GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

You need balls to grow a beard.

You guys in your 20s that can barely grow peach fuzz, if even that. You know who you are.

BROTHERRRRRRRRR

I have a bald spot on each side of my chin that makes me want to cut my head off.

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

t. low test

Literally who

MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOON

I WAS STRONG THEN

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Don't sweat it, bro.

I have a receding hairline, but a glorious Viking beard that I get complimented for on a regular basis. The Gods gift us in one way and curse us in another. Genetics is a bitch.

Man that joke went right over your head.

BEAAATORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs.

OH NO NO NO NO fuck this post hit home. I'm so close to connecting my beard, there's one patch on the left FUCKKKKKK what do I do

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SPIKE AND KAT LOOK CUTE TOGETHER
I WANT TO FUCK BOTH

same

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

MY WIFE'S SON

fpbp

AND MY WIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURS

>Trying to grow moustache
>Not very thick, still soft like peach fuzz
What's a guy supposed to do, man?

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HNGGGGGGGG

BASED Robbie poster

>we will never get a proper 2 part movie of Roberts Rebellion with a actor tall as the Mountain and handsome as Henry Cavill wielding a monstrous Hammer
i really want to watch that. easy condenced story with a shitton of rape, murder, battles and whores

ONII-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Weird how so many here shit on the premise of a surrogate father even though it's just the expression of someone with fatherly tendencies trying to make the best out of a bad situation out of sympathy for a kid. Wtf is wrong with that?

retards that don't want extra security in their twilight years

Kratos isn't surrogate, its HIS son

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YOU ARE STILL JUST A MORTAL

EVERY BIT AS WEAK AS THE DAY YOU BEGGED ME TO FUCK YOUR WIFE

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Uhm, sweetie, cast had to be esentially ALL WHITE!
It's too problematic for current year.
Fuck this gay earth.

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WHERE

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How many fucking retards feel the need to talk about this game without playing it it. It's his fucking son.

ARE MY DRAGONS??!!!!

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The post wasn't even talking about the game. It was theoretical and in response to the constant cuck jokes.