DONALD, DON'T!

KH3 was one of the biggest disappointments of my lifetime. MGSV is close. Why the fuck do I even bother with sequels at this point they are always disappointing as fuck and trailers are a goddamn scam.

I SAID STOP MICKEY

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lol no it wasn't. You're full of bullshit.

does anybody of any creed, race or religious doctrine take the Kingdom Hearts lore or story seriously? As much as i love the games it's hard to take the story seriously when you characters like Mickie Mouse and Goofy narrate or have some emotional anime-like moment.

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I see absolutely no problem with this.
My boy Donald Duck deserves to be this overpowered, fuck anyone who disagree.

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Better than finding out you have testical cancer though right

IM BLONNA BLAY IT GOOFY
NI-

2FM>3>1FM>BBS>The rest

3FM or whatever that DLC is called has the chance to be amazing if they dont fuck it up

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Testicular, pardon my error haha.
Thanks,
-Matt

Were cartoons like these made before we knew what Hitler had done? If so, how long until they tried sweeping them under the rug

Post more of these

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It was propaganda. It ends with Donald waking up glad he's American and not German.

Based.

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>Bahamut
>the strongest
He's not even the strongest in any single game let alone the entire franchise

Fuhrer's face is a very catchy song by the way. You might get in trouble if someone hears you singing it.

You're forgetting the fact that Flare in Kingdom Hearts isn't a massive nuke, but just firing some bottle rockets at the enemy

ill take trannies walking around than getting gassed in a concentration camp cause i bumped into a nazi soldier thank you very much

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This was the peak of KH3.

>FF14, the original

Your words come from fear. You seek refuge, but no one will be spared his wrath.

Ahhm gawwna sei it gewwfy. Ahhm gawwna sei de Ewn wword

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I’d squeeze Donald’s butt

I just purchased Kingdom Hearts 3 for $20 from Amazon. Am I in for Buyers Remorse? I have $10 left in my checking account now

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Fuck Eraqus was a hypocrite. He did to Terra what Xehanort did to Terra but no-one has an issue with it.
Was Eraqus just planning to bodyjack Terra all along and then breed himself with Aqua to create a kid that was retarded strong and magical so that he could have a harder, better, faster, stronger body every time the current one got old?

Cyber 8 dondel dok

KH3 is unironically kino.

>buying vidya when have no money to eat
At least buy a good game

imagine his powerlevel with pants

no idea, if I was him my plan would stop at the "breeding Aqua" stage

PLAY

ON

CRITICAL

Then its great

Like he'd need to hijack Terra's body to fuck Aqua when he could just skip to phase 2.

But user, Eraqus genetics are terrible compared to Terra's. E-dawg is obviously aware of this and knows to bodyjack Terra so that any future bodies Terra/Aqua's line produced will be Keyblade Ubermensch.

Really? I mean from what I seen and heard there are

(No Final Fantasy Characters at ALL, Frozen world *hated that movie*, and walking advert for Disney.)

So you are saying that KH 3 isn't a good game and I should have Buyers Remorse right now.

Will do so on Stream probebly. I played 1 and 2 on the hardest difficulty on PS2. So I guess we see how it goes.

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Terra lets him you retard. It's why he smiles and then begins glowing. It's not like Xehanort were he got so angry he reanimated his armor to kick his ass.

>He did to Terra what Xehanort did to Terra but no-one has an issue with it.
Nah, more like he did to Terra what Ventus did to Sora, only without asking.

Do you even play FFXIV? Several primals predate Bahamut and are much more powerful than him like Alexander, Shinryu, Zodiark and Hydaelyn

>Terra lets him you retard.
I'd let some guy who raised me take over my body too since I was raised to trust him implicitly whether or not I have the context to truly make the decision whether or not Eraqus being inside my body was a good idea.
Eraqus is playing the long game, user. By raising Terra he removes any trust barriers and can control how he gets raised.

I do. I just take what I'm given about the world, and percieve it very strictly to what I'm told/given. Donald and Goofy existing alongside Final Fantasy characters doesn't irk me like so many others because in the context of Kingdom Hearts (and Kingdom Hearts alone) it makes sense. There's nothing to say they can't coexist, and the many worlds prove that there exists very disparate aesthetics.

From an outsider's perspective, it's fucking ridiculous and good for a laugh, but I like to enjoy the stories and am willing to suspend my disbelief so long as the writing, world, and characters don't contradict themselves.

Should have waited for ReMind bundle

>No misrepresented FF characters
Damn. I was hoping to see more AC Cloud.

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Man this fucking sucks. I been hearing that Sony is going to give PS+ users KH3 to download in December.

K E K
Based Lumiere

Also
>Sora
>A gypsy
Like, Frollo, fuck you man. You're the reason for which people don't go to church, man

I never got messages like this, it's so fucking obvious they are shitting on nazis and donald duck is in stinky marsh hell aka germany.

Isnt Midgardsormr stronger?

Sadly enough KH3 is one of the better games to come out in this shit generation

You don't mess with the Clan McDuck.

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He's obviously talking about Binding Coil 13 Savage when it was new.

Lorewise though he's never been the strongest primal since Hydaelyn and Zodiark have been a thing since 1.0

>willing to suspend my disbelief so long as the writing, world, and characters don't contradict themselves.

>Ansem wants to destroy the world
>j/k Xehanort took Ansem's name

>Nobodies don't have hearts
>j/k They can make hearts

>Xigbar isn't a keyblade wielder
>j/k he gave Master Xehanort the No Heart keyblade
I mean, I like the game, but how?

gyahuck, say Mickey, wanna join antifa with me?

That seems like some dimensional breaking shit right there.

Mickey- Centrist Libertarian Capitalist
Goofy- Anti Fascist Collectivist Anarchist
Donald- Hardcore NeoNazi

>DUDE ITS THE SUPER BESTEST ABILITY EVER ITS ONE HUNDRED MILLION BILLION INFINITY PLUS ONE TIMES BETTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE
>it's just a mediocre laserbeam
lmao

Niggaflare!

Are Goofy's two teeth for attacking and biting? Because they aren't doing shit for eating.

>tfw Disney will never hire the Frollo and Gaston youtube guy to write The next Kingdom Heart game

Yet it unwittingly provides a bit of subversive subtext when it compares the Statue of Liberty's outline to a Nazi salute. Donald even does one out of fear until he realises he's not in 'Nazi-Land' anymore, but in the equally imperialist regime he truly belongs in.

Goofy is NOT a socialist nor an anarchist by any stretch of the imagination. Not only does he have a stereotypically middle-class lifestyle, he clearly views himself as a master to Pluto, even though Pluto is just as intelligent but simply cannot talk.

やめろください!あなたのおチンチンは大きいですね!

The Shorts painted Goofy as a suffering cog in the wheel of Middle America stuck with a wife who cheats on him with the milkman (For real) and a disobedient son. One day he'll snap and shoot up his workplace.

Do you like the series? You'll probably disappointed. If you don't have any expectations either way it'll just feel mediocre.

Wait a minute...if you throw a door into a dimension...and then throw that dimensions's door into another dimension...what happens to the dimensions? Do they make a fractal? Is it telescopic?

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*Tranny gets you unpersoned and blacklisted for not referring to them as xe or xer

I honestly thought this was a simple KH thread when I saw it this morning.

Now I see your true game, you sly cretin.

The doors are all connected to the human world so I guess he just stays in that one place where they first threw him and they just wasted a bunch of doors.

>"Tsk tsk! We should be nice to orphan Scrooge."
I kept reading the same panel over and over again, Don Rosa is a great artist and his attention to detail is amazing.

BEACHTUNG
FUCK GOOFY
FUCK PLUTO
FUCK DAISY
FUCK MICKEY
FUCK SCROUGE
FUCK HUEY, DEWEY, LOUIE
FUCK CINDERELLA
FUCK AREIL
FUCK POCAHONTAS
FUCK SNOW WHITE
FUCK ALL 7 DWARVES
FUCK ALADDIN
FUCK BELLE
FUCK THE BEAST
AND FUCK JANNIES

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Because I didn't treat every entry in the series as singular but like chapters in a book. And nothing that you listed really contradicts itself when those were nothing more than misconceptions on both our and the characters' parts.

>fuck daisy
>fuck ariel
don't mind if I do.

The entirety of the Keyblade Graveyard segment was fucking stupid.

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From 3 or other game? Because half of this franchise includes that shitplace in some way or another

Is this game made for kids? Because it certainly does look like it.

3. BBS was okay, but 3 had completely fucking idiotic pacing. It felt like a lizard directed that segment, no human tells a story like that.

Sir, this is a Disneyland.

If there is a single way I would want to die it's to be killed by an angry donald duck clobbering the shit out of me while calling me a nigger in duck speak.

Literally a game about playing through Disney movies. Of course it's for kids.

Which child had vanitas thrown into their room

No one cares about what you think kike

That's pretty funny though.

Nah it was the best part of the game.

Sorry Nomura didn't confirm your shitty headcanno

I thought I'd had a stroke or the game glitched when they played the exact same scene over twice.

>no human tell a story like that
Well of course, this is a Nomura game remember?

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>KH story in a nutshell

>press triangle to Sora
>the Aqua fight
>the entire keyblade graveyard section
>the entire Scala section
what a ride

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>3 had completely fucking idiotic pacing
this was because its the first game to not have revisits for the Disney worlds. as a result, all the OC stuff happened at once as opposed to being broken up by the 2nd visit. it would be like if KH2 went straight from 1000 Heartless to TWTNW

>what a ride
That's what Nomura thought when he chose to put all those attraction flows in the game.

OH FUCK DONALD'S GONNA DO IT
HE'S GONNA SAY THE N WORD

For the "destined place" I thought the keyblade graveyard was some boring ass shit. Fucking TWTNW was the coolest shit ever and now we have a bunch of rocks and the same fucking ground everywhere. They should've just had the last stretch take place in Scala ad Caelum and just made up some bullshit about how they needed to be teleported there

I know people like it but common, this is too corny and cringy. I get there are those who like it but this is as plastic this genre gets.

Take all the "cringiest" scenes in the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise and it would never add up to the amount of cringe in any given line of dialogue in Hollywood films (particular superhero movies) or AAA western games like God of War 2018.

cringe

cringe

cringe

QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
NIGGA FLARE

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Just try and stop me, fucker

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cringe

Gun Wizards!

cringe

cringe

Based user. Anyone who tries to say otherwise either has shit taste or tries to justify how long they've waited for it

>inb4 Barry

Eh, it was a 7/10, not shit by any means but definitely not amazing.

Does anyone have the smash bros edit of this?

It's pretty hard to imagine Goofy getting as homicidally mad as Donald. Then again, it's always the quiet ones who break down the loudest.

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what movies have you been watching? rated PG movies because you couldnt handle PG13 movies.

>Who else will I have Ice cream with
>I'm you... No, I'm me. "I'm me" he says
>You're the real sham. I guess I am. The biggest nobody of them all
>Kairi's... Inside me?
>King Mickey told us that Ventus never recovered from Vanitas
>I know now that I don't need a Keyblade. I have something better: My heart
>
You sure about that?

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KH3 is $20 now on amazon. Is it worth a shot for a guy who only ever played KH1? I'm not too worried about being lost in the story, I just want to know if the gameplay is good enough

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>i am groot

I still can't believe Nomura just straight up ignored this line in 3. What the fuck was the point of Xehanort putting his heart in people if they were all going to betray him?

It's alright, but if you only care about gameplay, you'd be better off getting either one of the I.5+II.5 or the Story So Far collections so you can play KH2

pretty sure this issue alone made scrooge a giant hit for the newest generations

Speaking of ice cream, I wish sea-salt flavour was more popular worldwide. I tried some in Tokyo Disneyland and it was exquisite.

In the context of KH those doors just lead to other worlds.

Unironically better than what we got.

They're all connected to the same world, but the logic is this way even if he can somehow get back through the door using magic, he has to do it like half a dozen times, which costs time and mana. And the last door was shredded.

So is 2 still better than three? Did three get rid of all of those styles and transformations that 2s combat had?

Im right there with you man... Kh1 and 2 had so much magic to them when i was younger, i waited 12 years for that fucking game and it killed whatever youthful spirit i was keeping alive for it

never played any kingdom hearts games but these screenshots are pure unfiltered cringe. It's worse than ffx2.

If you look closely, it seems as though he gets thrown through banishment doors like the one in the Himalayas from the movie.

i still don't have the slightest clue just what the fuck kingdom hearts is meant to be about and why people like it so much, but at least the out-of-context screenshots give me a chuckle.

It's essentially Disney x Final Fantasy except the Final Fantasy characters are confined to one or two worlds and usually heavily changed.
So more like Disney x Nomura.

>Is it worth a shot for a guy who only ever played KH1?
Unironically, no.
KH1 stands on it's own, KH3 is tightly integrated into the mythology of the series, if you don't know or care about Organization XIII and all of Xehanort's shenanigans then you won't be able to understand or care about what's going on.
And contrary to what some will sell you, the storybook recaps you can read in the menu are not an adequate substitute.

>he just ignored it
It was the central plot of the game. There is shitposting and then there is making up shit to shitpost about

>le epic
No, if that were the actual plot you'd still be on your counter-culture high shitting on the game while saying some Yea Forums post about "what if the game was like (how kh3 in in reality)" and how that wouldnt been better

>just picked up game on Monday
>start on Proud because trophies aren't tied to difficulty
>game is basically "Press Triangle to win"
>only FF repesentation is Moogle shops and the occasional namedrop
Why

but... why? why make a jrpg about disney? none of it makes sense to me.

And they stop existing after 2.

>Dimension

They all lead to kid's rooms. They only work when put into the special machine.

Nomura didn't really want to make KH3.

I'm amazed nobody's posted this one yet

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I got that impression while playing it, the game is as cutscene-heavy as a typical MGS too.

Gummi ship sections are fun though.

>tfw lived long enough to see the Kingdom Hearts franchise crash and burn
lel

>It was the central plot of the game.
>aren't you scared of becoming someone else?
>everyone remains themselves regardless and doublecross Xehanort at every turn
Did you play the games or do you just enjoy sucking dick?

Because why not?
To put it another way, Nomura is a madman

Yeah, now we World Ends With You.
Which is why I corrected it to "Disney x Nomura"

>One line from one character with speaking problems is cringier than the entirety of KH

KH1 was released in 2001. This was the tail end of the Disney renaissance, and FF was THE JRPG series that outshone almost everything else. Someone thought, "Hey, what happens if we combined them into one super-game?"

>It was the central plot of the game.
It really, REALLY wasn't
Norting turned out to be literally meaningless, it didn't give him control over them or make them take on aspects of his personality or anything.
They weren't 'Half-Xehanort', they just got yellow eyes.

He said he'd make them pay

>Did three get rid of all of those styles and transformations that 2s combat had?
3 has it's own versions of those things, but they arguably aren't as well implemented. 3 also is just kind of sloppier in general; most of the combat on a normal playthrough will revolve around using the massive AoE nukes that the game hands you for free without much thought behind it. The bosses and enemies in 3 aren't as good as in 2 and they don't feel so tightly designed for Sora's basic moveset, so even if you try to ignore the spammy special attacks the game gives you, you still won't have as good of a time with the basic combat. If you're buying the HD collections, then 2 also has the benefit of being an extremely upgraded Final Mix version, with a ton of extra content and challenges that 3 can't match at all. DLC might address that down the line, but right now there isn't anything there to compare to the offerings you get in KH2FM.

3 does have 2 beat pretty solidly in the world/exploration side of things, if you care about that, but as far as combat goes 2 is far and away the best

unironicly kino
Donald duck is the strongest anime character in game history

>I never got messages like this
They're posted by retards. There are a ton of literal retards on Yea Forums

Thanks bro, sounds like the series isn't worth getting back into since it's basically always been a clusterfuck. I might see if I can get 2 hd for cheap somewhere.

Where the FUCK is the Wilford/Last Story, and is it weird that I'm unironically excited for that?

Because at some point a Disney exec and a Square exec happened to be together in a room, they realized they both really liked money and thought of a way to make money for both.

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so based

Fixed

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t. braindead weeb

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hahahaha holy shit
extra hilarious with that constantly vacant look on minnie

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What went wrong?

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>Capitalism=Christian values
So Nine Inch Nails is also christian values?

>Xbox

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Xbox owners don't have access to the previous titles that explain the story. Of course their scores will be lower.

>Go into a 10 game series with no context
>Wtf this game sucks
This was pretty common for PS4 reviews too, and a few were done for clickbait.

Having all that doesn't really help much when 3 just throws it all out the window so it can move on to sucking off the mobage and setting up 4.

Who's that supposed to be? I can't tell.

Yeah but it's true that Xbox-only's got the short end of the stick when it comes to KH3.

this is just bullshit made up by KHfags btw

>Cherrypicking
>Still barely an 80 in both user and critic score
The Xbox verison is more accurate anyway.

the whole episode is a donald duck nightmare...one out of context screencap looks bad but its a parody

I still don't understand why the collections never came to the bone, are they under some sort of contract with Sony?

Wouldn't shock me honestly.

What the mouse wants... The mouse gets

China is more ruthlessly capitalist than basically anywhere in the world, only with them there isn't even the pretense that it should somehow serve the general welfare of the people

ZE FURHUR SAISSS, HES GOT ZE MASTUR RACE!
AHHPSSCHHH *SPIT*
AAA-PPLLLHHH *SPIT*
RIGHT IN THE FURHURS FACE!

honestly was stuck In my head as soon as I saw the image.

Kek

The game is worth at least $10 probably $20 maybe $30
But you have very poor money management skills

you're just joking right

so
DON'TALD?

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>doesnt drain hp
>doesnt remove all status effects
>doesnt even have invulnerability until you reveal its true form
Flare is just a shit damage spell, user

Awful joke, you don't deserve to post Carlos. Delete all his pictures you own and fuck off.

C U C K E D AGAIN!!1

dilate

HOW can one man be so based

don't force it, newfriend

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See

>strongest summon in the entire final fantasy franchise
jobs to alexander in final fantasy 9

Seifer is based y'know?

>does anybody of any creed, race or religious doctrine take the Kingdom Hearts lore or story seriously?
I mean, yeah. I don't like, make a ton of fan theories and hang out in discord servers discussing it or anything, but I do pay attention to the lore and I'm interested where it's going. The mobile game stuff is legitimately some of the more interesting lore the series has put forward, in my opinion
>As much as i love the games it's hard to take the story seriously when you characters like Mickie Mouse and Goofy narrate or have some emotional anime-like moment.
That's one of my favorite aspects of the series to be honest, how they actually incorporate the Disney characters into the plot

Lol, he really got to you didnt he

>First-party Disney worlds like Tangled and Frozen are pretty much bit-by-bit remakes of their films where the characters do nothing out of their plot. Even the Big Hero 6 one feels more like an episode of the show guest starring Sora for the most part.
>Meanwhile with Pixar and Pirates the characters actually stand up to the Organization and aid the world end-fights against Heartless and Unversed.
What did they mean by this?

So redpilled.

I don't have enough dicks to fuck them all

The creative staffs behind the various movie were more or less ok with the KH team doing something with the source material.
In the case of Tangled, they have a canon TV series that follows the events of the movie, so they probably didn't wanna mess up that timeline too much. And with Frozen, I mean Frozen 2 got announced like weeks after KH3.

Is KH3 meta-commentary about the Walt Disney company itself?
Is the entire franchise meta-commentary seeing it starts out with a magical and shit (KH1/Golden Age of Disney) but then as it went on became shit and a shell of itself?

Though at least Disney had their 90s renaissance that made them good again, as opposed to KH that's permanently fucked.

KH is the most retarded shit

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At least the first game had charm to it. Before the series became a convoluted shounen-lite fuckfest with wanking to whatever Disney IPs are relevant at the time.

>bahamut flares
>nuke the planet

>donald flares
>literal faggy fireworks

ok

YEETUS VANITAS

>all the team working on ffvs13

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Fuck off Carlos

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アノン君が変態したいですね

that's why he's so powerful, no restraints

>Have to play 10 games for a game to be good

>jump in a decade and a half long series in the latest entry
>wtf why don't I understand what's going on?

>Look at thoses things, they are bad
But why? Explain why? Why is bad some tranny or faggot? Why is bad a nigger fucking a white woman? Why is bad two girls drinking alcohol?
I don’t see nothing wrong

>Implying that America was the one that needed saving

Is this supposed to be anything other than cool? I liked that goofy and donald got more shit done in the story and were actually more useful in gameplay. Reminded me of KH1.

lmao kh sucks donkey balls

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Sucks it wasn’t Riku and Kairi who fought beside you in the final battle against ‘nort but that wouldn’t be fair to the shitty one-note characters who should’ve continued fucking off after their respective games.

Reminder that Goofy took a fucking boulder to the head and still manage to survive and fight 1000 heartless. Goofy is just as OP as Donald when it comes to physical attacks.

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>アノン

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I mean they introduced two extra party slots and then never fucking used it for the endgame at all besides Roxas tagging in.

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>they introduced two extra party slots
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT IF THEY WEREN'T GOING TO USE IT WHERE IT MATTERED?

ha ha yes good work Donald. HOWEVER

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not him but outside mainland China, they're ruthless in jewing out every places legal for them to jew.

>has never watched monsters inc
tragic, really

For what purpose
Why the fuck is Donald Duck that fucking strong

>broken English
Hello Muhammad!

To make the autistic manchildren that have somehow been obsessed with kingdom hearts for the past 15 years happy because their le funny talk disney duck is LIKE SO POWERFUL
Whole of kh3 is shitty fanfic levels of dumb

>Were cartoons like these made before we knew what Trump had done? If so, how long until they tried sweeping them under the rug

>Really wanted Oswald to appear in a KH game.
>Even if he'd got in, Nomura would probably shoehorn him into the main cast as yet another pointless throwaway character who should've pissed off after his appearance.
At least he's supposedly getting a new show on Disney+.

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post more memes

Because hes ugly and fat and he thinks if Hitler won hed be treated like a king when in reality he woukd have been gassed with the rest of em

DONALD! DON' T USE THAT POWERFUL SPELL YOU NEVER USED BEFORE IN THIS FRANCHISE! NOOOOOO!

hitler did nothing wrong you faggot

Back to /pol/ cringy incel.

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dilate furfaggot

I’m cool with that. TWEWY was great and it’d be fun to see the characters again.

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They were made after he expelled the j*wish banks and moved from the gold standard, his greatest crime yes.

You didn't play the Final Remix, did you.

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This is out of context. Anti Nazi shit during the war. But Disney himself was a Nazi sympathizer. A surviving SS officer Mickey Mouse watch is worth millions.

Pants are designed to restrict your power level, you should see how powerful he is when he takes his shirt off too.

Imagine being a kid trying to get some sleep and you have a fucking door thrown into your room.

was KH3 good? I only heard Yea Forums bitching about it, but it looks like a good sequel.

It's not a waste, it covers the tracks and gives them time to prepare. Assuming he finds a way to go back through the door through magic, he comes into another Earth room and not the Monsters Inc building, and repeats this several times before realizing the final door doesn't even exist anymore, wasting his time and mana and giving Sora and friends extra time to prepare before he find them again later.

I haven’t but I’ve heard what happens. Neku needs a fucking break, man.

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Then why would you want them to come to KH where Nomura will continue writing trash like that?

You do realize corridors of darkness lead wherever the fuck you want, right?

Did he write A New Day, though?

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I want Scrooge McDuck to go Old King Doran at Sora & Co. and be Disney's superboss the same way Sephiroth is Square's.

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He had something to do with it.
nintendoeverything.com/world-ends-with-you-devs-on-how-final-remix-came-to-be-more-sequel-talk-other-comments/

I’d give it a 6/10, if only because the lows far outweigh the high moments. Said high moments don’t elevate the score much, because they were all things we knew were going to happen (Ice Cream trio reunite, Return of BBS trio) but they were given all of five minutes after 60+ hours of game build-up.

He was very clearly still hung up on Versus, to the point where he spent more time on the Not-Versus trailer than he did on Roxas coming back

youtube.com/watch?v=7_6mpKet-KI

But how does it actually work? If they disorient him by throwing him like 5 leaps away, can he still reach Monsters Inc's building with a corridor of darkness? Like, does it work relatively where he needs to know where he's going relative to where he currently is? Or just knowing the general location of where he wants to be?

Either way, it served the purpose I stated in the game, so it did something to make him fuck off.

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Pirates world is a fucking shot for shot At Worlds End remake though
Except Beckett is never shown until the end where Sora Donald and Goofy celebrate blowing him the fuck up

Oh they show Beckett in a scene that makes it look like Jack's going to betray everyone, or something like that, but because the retelling is so fucking disjointed 75% of the plot is incomprehensibly mangled and skipped over to massive degrees. I could at least get the gist of the plot with the Tangled world, even for how heavily abridged it was, but Pirates and Frozen were laughably maimed beyond repair.

They didn't disorient shit, all he does is think about where he wants to go and a corridor pops up, he didn't do it because he already had what he wanted and knew following Sora would lead him to Ven.

>Pirates world is a fucking shot for shot At Worlds End remake though
Except the two scenes they show are completely out of context and Sora doesn't interact with the plot in any way because he's busy shoving crabs down his pants.

Look at that form. That commitment to the kick and the height he got. Hayner is about to fucking end that man.

>Larxene suddenly makes a giant maze of ice
>KH fanboys pretend like it was the plan all along and totally not supposed to be Elsa

That last part isn't true though.

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Or Vexen, I'm still mad he and Demyx didn't show up in a single world, not that it matters since all they'd do is spout exposition and poof away but still.

How about the former organization members who just stand around without a single fucking line

I thought Vexen was alright, I liked the idea of him being absolutely fucking mortified at all the shit he did without a heart

>Demyx gets a grand total of one scene where he mostly loops a single animation, and another scene where he delivers replicas to Vexen and then disappears from the plot

They were reserved members

>game spends twenty minutes showing Pete and his mistress running around looking for a box
>this doesn’t change a thing
>namine gets about a minute and thirty seconds devoted to her return and Sora’s promise

calling it right now demyx is MoM. After seeing MoM in the Re:Mind Trailer talking with Young Shithead he will take of the hoodie and say yeah it was me all along.

Kingdom Hearts attracts more autists than fucking Sonic somehow

Christ

It really blows my mind that people unironically chew this shit. It's such a dog shit game, and with the most retarded cast.

>something serious happen, some holy shit battle
>SUDDENLY MICKEY POPS OUTTA NOWHERE
Fuck off. Fuck you, and fuck whoever educated you.

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Literally everyone called this as soon as the game came out and he was confirmed to not be Xigbar

>That whole scene

Man Ansem SoD was just so done with all this stupid Xehanort shit. He was great

>the xehanort squad devotes an entire scene to explaining "oh yeah half of the old organization is super important to the lore of the series and they also have keyblades thats why we brought you back" and then nothing else happens with them

I didn't, it makes no sense. Ienzo literally tells Sora "holy shit that dude was pretty messed up even before we lost our hearts."

But then he jobs to Pence's undefeatable maneuvers

Man, they spent more time setting up new shit than they did giving satisfying conclusions to plot lines a decade in the making

WHEN I WAS

KH3 was an actual 3/10 game

>terrible gameplay
>terrible "story" that doesn't even follow good storytelling structures and stuff just happens to happen, with nothing of value ultimately even happening in the end
>disgusting "fanservice" appealing to the lowest common dominator: autistic fujos, people who like Axel being a nothing character, people who like Roxas circlejerking, and people who aren't even fans of the series
>Worst dialogue and preformances from the VAs in the entire franchise, even worse than BBS and Days
>No post-game content outside of a generic and boring "super boss" who is easy and only has 3-4 moves
>Less content (worlds, keyblades, length, post-game content, etc) than previous titles, including a handheld game and PS2 games even though this is a nextnext gen game releasing for the PS4 and Xbox One
>Game isn't difficult and becomes easier the longer you play and the more you progressed
>Broken as fuck "intentional" mechanics that break open the combat even more nullifying any future challenges that will be introduced via paid DLC
>Needs paid DLC months after release, despite spending 8 years in development, to be a full-game
>Some of the lowest critical ratings for a KH game ever
>THE lowest user score for a KH title ever

Only people defending this game are autistic fanboys who can't cope with the game being worse than they imagined so they pretend like it's the best thing ever released. Or, even worse, feel obligated to be autistic and defend the game just so they don't admit "he" is right. When in actuality most KH3 fangirls you see defending this game agree it's flawed and didn't meet their expectations, but ultimately settling with it being bad due to mental illnesses they suffer with.

>Dies using it
>Doesnt even kill Terranort
Lets just continue ignoring the fact that he didnt even kill Terranort with it, what the game outright states in the synopsis, thats fine.

KH3 is The Last Jedi of the KH franchise.

This isn't even scratching the surface, and I can go on like how this game doesn't have an ending, introduces plotholes, and is constantly sequel baiting the player, but you get the point. KH3 is an unfinished game that failed to meet the basic expectations fans had set; it being good.

>Doesnt even kill Terranort
>the game outright states in the synopsis
Only in your own fanfiction does this happen. Terranort got BTFOd and died by Donald's hands. Almost as pathetic as Vanitas getting BTFOd by Sully.

Compare dev-time/announce-time to release for any game and you might find a slight correlation to quality.

FUCK DARKNESS!
FUCK KEYBLADES!
AND FUCK YOU!
SHIN ZETTAFLARE!

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>KH3 got delayed weeks before release
Somehow people will still argue this game is finished and up to par with not only the rest of the series, but also other PS4/XB1 games.

Reminder he was the only one hit by Terra-Xehanort to get back up and is the reason Donald had time to Zetta Flare

I fucking hate this retarded logic and the fact that every KHnigger now spouts it as some kind of gospel.
Flare isn't that high-level of a spell, especially in the endgame. Even a laye-game enemy uses it it's usually as one if their basic spells.
Furthermore, FF magic =/ KH magic by any stretch of the imagination. Even Sora's -za level is barely comparable to 6's -ga level spells, let alone the kind of things the characrers from 6 can do with those spells.
And finally, that entire seen was complete bullshit even in KH's continuity. In what fucking world is Terranort considered that strong? Aqua beat the shit out of him in BBS effectively by herself, and suddenly nobody can touch him? And even more, Donald is considered absurdly strong for hitting him with a spell that killed him to cast?
It's fucking retarded.

>FF magic =/= KH magic by any stretch of the imagination
This is the reply to the rest of your post.

>In what fucking world is Terranort considered that strong?
None. KH3 just decided to have a "everyone dies" scenario at the end and decided Terranort would be the best to do it for whatever reason. Even more dumb when you take into consideration how this whole thing played out, most character didn't even do anything and those who "died" actually did the most; not to mention the fact that Aqua, Ven, and Sora were all able to easily defeat him 3v2 and Aqua alone with Ven was able to hold off Vanitas and Terranort.

Why Can't Why Can't This Be Donald's Zeta F layer casting animation

Do you have a stroke?

wtf I hate kh now?

KHfags are so pathetic lmao

hitler did everything wrong you fucking idiot
without hitler the jews wouldn't have an excuse to tax us every time we open our mouths

granted they would still do it but they would be more hated in the public eye

he did his best stop bullying him

Also, my name spelled backwards is Dis-

Why did I ever like this series

So of you guys are allright.
Dont come to warner bros studios tomorrow

Why was Sora such a fucking retard in 3D but in 3 he’s back to normal?

The right way to look at this is; “the only thing Hitler did wrong was lose”

>oswald pulling the strings of darkness all along because fuck mickey

>Christian values
Lmfao!!! Is America a traditional catholic monarchy who's king was crowned by the pope, who government governs by traditional catholicism and nothing else? or is America a federal republic, that's ran on democracy, liberalism?

You only use half your brain when you are sleep user

Bitch, Airy casts Zettaflare like it's nothing

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God I miss Hitler.
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Namine mindraped him, he only begins to remember how dumb all this bullshit is near the end of 3

The Pixar worlds were peak soul.

I can't believe Goofy is fucking dead