TICK TOCK KNIFE EARS

In the lore, Pelinal was the champion of Alessia during the rebellion against the Ayleid.
He have an heroic reputation among men but for mer he's a pretty vicious warlord, he also massacred Khajiits because he thought they were another race of elves.

>he also massacred Khajiits
If you don't support the culling of degenerate fur gypsies then your ears are probably pointed, faggot.

Elves simply wish to eradicate the distugusting barbaric human scum, especially Low IQ Nordniggers that worship a man and never accomplished anything

It's only the Thalmor that want that.

>Talos
>only a man
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

But Nords are the racist ones, amirite fellow Skybabies xD

What the fuck did you just say about meow?

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Honestly I would like to see a TES game where you become the next Pelinal by leading a rebellion for Man after the Thalmor takes over Tamriel and enslave them again.

The Thalmor are doing what the elves have always truly wanted, complete destruction of the inferior Low IQ nigger races

Talos is a faggot that got easily cucked by some High Elves

Talos is so cucked his countrymen aren’t even allowed to properly worship him anymore lol

Dunmer, Orisimer, and Bosmer have zero interest in genociding humans or breaking reality.

>The Thalmor are doing what the elves have always truly wanted, complete destruction of the inferior Low IQ nigger races
Elves want to become immortal godlike beings like they were before getting tricked into Mundus by Lorkhan! Just because you suck elven cocks doesn't mean you are an elf!

The lower tier elves will be pushed in the right direction or they can get genocided too, even the fucking Cats joined the Dominion
Based strategy, Lorkhan was a faggot

This thread now belongs to the Mer, since the Men went silent, probably due to their laughably short lifespans.

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i dont need to live that long to be able to fuck you retarded, slut

This. Elves are all the same. They all hate men. The Thalmor keep pushing for more subhuman dark elves to migrate into skyrim... really makes you think.

have elf sex

Why are you so mad lol

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>tick tock
>clocks do not even exist in this world except for the "clockwork city" which also doesn't feature any clocks, doesn't even make sense for it to be called clockwork

>xenophobic tribals
>cannibals
>literal shit

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In the quest, he's some generic hero who fought against "evil"
In the ingame books and lore, he's an insane elf-hater, who'd get so pissed he'd destroy kingdoms before calming down. He almost exterminated the Khajit, stopping short because he realised they weren't elves

youtube.com/watchv=TA3S7QUqmw

DRUCHII

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>HFY fags
lol

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>HURR HURRRR LEARN MAGIC
Typical e*f response

>being mad at the mer that gave you a giant mech.

>stopping short because he realised they weren't elves
god, this shit is fucking hilarious.

>knife ears
fuck off with this faggot dragon age bullshit
it's not a good slur, it sounds retarded and nobody in TES would ever say it.

*ahem*
FUCK Dunmer
The rest you nigas alright

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Why did the make skyrim elves so ugly tho

>Play as an Argonian in Skyrim
>End up being a honorary member of house Telvanni, loved and adored by all Solstheim
Pretty weird desu, and I went there with the intention to genocide them all

youtube.com/watch?v=8t5aQ2mTx-4

Who would win

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Only in your fantasies you smelly human.

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>tyrande sneezes in his general direction
>gets distracted

>pelinial sees refugee elves leaving peacefully
>has to purge

they both get distracted and require an expansion and an MMO retcon because people didn't understand 'anti-hero'

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Wow it's absolutely horrendous.

>implying you have a choice

reminder that the entire argonian army still got assraped by a single house

>the tallest
>the most beautiful
>the most intelligent
>the most powerful (magic=power)
>never conquered
>most powerful spy network
how can any other race even compete?

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Elves immediately make any fantasy world worse.

Piece of fucking shit knife ears, barely even good for slave labor

reminder that this is conjecture and not proven.
If it were the case, the council could return to mournhold, it however cant, because theres argonians there.
If that were the case, Telvanni wouldnt have to settle in cold ass snownigger land, but they do.
Truth is, the Redoran profit from the argonian BTFOing Indoril and Dres, because that allows em to hold the biggest power.

But truth is, the Redoran stopped the argonians advance, they havent reconquered deshaan.
Argonians are now living in morrowind like the Normans did in france

I gots this here enchanted sword with 2h damage and this here ring, and this amulet. I have 100 enchanting

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M-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Reminder that Dunmer have reclaimed Morrowind at least as far south as Mournhold, they just don't want to move back as its still in ruins

>never accomplished anything

How does it feel knowing my ancestors raped yours and forced you to assimilate into our Empire? How does it feel knowing that literally no Mer in all of history could best the Empire? Even your greatest attempts to defeat us have only ended in Pyrrhic victories and your most ruthless forces couldn't undermine some "low IQ Nordniggers" who decided to kick you faggots out of our lands.

Your entire species is worthless. Your men are cucks and your women are receptacles for our seed.

>ywn roam all of nirn beheading mer with your minotaur bf

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By having dicks larger than 4 inches

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By being straights?

>muhhh dikk
Literal nigger-tier response.

>made mecha and fashionable mecha armor
>made robot dinosaurs
>mastered steam power hundreds of years ago while everyone else struggles to figure out wheels
>all advanced technology is their leftovers
>enslaved lesser elves and turned them into sewer mutants for fun
>mastered the divine powers of the universe and ascended to a higher plane where pleb humans can't bother them

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Then why is Dwemer Armour mid tier then?

>ascended to a higher plane where pleb humans can't bother them
Nice try faggot, we know you all erased yourself from existence and you aren't coming back anytime soon.

because its not their armor, its just armor created with the metal that dwemer used to build various things like funiture or dishes

Nords are the niggers of tamriel so it fits

What the fuck is Dwemer metal anyway and where did they mine it?

Dinosaur robots was Seht not Dwemer, Dwemer make the Clockwork looking shit, Seht made the Etherlords looking stuff

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I picked up teso for cheap the other day to try it out. We’re dwemer ruins literally everywhere in the lore? I feel like every region I’ve visited had them.

Golden Skin, its souls forged into some alloy, it was the prototype of the skin of the A-new-medium

They are in the regions that lore wise have em, which is Hammerfell, Skyirm, Morrowind , i dont think any other province has dwemer ruins in the game, but these three provinces are highly featured in the game.

Also the base release content is not so good
Get Orsinium if you wanna keep playing it, its the best part of the game

t. Ahmad

Nice try roundear, enjoy your dirt farming.

I realize now that I have in fact been playing as a member of the Ebonheart pact so I guess that makes sense. The Morrison chapter was alright and the base content so far has been far larger but also far shittier. I’ll give it a look

Its probably an alloy of some kind maybe moonstone and copper or someshit.

I wonder if Kirkbride is an Eva fan.

>Morrison
blessed phoneposter

>Got beat so hard by the Dungmer that they had to turn their entire race into skin
The Dwemer were an embarrassment

>3 "good " Daedra
>Boethia and Mephala

What the fuck was Veloth smoking?

EP gets better once you hit Shadowfen.
That beeing said, the story is mainly "beeing a bosniak in yugoslavia"

Then again, the other factions stories arent great either.
Thankfully the DLCs are far better.

Reminder that the entire female dunmer population now lay eggs

>literally the canon race that every other race finds most attractive
>has a power for other races women to just drop their panties for you
>allowed to have an awesome house in the imperial city's most affluent district while the other races live in mud huts or mushrooms
>the face of an entire empire + a god on the level of the original aedra

why aren't you an imperial?

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My Knight of the Nine was a dark elf :)

Elves are for raping and slaying

Don't even start, milk drinker. You faggots are just the soft handed, flabby run off from the glorious Nord bloodline. "Canonically" you pussies can't even defend the Empire by yourselves and consistently have to call the Redguards or us for help.

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Tiber Septim wasn't an imperial

But that glorious nord bloodline is now mostly imperial given how much fucking they did

pls be my snow elf gf

cute!

Nords and dunmer should be friends.

FURRY EARS

Name ONE time a slave revolt has succeeded irl.
Minor colonies in a time of revolution and massive wars need not apply.

D*nmer can suck the back of my BIG SCALEY GREEN BOLLOCKS

You're not one of those smelly, only thinks with his little head, Nords are you?

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idk, i would want a cute Ayleid slave. Isnt that all elves are good for anyways?

way ahead of you

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what are your guesses for the tes 6 main plot?
I'm thinking return of the dwarves

Dunmer cunts and dicks belong to the nords, back off crocodile, before I make a shoes out of you.
I'm.
No, elves are for marriage.

this is the best example of a homosexual in videogames. Prove me wrong

Oh, and were's your sister Loka?

Reminder that Lorkhan is literally the spawn of Sithis and men are naive morons for falling for his trickery

>removes you from godhood
>removes your immortality
>watches as you become trapped on Nirn
>remaining powerful Aedra kill him for his bullshit
>you lesser aedra descend even further and eventually split off into the men & mer of Tamriel
>Mer - "Lorkhan dude wtf"
>Men - "thanks Lorkhan we love you for letting us grovel around in this shitheap!"

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Elves are cuter than humans.

didn't lorkhan basically sacrifice gods in order to give mortals and other beings a chance at achieving chim?

You see my staff? It's actually a fertilised Dunmer egg and will soon be a tiny little grey raptor

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Not how it works m8. If you fuck dunmer women you make more dunmer. I mean, I'm ok with this, but.

t. elf

What are you on about, the Alessian slave rebellion was pretty successful.
I'm not Woe you pitiful, dirty Nord, does it look like I have freckles, or is your eye sight as bad as all Nords' are? Well of course it is, what am I saying.

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The power of swamp cock overcomes Bethesda

What's your name then and can I buy you a drink? Or several?
Nah... Anyway, argonians were repulsed form most of Morrowind as it is.

I want to make half elves with this cutie!

>elves
>tall
They are slender, but normally shorter than humans

DELET

aren't they taller in elder Scrolls?
I think tolkein has elves that are taller and most medieval fantasy seem to base their shit on tolkein. D&D and forgotten realms elves are shorter than humans though

isn't he a fag?

in brief, yes. He just left out the part that masses of the Aedra would die in the process, and those that didn't would lose their immortality. That's why even Magnus, the lead designer of mundus/nirn said FUCK THIS BULLSHIT and bailed back to Aetherius and most of the Et'Ada agreed with him and followed him, becoming the Magna Ge. The remaining powerful Aedra were so pissed they went to war and killed Lorkhan for what he had done to them.

All for what? how many have actually used it to achieve chim? A tiny handful, while the rest of humanity & Meranity have wallowed around as objectively inferior beings because of Lorkhans treachery.

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That's why he's confused. Well, and other reasons. Poor elf qt doesn't know that he likes penor.

In cannon, its left ambiguous. He was going to be full on gay, but Todd made Kirk remove the explicit lines that made it clear he was gay.

So

>cannon lore: ambiguous but if you read between the lines, you can assume hes probably gay
>Yea Forums fanfic: he gay

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nice MANlet cope but Altmer are the tallest by far

REMOVE KEEBLER

Elves are faggots.

>muh forest
>muh nature

>All for what? how many have actually used it to achieve chim? A tiny handful, while the rest of humanity & Meranity have wallowed around as objectively inferior beings because of Lorkhans treachery.
I imagine a lot of people reaching immortality like liches or mages must try to reach CHiM and either give up or fuck up and erase themselves out of the timeline.

According to Kirkbride he only toned it down because you're basically becoming Pelinel
>In The Song of Pelinal, Book III, it is stated that Pelinal deeply loved Huna, whose death by Celethelel the Singer drove him to a crazed destruction spree. Michael Kirkbride said that Pelinal was homosexual, though the direct reference of their intimacy was removed from the final book as it was "a simple matter of keeping his sexuality ambiguous. Since the player was donning Pelinal's armor, completing a mission that he could not, in a sense becoming him, being so blunt about Pelinal's sexuality was too... definitive in relation to the PC's own. Given the open nature of TES PCs, I felt that it was fine to keep it open to interpretation.
so for all intents and purposes he was gay
and also slaughtered several thousand Khajit before realizing they weren't a form of elf lmao

Amaranth actually, yes.
thats why Elves are just flat out wrong, anuic elves that is.
They basically do not understand the purpose of creation itself, thats how retarded they are.

Elves are canonically wrong about their world view.

snow elves were kinda cool tho
the rest are lame and belong in the sharp end of a nord sword

you only need literaly one person to achieve amaranth and remember everyone else.

The entire point is to create a new world that ISNT born from backstabbing, bloody murder and broken hearts but rather from love.

>Realizing they werent a form of elf
>not a form of elf
u wot, Khajiit are literaly elves, by every definition of the word.

Hah, you filthy nord, keep dreaming, you're not worthy.
You damn nords! All of you only thinking with your man parts! This is why I can't stand you smelly humans, you can only think of fornication!

>Khajiit are literaly elves, by every definition of the word
no?
they're explicitly in the Beastmen category with the Argonians

All of them belong in the nord bed, with exception of bosmer. Those are stinky.
I think of marrying a cute snow elf. We can explore dwemer ruins together.

t.muslim elf

Based Todd

I play as an Imperial and exclusively mate with Dunmer, Orsimer and Altmer women
If I see Thalmor in the street I'm still fucking killing them though

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They're objectively of merish ancestory, this is basic lore.

They were made from Old Ehlnofey ooze, the same ancestor that bosmer were made from, and the same ancestor that the Aldmer (and thus the rest of the in-game elves) came from.

bosmer females are known as the most beautiful women in Tamriel.

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Based brother from another world. Fuck Elves. You have a really sexy helmet there brother.

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>bosmer females are known as the most beautiful women in Tamriel.
t.bosmer
I can't think of a single bosmer chick who was notably attractive in any of the TES games

But unlike Argonians, Khajit can't force Dunmer females to lay eggs.

To be more similar to Morrowind

FUCK magic too

Ugh, Why would I want to look at those traitorous bastards ruins with a Nord.
Your stench in those close corridors would probably make me puke.

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It's ok when the Grand Master does it though, but yeah fuck magic in any other case

if you're going by in-game models yeah. In the lore though, Bosmer females are supposed to be absolutely bang'n while the males are horrid... something about them losing their "glammer", can't remember exactly.

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neither can argonians do that
Then maybe we can look for snow elf relics together. Restore some lost glory.

Grand master was a faggot into Sado machoism shit.

The rest of the rose is alright. Especially that bro one in the first game.

>They're objectively of merish ancestory, this is basic lore.
no?
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Pocket_Guide_to_the_Empire,_3rd_Edition/All_the_Eras_of_Man
>It is generally understood that neither the proto-elves, or Aldmer, nor the proto-men, or Nedics, lived in Tamriel during the earliest years of creation. The Hist trees of Black Marsh, most say, were the original life forms on our continent, followed by the progenitors of the modern Khajiit, the modern Argonian, the modern Sload, the modern Dreugh, and other "beast folk," some now gone our land, some so shy or rare that their presence is seldom detected.
if you have some source saying otherwise genuinely post it, since I haven't dabbled in any recent lore stuff
also
>so alien from mer they can't even interbreed when everyone else but argonians and khajit can

>can't go into the orc stronghold and take over as chieftain
literally unplayable

>he becomes the GrandMaster if you side with him in 1 (why wouldn't you? Only literal women and western cucks went Scoia'tel/Neutral)
>You meet him in 2 and he's happy to see you
>Ultimately it doesn't matter because the Order gets destroyed before the 3rd game and he's nowhere to be seen
I miss Siegfried bros

I'll make sure to properly court you first,respect your elven lineage and make sure to learn as much as possible about your history,then we make children.

You can't even make mutts with Elves in TES, what is the point

>what are bretons?

Yeah but that was over the course of generations, in the case of a 100% pure human and a 100% pure elf the child favors the mother (because for some reason that's how biology works in TES)

just fuck your daughters then

That's how it works. They might get some minor traits form the father though but it takes generation to breed in proper mutts. But it's fine, if you love your elf wife you will love your (mostly) elf children too.

FUCK ELVES

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>the tallest
Nah nords are pretty tall
>the most beautiful
Not with their alien eyes and hooked noses
>the most powerful (magic=power)
Axes > flame spells lol
>never conquered
They've been beaten before, so whatever elf
>most powerful spy network
They're terrible at hiding their disgusting ears

fpbp

YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME! ALL FLASH AND NO FURY!

the dunmer way
You can get mods to get fucked into the stronghold though. Tbh, just play orc, take over vamp castle in Dawnguard and start harem (beginning with Serana and Mommy Valerica) in there.

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you guys are fucking weirdos man

Not as weird as kirkbrides erotic fanfics.

No, they definitely can.

You cant just pick one book and say "no", there are far more sources pointing to Khajiit being of merish ancestry, created by Azura if you bother looking into it more. There's more evidence to suggest they're of merish stock and otherwise.

>"The Khajiiti creation myth suggests the Bosmer and Khajiit to have common ancestors; Azurah having taken the forest people that were torn between the shape of beast and man and given them the many shapes of the Khajiit. But with Y'ffre telling Nirni of Azurah's doings and shaping the remaining forest people into the Bosmer, this link was cut."

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Pocket_Guide_to_the_Empire,_1st_Edition/The_Elsweyr_Confederacy
>"It is also worthwhile to point out that the so-called "human" features found among many of the khajiits are, in fact, distinctly Elven in appearance, no doubt proving once and for all the baser predilections of the Elder Race."

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Varieties_of_Faith:_The_Khajiit
>"Azurah (Goddess of Dusk and Dawn): Patron of Khajiiti magicians, respected rather than feared for her sometime trickery. In myth she is tied into the origins of Khajiiti out of Aldmeri stock."

You're probably just waiting for the right moment to stab me in the back and destroy more of our relics!
You Nords would probably think bringing me the head of a mammoth as would count as courting, Yuck!

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iirc the "baby takes 100% of the mothers features" lore was disregarded even by the devs

I mean, look at this cunt breton in Oblivion. There's absolutely some elven influence in there, even if they're 99.9% human by the time of the games from the elf blood being mostly bred back out of them.

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I remember in Oblivion Bosmer females are stronger and taller than their male counterparts, is this true in the lore too?

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fucking lorelet.
There is one definition of elf.
"Ehlnofey who sided against Lorkahn", they are elves.
Thats what elves are. They are descendet from proto bosmer. They are just as much elves like dunmer and orsimer are, they are aldmer descended elves that got changed by daedric fuckery, azura in the case of khajiit.

"Beastmen" is not an actual category you dipshit.
Orcs also were counted as "betmer", which just by the name of it very clearly is a bogus term made up to categorize "the spares".
Argonians dont even belong into the category of "Humanoids".
Dreugh are closer to Men and Elves than Argonians. Argonians are literaly Animals who got uplifted by trees so alien,t hey dont just predate the kalpa, they predate the very dream.

Categorizing Argonians with ANYHTING within the entire universe is ridiculous. They are a symbiotic species to the point where they can be discribed as an APANDAGE rather than a people.

The only "true" beastmen we know of are the Akaviri. Even the Minotaurs are basically Human / Spirit crossbreeds.

"Well well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!

"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.

"Well la-dee-dah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."

"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!

"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!

"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>DOH!

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Post proofs then.
No. I will bring those elf relics to you, because only treasure I truly want is you.
Elf genes are still there, it's more like that bretons are spics of Tamriel.

don't know about that user, I just remember reading about them being real pretty.

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do you masturbate to your own character?
whats the appeal of making waifu characters?
not bullying just curious

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Chuck's ???? ??? ????

You fucking mongoloid, needing to be spoonfed like a little child.
Believing ancient ass IMPERIAL propaganda scholarship, versus their own fucking metaphysical manifest.
en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Words_of_Clan_Mother_Ahnissi

There you go, eat it up slut

see

>You cant just pick one book and say "no"
I simply found and picked a particular hard source since that was basically something from memory
>if you bother looking into it more
m8 I haven't dived into TES lore in years and I was never a hardcore lorefag anyway, though I do thank you for providing other sources.
only minor nitpick is your first source is the 1st edition of the source I posted which was the third edition, and wouldn't the later edition be more accurate? but I'll concede the point

That's not a proof... Pretty sure there is not even reliable proof that mer(or men) and argonians can have children.

Prove that it's not proof then .

>They are descendent from proto bosmer. They are just as much elves like dunmer and orsimer are, they are aldmer descended elves that got changed by daedric fuckery, azura in the case of khajiit.

You're on the right track but just a little mixed up. Aldmer, Khajiit & bosmer all came from the Old Ehlnofey, bosmer & khajiit didn't come from the Aldmer.

Most of the Old Ehlnofey descended to Aldmer, but some old ehlnofey became "lost" in the southern forests and became known as the forest people/shape-shifters/ooze. Bosmer & khajiit were both created from this, Y'ffre creating the Bosmer and Azurah creating the khajiit.

I think the confusion comes from older lore often sometimes using Old Ehlnofey & Aldmer interchangeably, while slightly newer lore making a clear difference between them.

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It's just argonian priest holding a staff from ES card game.
Anyway, dunmer qts are not for lizards.

that actually comes from pre production of morrowind
>pic related
we dont know if its still considered to be that way in the lore, it might be, it might not be

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well yes, you are correct the split was earlier.
the Proto-Bosmer werent even a stable form when khajiit and bosmer were created.
Words of clanmother ahnissi refers to it as "the forest people", which probably just means "Wild Hunt tier Elf Ooze"

A few months ago, I was riding along the roads of Whiterun hold with my friend, Lydia, until we realize that our horse was out of water.
We were trying to find somewhere to stop to give our horse a rest, but no luck. Then something caught our eyes. It was a village in the middle of nowhere.
When we stopped by the inn, we noticed they was no customers inside. It was weird, considering inns are open 24/7. Also, there were no horses either.
I heard a faint laugh inside. We got terrified. I tried opening the door, but it was locked by a rusty Master lock. We didn't have time to try to lockpick it, so Lydia pulled out her bow and shot at it. it was finally unlocked.
So we opened the door to the inside. What we saw was so horrible. There were dead corpses all over the tables and chairs, and lots of blood in the mead barrel. We puked in the trash can that was next to use, but before we did that, I saw mutilated arms and legs inside, which made us puke even more. How did The Winking Skeever end up like this? We were so hungry, so we ran into the kitchen. There were potatoes and a few deer meat, I thought we finally found food, until we saw more corpses.

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Looks like a soon to be Argonian father holding a dunmer egg staff to me.

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More like a rapist.

based

Yes, the "forest people" (remaining old ehlnofey) were shape-shifters unable to maintain a solid form and that's were Y'ffre and Azurah stepped in, both playing god to solidify some into the Bosmer and some into the Khajiit.

Although IIRC, Azurah was considered to have done a good job with the Khajiit but Y'ffres attempt with the bosmer was a fuckup, lel

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Do you think your honeyed words would get to me, you Nord scum, I know your type, I'll get you first!
No and I'm just incredibly bored.

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Also thanks for actually recognizing who I posted, most people never know the poor boyz. One fag even told me I posted Pelinal when I posted them.

>he also massacred Khajiits because he thought they were another race of elves
I bet he was "hairy" sorry.

>he also massacred Khajiits
fur real?

Well thats because Azurah is a daedric prince. Changing shit is what they do.
Yffre is, depending on whom you ask, a personification of the earthbones, who are fucking dead, a minor deity or just some forest personificaiton.

And also, Yffre is Anuic as fuck. Yffre workson LAWS.
and thats why they got the green pact, which is unstable as fuck.
Because once they start defying it, weird shit starts happening again.

Im fairly sure that almost all "Monster" races save for Hagravens (daedric reachmen fuckery), Giants (wandering ehlnofey descendants who havent degraded to humans yet), Goblinoids (who even knows what goblinoids are, somehow related to malcath, might be mer too) and Minotaurs (Perriff is a Zoophile) are actually just Bosmer whose mutations stabilized.

If I have to suffer insults, distrust and punches then so be it. Anything for this snow elf beauty of elder days and legends.

Ah thats probably it. Based Kirk and his mindless BS. Maybe they thought they needed to make males seem more "normal" for the casual audience

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curved swords

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Daily reminder that Khajiit have barbed dicks and some are just literal house cats that can speak.

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Cringe

>your housecat of 6 years is actually just a naked khajit freeloader
amazing

i think mostly its Ken rolston.
the thing is tho, the picutre is actually far more "normal" than Bosmer ended up beeing.
I mean, forest sprites, glamour? thats some Arthurian legends level of Elves.

the actual Bosmer ended up beeing primordial shapeshifters that are bound by a CONTRACT to keep humanoid shape.
Note, the Green pact is NOT for "only eating meat", that is NOT the primary purpose of the green pact, thats a clause of it. The primary purpose of the Greenpact is that bosmer stop constantly changing their shape.
The Meat mandate is one of several other articles in that thing.

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The house cat sized Khajiit can't speak, unless ESO did some retcon.

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Based anti-zoomer warrior

I want to breed Elf-user

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yes I'm aware that they can break the contract and return to being beast-like shapeshifters.

Doubt we will ever see it happen in-game though, it'll forever be a lore feature

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>Yes, I am a god, what gave it away?

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>the state of degenerate oldrim Modding
Kek, warcraft elves are superior

They can speak ta-agra, which is the khajiiti language.
In ESO one of them is a ghost and talks through telepathy, i dont know about the other ones, but theres sevearl alfiq merchants so "probably"

Based and elfpilled

The pottery glued to your thick skull

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>queen Berinziah the real lusty argonian maid
>tfw no enslaved dunmer nublewoman to be your maid and more
but I would be a good boy and marry her later

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Pahmar are fucking Kilrathi sized cats due to Legends and ESO lore
yes its canon as Sotha Sil's UN JUST and redemption, and Boethiah's lust for Nord dick
youtube.com/watch?v=nWp0FfUITIY
Yes, blizzard cut Y'rel from WoW because Her voice Actress is Having Fun voicing Nords and Khajiit

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Ugh, I thought you'd at least try to block it, let me heal you before you start crying and alert the guards or something, can't have any proof that will put me in one of those musky and damp cells.

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Don't want to end up like Straw would you? Besides, they're promiscuous, she'd cheat on you out of boredom.

Get away from that innocent man you wretch

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>spin
>swing wildly
WHY... WON'T... YOU... DIE?!
>spin
That said, does the spin attack actually hit people around you or was Bethesda too lazy for that?

>Name ONE time a slave revolt has succeeded irl.
Haiti

TBF they had support from European troops who defected and it was an undermanned colony because Napoleon needed all the troops on the continent. But it did succeed.
Though I'd say Spartacus' rebellion was far more succesful because it was remembered, it struck fear into Roman hearts and is the stuff of legend today, even if he ultimately died and failed.

Nah, some of them are, but not this one.

>no pahmar khajiit named Hobbes to be a bro.
>no female amazoniah pahmar

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You know what you did

>Pocket Guide to the Empire 1st Edition
>Indeed, Pelinal Whitestrake, Nibenay warlord of the Elven Pogrom, mistook the khajiit for another strain of Aldmeri and killed many of their number before realizing his error.

I want to Breed that cat

Which Elder Scrolls race do you think would make the best wife and why?

Khajiit

>kiss girlfriend
>have hair in your mouth
>fuck girlfriend
>have hair on your dick

Redguard
>tfw no warriorfu to bear strong children for you

Dunmer because she'd scheme to make me powerful af, then kill me so our kids could be powerful af, and then our kids would get their comeuppance because they were arrogant af.

>gf bites your neck
>rips your throat out

that life would be dramatic af

> Thinking you'll ever get to play a TES game where you're a vengeful crusader throwing off the yoke of an oppressive ancient race with a distinguishing pointed facial feature
Something tells me that people like (((Todd Howard))), (((Robert Altman))), and (((Jerry Bruckheimer))) wouldn't approve

replace every instance of "elf" with "white" and you quickly realise it's only BLACKED posters that hate elves

> replace every instance of "elf" with "jew" and you quickly realise it's only BASED posters that hate elves
ftfy

Orc harem. They make a mean roast boar and with fight alongside you.

>then she dies crying on your gave because she's sad af
kino

Nothing's really wacky about it. You're just a giant fucking bitch.

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Thanks. Now how about that drink?

Orc, she was literaly raised to make your stronghold proud and bear you stronger sons

>
Living in your head rent free

If it's not made by them, how is it found in ancient dwemer ruins?

Reminder that they're Molag Bal's sloppy seconds.

kek
true tho

I don't hate elves. I want elf wife.
Ehh, the appeal of Valerica is that she's a mommy so it doesn't matter here. Besides, install amorous adventures and cuck Molag Bal out of his "brides", perform love with them under blessing of Dibella

>he also massacred Khajiits
I'm fairly certain this is just elf propaganda, as it was literally written by an elf propagandist.

Even if it isn't, who cares lmao