SPLATOCALYPSE

SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE COLLECTIVE
ALL RESISTANCE WILL BE MET WITH SWIFT AND FATAL PUNISHMENT
ALL DEVIANTS WILL BE PURGED
THOSE WHO ARE COMPLIANT WILL BE SPARED
PLEASE DO NOT RESIST ARREST

Support mommy marina
Pick team order today!

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Reminder that if you can’t decide flip a coin or go with your gut!

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I got my chaos shirt and feel like a chad.

>he hasnt seen the leaked cutscenes

How can you be team chaos when team order has this?
Youre not gay are you?

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I hate this image.

Which one? The flooder one's okay. The one with the spreaders seems completely pointless.

>last second on the timer
>throw a suction bomb into enemy territory
>it snags on a wall and does nothing

What an awful feeling, even if it doesn't change the outcome.

>there are "people" who chose to side with chaos

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That's literally a fat whore

why?

Team Order winning will result in a much better setting and story for Splatoon 3 than Team Chaos ever would. Post-Apocalypse shit has been done to death by all forms of media while there’s much more room for potential with high-tech dystopias.

FUCK Order

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Have sex
No, unironically, have sex
If that's fat then you're truly a lost cause

Marina doesn't even look right. Her face in particular is strange.

I want order to win because it will be more fun to cause chaos in splatoon 3 than roam some shitty wasteland looking place

Post-apocalypse and dystopia settings are both overdone.

Tartar did nothing wrong.

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>both sides
(You)

AFRO > Some dumb thot

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Are you forgetting that Splatoon is already post apocalyptic? They're already proven they can take that sort of thing and do something fresh with it.

Sorry you can't handle the truth.

>PLEASE
Gay

He says in a thread about a post-apocalyptic game

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Been helping my Chaosbros in my own way, just got level 4 in Team Order. I can finally try dual guns.

God I hope that she fucks human men

Only Queens and Kings may reply to this post.

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Hello there!

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Chaos queen here

I bought octo expansion a couple days ago but still haven't played it due to mario maker eating my time. Is there any change splatoon 3 will relate to whatever happens in octo expansion?

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This is true Chaos

>when you win 15 games in a row for chaos

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Since my Team keep losing and matching me up with kid players. I look forward to the boring ass generic future look of Splatoon. Can't wait to WEAR MY BADASS SILVER COAT THAT IS EXCLUSIVE TO JAPAN!Always facing the same generic player. Dualie player, everybody got bombs, and more dualies. Broken ass specials everywhere

I'll get her afterwards as part of the spoils of war.
Chaos for life.

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how do you get the eye helmet?

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Expose breasts

You know she does

Every self respecting octo would jump into the ocean if order loses than give themselves to a squigger.

News giveaway
Its still available

>another generic "draws everyone as a slut" porn artist
No thanks.

Go to the news tab on your switch, look for recent splatoon 2 news, launch the game via the button at the bottom.

I am an octo

>im always 8+ kills
>teammates always 2-3 kills
fucking jesus christ team sucks every time

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Remember to follow the plan, Team Order.
twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1151786185062174720?s=20

>octo on team chaos
I hope you know they'll stab you in the back if they win.
Youre a lost cause, I hope betraying your kind was worth being called "one of the good ones"

what suck cock and die?

just won a 100x battle for Order feelsgoodman

Haven't played since the DLC

Is there anything new I should be aware of or was it just balance/weapon/clothes added?

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What are your biggest fears when it comes to this Splatfest?

Regular octarians are with team Order, and you think I'M the one who needs to worry about getting backstabbed?

>Order
>Chads
Do those two even go together? You niggas are literally team waifu pick.

Octavio is the only octo on Chaos. And that's because he doesn't give a shit about his own people, he just wants to overthrow Inkopolis to satisfy his hundred year long grudge.

Orderfags winning

>planned on spending most of the day playing Splatfest
>wake up with a toothache and not in the mood to even look at the Switch today.

Lawfag sabotage.

They added Main Power Up as an ability and combined Bomb Defense with Coldblooded.

....This is acceptable

Chaos is what got Octos on the surface at all, Order is all about restoring the status quo.
Do you remember what the status quo is?

Europe actually being out of shirts

Main Power Up exists, but it isn't a flat damage up, it's a per-weapon-class benefit.
Chargers get more range, shooters get more power, blasters get more airborne accuracy, etcetera.
Bomb Defense Up and Cold Blooded got turned into Bomb Defense Up DX, which does both of the things.

toothache is also ruining my day
tfw no dental

Just won a 10x battle for Chaoschads.

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Losing a X100 match

>Chaos is what got Octos on the surface at all
How? Unless literally every action against Order is Chaos, I doubt that. What got the Octos on the surface was the Squid Sisters' Calamari Inkantation and the actions of the Agents. And two of those are on Chaos and two of those are on Order.
And the current status quo of Inkopolis includes Octolings finally living in peace, able to be their own people instead of brainwashed lackeys for Octavio. Why wouldn't they pick Order?

Know what would be really chaotic? Not even playing the game

Communication errors ...

Fuck Nintendo shitty online

Not playing the game would mean getting your life in order

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> literally every action against Order is Chaos
You finally got it, user! Good job.
Order is a single state of being, and chaos is everything else. The ultimate expression of order is everyone looking and acting the same. The ultimate expression of chaos is everyone looking and acting different.

Wrong Splatfest. You're looking for Messy vs Tidy.

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Just won a 100X battle for Chaos

Feels good

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Doing God’s work

I thought she said tiddy

So even Neutral is Chaos? Doing literally anything that isn't Order is support for Chaos? Geez, no one is orderly then.

STOP FUCKING DISCONNECTING!! I HATE LIVING IN THE US SO GODDAMN MUCH!!!

Main power up sounds like a must have. Can you stack it?

>win for chaos
>"god's work"
nani

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Someone post the new Marina Jevilpost, we need jevilanon to vacaroo it.

No.

I've had so many team members disconnect

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Nature is chaos. Chaos is order.

The devil's greatest accomplishment was convincing mankind he doesn't exist.

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It stacks to a certain extent, and it's less mandatory on some weapon classes than others. Like I said, the benefit on Blasters is a literal practical joke by someone at NoA, but its Shooter benefit has catapulted the Splattershot Pro to a whole new level of viability.

> no one is orderly
Once again, you finally get it. Nobody is actually orderly. The people who want order just want LESS chaos, not MORE order.

>this thread is full of losers that are animated by nothing but the empty breath of god

I just want to get off work and play but I’m stuck in this hellhole for another 4 hours

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Pure Chaos doesn't even exist. Anarchy lasts for all of approximately 2 seconds before Order reasserts itself, either in the form of Chaos being cracked down on or rule being shifted to whoever's strongest.

Just got done kicking some Order ass. Currently a Champion, with at least two matches where I got 15 kills.

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>Nobody is actually orderly
You're nuts.

Based

And you're brainwashed. Congratulations, we've gone back to that status quo you love so much.

I'll send you my booyah energy to make it through the rest of the day.

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What's the difference between pro and normal splatfest battles? Also I haven't played in like a year, what are some of the best weapons?

nips are at full force, so it might be good that you have to wait

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Whyyyy are they so autistically good??

Pro doesn't give you clout if you lose but gives you way more if you win. Also, you can't queue with friends there, so the enemy team will be exactly as coordinated as yours.
If you aren't sure what to use, just grab an Aerospray, N-Zap, Splattershot Pro (typically Forge or Kensa), or literally any non-Tetra dualie.

Thanks user

Just look at Winnie the Pooh homerun, they’re trained as kids to be the ultimate gaming machines

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Gloogas?

>tfw love dark tetras because I can pretend I'm agent 3 spamming the bombs and splashdown, but everyone shits on me for using it

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Sure, go ahead. They're not exactly at the forefront of the meta anymore, but Dualies are still Dualies.

I've been using the Clash Blaster Neo and I rack up at least 8-10 kills a game

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They are weak and can’t handle a creative use of splashdowns

What's up orderbros

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Won 5 10x for team chaos

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>tfw loved the shit out of splatoon 1
>got splatoon 2 at release but didnt play much
>only level 17
>hardly played any of the splatfest
>now final splatfest
>no more updates after this
I feel a lot of regret now. I promise I'll play the absolute fuck out of Splatoon 3 if it's ever released :(

Same user

I know how to edit shit to sound like Jevil, if I have the time I gotta make a vocaroo

explosher fucking sucks

Guess this is the last time I get to post this.

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>play for hours without 10x or 100x battle appearing
>10x battle appears
>someone disconnects after 30 seconds

Still only lost by 4% but god fucking damnit.

The game and community aren’t going anywhere still plenty of time to play and I’m willing to bet we get surprise updates events content or splatfests

>it's a enemy team of sloshers episode again

But she’s won like all the recent ones. Doesn’t she have more wins than pearl now?

Sploosh 7 is actually so much fun, I love having ranged pressure for once.

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ONE MORE OCTO REJECTED

Yeah they rigged it in her favor recently for whatever reason

I'm sure Pearlfags are still seething about the clout system ever since

That image is likely made before the clout system change

>Enemy team has 2 snipers

If that’s the case it aged like milk

What the fuck just happened? I was playing Piranha Pit and the enemy team just wouldn't fucking respawn. They stayed dead for the whole game and never came back.

The funny part is that in Japan, the opposite was happening, Marina was dominating in the Splatfests

Orderfags sabotaging

>lost a 100x only to win one just a few games later

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>own team has 2 snipers
>they finish with 0 and 1 kills and almost no coverage

Are there new tracks? been listening to a different version of ebb & flow

Snipers are either god tier or shit tier

Yes.

At least you guys get shirts, we got news in the UK that shirts would be available, and then literally nothing else, no idea if we will have them for sale here or not.

we are still getting updates after this

>Somehow won my first x100 battle
The stress of seeing that 100 after just changing my loadout had me freaked out the whole game.

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Do you think any characters in 3 will rebel against their own team, not liking what it ended up as?

I got my first and second 100x games today, and I've played in almost all splatfests. Did they increase the chance or something?

>Get a x10 battle, first this fest
>win
>map change
>x100 battle
>devastate enemies who don't know layout
feels good

I can't find a source for this, so I'll assume you're lying

I want to join team Chaos but so far it looks like all the furrys and gays are on that side.

Orderfag here, consistently went on 8-10 win streaks back to back. We got this shit in the bag easily

I'm at 103778 clout now
Feels decent

It’s Splatoon, both sides are 80% furry and gay

And that’s the end of my lunch break. Have a good fest frens, and good luck to both sides

Yes, iirc they upped it by a 100x chance

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They saturated both sides

t. Chaosfag

The lobby art sure says otherwise

>Ink Me Up starts playing
Beautiful

>Team Tiddy
vs.
>Team No Tiddy
I think I'll go with my Marina Mommy and Team Tiddy.

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>both links broken on the german store
>somehoe chaos still sold out within at most 2-4 hours, because last time i chacked it wasn't there yet
>no posters as far as i can see

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>tfw suck at this game
My aim is just bleh. I managed to defeat Inner Agent 3 last night but I still can't seem to get a handle on real players.

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then again joining chaos I can justify shitting on them

>people actually think Marina is "mommy"
treehouse was a mistake

Just got my chaos shirt
feels pretty good

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They WERE order. We were fighting team order and they flat out didn't respawn at all. I've never seen anything like this before, they just didn't fucking respawn, period.

How many people have you ran into online using the name Jevil?

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picked order in the uk, what a mistake that was, lost every getting my ass beat with at least 60% for them each time

>5 fucking games in a row where I'm down a teammate and we get utterly demolished
Swear this happens every Splatfest

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Yeah, I made back when vampires beat werewolves.

>been wanting to get a switch for this game since release
>broke as fuck
>finally got one and started playing just in time for the final splatfest
Should I try finishing the campaign or just devoting myself to the splatfest? Made it to like sector 4 of Octo canyon and am currently an Order Champion

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Nah, that's just Splatoon. All matches are either you or the other team getting completely stomped, or ridiculously close.

Just won a actually my first 100x battle for Team Order. Simply wanted to share the news, carry on.

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Wanna use a splatling but having more success going unga bunga with the slosher

same here, pearl says fuck the police

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Play the splatfest since it's the last one ever in 2

Just played 6 matches. 4 were against other Chaos players.

Are 100x battles only on normal mode?

Pearl is cool.

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user, does the shirt have some kind of glitter in it or does it just shine in light?

splatfest is limited but campaign is there for good

Fuck me man I want one so bad. Fuck nintendo for only having a supply that literally lasts 6 hours before going out of stock.

Jesus fuck, I've lost like 7 out of 10 games so far. I'm rusty as fuck and my teammates are garbage

Switch to a weapon that is good for support, a less accurate but more powerful weapon (since your crosshair won't be on the opponent anyway), a brush, or just something that inks faster.

Yeah? I haven't played since the Hare vs. Tortoise Splatfest. It's gonna be real interesting later for me on Team Order.

well let's see if what Marie says comes into reality

I don't think the shirts are even for sale in Sweden.

this is absolutely unprecedented, I haven't seen an online game this unbalanced in a while. I've lost like 10 games in a row, what the hell

QQ

I haven't played in a while. Can someone explain the clout system to me? I read that the team with the most clout wins the Splatfest, but is it possible to lose a match and still contribute more clout than the winning team? And if not, then what's the difference between this and just counting the win %?

Splatoon has some of the worst matchmaking of any game. It's honestly amazing Splatoon ever took off considering Nintendo's sheer incompetence when it comes to anything online.

>team thot vs team crazy loli
oh man such a hard choice

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same here user, when you wash it do cold water on delicate to preserve it

Its just shiny, glitter would be shit

10x for Order!

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user, Pearl is 21.

good to know and agree, not that it makes much difference if they never show up here.

If Chaos wins they can take Marina as a concubine.

cmon now user we all know she forged an id

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Loli is a body type.

>implying Pearl would let anyone who isn't her touch Marina
The only one allowed to ravage Marina is Pearl.

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God I love pearl
I wanna hold her hand

Fuck, wrong pic.

Oh well, POST YOUR CLOUT!!!

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I'm pretty sure it is explicitly an age thing.

Pearl is literally just a midget.

I KEEP GETTING MATCHED UP WITH FUCKING MOUTHBREATHERS AND THE ENEMY TEAM IS ALWAYS FULL OF CUNTS WHO WORK TOGETHER TO FUCKING GANGBANG US GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE SPLATFESTS SO FUCKING MUCH

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>just won 100x for Chaos

Get fucked Orderfags

I swear, if Team Order cucks win....

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Chaos means everyone is allowed to do whatever they want. Especially cucking Pearl. And especially raping Pearl too.

>All these free team bonuses from randoms wearing the order helmet

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All the shitters picked Chaos

It's body type first, age just categorizes it, e.g. loli bba. This girl is nine years old and there's not a single person that's not a contrarian who would consider her a loli.

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Good luck, fag. Pearl's going to become the biggest warlord you've ever seen.

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>This girl is nine years old and there's not a single person that's not a contrarian who would consider her a loli.
.... user, that's EXACTLY what anyone in their right mind would call her.

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If I were to get this game today would it be worth it?

Better version. I wish I could hug Callie.

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And Pearl will sonic scream your molecules apart because she can do whatever she wants too. And this shithole of a society you’ll have helped create will go on without your dumbass

>reading battle ticker
>OJ SImpson has won a 100x battle for team chaos
we got it in the bag bros

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Okay, so not a contrarian or moralfag.

Me too.

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>chaos
>lord
There are no lords in chaos, retard. No one makes rules and no one follows them. If chaos wins, she'll get what she deserves.

How do i get the splatfest hats bros?

You really think pure Chaos remains pure Chaos? All it means is that the strongest rule. It all falls apart the moment literally anybody ever wants to control something, and guess what? Literally everyone does. Chaos, in the end, just leads to another form of Order.

Go to switch news, and download them from the article announcing Splatocalypse.

launch the game through the news section with the hats you squigger

Check your news feed, there should be an article about them that will give them to you.

>no idol dating sim
This needs to be rectified immediately.

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>win one 100x lose two 100x
>feel like one loss was my team being shit while the other was my fault, and the one win was due to a final push I started
It’s a weird kind of feel, I kind of hate playing 100x matches but it was nice to win at least one before splatfests are gone for good.

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don’t know why I replied there like a tard, my bad.

I haven't won in like 6 games

This

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Here's a better version of this, too.

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Mobile compression is a shit, unless you’re using waifu?

Where we droppin' bois? I wanna group up.

I love spamming booyah bombs so much.

Honestly, don't save/post images from a phone unless you know it'll actually save and post the proper versions of the images.

>haven't played the game since Octo Expansion came out
>want to come take part in the final splatfest
>queue up for splatfest match
>I and my orderbros have been sitting here for getting close to five minutes without a game
Every now and then, a lone chaosfag briefly appears in the opposing side, then immediately leaves. What's going on?

>80008
They're scared of you, user. Think you're an octoling spy.

It says i must purchase the game even though I clearly own it and have it on my home screen? Trying a reinstall

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>Haven't played in a while, decide to jump in for the final fest
>First match is immediately my first ever x100
>Somehow win even though I was rusty as shit
Holy fuck, my nerves the entire time.

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Octos are niggers and squids are white people

A Happy Marie is a good Marie

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finally got into a game and dabbed on the chaosniggers. What is clout? I don't remember that.

>matchmaking has failed four out of five attempts
is this normal? is everyone else getting this? is the the work of chaos saboteurs?

under this spoiler rests a character who needs more lewd fanart

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Weird way to say needs more pure fanart.

It's happened to me so many times I just quit.

Splatfest Chads always pick pearl

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Just a general score of how well you do during the fest. At the end it's tallied up to see which team got the most.

It's Nintendo's online incompetence.

Reminder that pearl is old enough to drink.

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I've won two 100x battles for Order today, got 500k+ clout.

Drunk Pearl is something that should not happen, unless you want to bring forth the apocalypse.

Did it start yet?

Also what is this bubble shooting weapon that keeps fucking me up? How do I deal with it?

Bloblobber. Solution: use a Brella.

Started this morning, goes till sunday

I guess. I just kinda feel the need to post Callie when I’m in these threads yknow?

hours ago

I don't have one, I'm using the Aerospray for maximum turfing. Am I just fucked when I encounter them then?

How is that a problem?

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Same here

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They always wreck me, use cover as much as you can imo

>lose x100 match due to newbie squid disconnecting
People who defend NSO should be lynched and set aflame

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If you have to ask, you'll never understand.

Not him but he likely wants to keep part of the character's personality rather than a standard generic slut.

whoops

> team victory sex
vs.
> team abstinence until marriage

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Imagine how bad it will be when the Lite drops

Just won a x100 for team chaos lads.
FUCK ORDER AND FUCK THE JANNIES

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Is normal the best way to get clout? I keep getting matched up with absolute shitters in pro and get no clout

Enjoy your chaotic pain

Decided to dig this one up for the occasion.

What, you don't like the idea of licking, smooching and sucking on Pearl's delicate, perfect pink folds while she cries out and squeals with delight? Or the feeling of her hands in your hair, rubbing your scalp and gripping you tight when you hit a sensitive spot? You don't like the idea of bringing her to leg-shuddering, mind melting orgasm over and over and over again, then pulling away just to adore her quivering, beautiful little body before she starts begging you to go back down? You don't like the idea of her scent filling your nose and her juices dripping down your chin, looking straight into her eyes and seeing her tear up with bliss while her chin quivers and her voice cracks with a symphony of moaning and cooing? Maybe you'd like to reach up to her petite, supple breasts, playing with her tender little nipples, stroking them, tickling them, and teasing them in perfect synchronization with your tongue working on her nethers as she cries out in unbridled ecstasy? Certainly the idea of cuddling with her afterward, kissing her lovingly and holding her petite body in your arms as the two of you drift off to sleep sounds nice, right?

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Sounds to me like you're a cuck

How am I supposed to play with an erection user

>thinking you’ll be getting any of the victory sex instead of just being run over by a train or some other miserable end
>thinking abstinence until marriage is even remotely the status quo

Sounds like to me you have no standards.

FUCK IT
I'M GOING WHOLE HAM WITH THE CLASH BLASTER

Kill all Goblinas

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Mmph good shit

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Thank god I'm using the 7 day free trial so I don’t have to pay for this shit service. The worst thing about the match was that they fucked off around the last 30 seconds and we were paired against a team that had 2 Japanese players that locked down half of the map.

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Friendly reminder that chaosfags aint people

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again she faked an id man

>I am a faggot
Wow user couldn't you think of a better way to come out of the closet?

Marina is getting a chance to define what "order" means and adjust society accordingly. Bless her heart, she means well, but she's way too fucking pure to be trusted.
Marina's status quo will DEFINITELY place some kind of restriction on sex outside of government-recognized true love.

>what are apparently the two best shifty stations are scheduled for when I have to go to sleep
Should I potentially lose sleep to play the cannon and dome drop ones?

>tfw your name shows up in the battle ticker

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Lost a 100x match by 1.2%

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>implying
A part of Marina probably wants Pearl to win just so Pearl can stop holding back her desires in front of everyone and just go to town on Marina anywhere she pleases

>Marina's status quo will DEFINITELY place some kind of restriction on sex outside of government-recognized true love.
And that's a good thing. I unironically think sex should only be done with the person you love, otherwise it's dirty and disgusting.

>Pushing forward right up to their spawn during the last 30 seconds, killing everyone who challenges me
>Yeah I did it
>Die
>Open map
>Rest of the team preoccupied with a single man at our spawn
Every time

Marina literally just wants to keep things as they are

lost an 100x match by 1 point

Order is gonna lose, I can just feel it

My pessimism agrees with you but I keep hearing different things

I expect a point difference of 2 with chaos winning

>Splatzone Shifting station
>murder all but one on enemy team
>die to the last member at 10 seconds
>he manages to get our 2 zones while the rest of our team focus fires him down and not trying to cover ground
Bloodlust ruins games when those last few seconds hit

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Because as much as I love thick, voluptuous bodies, I cannot stand out-of-character shit. Half the reason I fap to any character is because I like who they are, on top of them being attractive to me. I fap to Pearl because she's a hyperactive little dynamo who would fuck me into unconsciousness. I fap to Marina because she's submissive and sweet, and I'd love to hear her blissful cries. I fap to Marie because she's snarky and sassy with a sweet interior, and she'd be up for some mommy-dommy play before giving very heartfelt aftercare. I fap to Callie because she's ditsy and happy and sex with her would be a joyful, playful romp ending in night-long cuddling.

But fucking weapons-grade faggots like you, with no standards, no personality, and no soul, push for literally every fucking girl to be the same, vapid, one-dimensional slut as the last shitty generic pic you commissioned with your clammy NEETbux. Fuck you. Fuck you and every stupid, lazy, mindless, uncreative cunt like you. You're everything wrong with lewds nowadays,

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>tfw have a bookie taking action on the splatfest
i put 250 for chaos to win how fucked am i

Relax it's just a game bro

So this is what it looks like when an user goes nuclear
I agree

> implying Marina's concept of sex isn't some loving missionary position affair between long-established lovers
orderfags, this is what you look like
And Marina has to rigidly define "the way things are" in order to enforce them, no?
Can you picture her thinking of sex in a realistic way?

Very but do it anyway

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Why do you care so much? You have retarded standards. Just have normal people standards like no 3DPD

Damn.

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EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING AIDS ROUND OF THIS ABORTION OF A FUCKING FUCKFEST I GET MATCHED UP WITH THE WORST FUCKING TEAMMATES AND THE ENEMY TEAM IS FULL OF THE MOST AUTISTIC FUCKING NIGGERS WITH FUCKING 9000 HOURS IN THE FUCKING GAME WHO FUCKING RAPE US THE ENTIRE ROUND

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You're forgetting that Marina is a pervert
Remember the inking their splat zone comment

splatfests just make me mad because I hate turf war

>And Marina has to rigidly define "the way things are" in order to enforce them, no?
No, she doesn’t need to do anything. Nobody is rigidly defining sex at present so why would she need to if her decree is “just keep things the way they are”?

MY pessimism while on chaos team disagrees

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These are the kind of posts that make Yea Forums worth visiting.

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shes a nigger thot

>Haven't played in over a year
>Try out last splatfest
>Can't hit anything anymore
Ouch

tl;dr

Theres another screenshot added to the hall of fame I’ve gotten from these splat threads

>squidpartying during the Final Fest

pls dont

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Taking a break, orderbros. Seems like the children got back from school already, I'm getting lots of "lucy", "BOB", and "Juaniiiii". No matter how well I do (triple splats, specials, etc.) seems like my teams have no awareness. Will try again in a few hours.

user, it's the dead middle of summer.

If it breaks character, it breaks my dick

>playing as Order
>doing surprisingly well despite being a bit rusty
>beating Chaos fairly easily
>20 seconds left
>THIS CONNECTION IS UNSTABLE
>YOU'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED
Fucking Chaosfag scum couldn't even take the L like a man.

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A true chaosbro would do this. A true chaosbro wouldn't care about the objectives.

It's winter here.

It's already breaking character to assume any of them would want to have sex with you.

Based miz, no squidpartying you [WUT] faggots

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Maybe you just suck at the game lol

I don't know. I think any of them except maybe Marie would be the kind of girl who would make bad decisions that they would later regret.

>AWW SHIT ITS A 100X BATTLE TIME TOooo...
>only one other teammate in the opening

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FUCKING TRY HARD JAPS ON TEAM ORDER

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Are you implying you'd exploit them?

>tryhard
lol get fucked

And how does them having thicker bodies than in canon in certain art interfere with this? Marina doesn't cease to be Marina unless the artist/commissioner goes out of their way to include some out of character horseshit by way of a comic/image set. Literally the only thing you quantify is that you don't want their personality to change, but that's the one thing that 99.99% of this porn DOESN'T indicate. YOU are the one assuming they're a flat character with the sole trait of "being a slut" when you see them with different proportions than canon. And if a character has to have their exact canon appearance for your brain to not immediately fly into an autistic rage and assume they are no longer at all similar to the real thing, then you have a degree of retardation not often seen, even on Yea Forums.

I'll HAPPILY admit that there's a decent amount of porn where characters are essentially just generic hoebags with a few token traits belonging to their canon self. But to get mad at this not when you see a character written wrong, but simply because you see them with large proportions, is infinitesimally dumb. You want to see at a weapons-grade faggot? Look in the mirror, you human incarnation of autism.

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Oh, I hope there's plenty of tryhard Japs on Order. They're probably the only chance we've got at winning.

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No. Fuck you. I will not suddenly and voluntarily render myself fucking braindead so i can fit in with troglodyte shitstains like you. I always say "to each his own," but I'll hold myself to that same standard. I have my "own" and i am not going to dumb down my "own" in order to fit in with a bunch of vapid, Ritalin addicted, putrid little cunts who just found out that big boobies my their peepee hard. yeah, dipshit, big tits make anyone's peepee hard who isn't a total faglord. You don;t think I find JTVeemo or lsugbox's depictions of titties hot? Well I do. But here's the big fucking problem.

Literally
Every
Single
Girl
They
Draw
is
the
Same
Stupid
Vapid
Fucking
Person

If that's the personality yo're drawn to, more power to you, but if you're so much of a lazy faggot that you can't shift to another girl without trying to force that retarded shit on them, then fuck you and the horse you rode in on. You've literally rendered it moot for it to be that particular character. If you can only get off to sluts, then fucking stick to Morrigan Aensland or Rouge or any of those characters who are actually slutty and vapid instead of pushing this stupid shit on everything else because you're too mentally fucking lazy to do otherwise.

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user, there's a difference between creppy stalker and thottery

His thing has nothing to do with porportions, it's the fact that JTVeemo draws every character with the same expression doing the same thing over and over again, no matter the character.

I need that shifty station time schedule image. i missed the previous rotation

FUCK THE ONLINE IN THIS GAME
>get given literal retards on your team non-stop
>have to carry them
>still not enough even when you alone cover half the map with ink and rack up 10+ kills
>finally get a competent team
>"a communication error has occurred"
>go back to start a new game
>"a communication error has occurred"
>put on chaos vs chaos 3 times in a row
>be in a 3 v 4 match, unsurprisingly lose
>have a 4 v 2 match immediately after, obvious win
>finally get a good win streak going
>"an error occurred"
>I get banned and points go down
I don't think I will bother buying another splatoon game ever again, this shit it infuriatingly bad.

>But to get mad at this not when you see a character written wrong, but simply because you see them with large proportions, is infinitesimally dumb
see
i like big, thick bodies. I actually don't mind things going off model, art-wise. If JTVeemo drew Callie as being voluptuous (like he already does) while preserving her being sweet and energetic, my dick would go crazy, but as it stands, I'm looking at hsi shit on gelbooru and I'm flaccid as a fucking egg noodle.
I specifically said it's OOC shit that brings my piss to a boil, but I wouldn't expect you to have any reading comprehension if you have little to zero comprehension of the fact that you literally fap to the same exact person on every incognito tab you've got open.

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the cannon one is up now

splatoon2.ink/finalfest

This.
Fucking thank you

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Do squids understand the concept of love?

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Do you mean, ORDER FAGS

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>Hacked switch
F-Fight hard for our Queen, Chaos bros.

>chaos chads schooling the virgin order

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will splatoon's online ever be good?

That being said, I'll take JTVeemo's shit any day over the typical shit the fanbase that made the Spyke doujin regularly gets into. At least the girls in JTVeemo's images are always happy and enjoying things. For fuck's sake, they even made a fat bastard doujin for a series that explicitly has no living humans in it.

it is if youre not from the 3rd world

>At least the girls in JTVeemo's images are always happy and enjoying things.
That, I can at least get behind, but that being said
>at least skin cancer is better than brain cancer.

>bomb rushes your territory last second
nothing personnel kid

Thanks. I'll have one more chance at 2pm est tomorrow

I'm not, see Yes. I'm mad, this was the worst online experience I've had in any game ever, even from splatoon in general this was atrocious.

kek

Lol, you can have Fiber and Ethernet and Splatoon will still find a way to regularly fuck things up beyond reason.

No, only burning hostility

tell your mom to get better internet then

How does this affect Splatoon 3?

Online always gets fucked during splatfests more than any other time. That's why I'm glad this is the last one.

I joined team chaos. It was a mistake. All of my teammates suck.

works for me :^)

my internet is great, that's not what caused the problem.

I legitimately have no stake in JTVeemo, I don't fap to his stuff on any regular basis. I just feel like you're finding shit to get angry about. He doesn't draw all his characters with the exact same expression in the exact same scenario.

Eh, I'm from a latin shithole and I'm getting less and less errors every Splatfest. Been playing for hours today and only got like three, and it was in the lobby, not even during matches.

We either all die to fire or we all die to steel.

The same guy who made the Spyke doujin you're talking about did make a cute lighthearted one though.

It was literally the theme of two splatfests.

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We either get Splatoon Mad Max or Splatoon 1984.

definitely true, but this one has been so far the worst for me by a mile. I think part of it is that there's far more chaos than order in rotation, along with it being the final splatfest meaning more people playing with an awful connection. It really exaggerates the flaws of splatoon's online and personally I've had a dreadful experience with it today when it's usually acceptable.

What if we get Splat Set Radio?

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Jesus, this Splatfest is a shitshow so far. Every other match someone is disconnecting, the online was never this bad before.

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Gotta be honest, I'm really liking the gold and silver ink. It looks kino on the stages. This shouldn't be the only time we get to use it.

>Splatoon Mad Max
Hell yeah.

He still made that fucking Spyke doujin, and likely only made the lighthearted one because everyone turned to him and said "what the fuck dude"

same, it's honestly kinda unplayable so far.

Agreed. The Metallic inks and splatfest stages all need to be included in the rotations from here on out

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>calling someone else a cuck
>when you like sluts that will fuck anything in sight

I'm just using JT as an example. He's hardly the poster child, because at least, as pointed out, he draws the at least enjoying themselves.

>I just feel like you're finding shit to get angry about.
Oh no no no, nigger. I've had this shit on my chest for fucking years and it's coming to a crescendo fast. I've scraped through just about every gallery on panda or sankaku or wherever-the-fuck for several of my favorite series for over a decade looking for anything that actually keeps things in-character and the fact that 85-90% of art pulls this generic horseshit has slowly been driving my blood pressure into the quadruple digits, and definitely not from arousal. I can feel the capillaries in my eyes because of this shit.

Well, it's the be-all, end-all final fest. We've got people who haven't played since Nintendo Online coming back in to place their stakes. You'd have to be super naive not to see this coming.

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Or maybe like most people who like fucked up stuff, he also likes cute things. You gotta like it as it is before you want to twist it.

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That'd be nice

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I'LL END IT THUS

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What are some good carry weapons?

>tfw after this the true final splatfest emerges

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They're being added to the game, but only accessible in private battles. Hope you got real buddies you play Splatoon with, because you're not getting them any other way.

>you gotta like it as it is before you want to twist it.
And if you've got the propensity to twist it, chances are you're plain old subhuman
It's that simple.

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God is Chaotic Good, just like Pearl

S here
Sorry if I'm rusty, but you're pretty good T

>You'd have to be super naive not to see this coming.
I guess, but I still wish the online in general in splatoon was better. It's an online multiplayer shooter for fuck's sake, and its online is really poor compared to other games in the same genre - probably the worst of the genre in terms of its online stability and overall experience, in fact.

Mobile weapons with low ttk and spammable specials.

I can't say I disagree. Hopefully Nintendo learns2 dedicated server by the next installment.

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Splatfests always come witty their share of connection issues. Global ones moreso because you're being paired with 7 other players across all regions.

>Well, it's the be-all, end-all final fest. We've got people who haven't played since Nintendo Online coming back in to place their stakes.
>You'd have to be super naive not to see this coming.
True, plus it's a worldwide event. Still, it's all the more reason this game shouldn't have been pvp to begin with.

>Nintendo
>learning
Modern Nintendo only learns when they're dragged kicking and screaming into it.

I really hope so too but it's not likely to happen, just look at the state mario maker 2's multiplayer released in. It's so frustating as I love the gameplay mechanics of splatoon, it's easily one of the most unique and just pure fun shooters out there, but the online is crap.
Global splatfests should still attempt to match you regionally anyway, but as far as I'm aware they don't. Also, if the online infrastructure for splatoon was better to begin with than the issues would either be drastically reduced or entirely.

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Spla2n was legitimately an improvement over 1 in almost every way. Sure, on the back end, Nintendo barely ever learns, but dedicated servers have already happened for some games.

>dedicated servers have already happened for some games.
Which ones?

>but dedicated servers have already happened for some games.
bullshit, every nintendo game uses P2P for their online multiplayer. The only situations you'd see servers are for tracking user data, like leaderboards or sharing stages/courses in smash/mario maker

So will we get anything between now and Splatoon 3? Like a new spinoff game or something?

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We've all been hoping for one, like maybe a rhythm game or something.

ORDER BETTER WIN I WANT MY CYBERPUNK SPLATOON 3!!!
AAAAAAAA
Madmax is. SHITTY MOVIE

Splatoon 2: Salmonling Hillbilly Adventures Expansion

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Marina looks cute in glasses.

>spreading shit brown around instead of glorious chrome
Shiggy diggy

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Does anyone have any good 1440p splatoon wallpapers?

>CYBERPUNK SPLATOON 3
Yes
Madmax is. SHITTY MOVIE
No

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There is no order nigga

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Source pls

I never watched it I was just dissing chaosfags

Order Champ up in this bitch. Let's win this for my baby girl.

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LET ME PLAY THE SHIFTY STATIONS

yea salmonid expansion that brings the dirty south to inkopolis.
HOW BOUT THEM DAWGS

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Adorable little beebo
Shame she'll lose.

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FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT TO PLAY MAKO MART FOR THE FOURTH TIME

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when chaos wins she gets put on the rape spit

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Does anyone know where to get the Splatfest gear? I really want that Order helmet.

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Don't lose hope.

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Not if I have any say in it.

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There's a news article by Squid Research lab that lets you snag them for free.

No, dude! We might be chaotic, but we're not barbarians!
She gets put into a gloryhole box.

Is he saying that only gays do crime? Even if he's for homosexuality, this is just a really awful message.

>tfw raping muther fuckers with nozzlenose while team inks
nothing like get that double tap in. it's the halo br equivalent gun.

I love my muffin too much
I'm sorry user. I have to win.

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You're both going to jail when Order wins.

oh shit wrong tab

try me

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Neat, thanks user.

If you like cages so much we'll put you in chastity.
It won't get you out of oral though.

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Holy shit. Fuck this shitty station cannon map.

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Post video game characters that would be Team Chaos.

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i've never played it before but ive been winning matches off the cannon alone

Kinda wish we got more octo styles.

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Chaotic good, specifically.

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That reminds me, what alignment would each Splatoon character be?

The poster already tells us.
Chaotic to Order - left to right
God to Evil - top to bottom.

CUTE

OCTO

SHOTAS

As punishment for losing, she will have her feet tickled until she cries!

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>just won a 10x battle
Feels good, man.

I'm sorry, Callie lover, but I must protect my little girl at all costs. You're going down.

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That cannon map is real shit

pretty based. Still a Chaos cuck so it cancels out

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what the fuck

Bring it on, beebo boi

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Fuck you guys this is a good map, better than that shitty panel map we have in rotation

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After a day of farming ordertrannies, I will get a rest

You should it’s p good

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The panels are fun. I like remote activating them with my booyah bombs.

Oh shit I got the cannon one, FINALLY

Callie: Chaotic Good
Marie: Lawful Good
Pearl: Chaotic Good
Marina: Chaotic Good
Agent 3: Lawful Good
Agent 4: Chaotic Good
Agent 8: Lawful Good
Captain Cuttlefish: Lawful Good
Iso Padre: Chaotic Neutral
Bisk: Lawful Neutral
Spyke: Chaotic Neutral
Crusty Sean: Lawful Neutral
Annie: Chaotic Neutral
Murch: Lawful Neutral
Flow: Chaotic Neutral
Octarians: Lawful Neutral
Lil' Judd: Chaotic Neutral
Jelfonzo: Lawful Neutral
Octavio: Chaotic Evil
Tartar: Lawful Evil
Salmonids: Chaotic Evil
C.Q. Cucumber: Lawful Evil
Sheldon: True Neutral
Judd: True Neutral
Mr. Grizz: Neutral Evil

>hating one of the best shifty stations ever
You disgust me.

It's brought.

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Once I get off work my beebo is gonna bamboozle the shit outta ya

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he cute

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you heard me

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> Marie: Lawful Good
I know she has to be Lawful, because Order, but damn, this feels weird. Snark doesn't feel "lawful" at all.

Whoops, accidentally listed Marina as Chaotic Good.

>tfw 20 kills off the cannon

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I want to kiss the octoes.

Reminder that Chaos is for degenerates.
Degenerates are heretics.
And heretics must be purged wholesale.

Granted all of these mutant children are walking acts of at least 2nd degree heresy but I’d rather have filthy mutants who follow the Imperial Truth rather than filthy Slaanesh loving mutants any day.

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I really hope this game doesn't die after the splatfest

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Snarky means you can't be lawful? That's an odd position to take. Besides, Marie's always been one who's preferred order in her life.

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Cute, soft little veemo toes

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>got so caught up in the Splatfest I forgot I was boiling water on the stove for the second time today
This game is going to make me burn my house down.

Bring it, sucker. I've been splatting chargers all day long.

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Trust me, it won't. people still played Splat 1 well into 2's life cycle, long after Callie v Marie.

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>end up oversalting and overcooking my fish for the first time in fucking forever
I bet Chaos did this.

salmonid expansion when?

It won't, don't worry

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No way are Marie or Cuttlefish Neutral Good. They're definitely leaning towards Law.
And I doubt Agent 8 isn't Good.

Paid online will give it a slow death

>implying
People STILL play the first game on Wii U. 2 isn't going away anytime soon.

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>Sheldon is true neutral
>when he's mr.WAR ECONOMY

He doesn't care about good or evil. He cares about money.

>tfw want to participate but have a test, and don't want to shell out cash for peer2peer connections

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When order whens you will be cleansed

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>Alpha Legion’s newest plan to destroy loyalist morale is making the first ever 40k TV show and having it directed by the guy who made the fucking Smurf movies

Truly devious.

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Don’t underestimate the bamboozler, twinkletoes

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whats a good movie to watch during the splatfest to get in the mood? i'm queuing up starship troopers and the warriors right now.

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When Chaos wins you'll be inducted into our ranks.
It'll be fun, promise!

Mad Max/Waterworld and Blade Runner/Minority Report

I painted my turf, thanks

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I feel so dirty using the Clash but it kills so good and doesn't rely on my shit aiming

I just wiped the floor with 2 of them, pal. I ain't ascared of you.

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I hope they don't fuck up but they will. Is abnett or anyone else good in on this

Fucking lame. Pearl is for being dominated so hard by that she takes your fucking soul. Anything else is unacceptable.

Please be gentle, I just found a charger I feel good with today.

How do you feel about your octo daughter being very gay for woomies

That's the spirit! You will lead us to victory

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Just booted up the game
My DICK is diamonds from Marina's outfit, FUCK

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any orderfags want to party up? im aint the best but im not bad

And that won’t intimidate me friend, overconfidence leads to failure. Cute beebo though

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Is there a Chaos version of this? New phone wallpaper for sure.

Me, let's spray cum together.

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I can't tell if I'm bad or my team is

It's probably your team if it's randos.

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Are you on chaos?

Artist is 3DROD on Twitter

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Do your best, user, but that won't stop me from pounding your butt.

She's a good girl, she no doubt will find a very nice squid to settle with. This pairing is cuter, though.

I haven't lost yet, so the odds are looking good.

Just like a cute Callie.

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Bitchin'
Thanks.

Too bad my girl Marie is on Law side.

adding, any other reqs?

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THUNDER DOOOOOOOME

is this mysterious symbol in the sky a force of chaos or order?

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It's yellow, so Chaos
Also new thread when

This stage had better be as good as you guys hype it up to be.

we need more fanart of them in order and chaos outfits

>Thunderdome AND the bridge
This is the best rotation

WAKE UP CHAOSFAGS, WE HAVE A CITY TO INK
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UwU

>Your team
MeLiSSaEnemy team (All joined at once.)
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