Do you eat or smoke while you play video games?

How can you people drink pure water? It has literally no flavor to it, it tastes like nothing. I get gag reflexes whenever I drink it.

I have that keyboard, it's a pretty solid one

yup

I take a smoke once every 2 hour on balcony while playing.
Prevents blood clogs in legs.

I also only drink Kool-aid and watermelon juice

Sometimes having no flavour is a good thing

Water doesn't fuck around, it has a purpose. It never leaves an aftertaste, it doesn't give you shitbreath.

I'm pretty happy with my K70. I'm tempted to build a custom one someday, but it gets exponentially more expensive to have all the same features as this off-the-shelf keeb

that's not that bad

Water does have a taste though. You're just a tonguelet.

I pay the price for being a beardy bastard
my keyboard contains a beard's worth of hair

>t. amerimutt

I was a fatty that couldn't drink pure water, because it had not taste or texture and it actually made me feel heavy, until I had my first girlfriend. I swear, instantly, I started to like water. Started eating less too. I reached the conclusion that I only needed some dopamine in my life, and sex just did it now.

Serotonin, oxytocin. You were covered on dopamine.

comb your beard you filthy degenerate

have sex

>EVERYTHING MUST BE COLORFUL OR HAVE FLAVOR AND FIZZ
>WATER BORRRRINGGG

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Water

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Moot?

wouldn't chocolate covered espresso beans be more suitable?

Puts them in your heart instead

>no just gaming

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Same. Plus I'm hairy all over. Plus I have a long hair. Plus I'm balding.

Water is for degenerates, when i get home from work it's only beer or some other alcoholic beverage.

I don't smoke at the keyboard, unless i'm drunk.

classic bait

I drink coffee and mate

yes to all

What the fuck. Water is literally my favorite drink. It tastes like pure quenching of thirst.

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guys guys guys,
switch
onions
moot

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I really want to smoke and play vidya at the same time. Seems extremely comfy.

Too bad I quit smoking and don't want to ruin my apartment. Thank god for snus.

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Alfred? And yes thank fucking God for lundgrens skåne. If you don't snus you lose.

>water is for degenerates
>drinks & smokes indoors
god bless

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I smoke cigarettes outside, and DUDE inside my bathroom. Typically I drink water or beer, and munch on something crunchy, like nuts or wasabi peas.

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Usually. I drink pretty much all the time.

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So you're saying i should go outside to drink?

leave it to user to gobble up knobs

yes genious

It’s good shit. A little pricey, but good.

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>Do you eat
who fucking doesnt?
>smoke
smoking is for retards

What an idiot

Can you really not keep a drink from spilling for the five minutes it takes you to drink it?

I used to hate water when I was growing up, but after a while, something just clicked. I instantly started liking water way more and started drinking other drinks way less. Guess the government tap water got to me

I eat 1, 2 oh-oatmeal.

lol thats fucking retarded

had silent reflux and i wish i at least knew what that was so i could stop before it had developed to the degree it did (my only symptom was that i had difficulty breathing on my bed), fucked my sleep for at least 2 good years

dilate

Is this who my motherboard is branded after?
I just assumed "Fatal1ty" was an odd "1337" speak type name to add curb appeal to the product and didn't think much about it beyond that