Fire Emblem

Typical spearvirgin trying to badmouth axestacies

>edelgard is hot and is an empress
>claude seems like a bro
what now?

>FATES CHADS RISE UP
Cringe desu-ne.

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Lions-Wei
Eagles-Shu
Deer-Wu

But I like axes AND dark magic, but Edelgard herself seems like she's ready to get dumb towards every country
We'll just have to see

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>Imagine not picking Black Eagles
topkek

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Reminder that Edelgard will be the protagonist, Dimitri, the justice of the world, and Claude shall have all of his beloved destroyed
and Marianne is fucking dead

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>shit cast
>bland leader
Why would you pick Black Eagles, anyway?

>he doesn't want to "heal" Dimitri as he ravages the land and kills everyone else

>not playing the true FE experience and leaving your choice to a RNG

>implying an aryan incel deserves my help

1-3 Lions
4-6 Deer
7-9 Eagles
0 suck own dick

first girl fags. she had nothing going for her other than being the most shilled character. the other girls are better

Imperialism

Rollin for best house.

Racist

Some people don't have time to waste with anime filler, we straight up go for the most meaty and canon route.

roll and will not fight the result

I don't want to heal Dimitri. I want to break him even more and kill every single last one of them!

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Stop liking the faggot you gigantic pussies

>most meaty and canon route
>it's literally a walk in the park

Game will get leaked tomorrow evening.

Roll, I was torn anyway

>snake like
>bro

now you're really in for a tearing

Leaks when?

Rollan'

Give it to me straight doc

I've heard that for a week user. Hell yesterday the game was leaked as well.

Do you think Claude has a micro penis

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Black Eagles get

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All according to plan

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Here's hoping I can rise up.

I have a theory that edelgard is za warudo instead and byleth the fool since pic related defines it

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>not wanting a bro who will rig everything for you.

Are we over it being shit because of a journalist or are we waiting on a leak to be safe

>Bikini outfit in 3rd DLC
Sure, why not?

source? im curious about the DLCs

>Death
>having to mean literally dead
anonpls
If she were Tower then I'd be concerned though this sounds like a giant crock of bullshit anyway

167 days until bunnysuit dlc

Can armors FINALLY be good?

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Armors seem to be almost nonexistant in this game.

nobody fell for the journalist bait but you

well
>13/ Death signify a great shift in life, sacrifice, and reborn
>sometimes depicted as a caterpillar metamorphosing, or a phoenix reborn
>her story is all about how her, a commoner's, life is turned upside down cause she somehow awakened her crest
>her crest is not an "official, church approved" crest
>Edelgard's axe has that same crest too
something definitely will happen regarding this strange crest

>He doesn't want to break Dimitri more by making all his childhood friends abandon him.
Get on my level, user.

sure

I want to like Edgelord but my usual state of mind is to hate dykes, fuck IS for not making her straight

Apparently the DLC got leaked, at least the titles did.

2019/7/26 - Officers Academy outfits
2019/10/31 - Additional Free Battle maps, Support Items: 天帝の雫 (Creator's Drops), アンナの手帳 (Anna's Notebook), plus other stat boosters
2019/12/31 - Additional Quest: 星を食らう銀狼 (The Star-Devouring Silver Wolf), Additional Outfits: Bikini, Adult Sothis costume for Byleth
2020/4/30 - Additional Side Story: 幻影の系譜 (Mirage Genealogy)
Supposedly there's one more item on the list as well.

Bruh, look at this dude

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I kinda wanna turn Byleth into an armor knight, but I bet my ass that there's gonna be a magic plot sword that I can't use if I do that

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WHERE DID YOU GET THIS

ohnonononono Berniebros not like this...

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>mirage genealogy
bros...

we've known what Bernadetta would look like for weeks.

That 4th wave mission, is I hope, an indication we will get a remaster of Genealogy and Thracia (it would be nice).

If it makes you feel any better, she is MCsexual

What are those red and green borders signify?

...

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>Mirage
NOW IS OUR TIME, TMSBROS

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Sensei’s dick WILL be hers

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Her portait is cute.
Source is here :youtube.com/watch?v=WU5MlVcfW4k

>bikinis
Oh yeah

Bernadetta is a shit character and only incels like her .

Sure, as long as you only train them in the academy and wait until they finally gain access to Great Knight before actually using the class in combat.

Holy shit she actually kind of looks like a grown, and groomed adult rather than a shut in sperg

>she actually took a shower, got a haircut, and got a clue

Hope you're flexible bro

>Adult Sothis
sorry loli lovers you lose rip

>embargo on post timeskip stuffs is lift
oh boy

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She looks very cute now, damn.

Red are Saints, Green are the 10 Heroes.

Can't wait to smash her head in

She doesn't look too bad with the portrait, actually.

Most M!Byleth's choosing Black Eagles are gonna marry Petra or Lindhardt over a dumb dyke who nearly got them killed.

It's not. We already saw Bernie's post timeskip design, and he tried to crop out the text and portrait.
Now? She was already cute. But here she's sucking Claude's dick for allowing her to come to the Golden Deers

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imagine...

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>Petra
>Linhardt
lol
Don't be delusional
Everyone's going for either Edelgard, Dorothea or Bernie, user

That's a terrible UI. I hope you can just put it on a grid.

>She was already cute
Her pre-timeskip hair is off-putting desu.

It doesn't, knowing some anons will marry her as a girl makes me want to vomit.

>Femleth is just 2 cm shorter than me
That's actually a pretty decent height

It was messy, like a depressed Morgan.

>Claude's only male A support was with Lorentz
I feel like this basically confirms that A supports for the rest of the cast are what determines the ending the character will have.

>Literal plebeian
Delusional berniekek

>1m64
>decent

imagine seething this hard

The lore on the character cards down to the exact year is great, that video has Lysithea and Marianne's lore

For women, it is

Which Fire Emblem would burn KyoAni?

>genealogy
DONT TEASE ME

Is that why she gets a boobjob during the timeskip?

it's really not, thats about normal at best

Bruh, look at this guy's move

Souce?

What is normal if not decent?

D-do these include new classes? They wouldn't leave out making dlc classes, would they?

Just kill her off, then. Replace her with someone who's straight.

probably just going to suck my own dick anyway

a-are you a cute girl who likes fe user

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>Age ??
How many supports will involve femBlyat screaming at people for asking her age?

Can they really grow that much in 5 years?

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yea fair enough

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We all know that was done so people don't screech about Teacher x Student. Oh wait...

LION CHADS

rollington

I know I was destined for loins

anything but eagles

I like the earrings.

rom tonight

> Byleth will teach Sygurd, Cuan and Eldigan during their student days.
Would you like it?

Five years is a pretty long time to get a decent pair of tits.

Even if that isn’t a tranny she’s going to be sucking Dimitri’s cock and not yours

Do teachers in monasteries really dress like this?

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Picked up

Nope. He's going to help his bro Dimitri out in my game. Black Eagles route will never be played by me.

Don't some bras like really bind tits? Maybe she had one of those. Like that shit archer girls wear the mummy string thing. What's that called? Embalming robe? string? You know that shit mummies are wrapped in

The only thing keeping me from getting this game is both male and female versions of the PC is ugly as fuck.

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Is she right, Yea Forums?

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Only the ones that want to be gangbanged by their entire class

Yes.

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Yes.

she's right!

get stretchin boys. gotta be flexible to get the job done
and rolling for myself.

i don't like sweets but i love roast vegetables
so no

So are we gonna get a valentines day event in game? Because they better do that shit.

Fuck

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Uh, yeah. Fuck vegetables. All they do is sit on a hospital bed and shit.

Isn't it kinda unethical to fuck your students?

Manlet

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Why does a 15 year old have do me eyes?

>byleth teaches travant how to raise his nation from poverty, inadvertently ruining everything

No I'm a guy and life sucks being short

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kek

no you goddamn redditor

Post it

>0
Get stretching, bucko

No user, that's wrong!

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>will now need to poach Sylvain from the Lions to keep Dorothea from becoming an old maid
I have enough skills to manage as it is, game

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Yes but you can’t romance anyone until after the time skip anyway

But they’re all still going to call you “professor”

175cm is pretty tall by middle age jap standards

This. I want Dimitri to rail me

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mow this is kino

Why the fuck not, anything is fine for me, they all have cute grills

It'll be nice if they go back to actually different endings for support pairs.

She's cute and funny.

Can't argue with that

let's see

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>maybe one of the few that improves after the timeskip
I would smash even harder now

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That’s pretty gay

How unfortunate

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Is that supposed to be femBlyat in manBlyat's outfit?

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Tfw this thing is the only pussy Dimitri's gonna get

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But I'm not gay nor a fujo so it should be fine

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Yeah. Reddit/Tumblr/Era all hate the female outfit so most fanart from the uses mBylat outfit.

One for Edelgard, one for Dimitri, why doesn’t Claude get one?

I'm 1m78 and i'm feeling short, how do you cope bro

>most fanart from the uses mBylat outfit
Think that's the first piece of that I've seen. It doesn't look too bad desu.

Claude's route is a filler. He's the token straight male

>one for Dimitri
lol

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>the male version has got more eyeliner

I try not to think about it too much or I end up getting really, really depressed.

Jokes on you, I love reverse traps.

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So, why exactly is Edelgard so hot for sensei that she's willing to go gay for them?

Apparently armor sucks because mobility is important due to map size it’s the reason most of the master classes are mounted

her face is so disgusting

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This

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She looks alright in the other shots

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You saved her life in the beginning of the game. There's a name for the psychological reasoning she'd be into you. I forget it though.

>male Byleth looks like a pretty boy
>female Byleth looks like a frog
Are they trying to force you to pick male?

She's destined to be empress of her kingdom, the one ruler above all. The thought of being with someone above her makes her wet.

This is the moment Edelgard became determined to fuck the shit out of her soon-to-be sensei.

She's IS' newest pet waifu.

let's go deers c'mon

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>female Byleth looks like a frog
holy shit she does

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based

I TOLD YOU TO STOP BULLYING SENSEI!!

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She actually looks cute. And I’m a gay man, I don’t even find women attractive.

She's me anyway, I can bully myself as much as I want.

You're implying she doesn't normally bat for both teams

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Because male is the canon one, or at least was until they decided to embrace alternative universes and as such both the male and female are canon now, through I doubt they'll ever elaborate on which of the lords they actually banged just like how we never know who Robin and Corrin bang to spawn Morgan/Kana

bet

I would kill everyone on the continent if it cheers her up.

Fuck it, roll

Since student's can't fuck each other, guess I'm gonna have to suck it up like Byleth's gonna suck up that royal dick

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Fuck off. She's ugly as sin. Thankfully I never have to look at her in my game.

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*ahem*
FUCK EAGLES AND FUCK DEERS

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Ooga booga where the daddies at

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I'm a bit skeptical. The Claude screenshots mislead people into thinking Claude was gay when he was just playing mindgames with his smile
>His smile is striking
>but his eyes don't follow it

too bad for you, buddy

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Lysithea dislikes being treated like a child. The fucking porn writes itself.

calm down edelgard

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

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Oh no

>Derrick from GX stating that building relationships and doing side quests takes the game 40 fucking hours and that’s before the time skip

Oh baby

Why would she be jealous of her future self? She's stopping herself from getting the double D.

>Edelgard is Lucina and Tharja combined

The perfect woman?

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>Claude can support Ingrid
OH NO NO NO NO DIMITRI YOUR WAIFU IS GOING TO GET REAGAN'D BY THE GOLDEN CHAD

That image is cute.
Cute!

Dimitri’s waifu is femByleth though

I don't think he really cares about romance in his route.

Maybe in 5 years, Dimitri

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Claude is a manipulative like, so we can't really put that much stock in anything he does
Meanwhile Edelgard's quite straightforward, and if Dorothea could get the Emperor as her sugar daddy then she'd be set for life

Why do nips like this trope so much?

Any fellow burger could tell me if Gamestop is doing mindnight release? I'm socially inept and dont want to call.

Well no. I meant more like she might have a follow up phrase that invalidates all the shipping. A lot of shit can have a whole different meaning without context.

His waifu is Dedue though

>being an heir to royalty and you can only get with one person

That makes you a beta cuck

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you usually get an email from them regarding those things

>Darkest dungeon crest
How quickly the tide turns!

>Goldenfags so desperate they're trying to bring Dimitri down to their level
Pathetic

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but only Byleth can S-rank anybody.

cool that Byleth uses the church insignia

>one of the people that got a review copy said that mounted units are ridiculously good and put infantry to shame most of the time and that armors are just not worth using because large maps make them obsolete
JUGDRALBROS WE'RE GOING HOME

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I'm pretty sure that's because Byleth is the only one who can S-rank others.

>heir to royalty
But the alliance has no royals, they're made up of nobles

But will we have a Holsety on a Horse equivalent?

Armored infantry are garbage like they usually are. Who is really surprised?

if you want it so early... Why not just buy digitally?

My Empress

CANTOOOOOOOOOOO

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Claude is only "technically" royalty, he's from an alliance of noble houses and due to politics is their representative, if not him then Lorenz probably would be prince. Dimitri and Edelgard are actual royalty.

Check my deers

So if all the students can only hit A rank with eachother with the exception of whoever Byleth chooses, does this mean we'll get some canon romances in this game?

Can't wait for Raphael and Dedue to be completely worthless endgame

>we get an eldritch abomination as final boss instead of the usual fucking dragon

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i did, but that socially inept user has clearly never dealt with something like this before

Mine's in a bad part of town and said hell no when I asked.

>golden queers obsessed with cucking and bringing a guy to the edge of ruin by stealing his friends
Terrible people.

>Lorenz is strong in anima magic and riding
LORENZ LITERALLY CAN'T STOP WINNING, CONFIRMED NEXT KING OF LIECESTER

Rolling, its the only true way to pick.

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get it digitally?

They're led by a nog, what do you expect?

Dedue at least has gauntlet affinity and we've seen that not only do gauntlets double, they give you a shit ton of mobity boost. Gladiator might at least be able to keep up.

Everyone with a negative on riding gets the bench

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CAV CHADS WE MADE IT

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As for canon romances, maybe Edeldyke/M!Byleth is as far as you go. It seems like they're pushing the female one with Blue Lions. Or maybe Sothis is the true canon choice. Don't both Byleths also get to romance her?

user, ever since Awakening we've never had confirmed canon pairings ever. Nobody knows whose canon father/mothers are for the child characters even now and this game has no children and the side cast falls to the wayside very fast to focus on dragon loli, Blythe and whichever house leader you pick and the conflict with the other two

Oy vey goyim that's anti-Leicesterism you're displaying there.

JUST GET THE GAME DIGITALLY ITS GOING TO BE UP AS SOON AS ITS 1AM ON COMMIEFORNIA.

god people are dumb as fuck.

>Liecester
>ruled by a Muslim
Fire Emblem is getting dangerously accurate to real life.

A teacher shouldn't choose favorites

what students do you plan to steal from other houses

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I work night shifts though.

Anyone bad at horses gets a wyvern. Dedue is Deadue.

1488 GAS THE LEICIES
FODLAN WAR NOW

>Next King of Leicester
>king
>in an alliance of nobles
Someone's getting shivved

Leave them be. They're still recovering at the fact that Claude's route is Fates tier. The Blue CHADS just can't stop winning.

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>lovecraft fire emblem
oh no

Are these Claude and Dimitri fags some closeted homosexuals when they hate Black Eagles so much already?

Dedue is actually going to be useless, oh fucking no.

Was planning on going Blue Lions but retarded pol seconaries ruined him for me.

Thia board is so fucking shit these days
>I HAVE NO PERSONALITY I MUST INSERY POLITICS INTO EVERYTHING

sucks to be you, already got my vacation approved and its starting this monday until next month.

Rolling for mai waifu

Player agency > canonshit
If you want canon romance read a book

>ever since Awakening we've never had confirmed canon pairings ever
More like since FE6. FE5 literally almost caused World War 3 in Japan when it made a bunch of FE4 pairings canon, so ever since then IS is too scared of pushing canon pairings outside of Chrom/ Sumia due to the Marth/ Caeda parallels. And even then it's pretty half-assed, Marth and Caeda were childhood friends, Sumia was almost a stalker.

Dimitri: 180cm
Cloude: 175cm

Bluechads

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REMEMBER THE 6 MILLION WYVERN REINFORCEMENTS

>t. homo

b-but i like collecting physical

You guys stop making Sensei sad... Sensei is for loving, and respecting! And if you make her sad, then I'll be sad, too...

Nobody because best girl and boy are both from leicester

Blue faggors is a fujo house and has a dyke in it

>Was planning on going Blue Lions but retarded pol seconaries ruined him for me
What the fuck are you even talking about? A bunch of dumb memes mean nothing. We all joke about duscurs committing crimes but that doesn't mean anything, it's a joke.

imagine being so insecure that people you dislike liking the same thing as you turns you off from anything

Hilda and Lorenz?

only point on buying physical is if you are a collectionfag in case you better be buying the collector edition, or if you are a poorfag that resells his games.

digital is just better all around.

>Being angry at the Kazuhira Miller and homophobic Dimitri memes
Stop being a faggot.

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>not killing off all the bi/gay options
Not edgy enough, kidd...

Sell your Switch

Cucking Dmitri!

>le chad memes
Golden Queers and bluefags are retarded.

Why are they all manlets wtf?

In a thread full of pol faggots calling Deers kikes and Edelgard Edeldyke thats ironic as fuck.

Ever since time skip dimitri got revealed pol niggers turned these threads into typical retarded political opinion wars

>We all joke about duscurs committing crimes but that doesn't mean anythin
>that part where Ingrid says Duscur people make up only 12% of the Faerghus population but commit 52% of the violent crimes and banditry
>all while Dedue was standing there
IS went a little too far I think with that one...

Why the fuck do you care so much, you baby? It's funny as fuck.

Raphael and Leonie

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Shit

I wouldn't be so keen to agree with that statement considering he was lumping in the pre-timeskip plotline in that assessment as-well.

I'd fuck that frog

It isnt funny and makes no sense. Nothing to do with le onions and everything to do with it turning the threads into shit like every other video game thread that gets invaded by boring pol faggots who cant stop mentioning the same tired shit.

We get it. You hate niggers women and faggots. I kinda agree but i dont need it tattood on my forehead or on my cars bumper.

She will always stay far more popular than those two other faggots.

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Chrom Sumia is as canon as it gets. Probably was a completely forced choice deep into development as seen from the opening cutscene. Then they threw the fujos a bone by making him romanceable.

>its funny
Ita really not. Its just an excuse to off topic post. If you find this funny you may actually be retarded.

>Lorenz
>Proficiency in Lance, Reason and Riding
>Personal skill: +2 damage when you have a battalion
>Crest of Gloucester: Occasionally boosts Might on Magic attacks
How can the other men even compete?

Smash incoming

Fuck off and die, dyke
You tricked me with those boobs and things up until now but I won't fall for a dyke

no shit. the gays aren't even close to the majority let alone 5% of the fanbase.

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>sipping expensive tea with leonie and watching her face wrinkle at the taste
>encouraging leonie to study hard and get the best scores in class
>laughing as leonie angrily pouts at you when you hand her back a lousy grade
>placing your hand over leonie's while you help steady her aim during archery practice
>watching leonie puff out her chest with pride after a well fought battle
>getting an embarrassed thank you from leonie after defending her from an enemy's blade
>secretly helping leonie peek under furniture for lost coins around the school
>comforting leonie as she tearily reads a letter from everyone in her hometown wishing her well
>teasing leonie when she unawaredly exposes her feminine side and watching her turn red
>watching leonie grow up into a strong, beautiful woman
>getting punched in the arm by leonie when you tell her you love her
>marrying leonie and sharing a happy, wholesome life together

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But that includes in the plan to kill everyone in sight

You must get this heated when your two friends jokingly call you faggot too.

Imagine.
>Felix gets butthurt and leaves
>Ingrid hates Dedue and Dimitri for keeping him around and leaves
Dimitri is mad.
>Sylvain leaves for Ingrid pussy
>Mercedes leaves for pussy
Dimitri is seething.
>literal who’s all fuck off
IM NUCLEAAARRRR

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>It isnt funny and makes no sense
U wot m8? "empty my nine on the welfare line" kazposting and "mother base for the master race" millerposting and "only whites in the world of light" MGSV memes were the best part of the threads.

Rent free

I knew things were going to get a little extreme the moment they confirmed Raimi was writing the story for this game.

>

also rollan

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Just let the other kids bang each other, ok nintendo?

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No not really. However if all my friends did was talk about how much they hate faggots and never anything else, id tell them theyre being annoying faggots.

I dont give a shit about fags, thats not even my argument you tunnel vision faggot. Its that pol faggots cant seperatr their shitposting from anything they talk about.

You think youre some kinda genius for hating fags? Most of society does, they just keep their autism in check

Did a miss anything new?

>The Grimeal shrieking in the distance over centuries of selective breeding ruined
>Naga’s Spirit laughing maniacally like a troll.
I can’t be the only one that imagines this right?

Is it confirmed that we can only steal one from each house?

You first faggot
Rolling for the blue lions

And they were fucking dumb because in game Kaz goes out of his way to help impoverished African children. Its a forced meme based on fanfiction.

Im living on a stipend in your head faggot. Cry harder

Keep saying it

Math and history you dumb bitch. You're going to be Empress soon. You better know how to crunch some numbers, what made Adrestia great and what didn't work so well for it.

She loves your dad, not you.

>That part when Sylvain rapes Ingrid while declaring that “Women are property”
Jesus Christ, how did they get that one past treehouse?

She is the makers favorite of course they are gonna shill her as top waifu.

dlc leaked
new timeskip portraits
that's it I think

>forced meme
>forced
>when everyone is having fun with it besides your ResetEra faggot ass
Sure, whatever you say.

I will get the shittiest house don't I or will
be foreced to suck my own dick

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>3h threads are nothing about but tumblr and twitter posting
What happened.

lol faggot

I would tell you to go back to whatever site you came from, but your seething is delicious.

By being Felix, and getting +5 attack at all times, and the ability to always double with gauntlets

>two crusty old farts and a twink

lmao

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U sure know how to suck urself well you cock sucker
Rolling

Well well well...

They're not lesbians
Lesbian imply they only like women

Goddamn election tourist seethe.
>nooooo dont disrupt my pol fag circlejerk
Rent free

>has to give up battalions and gambits for that
>Lorenz gets rewarded for having it
That +5 better be fucking worth it, I'd imagine lategame batallions and gambits being really good.

I just can’t remember this man’s name. Can you me, Yea Forums?

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WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING LIONBROS

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Nigger nigger i hope i get ma nigga

my husband is cute

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Dimitri "im a forced pol fag meme" reddit

Cringe.

>likes: debating historical viewpoints and strategies
Keep talking dirty to me, sensei

Ippei is fucking based.

>When Dimitri declares to Claude that he was gonna wipe out his entire race
Calm down IS, it’s just a fantasy game

Europe uncucker

Dimitri " Self insert for the not to bright alt right " Von Forced

Coldsteel

I fear if I make fun of this post, I have to suck cock aswell..

>staring at her tits while getting headpats
DA KING IN DA NORF

>Yea Forums has always been a liberal wonderland
Does MARIO IS A NIGGER, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER trigger you?

Dimitri is best lord but best retainer is still thirsty Oberstein

Fujo faggot house that tumblr and pol are having a tug of war over.

Golden Chads and Black Gods will kill this cuck

lmao

>election tourist
>calls others tourists
>complains about kazposting which has always been tradition since the MGS V trailers

Have fun sucking cock, homo
Rollin’

Can you stop and dilate?

Ferdinand and Lorentz

Does someone have a list of who is in which house?

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>implying Hubert wants to fuck his liege
His devotion is pure, user

Why arr you putting words in my mouth you retarded pol mutt? Yea Forums isnt a hivemind for anything. Election tourists like you are just retards that ruined both pol and Yea Forums by turning it from the informed right to the retarded and outrage fueled alt right. Youre a CARCITURE of something that used to be good.

Die.

You can literally google this shit and find it everywhere.

Best duo

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>homofag seething at Dimitri and Claude
Like pottery.

A single timeskip potrait and it was just the top of bernedetta's head nothing impressive.

twitter.com/TheGriffinBurns/status/1151859256078917633

Julius is Cyril

here's the character chart

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>since the MGS V trailers
Nice revisionism faggot

Typical tourist response. How boring. Stop being a cookie cutter redditor already

But timeskip bernadetta isn’t new. We’ve known about her for ages

The funny thing is that I'm Asian so we don't even have your stupid American political alignments here and I've never even been to /pol/. You are the one seething at how 4chin isn't resetera or reddit while calling others tourists for not being far-left.

Literally nobody was making Dimitri /pol/ memes in this thread until you started screeching about it. You’re the one bringing politics into the thread, faggot.

Just make them dancers (lol

Again. Putting words in my mouth. Typical tourist behavior. I never said any of that. I said bringing off topic political shit where it doesnt belong is annoying.

Youre a tourist because like all of tou retarded wanna be political faggots, you cant stop talking about how supet speshal you are for being either right or left. Nobody cares.

>im asian
Okay dicklet goo. Who cares? Welcome to an anonymous image board. Typically, sharing personal information is seen as attention whorish. Nobody cares what are slit eyes. It means nothing

>Why arr you putting words in my mouth you retarded pol mutt? Yea Forums isnt a hivemind for anything. Election tourists like you are just retards that ruined both pol and Yea Forums by turning it from the informed right to the retarded and outrage fueled alt right
You are literally screeching and screaming about harmless metal gear memes, and you call us the problem?

Who is the party-approved Fire Emblem house faction, comrade? I want to make sure I continue the work of the Revolution with my decision.

reddit spacing. You're the tourist here.

Doesnt exist. Pass english class and seperate thoughts into paragraphs you esl spic

In reality its the blue lions, they want to stop the cycle of the strong trampling the weak

I wonder what are the less than a handful of unique classes that are unlocked by story

REEEEEE FUCKING /POL/ REEEEE

Cute kids are cute

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No. Youre screeching about being called out for being a no creativity smooth brain rebranding memes in a thread where they make 0 sense.

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Seeing this chart its clear that either Marianne or Rhea are the only choices for best girl

I still don't know what the fuck your point is. What exactly is your problem? if you are an oldfag, surely Raimi memes and a bunch of baseless racial insults shouldn't turn you into a political activist.

user if I lived in China, playing video games would be the least of my concerns, there is a reason why free2play games are the most popular there. That being said, where I live a lot of us are really attached to FE7 and FE8.

This thread proves that Dimitri and Claudefags are mentally challenged.

I want cute units

Oh fuck

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>REEEEEE TRANNIES REEEEEEE
How come you retarded newfags can only argue in memes these days? Too stupid to construct an argument that isnt premade for you?

You're bitching and moaning about politic shit that doesn't exist in a Fire Emblem thread in which you haven't said a single thing about the actual game. Nobody even needs to call you out.

go shitpost somewhere else
All the gdeer characters look great apart form Claude and Lorenz

>Edgelard gets cool horns
>Dimitri gets punished
>Claude gets neckbeard

Thanks user

onion

cope harder, faggot.

We literally had several months of Kazposting during Smash threads and now we are doing the same with Three Houses threads. For someone that insists he is "politically neutral", you seem pretty triggered by Meme Miller.

I don't believe it's PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for Lorenz to stop winning. What a chad.

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My problem is that every thread about the game now is just pointless shitposting and house faggotry. Its no better than waifu faggotry

>Wojak
Brainless nigger

Dimitri "Put a dyke's head on a pike" Blaiddyd

Think I'll go golden deers just because of lysithea

Lorenz looks good after the timeskip at least

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Then leave.

Im annoyed because the meme doesnt generate anything but shitposting. Its also played out. Dead horse. Beaten so badly it can somehow fit i to an FE thread where it makes no sense.

This isnt OC. Its just looking for an excuse to bring shitposting.

>Hilda looses her twintails
Fucking hard dropped

>that English
>that spacing

They ruined my twintailed cutie aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lorenz and Caspar are definitely the.most improved of the lot

Esl epic. Can you talk in anything other than premade phrases?

Nah. Secondaries can fuck off. Im an actual fan of the series.

>Purple armour
GOD DAMN THAT SHIT IS AESTHETIC.
I’m gonna have to bring him over to the lionchads.

>upgrades to ponytail
what are you, a dad fucker?

>My problem is that every thread about the game now is just pointless shitposting and house faggotry
Oh literally go fuck yourself. Pre-Awakening threads even before /feg/ was created was GBAfags and Telliusfags shitting on the DS remakes. Awakening's time was everyone shitting on Awakening. Fates time was everyone shitting on Fates. Echoes time was Gaidenfags fighting non-Gaidenfags. Fire Emblem threads have always been like this.

Why is the resetera spic so mad over memes?

honestly looks better beside female byleth.

guy on the left looks like a tsundere who bends over for old men.

The Kaz meme can work for literally any character in existence.

>My problem is that every thread about the game now is just pointless shitposting and house faggotry.
It's almost as if none of us have our hands on the game because it hasn't come out yet, and one of the main selling points of the game: so important that it is the literal name of the new title, the three houses, is a big point of discussion

They are adolescents, they are supposed to keep growing.

Caspa totally chad up, holy shit

Dedue memes and Dimitri memes are anti-black and anti-gay respectively which double triggers him.

Why can’t he get a gf then?

At least back then it was about the games and not
>ME LORD UPVOTE U LORD DOWNVOTE
Fucking uncreative retard. There were arguments and discussions back then beyond shilling old forced memes.

I'm snagging Lorenz for sure.

>There were arguments and discussions back then beyond shilling old forced memes
Yes, shit like "Lyn is a mary sue" and "Ike is a mary sue" and "my game is better than your game" and "Eirika Ephraim incest lmao".

>Everyone is 17-19
Yeah, they ain’t growing much more

because of this

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oi

What a chad.

It feels so good to be a Lorenzchad

He thinks he's hot shit and that girls should be happy he graces them with his presence, on top of shoving his status in everyone's face.

It's Kronya, why is her name still being misspelled?

Caspar looks cool as fuck post time skip

Is Hubert evil?

>Long face
>Bowl cut
Looks like a mong who everyone hates because he can't stfu about terraria

>Guys have pretty radical changes in design
>Girls have a new hair cut

Yeah thanks IS, not like I wanted some girls to look better too.

Cuck

No. Just a retainer that like any loyal retainer, he “takes out the trash” and .... “tidy up” things that would get in the way of Edelgard’s ambitions.

I'd invite him to my birthday party

Not sure, right now Hubert seems like Soren more than anything.

Edelgard turns into a mommy

rolling for the best house

alright fine

he's the super loyal one who butter up Edelgard's problems behind the scene, most likely

Except Soren is a beta cuck who creepily follows a guy around hoping he'll convert and suck his dick one day

Yes, but he uses his evil for his Emperor's sake

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what are the best stretches to do for this?

>the game's about to leak any second now

Fuck, here come the spoilers. And we were just 8 days away

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Edelgard's tits become pretty radical

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sure user

>stating it's his with that smug grin
based

...Did you not see the timeskip leak where after receiving Sensei's help, he becomes so powerful and full of confidence that he completely disregards any need for women? There's even a scene where two girls basically throw themselves at "that handsome guy" and he just lets them fall, stating he's passed such childish antics as he walks away. Ultimately it only makes them fall for him even more. You gotta keep up user, seriously.

Give me the answer, user.

well, only Caspar is really different
Everyone just get a new change of clothes. And in Lorenz's case, a better set of hair

Yet somehow her outfit becomes even worse

Welcome back to the Justice cabal.

All these threads have me interested in picking up this game. It’ll be my first FE game if I do. Will I like this game if I usually don’t like weeb shit?

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Hubert is sort of like that but without the gay.

Is there any actual evidence that this will leak soon?
All I've seen is a Chinese reviewer's picture being passed of as a leak and a list of filenames for "DLC" which anyone could cook up

Do you like grid strategies?

>getting a boobjob so sensei notices her
What a whore

Maybe? it's the first new game in the series that won't include any baby fucking

That's the same height like male Byleth desu. He might grow few inches more in 5 years though since this game gives no fuck how real life works (example: Edelgard's tits growth).
Still, Dimitri is tallest out of 3 lords then?

>that timeskip scene where he turns down several of the most beautiful woman in Fodlan because he says that the only woman he can ever be happy with is his precious sensei who helped him with his confidence when he was a student

>Will I like this game if I usually don’t like weeb shit?

Depends, if the game tries to be Awakening 2.0 like Fates tried, you probably won't like.

Not really. It's just pretty likely that it will start leaking soon because people are starting to get their hands onto the timeskip shit.

yes it will in 5 minutes.

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Reminder that art is exaggerating the tits since her actual sprite's tits aren't so big.

Either that or she used magic to get fake ones.

It's made by Japan.
In Japan 175 (Claude and Byleth) is ideal size, while 180 (Dimitri) is considered tall and "princely" size in eyes of women.

The fuck is “princely size”?

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>goes from a shota to an ABSOLUTE UNIT in just five years
I know most of the students are in their late teens to early twenties and ergo are just about done growing, but holy shit puberty hit Casper like freight train. I'm happy for my boy.

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UltraChad

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the size that can tower over you on a white horseback
yeah, its just 5cm taller
dont ask me why

chad size

I think Raphael is neutral for Flying so you could always make him a Wyvern Rider and dismount whenever you need to use gauntlets

People like to throw out the buzzword weeb around this game series, it's anime artstyle but with good gameplay I feel anyone who is a fan of strategy/rpg games will enjoy it.

and yet Lysithea still is a womanlet
she was 15 pre timeskip, even. the ideal age for growth

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How garbage are armor knights this time around?

Cantochads run this place.

Now that was an excellent scene. It really did demonstrate how not only did IS want character relationships and personal developments to be more detailed this time around, but they really wanted to show how playing as Male or Female Byleth can change the dialogues you see. Very tasteful.

>Post time skip
>Still can't drink liquor

What a failure on every level

aside from the artstyle there's nothing "weeby" about this series, really. it was created pretty much an European-centric political intrigue/wars
well, Fates happened, but yeah

STATE YOUR HOUSE AND THE UNITS YOU WILL STEAL

>Golden Deers
>Caspar
>Linhardt

>American
Lmao

Yeah played through FFT twice I think, but couldn’t get into Disgaia when a friend tried to get me to play. I am an XCom fag though, I don’t know if that counts.
Human babies?
Thanks. Looks like I’m rolling the dice.

you americans are garbage

Golder Deer

ideally
Linhardt
Bernedetta
Sylvain
Ingrid

I’ll wait for the next thread.

Golden Deer
Ferdinand and/or Petra
Annette and/or Ingrid

>The only cute girls are MC and Anna
>Anna's design is all fucked up too
This game blows.

Dont be so sure. I guarantee you horse slayers will be a lot more common if theyre bringing canto back. Not to mention fates introduced a fuck ton of new specific slayer weps.

Betting on all horses/fliers is gonna bite people in the ass.

>Blue Lion
>Lorenz
>Lysithea
>Caspa
>Bernadetta
I love drastic personal development

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Golden Deer
Ferdinand
Annette
Sylvain maybe

You can only steal 2 iirc

Blue Lions
stealing:
Lorenz
Lysithea
Marianne
Ferdinand
maybe Petra

>The only cute girls are MC and Anna
I'm so sorry for your terminal case of shit taste, Sir.

A reviewer said Cavalry are broken and they've been running them nonstop because maps are fuck huge and mounted units have a shit ton of bonuses.
>horse slayers
You can dismount
COPE

sizeable if factual

Blue Lions
Ferdinand
Lorenz

Blue Lions, Leonie and Lorenz.

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Beagles
Lysithea
Marianne
Mercedes

I sleep.

Umm, manlets?

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2 total or 2 from each house?

he mean child units (that are magically ages, or with time travel shenanigans), that you can fuck, for more child units
>Liking Xcom
boy you are in for the same suffering that is RNG Crit then

>You can dismount
IS THIS FUCKING TRUE? PLEASE DONT BE LYING TO ME IF THIS IS TRUE FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID

Haha small. I'm not sure what her proficiencies are, but maybe she can take up horseback/pegasus/wyvern riding to make up for it.

i saw people say 2 from each house in some earlier threads

>golden chads
>felix
>dorothea

There's something I like about Felix that I can't put my finger on, and I want a nice dancer unit in my crew without messing with Lysithea. Hoping they have some fun supports with the Deer kids.

At the very least, Three Houses is guaranteed to have a much more grounded and impactful narrative than what you'd find in a Disgaea game. This looks to be the most mechanically versatile entry in the series we've seen in a long time, so I think you'll have a good time.

It’s been confirmed, look it up. Cavalierchads have won.

iirc, 2 per houses, to 4 students total
the teachers are free-ranged

Caspar becomes a chad tall bro though

I actually seen it as an option on a gameplay video on YT. It’s real at least for horses. I have not seen it for flying units though.

god dammit! I have to choose between Lorenz, Marianne and Lysithea!?

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Wait. Can fliers also dismount? If not CAV GODS have literally won

I’m going to reclass Felix as a Myrmidon per FE tradition.

Dont be a waifu f

He's pretty much LARPing as Navarre, doing anything else would be blasphemy.

Myrms and Zerks will shit on horse fags with inniate critial boosts tho

... a-user?

just imagine xcom with swords and magic and a max range of about 3 tiles for bowmen

>not making him a quadrupling machine
Give him the gauntlets, buddy
or magic memes with his hidden magic talent

Did he die?

CANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DID THEY HAVE TO RUIN EDELGARD WITH GAYSHIT??????????????
SHE WAS THE MOST WAIFU MATERIAL OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS

sure why not

You can still go for her with male MC I don't see the problem

He's made to be a Not-Dread fighter with swords magic and pure unadultarated edge

*Teleports behind you*
*Doubles you*
Nothink personal, kid.

stay by her side and she won't turn out that way

>not liking bi Edelgard
>not liking her calling in 1 of her concubine and make out with said concubine, while you rail both of them
pleb

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If there is a bikini DLC and you can equip them before the time skip some of them will be censored.

This is a fact.

>Mbylethfags

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>felix has a hidden magic talent
Mortal Savant here I come.

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I can always remind /u/fags that the developers ship het Edel so their dyke shit is fanfiction

americans have those beauty pagants for six year olds, but censor 15 year old digital bikinis. I dont fucking get them

Male Byleth doesn't care about her.

HOLY WAR CHADS WW@

Nice cope

Any snake ladies?

MByleth doesn't care about you unless you are older than 40.

CANTOOOOOO

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i doubt you can equip the swimsuit pre timeskip, since minors in swimsuit rustled CERO jimmies too, and IS definitely dont want their game to be CERO-C

>user your grades are slipping. I'm going to need to see your dad next week for a parent teacher conference. No, you don't need to show up.

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>bikini DLc
>Edelgard hates swimming
kek

Just play MByleth and don't think about it.
Not like she's gonna go around flirting with girls or say "wow Sensei I like you but I would like you even more if you were a woman"

Before this thread ends, what's the reason behind the KANTOOO posts? Like what was the origin as to why people started yelling Kanto? I totally missed it before all this pokeshit blew up

They only let grown men with full mustaches into the beauty pageant audience. It’s serious grown up business.

Kanto=/Canto

Just taking the piss out of fans who are militant about Gen 1 being the only good gen.

Is there a full list of supports anywhere yet?

...

Kanto = Gen 1 region, represents genwunners excitement over rehashes
Canto = move again, cavalry skill letting you use the rest of your movement after certain actions

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No I know the difference I just mean what started the KANTOOOO shit CANTOO is based on.
Makes sense

basically poking fun at old "fans" ala Genwunner
and the CANTOOO in this thread is just a lil parody, with how said skill is relevant to the fact that mounted units are really great in this game

>Mirage
KOWASHITAI