GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565
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WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOON?

youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4

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>Then
>finishing bosses in gruesome awesome ways then proceed to fuck bitches
>Now
>skip gameplay and hold hands with his wife's son

>god of hunger

Why does this photo look so weird?! I get that he is probably 4ft tall but there is something else thats off

GIVE ME BACK MY ONIONS

God of Manlets

MANLET OF WAR

I thought it was a kid, what's up with that angle?

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KAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>guy spent lots of time in the gym building muscle to cosplay his favorite video game character
>still gets made fun of by Yea Forumsirgins
life just isn't fair i guess

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His head is huge compared to every other part of his body
He's like 6 heads tall, he literally has anime proportions in real life

K-KAMIII???!!

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He looks like a midget homie.

I was strong then

Maybe he already was skinnyfit and just did a quick cosplay
It's not like we're making fun of his life's work

Holy Shit you might be right! But are you sure he is 6ft? Look at his legs. He looks like a child.

>wow that guys is short
>look him up
>he's 5'10
>tfw im 5'7

should I just become a monk? or should i just end it?

he skipped leg day

Manlet of Soi

Most try hard nintenfag photoshop of all time, enjoy your cardboard toys for 100 bucks you retarded manchild.

He literally looks like a paraleptic person.

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Nah, that is not much muscle, he just has a low enough body fat that they are easily visible.

Not 6ft, 6 heads
"Normal people" are about 8 heads tall
People with severe height abnormalities like dwarves look weird because they're like 5 heads tall, since head size remains similar regardless of height

american reading comprehension

I've never owned a nintendo console, I am strictly a PC user, I just have fun with photoshop
No need to get so mad sóyboy, be nice and drink your sóylent

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>Lifting to look like that
manlets, when will they learn?

>5'10
Doubt it.

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jesus the guy is so out off proportions why would you even consider dressing like this

you're joking
im going to kill MYSELF

Plenty of characters from Borderlands he could have played.

HOL UP
all of you criticizing the manlet HAVE lost your virginity, correct?

>tfw my autism triggers and i feel sad for her in this photo
fug

He would had made a good Baldur ,tho.

WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON?!?!

she is cute [spoiler}and sad[/spoiler]

Kratos’ little brother

that guy has zero muscle you fatso, he just has low BF%

do manlets have midget gods?

GOW4 wasn’t bad as you guys make it out to be, but I’ll admit that it is overhyped to hell and back like The Last Of Us(Same deal as GOW4).I mean gameplay wise it’s fun, but holy fuck they need to fix the camera during combat

>omg i love snoy so much
>oh please daddy kratos fuck my tranny ass

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Based

Cringe

He has low bodyfat and even lower muscle mass
I lift and don't have veins like that

God of Dance

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holy shit, is that real?

No is not your stature is your perception of yourself. You see yourself as small therefore others see you in the same way.

t. Currently dating a model taller than me, and whose father is even shorter and has never dated anything less than a 8/10.

being short is bad, but there are worse things

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SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII

google alopecia universalis

Stop parroting each others meme answers you fucking dyels, he has good muscle on his upper body, he's just short as fuck and has a small frame.

would prefer to have this than mpb

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Why?

balding isn't bad, balding is a sign of testosterone. literally every male starts baldings eventually

How did a kid get such toned arms and a fake beard?

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WHERE IS MY SEQUEL?

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>my autism makes me feel sympathy
That's not the way autism works

because in like 6~ years when I'm nw7 (if I live that long) I still keep the sides and have to shave them and automatically look like an old geezer faggot

you would rather look like a cancer patient or ayy lmao than an old faggot?

I CAN'T GET THIS BOTTLE OPENED! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Engineer tier.

>Good
He is "ok" at best, he has a body of a marathon runner.

yes

yes

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS I wish that were me

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How is this thread “Yea Forums culture”?

this is the epitome of Yea Forums culture

I don't really mind it, I just buzz it and it doesn't bother me when I look in the mirror, but the truth of the matter is that I'm undatable in my 20s

grass is always greener
i would rather be the worse stage of balding than have this shit
adding that to my list of cosplay ideas

I went to my first (and last) convention recently. Every buff guy cosplayer was an overcompensating manlet that wasn't wearing a shirt, and it was painfully transparent

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Yea Forums is for people who used to play video games

he's 4 foot 10

>but the truth of the matter is that I'm undatable in my 20s
so are 90% of men, just accept it

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He looks like he spent a total of maybe 3 months at the gym in his life

I started balding with 19 and have lost like more than half of my hair with 27 but I still got a gf

We're all gonna make it bros, don't give up

if you're undatable in your 20s then you have more problems than your hair

jesus christ
is that a 5'4 dude?

Kratos is a negroid tho

bullshit no one is that short5'7 would be looking at actual manlet balls from below

Bloodbronies look like WHAT?

I started shaving it off at 26, and I had no big problems with girls, you just need to stop having that incel mentality.

Feeling empathy is the exact opposite of autism user.

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>just shave it off and hit the gym bro!

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>but the truth of the matter is that I'm undatable in my 20s
Just get buff my dude, and work on your charisma, is not the end.
You will make it.

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faggots being triggered by a worked out midget. this is gold 101
>b-but he has barely any muscles
>b-body fat is low % that's why
>o-optical illusion, he's a d-d-dyel
>h-haha when will they learn
a fucking midget triggered so many autists oh God how pathetic can you be

If you don't dress in socks, sandals, camo cargo shorts and a video game tshirt for the sole purpose of making women angry you will not make it.

Sooner or later, manlets need to learn.

>ok remember, try to look as miserable as possible in that picture.

MASSIVE COPE
>Newborn infants prefer attractive faces
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X

>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate attractive faces from unattractive faces
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Your face heavily affects your entire life
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Love at first sight is real
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Study: Unattractive Men Not Viewed As ‘Dating Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Personality
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Strong Inverse Association Between Height and Suicide
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Height is extremely important
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Halo effect
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is Physical Attractiveness in the Marriage Market? (tl;dr very)
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Bottom 80% of men compete for the bottom 22% of women, top 78% of women compete for the top 20% of men
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>Women care about face much more than body
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

>when surveys are done. Men place attractiveness in their top three. Women place it lower on their scale-- five, six, seven, eight. But in fact, when you evaluate women's behavior, it's no different than men. So women say attractiveness doesn't matter, but, in fact, when you evaluate their behavior, it does.
>youtu.be/iOHdZKDldIg?t=27m34s

at least I dont have his head shape, looks like a conehead, god damn I feel bad for him

>You will make it.
it's become obvious to me that those guys don't really want to make it, because they get high on being bitter and cynical on Yea Forums.

Lol that has been disproven for a long time. If you mom's dad has baldness you'll too. I guess you're an yuropoor because the US had eugenics until the 90s.

thanks for the suicide fuel

>medium tinder experiments
which incel subreddit did you get this pasta from

im just trying to help the baldlet out with my own experience
my life isnt that bad even with this shit
lifting really helps your mental

Who better knows how to get laid then a fat ugly neet virgin with rage?
Pic related is what faceframehieght posters look like

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His head looks weird

This guy fucks.

aw fuck i remember those videos...what a shitfest of a life

>calves are bigger than quads
>those biceps
>those shoulders
>that gyno
is this a ftm tranny

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that's a fucking hrt faggot

>Projecting this hard
Lmao.

Is never too late for them, they just need to push through this first bar, then it gets easier.
Life is about hard work, perseverance and accepting that things may not go as you expect, but you can't lay down and feel bad for yourself.

Yeah, lifting is a complement that will help at long term, but lifting should be a way to relief stress and keep yourself good. Anons needs to stop to think that lifting is just for gains, what is the point of gains if your still didn't make it mentaly?

documentry about incels, metokur did a video on them
I think he started taking estrogen, there's a pic of him post surgery and he looks worse

When did Kratos contract stage four cancer?

i make fun of every person who takes photographs of themselves. what a bunch of fags ahaha

I lift and he looks weird, his chest looks fat, bicep looks weak but big vein
Give me a different pic of him without his costume

We aren't complete robots. Just normal shit doesn't really apply

It's funny how hard you guys tried to push this fake joke. God of War being god mind rape you losers.

imagine being a depressed, insecure dude and not having any friends or family caring for you or backing you up, spending all your time here among bitter crabs in a bucket for years

not a good idea. get some help or start socializing at least if you're feeling down. don't listen to the ones trying to force you down because you're bald or short on Yea Forums, they have their own reasons for wanting to hurt others. it's a short road from feeling a little down to constant self-pity, to bitter rage that solves nothing.

When you start off with "Imagine" You are 100% beta

The vegan diet doesn't seem to be working out for poor old Kratos.

Its the incel mentality, these faggots raid /fit/ with defeatist shit every week in large numbers
for free none the less

>requiem for a dream soundtrack
lmao

That is very disheartening.

At your dilation station next to your onions

only if you're invested in an online image board like some kind of dumbshit

Empathy is the opposite of psychopathy.
Autism isn't psychopathy.

>be 5'6
>it sucks
>develop a tall girl fetish
>suddenly it isn't so bad anymore
Use your brain, dumb user

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have sex

Let us know when you find a girl who has a fetish for manlets

Do tall girls go for guys smaller than them?

most of them don't want to

I don't think I have ever seen a couple where the guy was shorter or maybe it was so rare that I forgot

What body type is that? Dude looks like the weightlifting champ in Auschwitz.

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