What's the angriest you ever gotten from a video game, and did you express it by yelling or by punching something?

Switch it off while its saving

>INCELEPHANT

i punched two holes in my cheap ikea desk

pfft

I stuff myself out with junk foods and sweets.
I work out regularly so this can be considered as splurging.

Lost was such bullshit

that's just self-sabotage

Couldn't beat a level in mario hoops 3-on-3.
Snapped my gameboy SD in half.

How the fuck do you snap a gameboy in half

oh, misremembered the name. it was an SP, pic related

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ah that makes sense

>Playing Dark Souls 3
>Trying to get all the trophies, did it with the other games
>Have to finish the covenants, requires invading/defending players with successful kills
>Invade players
>4 man kill squad waiting at all times with min/maxed gear
>Get summoned to defend players
>Player I'm defending runs face first into every invader's attacks, sometimes dying 2 seconds into loading in
>Only other way to gather items needed for covenants is to grind some of the most tedious enemies, including the goatmen in the swamp and the crazy massive hitbox swinging silver knights

I get the first response to these complaints is, "Well don't be an asshole and invade players." But holy fuck, if the drop rate of the items off enemies wasn't something like 0.33% I'd be happy to never even look at another player sideways. I do genuinely enjoy the PvP mechanics in those games, but when 85% of the invasions I enter into consist of hit squads or players using the same Carthus sword flipping bullshit that was deemed the meta for a while, kinda makes it less of an invasion and more of a pre-planned slaughter.

I miss the original first few days of Demon's Souls or Dark Souls 1 where no one figured out the meta/systems yet and you just had everyone invading with their own bullshit builds and environmental shenanigans.

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Playing pic related on NES back in the day. Got super pissed because I was bad at the game and kept dying. Punched a couple of buttons off my 10 or 13 inch tv. I can still remember that little brat rage moment.

I can remember something from like 25 years ago, but can’t remember to post pic.

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>fighting some huge wolf boss in loki
>alredy died bunch of times, it's prety hard
>finally about to kill him after a long fight
>meanwhile dad comes along to print something
>turns printer on
>popup window crashes my game
>ged mad as fuck
>when he leaves kick a hole in the wall

Imagine you can tell people than an elephant hit you. She is pretty lucky.

>tfw my cat kept blocking my screen when doing Inferno in OSRS
Closest ive ever gotten to hurting that fucker but i love him too much

I got pretty mad yesterday in Mordhau, I was using the ballista and was going for the 20 ballista kills achievement and the get 10 kills in a row without dying, I have 70 hours in game and most kills in a row I had was 7. Well yesterday I was on 9 killstreak with ballista and I accidentally killed a teammate and he then just spawn camps me and killed me over and over, ruining my killstreak. I was mad as fuck, felt like murdering someone.

If you kill me with a ballista, I kille you and then destroy the ballista. If you kill me again, I votekick you.

I apologise in the chat, teamkills happen. I can take one revenge kill that is fair. Usually when I get team killed from ballista or cata I will tell the guy in chat or go up and stab him once to let him know. No need to kill me constantly and ruin the game and my killstreak especially when I don't even fight back.

champion match of wii sports resort ping pong

Well someone doesnt like facebook

>morrowind
kept getting assassinated and killed over and over by a dark brotherhood assassin, punched my monitor and broke it
>some ds pokemon game
kept getting confused from one of those gang minibosses crowbats and ended up headbutting my ds and braking the screen
>league of legends (however alcohol was also to blame)
punched a hole in my wall and smashed a keyboard in half over my head on separate instances

I think it's safe to say I have problems

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Did she dead

>barely injured
>this bitch's parents sued and they put the elephant down because of it
fucking thots

Got a source? This was in Africa, i dont think they really give a shit

>this entire thread
>not a single PRÖÖÖH :DDD post
I'm fairly disappointed

Nigger that's not America, it's some other 3rd world shithole but I can see why you get confused since you have niggers everywhere too, chances are you probably are one.

Slammed my friend head first into a tv after he kept beating and taunting me in melee.

Here ya go

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Licenses in GT2. Yelling is as angry as I get

Based as fuck, but your friend needs other friends

I hope he stabbed you in the nutsack afterwards.

I hate women

is it safe to assume she got fucking stabbed?
i've seen what happens to people who get shanked by bulls during rodeo

oh man when i was younger i had some rage issues some broken ps2 controllers from KH2 back in 5th grade, a hole or two in some walls from spyro in 3rd-4th grade, a broken gameboy sp in 6th grade, threw it so hard the screen when out when i was playing mario. countless times hitting my friends playing halo, call of duty, smash bros in 5th-6th grade. we all beat each other, but i account for most of it.
i got more self aware and really made an effort to chill the fuck out after middle school. i think the epiphany hit when i was in 8th grade replaying halo reach on legendary: about 3/4 through the game i kept dying to some wraiths and slammed the controller so hard onto the desk that it just kinda exploded. i got really upset by my own violence and cried a little. thank god i had spare controller so i didn't have to tell my mom.

it was much better in high school. i did leave some marks on the wall from banging my controller while playing dark souls for the first time. i was playing minecraft with a throwaway keyboard once my sophomore year and died with a full inventory so i grabbed the board and slammed it on the desk a few times before i kicked it in half. nobody was home and i was having a bad week so i just let it out. i picked keys off the floor for weeks. that was probably about the last major thing related to video games. i got good at just yelling a little and then if i kept getting upset i would turn the game off and maybe punch my bed instead of walls and keyboards. just in time to graduate to pc gaming, i guess.

the issues weren't completely over, however. in highschool i still had freak outs, just over different shit. fighting with my mom caught a broken door handle by me and later a hole in my room side of the door. she was still depressed back then and she could be a real mean bitch. one time she put her foot through the bottom of the same bedroom door. at the next house, the one i ended up graduating in, i put my head through some drywall while on xanax. in junior year we got into a fight about me taking drugs (it was honestly only a little xanax she found) and i was fucked up so of course i got really pissed off and wanted to hit something. i ended up apologizing heavily and personally patching the hole with new drywall and everything. that same year, summer right before my senior year, i my ex and i were hanging out, we had been broken up for awhile, but she was about to go uni, so we were chilling for a day or two. she went to the bathroom and i got a glimpse at a text message. it was from one of my friends so i looked at the string of texts, got pissed off and assumed she was sleeping with him and punched my bedroom window out. my arm was bleeding from the glass and i covered it with a shirt from the hamper. she came back from the bathroom asking what happened then saw the window and freaked out and left. we talked about it in person the next day, but it was fucked up, at least she wasn't fucking one of my best friends.

I have very acute anger issues. Failing or dying in a game is enough to send me into a rage so potent i once destroyed a door by headbutting it repeatedly. I also broke my hand by punching the wall and once broke my keyboard in half, took the jagged plastic and shoved it in my leg

not me who got angry but when i was 10 or so i went over to a friends place and we played Tekken.
i picked some character and kept beating my friend by only hitting square cause he didn't know how to approach.
he then got really angry and threatened me with a nail gun or some shit and i locked myself in their bathroom.
then their mom came home and beat the shit out of him and asked me why i would become friends with a kid like her son.

>see german rage kid compilations on youtube
>decide i want to channel my anger
>seething at the computer
>get sniped in spawn
>stand up and grunt
>autistically underthrow an unplugged mouse into the wall
>didnt leave a dent in the wall
>didnt really feel better
i just dont understand why people get mad at bideo games desu

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Nah she's fine the elephant used the tusk as leverage to lift her up she didn't get gored

user you're completely insane and a danger to yourself and everyone around you

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I know i'm working on it

I used to Smash controllers and punch tvs. Turns out having to buy the shit yourself changes a lot

Also when i get the firs anddon't have stuff around that i can break or throw i tend to bite myself until i bleed

Do you have autism?

Thank you for existing. It's people like you that make throwing and trolling competitive matchmaking games fun.

lol, pretty much everytime i play mordhau now I go to people on the ballistas and kick them to get them off and then I get on it, just to make them seethe. sometimes they just leave tho, which is not fun

Was the person spawncamping you just a guy with a number as a name?

You should see a specialist. Sounds like you have some pretty severe impulse control issues. It sounds like someone could target you and pretty easily manipulate you into doing shit that will fuck you over. Did you ever experience any serious trauma to the front of your head as a young child?

musth

musth've

>look at this dude

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why did the elephant gank her?

anger was a household thing growing up. dad left when i was 4, mom was kinda hapless until just a few years ago shes really gotten her shit together pretty well. everyday used to be screaming at me as a child, even for little shit. i was an emotional punching bag for all her stress. it was hell when i was 8 and she went through menopause. literal warzone. eventually i figured out that i was just gonna have to parent myself and it started to work itself out from there. i was in sports all of high school, so that really helped, too.
i had enough self control to not do any of this shit in public, so no one really knows the real extent, though a couple of my friends had similar, maybe less severe issues. i can vividly remember watching a couple of my friends get into some pretty heated shit with their parents, so i'm not alone. one of my friends still gets mad at vidya to this day and we're 23.
i don't get mad at vidya. or if i do it's always singleplayer and it's never more than some curse words or i just put the game away.
>impulse control
correct. i'm aware yes, and it's pretty much a non issue. i don't think i could be targeted, because most shit doesn't get to me like it used to. i get mad now over small shit that i have control over, like fuck i forgot my fucking phone charger at home.
i feel lucky that i've had my freak outs in private and no police or authority involved. i've learned from my mistakes and it's really not difficult to control myself now that i'm smarter and my body isn't a hormonal battleground.

If you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane, did he really not fly so good?

He's in musth. Those people shouldn't be anywhere close to a bull elephant in musth, they're extremely aggressive and constantly horny and angry and they will fucking murder anyone or anything that comes close, even family members or humans they know. The only thing that can stop an elephant in musth is an even bigger bull elephant.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

What's funny is that 30 years ago in South Africa, they wanted to repopulate a nature reserve with elephants, but they only added females and calves, because adult bulls were too difficult to transport. What happened was that the calves grew up with a father figure, and when they became adults, they were extremely aggressive and constantly horny, attacking anything and anyone close. About 10% of the rhino population was either murdered or raped to death by one particular gang of young elephants. To stop this, they transported a couple of older, bigger bull elephants with a special harness attached to a helicopter. The youth gang approached the elephant, trying to challenge him. The older bull bashed the shit out of one of them, and all the attacks stopped after that.

tl;dr elephants are like inner city niggers

>He got leukemia a couple of years later so i guess this story does have a happy end

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MAMMOTHS CONFIRMED ARYANS

Why can't we have based elephants living in our cities instead of blacks?

you won't joke about cancer anymore once you or someone close to you gets it

She was flashing her underwear in public. Elephants have basic aversion to thots.

I had a button that refused to work while I was playing Parasite Eve 2 iirc.

I ripped the controller in half.

>tfw cancer researcher and i can be as much of a cunt about it as i want, because i also do more to combat cancer than other people
get on my level

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Wtf is wrong with that elephant?

She'll probably be a bit bruised but nothing much beyond that.

I beat my friend on madden by 60 points and he immediately snapped the disc, burnout loser desu

No, his name was Terkiay

>Hippo swooces right in there to steal some fresh rhino braps.
based

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beat my cartridge to a scrap with a hammer shouting and red faced after returning to superstar saga after a big year time skip because I failed the castle escape segment after finally beating cackletta soul. It was slid somewhere under the wood stage of my drumset
feel free to chuck insults it was hilarious

Don't judge what you haven't tried.

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I'm curious now, who would win in a straight up fight out of these two?

i was getting brutally raped in Jedi Academy online duels so i screamed enough in my room (and slammed the desk) to make my dad have to obliterate the disc with a hammer
can't blame him one bit as i was a weapons grade retard

not really about the right to joke about it, but rather you won't really want to joke about it anymore once it hits close to home

Watch the whole vid and youll see
youtube.com/watch?v=EO7Ly8MkecU

Broke my hand when I went to punch the wall and hit one of the support beams for the board.

During a game of For Honor I went up against a Shinobi who did literally nothing but get one hit in and then run away. For context, Shinobi is a ranged hero (retarded) in a melee fighter who also has the highest movement speed. Meaning he dictates the pace of every fight. Well on top of that, he always gained so much distance that he repeatedly insulted me in the chat while I was trying to catch up. I can't remember exactly what was said beyond a fuckton of "lmao ez faggot" but I got so fucking furious that I full blown shook with anger and for the first time in my life threw my controller across the room. It pissed me off that much. Uninstalled the game and never had an experience like that ever again.

>I said no goddamned pictures

For some reason most people can't handle having to keep an eye on two difficult opponents at once.

I'm dying imagining a big ass bull elephant being air lifted down and being charged by a group of other elephants and it smacking the shit out of them.

Super monkey ball made me break my ds in half. Fuck

First and last time I got irrationally angry at a game.
>Mario Superstar Baseball for the GC
>trying to 100% the game to unlock all the characters and parks and shit
>keep having to restart matches because sometimes the AI just randomly goes on a home-run streak
>restart match for the 5th time that afternoon
>AI immediately starts the game with three back-to-back homers
>stomp up the stairs fuming
>realize as I reach the top of the stairs I'm still holding my wavebird controller
>calmly open the battery compartment, remove the batteries, close the compartment
>chuck that bastard down the stairs like I was Mario doing his Fireball Star Pitch
>realize that I am literally damaging my own property because another piece of my property made me mad
>wavebird emerges without a scratch

From now on when a game pulls artificial difficulty bullshit like this I just shut it off and go outside. No sense in allowing myself to become angry about something so insignificant.

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Punched a hole in the wall playing bad company 2.

I was actually more angry about my ex dumping me but this was almost ten years ago.

dumb cunt, the elephant probably thought it was a gun

my mums dying of it before my eyes slowly and horribly and you're wrong, i couldnt give a shit about meaningless cancer comments on the internet. you must be one pussy ass faggot to deal with it so badly.

OP crack on with the cancer bantz

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=LnKUD_OztRE

based elephants thot patrolling

Based

As long as you work out it doesnt matter as much. I too eat a ton of shitfood but im still very fit.

that shinobi owns you now

>DKC2

>Save died from a dead or dying battery

>Threw controller and Dad got on to me

I don't throw controllers any more.

I find this outrageously hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

I was playing Afro Samurai on the PS3. I could for the life of me throw rifle bullets back, the timing was to tight.
A boss appear entirely based on reflecting bullets. I die i die. I become enraged. I grab my wooden katana and slam at the wall with it, in one powerful swing i break in half.

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:D

But Hoops 3 on 3 was on DS, user

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Rhino is a perfect counter to hippo.

I liked this game, I still have my copy stored somewhere.

My Elephigga

Based rage manic

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elphant tusks dull as shit you. they more like fork lifts than spear tips

Go to India then.

retarded rhino main

why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

i mean what do you expect, elephants been living around niggers for hundreds of thousands of years. their bad habits were bound to rub off on them

my dad died of stage 4 renal cancer six months ago. my dog died of kidney failure which we assume was also caused by cancer just 26 days later. Not to mention 3 grandparents and countless aunts and uncles also died of cancer. And after all that I can honestly say I still find cancer HILARIOUS

Didnt your parents get mad at you for that

The less intelligent species usually copy another one. I'm assuming it's the other way around.

He really wanted that elephone.

youtu.be/Hbdp64atFJk

youtube.com/watch?v=I8R50nvv5gc

I couldn't beat unlimited Ragna in vanilla Blazblue. Tossed my controller down but missed the table and the handle has a crack in it from hitting the floor.

I beat my box fan in because fuck CoD 2's tracking grenades. I havent touched the franchise since

>playing Jak 2
>get to that nightmarish whack a mole mission
>cant do it cause I'm a retarded kid
>fail a bunch
>rage builds
>does 1 round where I almost won
>rage hits tipping point
>rages out and smashes controller did the grips are busted open
>come back years later and beat it in 1 try
>feel stupid as fuck

2v1 with the two very often covering each other with their moves. It's just a France 1940 simulator.

ITT: americans

>used to get angry at games sometimes
>over the years I stopped getting as angry
>now I just get jaded and feel like I've wasted my life playing stuff that never really made me happy

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soon you'll start to long for the grave

>call friend to see if he wants to come over for pizza and play vidya
>he says okay
>when he comes over, we play some games on my SNES
>mom calls for a pizza
>play vidya for an hour or so
>pizza finally comes
>mom brings the pizza to the dining room table
>friend looks confused when she brings two plates to the table
>asks me why he doesn't get a plate
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
>he looks even more confused
>says he has to go to the bathroom
>mom tells him where it is and he goes
>close to finishing our pizza
>wonder where my friend is
>think he's having stomach problems
>finish pizza and go to my SNES to wait for him
>see that my SNES is gone along with a couple games
>the faggot stole them
>never talk to him ever again

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You sound like a prick.

I had issues with rage for a long time, broke plenty of controllers. For a long time the angriest I could remember getting at a video game was fighting Larxene in KH re:CoM. I was a dumb kid and didn't know how to set up a deck to use sleights, so I just played the whole game trying to spam basic attacks with high number cards. I did manage to beat the game that way, but Larxene pissed me off enough to break a controller and put a hole in my wall.
I've gotten over the anger from games, I definitely don't break shit anymore. But fighting Radiant Markoth in Hollow Knight recently got me really close to feeling that old rage.

If someone steals your SNES, then you're allowed to beat them up

He probably wouldn't have stolen your shit if you gave him a piece of pizza

i wasnt that commenter

>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza

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What a bizarre story to make up

>not recognizing an old pasta
Fucking hell I hate this place

I lost in a Smash 4 game and threw my gamepad into the wall

Sorry I don't recognize every epic meme that gets posted on this site, user.

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Obsession.

I shot my sister's now ex-boyfriend over some mario kart banter.

Worst I ever got was being beaten by some autist in TF2 about thirty times in a row and I slammed my flightsim stick on my desk. I eventually got him but by that point my pride was gone anyways.

I still get mildly salty at fighters with my brother and friends, but I've learned to turn it into humor. I'd rather not become like my dad punching shit over the slightest frustrations.

unfuck yourself, user

What the fuck is she doing with her left hand right before the elephant throws her?
I can't seem to see any purpose in that action.

Hehehe xD

Working for the camera

I brought my memory card and vice city game to a family reunion to a cousin's house
where there were more cousins and children of other people.
one of those childs decides to play a new game and deletes my saved filed, witch I had a bunch of shit and almost about to end it.
little fucktard just goes "it wasnt me! I didnt do it" with the controller still on its hand.
I didnt do shit, cuz his father was there overlooking at him because it was a GTA game
and he just goes "you know what, lets stop playing videogames everybody"
my cousin just laughs at me and takes pity on me.
But I was fucking furious.

literally me

I was going for the blue racing tachometer in Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune 5. In order to get this you need to finish the story mode twice without losing once. The game contains 60 story mode stages. You get a yellow tachometer at 60 stages, but I wanted the blue because it looked cool.

So I'm 112 races into this fucker (and a $140 dollars in, at $1.25 a play) and I completely fucking beef it.

I let out something like a dogs dying yelp and went home. Guess I'll stick with yellow.

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>To stop this, they transported a couple of older, bigger bull elephants with a special harness attached to a helicopter. The youth gang approached the elephant, trying to challenge him. The older bull bashed the shit out of one of them, and all the attacks stopped after that.
Damn, how did Disney get away with it?

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speaking of Mordhau rage
>watching someone fight 1v1 on a Taiga bridge
>someone else throws a firebomb, guy moves in the way and it hits him
>moves out again, kills the guy
>then steps in the fire again so he can play victim for a votekick
>when I called him out, he said the mere act of throwing a firebomb at a 1v1 deserves a kick
The autism was pretty funny, even if the guy was a dumbass for throwing firebombs when he couldn't aim properly.

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I've punched holes in my wall from being angry about things in my life. The angriest I've gotten at a video game made me mutter "god damn it". Only children get angry at games.

Nah I was in college at the time, you're the only person I've ever told user...

Only children throw tantrums and punch holes in walls.

or americans

>t. sub-80 IQ globalist
youtube.com/watch?v=M8pR1rZZHEs

>he posts a guy imitating an american as proof
kek, as expected by a raging mutt from upper mexico

Nice backpedaling, I'll see you in WW3 my bluepilled nigger :)

>imitating an american
Success breeds contempt

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so you don't even know that's a joke video? How's that famous american education treating you?

Still true though

>I was only pretending to be retarded

I've been coming here for at least a decade and I've never seen that. Not everyone is familiar with every faggy meme and pasta from the site.

You'll have to pardon me for not keeping abreast of every meme that ever came out since the early 2000's, I don't browse reddit.

Why are you literally quoting yourself?
>proud of your own ignorance
it doesn't get more american than that tbqhwyf

I've had a brother and a few relatives die of cancer.
I do cancer jokes every single day.
If you can't separate reality from humor it is literally a sign of low IQ

How's that strawman argument treating you? Or do you really think knowing the intricacies of every meme has anything to do with the country one received an education in? In which case, we should probably be examining where you got your education. Care to give us all a laugh?

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lll take it with me to the grave

i used to play team pvp in an mmo, we were in a community cup game, i DCed by accident and for some reason i just totally lost my shit but forgot i was on teamspeak
i pretended i'd dropped a book on my foot but i don't think anyone believed me

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We're talking about you here, not me. Pathetic attempt to divert. As expected from Cletus though.
Enjoy punching holes through your cardboard McMansions for years to come.

>moving the goalposts again
So this is the power of a foreign education, huh? It was fun while it lasted. Unfortunately my country and I will live in your head forever rent free, while you will never cross my mind. Enjoy :^)

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WoW?