for me, It's dr. Rosalina
For me, It's dr. Rosalina
muchas gracias doctor
I will pick this kusoge up for Doctor Daisy
I want to give Dr. Rosalina the Dr. Dick
its free and not that bad
you don't get to bring friends
when is my boy wario gonna be available? i'm stuck with doc peach right now
>Rosalina's doctor outfit is literally just her normal look plus a doctor's coat with frills
>He didn't choose the Chad Bowser
How is this game?
Decent but until they add the rest of the cast it's 7/10
So how do I get my favorite character if I want someone specific?
>needs more than Peach
>Wears a Lab Coat over her original dress
I'm not angry, just really really disappointed
It's a gatcha with 2% of rate
I just want wario but who knows when they are going to add them,they are on the game already,why it's taking so long?
Peach trivializes the majority of levels, them other shits that are coming to the game better have good abilities
man fuck this game I dropped $500 all I got was luigi
Real talk, Bowser's vest is classy as fuck
How do I know when I've been given a character? I see doctor Mario on stage one
who needs doctors when you have all these schrooms?
Throwing on a white coat and a stethoscope doesn't make you a fucking medical professional. When did these princesses go through med school? Is Nintendo not going to go into the backstory of how these princesses got their medical license?
a princess can be a doctor
You do realize nurse peach had existed for nearly 3 decades right?
Oh yeah? I hope Nurse Peach fingers your asshole to check for prostate cancer. Faggot.
a nurse is not a doctor
Careful. Wishing cancer on others can easily backfire on you asshole.
Behind the scenes character development post melee
>complains about this but not the babies becoming doctors
>Wishing for others to get checked for cancer is wishing cancer on others
You’re told with fanfare
Not user but I'd love Dr Peach to finger my asshole
>Dr. Daisy will never milk a sperm sample out of you while grinning smugly
haha what would it be like to have your penis examined by dr. baby peach?
would you let her smash your nuts?
I want her to give me a prostate exam.
>Dr. takes sperm sample by force
we need more playable Peach
Mushroom Kingdom Warriors fuckin when
They both look fucking stupid and I'm a huge Rosa/Daisyfag
That's fine, they're just playing Doctor
Dr.Mario isn't even a medical professional user.
is that not normal? it's happens to me every time I go
>Daisy gets a new outfit (even though it's basically a recolor of Peach's)
>Rosalina's is just her gown with a lab coat slapped over it
Come on, Nintendo.
Miyamoto has confirmed that Mario isn't a legitimate doctor
>implying it's not
>No Dr. Ashley
I wish Nintendo would stop ignoring WarioWare in the cameo games.
give me my suppository mommy rosalina
she cant just take it off, theres a whole universe in her undergarments
She can and has.
That's just the same dress shrunk when she went into the washing machine to clean it
Uhm, women can only be nurses, user. Men are doctors.
All of the day bro
Rosalina is propably a better doctor regardless because of her space magic
Reminder Dr. Metal Mario has happened before.
Miyamoto didn't make Dr. Mario though.
Post all datamined doctors pls
Also, Rosa only put a doctor gown and a whatevertheycallthatthing
Daisy is wearing a full outfit
In the Mario world, Viruses and diseases work differently.
Tossing pills at them is the way to defeat them, and that's the only thing Doctors do in the Mario world. Which explains why everyone is suddendly a doctor. But making Jr and the fucking Babies Doctors too? Come on Ninty, that's legit money eating
I need more fanmade Keyblade designs like that one
You're a big girl.
she got tired of being a princess so she went to medschool
I want Dr Rosalina to check my prostate and kiss my booboos better!
why did they do Daisy's design dirty like this? She should be a sexy nurse
She is
>nurse
you sexist fuck she's a full doctor
God I want her to check my Adult circumcision and take care of it
>female
>"""""""""""""""""doctors"""""""""""""""""
Might as well just lay down and die
They should have been nurses
>expecting any less for a literal peach recolor
To be fair Doctors in Mario just throw pills at shit
For me, it's Dr. Piccolo.
>Always preferred Rosalina
>All this new Daisy art spawning from Smash is starting to turn me over
I'M TRYING TO STAY FAITHFUL, GODDAMMIT
Don't be a slut.
>always fap to Peach
>as time passes i more and more realize how boring she is even compared to the other princesses
For me it's Dr. Baby Daisy
All you ah e to do is realize the hair on daisys head is just a mustache
So where are you now? I'm at Stage 159 but I'm already getting bored.
Daisy is a literal Peach recolor and still has a new outfit
Started when i saw this thread so not far
That's kinda hot
in the 135ish range. I'm not bored, just angry so I uninstalled it last night. It is very VERY monetized and it bothers me. To be clear, i never spent a dime on it, but man it really pushes you to spend money. There were certain levels that are downright impossible without spending money or getting REALLY REALLY lucky dropping gold on a random bonus that helps you get through. I'm not talking about challenging because I love a good challenge. Some shit in here is just downright stacked against you which is just bullshit.
[Spoiler] her hair probably smells nice
So it's like Nyet III where it's absolutely impossible to get past certain levels without powerups, except the powerups are locked behind microtransactions?
>Go to the doctor because you need to get your ass checked
>It’s a fucking baby
Which character in the cast is most likely to be an actual doctor?
I recall only getting stuck in two levels for like two whole days each one, where in the first I finally ended using the free power up the game gives you at the beginning. You don't need to spend money at all, but I can agree sometimes the game just fucks you up hard such like having only one virus left and not giving you a single capsule of that color.
Nah, I reached 159 just fine except for those two incredibly stupid levels. Is too reliant on luck when few viruses are left but is not so bad. Still a very fun game but you gotta be patient and use every single capsule smartly, like for example using one single double color capsule to break a row of frozen viruses twice, or leaving a capsule slowly falling to see if you get the colors you need before grabbing it. It is way more active than you'd expect.
Yep. You can get past some of them, with luck. But again they get you. You only have so many "plays" to use. Playing a level takes up a heart, and you have limited hearts. So if your luck ends up being shit you run out of trys and have to either pony up or wait for your hearts to refresh to try again. Everything is built around trying to get you to spend more money.
I feel as though they underthought the ladies' outfits. Daisy would be more of a trousers woman, IMO, and Rosalina would be wearing something more practical.
Waluigi
It gets REALLY fucking stupid on the time lock levels. Some are straight impossible to beat without using a power up of some sort.
Just be glad they aren't just wearing their normal clothes with a bag draped over like several of these guys
I mean I get it. It is a free game, and they need to make money. But there comes a point where it gets ridiculous. This game gets there really fast.
Dr. Wario is the kind of doctor who happily takes "donations" from big companies to shill expensive pills. 90% of his patients are addicted to opioids.
Refilling hearts only takes half an hour, I just go do something else and when I remember I already have two or three ready. Is not so bad, is not like there's a time limit.
Oh yes, Challenge Stages can fuck off for all I care. I have only beaten the first two from the first world, they're on a whole new level of bullshit.
Careful with that thing Dr baby peach
I got 2 hearts in stage 1c and it's the last one I need to complete the first level and do the bonus but it's so bullshit
Dr Baby Daisy is stupid cute!
It's Take Your Past Self To Work Day.
Just leave them for later. I'm beating the whole game and when I'm done I'll go back to 3 star the stages I couldn't and tackle the challenges.
I mean I'm already on stage 5 there isn't much game left
That's literally what Dr. Rosalina is, though. Just her normal dress with a lab coat on top.
Why does Baby peach have no eyelashes? How do I know she's not a boy?
That's fair I just didn't want you lumping my girl Daisy in with that
That's weird in the headshot she does have eyelashes. Maybe it's just a misplaced texture
>Dr. Daisy doesn't get an alternate hair style.
>get dr Ludwig at the end of world 1
>his ability clears 10 blocks of ice or eliminates one virus if there isn't any ice
>he also has stupidly high defense for versus mode
I've gotten a couple other doctors but they're all shit compared to him
What the hell does King Bob-omb do?
I have him and Dr. Bowser Jr. who is the same thing with Bubbles, but what I hate is later the campaign introduces even icier ice and bubblier bubbles that take multiple uses of their specials to break.
>doctor
>greatests musician
Who can surpass this nigga?
As much as I love Toadette in vs few things are better than just clearing horizontal lines with bowser
Sweet mercy my dick
Stage: 5% chance to remove 2 viruses at the start.
Versus: 4% chance of sending an extra row when you attack
>no Dr. Pauline
>no Dr. Cappy
thank you kind sir
Source of these images?
Why do people think Mario and co go to medical school and learn to become doctors? When has Mario ever been about that. He probably just eats a doctor mushroom and is suddenly wearing a coat and can throw pills.
I don't think either of these women have ever been to medical school.
It's mobile they will have everything eventually. Expect Dr Metal Mario and Dr Cat Peach and Dr Wedding Bikini Daisy
Rosie is a friggin celestial being she already knows enough to graduate automatically
According to Mario and Smash lore.
>Mario and Dr. Mario are different individuals
>Dr. Mario its a unlicensed doctor
STOP!
Babies can't be doctors!
I need bikini Daisy in my life
It's probably a double cherry gone wrong
OH SHIT DR. AMIGO, LOOK, ITS LA INFLUENZA
I'd fuck Dr. Baby Peach.
Seize
I want Dr. Baby Peach to stick that inside of me!
Autists like you should be made into eunuchs.
Thanks
>instead of other characters like Dixie Kong or Pauline we get the babies
These are probably mostly imported from Mario kart I would assume
I know this was made as a joke, but I seriously hope you guys don't actually believe blue-collared workers can't be doctor-tier professionals.
I live in a country where a janitor passed the bar exam out of sheer hard work
Girls love the babies dude. They want those lady whales to play too
>no Dr. Pauline
>no Dr. Cappy
>no Dr. Broodals
>no Dr. K. Rool
>no Dr. Dry Bowser
>but we got the babies
Stop, my penis can only get so erect
Same!
Good
>no Dr. Goomba or any smaller enemy cause they're assistants instead
>but babies are full Doctors
>no dr. funky kong
Goomba have no arms
How sentient are even goombas? They just bite and thats pretty much all they do
yeah, but she also has a clipboard, faggot.
checkmate
Didn't stop them in Super Mario Party.
I of course accept DK as a Mario character, but shouldn't Diddy strictly be part of Donkey's universe? DK himself is quite different depending on whether he's a Mario character (goofy villain with no real cruel intent), or his own DKC series (straight up hero).
I hate this stage so much.
He may have, but he spent more than one year on it.
"""Dr.""" Mario "Mengele" can't keep getting away with it.
One of my favorite parts of that mixed bag of a game. Half of the interactions he has are zero effort, he doesn't even use his mouth to hold things they just hover near him, but I still love him playing as him.
Did you just gender a mushroom?
D K
DOCTOR KONG
You know you can keep working as a Plumber while you're geting your degree right?
Cute.
Mushrooms are phallic.
You're phallic
Thank you.
>Here's a Hammer to help you with this tough stage
>hits a cage
Dr. K. Rool could just be Baron K. Roolenstein
>>Mario and Dr. Mario are different individuals
No they aren't retard, the Melee trophy descriptions never stated this
nice
Thanks doc
Why does Daisy have such an ugly face?
>stuck on level 96 for almost an entire day
... i just don't have enough pills to finish this bitch
She's obese.
Because she's not.
Because she's fat.
>forced
shitty graphics
It's an F2P phone game, what are you expecting?
>playing versuses as bowser
>learn his broken virus clear then attack strat
I only chose him because he look the best for the stages but he’s too cheap for wins as long as the fucking controls and lag not fuck me over
better graphics
>sharp
>colorful
>happy
simple doesnt equal shitty you fucking spaz
what do you want? raytraced 4k models with 120hz animations?
Console game
>Game freaks' looks like shit
>Mario stuff looks pretty good
Phone game
>Game Freaks' looks good
>Mario is shit
>no Dr.Amigo
One job nintendo
>get to that stage just now
>always some reason it won't let me actually clear it
>usually only need one half pill
>out of hearts
Same dude
>sharp
>colorful
>happy
you sound like a fucking faggot and yes, I want raytraced 4k models with more than 120hz animations.
GameFreak is not in charge of Masters, DeNA is.
okay turn your head and cough
And so is Dr. Mario World. It seems like they're reusing assets from Mario Kart 8 and Mario Party 10 in this one.
>dr rosalina
>dress brushing all over dirty floor with puke, blood, and excrement
>only 1 eye to diagnose with
>attached to dumb star rod that won't cure anything
>meanwhile dr daisy is ready for action
>gallore of green pills in the last 10 ones when no more green viruses are around
>the floatie ones hiding between the two highest unbreakable blocks
>Toad gives me another free hammer and it hits the cage AGAIN
I'm fucking pissed off right now.
>Knight Princess Peach
To think that this was almost a reality. I cursed Nintendo for that day.