Eat LESS. Exercise MORE
>Eat less
>Get big
Pick one dumbass
Who said anything bout getting big you fucking retard? Learn to read you stupid dipshit neet.
Eat more and exercise more, get big, then eat less and exercise more.
Retard
>Inject test
>Eat less
>Exercise more
this is how you actually get shredded
Faggot.
It's a line from Crash Nitro Kart, Crunch is talking about how diets are bullshit and you just need to eat less and exercise MOAR.
Crunch vs Tiny in a fight, who wins?
If it's a scenario where they're just using muscles, no brains needed at all, probably Tiny.
>>Inject test
Relying on any testosterone other than what you can naturally produce is the ultimate form of cuckoldry.
Keep believing that, you're just jealous you don't have what it takes to get swole.
Both because they'll stop fighting to have hot sex
As soon as you stop taking the test you'll get fucked up by the now elevated estrogen levels in your system
>tfw got back in the gym today
Thanks Crunch.
okay, but when do I have sex.
Crunch, how do I go faster in Crash Team Racing
Relaying on any proteins other than what you can naturally produce is the ultimate form of cuckoldry.
>who wins?
me if I sit in the front row and catch their sweatdrops with my tongue.
You know it's still really fucking weird to me how CTR Nitro Fueled actually acknowledges and embraces the later Crash games. You'd think Activision would try to pull a Star Fox and attempt to desperately ignore anything related to the post-Naughty Dog games, outside of a few minor nods.
I think it's great. Feels like a celebration of the entirety of Crash up to CTTR.
That didn't work so well for Star Fox though, did it?
Nina when.
Did you have to replace your right hand with cybernetics to get better fap performance?
Improve your diet. Exercise is a meme.
After your onahole arrives in the mail
Wow, that was easy!