Why is he so shit? I want to main my husband but he is useless

Why is he so shit? I want to main my husband but he is useless.

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>Little Mac
>5’ 7”

For all the jokes they make, isn't Samus actually shorter than him without her suit?

What a cute little manlet twink.
I wanna see him get beaten to the ground then get his ass owned by Ike.

nope

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thats been retconned you gay bitch
in the same way that little mac's old height used to be like 4'10. p sure samus is the same height or an inch shorter than mac now

show proof you faggot

>upB goes higher on ground instead of in the air when it would be more useful
Nintendo why

Because Japan hates him

u aint no air fighter mac :^)

Such a stupid meme, why include a fighter who's design goes entirely against the game

Down throw to Up special is a surprisingly decent kill option.

>husband
>hes 17
disgusting pedophile

He is? He looks like a 20-21 year old to me. I wish 17 years old looked like that irl.

Samus is 6'4" without the suit. She is an alien amazon, or was originally at least

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Post more hotty Mac.

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The ones that box do

The mere fact that they gave him the ability to use side b and not be thrown into freefall but if you get hit during it then you can't just use it again truly goes to show how little they really cared about this character.
Maybe he'd be redeemable if you could get back on stage reliably but his poor recovery coupled with the fact that he has no air presence fucks him over HARD. I wish I could main him without being laughed at :/

>A phenomenal nigger 17 yo boxer looks like this.
Wow, Little Mac must've won the genetic lottery and must've trained since he was 2 years old to have a body like that then.

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Gimmick character. Mac is too strong on the ground so you have to camp him out and play lame because if you don't he will chew you up and spit you out. But little mac is ONLY strong on the ground, he can only fight you one way.

Little Mac is like a bad dog on a short leash, if you get too close you are going to get mauled but if you sit behind a fence and throw rocks at him he can't do shit about it.

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It obviously depends on weight class. For Mac's height no one is ever going to carry that much muscle as a boxer.

>I wish I could main him without being laughed at :/

dont worry, we're still laughing at you

>you have to camp him out and play lame
maybe if you want to win, faggot, some of usjust want to have fun
fuck you for being the fastest sperm cell

He's got much better recovery than he did in Brawl. I don't know why you guys have so much trouble with him. I have Bowsers and Ganondorfs seething when I get back to the level and keep fighting them at 130%

>how dare people want to win in a competitive setting!
You can play however you please but if you seriously don't understand why folks would prefer to win in a competitive game then I can't do anything for you. Have fun I guess

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>Brawl
Yeah, he had a way better recovery in brawl because he was an assist trophy.

Alright i was gonna keep going with my shit bait but you seem like such a nice dude that i'd hate to keep giving you shit when i agree with pretty much everything you've said in this thread.
Congrats user, you're so chill you made it unfun to troll you.

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Frame 1 jab is fucking bullshit t.b.h.

It's all good man

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He's little compared to the dudes he fights in his game.

Shulk is supposed to be the same height as little mac