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The Jewish domination of mutts doesn’t stop at mutilation and terrorism support.

Maybe don't fucking post this same fucking thread on Yea Forums every single day you fucking turboautist

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>GameStop
>Customer Relations Executive
Sales Associate
>[Company name confidential]
>Fund Manager
Cashier
>Walmart
>Cash Management Specialist
Cashier

The only one I'm not sure about is the Property Manager. Probably some duplex owned by mommy and daddy and he is the "property manager" for the other tenant.

You do. You just need to think about what you've done. Go through everything you've done from high school on, no matter how insignificant you think it is. Anything you can derive skills from - even if it feels like common sense, like communication skills or teamwork - include in your resume. Also, include things you learnt to do at school or university. Don't just say that you studied finance, say that you learnt how to analyse investments and make financial models, for example. I have no work experience at all, just a degree and one bit of volunteering, and I could stretch it out to a page.

Get a shitty job working at an Amazon factory or McDonald’s (any job that will just hire you for being alive), work that for a few month and get a slightly better job, work that for a few months and get a slightly better job, etc.

You’re absolutely fucked without any work experience so you need tot are what you can get. Putting a bunch of gay shit you did in high school or whatever isn’t going to get you a job.

If you dropped out go college you can put the years you went on your resume and come up with a really good reason as to why you didn’t finish (death in the family is a good one). This will show employers that you at least kind of care about your life.

>Conversational in Japanese while not having knowledge of any other languages.

That just says you are a weeaboo that masturbates to drawn child pornography and can barely put two words together in a language irrelevant outside of an island on the other side of the world.
If you want to put Japanese in your curriculum you need a third language so it doesn't scream pedo weeaboo to everyone who sees it.

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>butthurt ESL who is too stupid to learn Japanese

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>be me
>be 32
>engaged, live with fiance, own my own home
>when I'm not tired from work and have a spare couple of hours, I go to the gym so I'm not some morbidly obese fag
>still interested in vidya, but get bored so quickly when playing them
>don't even care about new releases because the backlog is so huge and everyone is obsessed with the overworld meme even though maybe 4 games ever did it right
>have no idea how I'm even going to play vidya once I have kids
>still post on Yea Forums cause it's easy to shitpost on your phone and I've been addicted to you losers since I was 18 even though Yea Forums in general is nothing like it was 10 years ago
It's a trip getting older.

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>chart reading
This is a real one people use

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A very good one, in fact.

Depends on what they mean by "conversational". If it's an N5 or N4 thinking he can have a conversation, it's pathetic. If it's genuinely an N3 at conversational level, fine, but it doesn't mean anything to anyone. N2 and N1 are the only ones worth including.

>3 jobs at once
>2 are full time managerial or financial positions
>the other is part time entry level retail torture
the fuck kind of rent do you have to pay

>have no idea how I'm even going to play vidya once I have kids
You'll end up playing with them eventually. Get ready to BING BING WAHOO unironically.

>That Interests
No company that open 5 days a week will hire you.

user, "property manager" is just him saying security guard.

>(NYSE: GME)
holy fucking kek this whole resume

The hobbies fucking killed me. Who would even

>can only play on satuday because the clock starts ticking down and reminding you that you have to go back to work when sunday comes
Oh you're that same sad autist that always posts this shit

>those interests

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>still interested in vidya, but get bored so quickly when playing them
Then it's sad you still hang out here

>tfw make a shitty salary but only work 2-3 hours a day
I guess I can't complain

I play a little during my work breaks and somehow I cram an hour or 3 after work if I'm lucky, my weekends though are all for me

Is it not more inconvienent to do that?

>no girlfriend
>too depressed to enjoy video games
what do i do?

have sex

HOW???

yes

>proficient in Firefox
What does it mean? You can use browser?

Yep just walk right in there, shake his hand, look him right in the eye, and tell you'll work for free. Yep that's how I did it when I was your age.

>work that for a few month and get a slightly better job, work that for a few months and get a slightly better job, etc.
In my experience that just shows any decent employer you aren't worth spending time/money/resources to train because you have a history of just leaving a few months in.

>had a shit IT job
>hated the 9 to 5 bullshit, said fuck it and quit
>spent my last 500 dollars on a pressure washer, a long brush and a step ladder
>print out 200 flyers at work before I quit
>now 3 weeks in I make around a grand a week pressure washing houses and drive ways
>literally no bosses, no meetings, high at work all day, work with my little brother
>charge 50/hr

Feels good man