Game has flying mechanics

these videos confuse me

>game has godmode

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>It has a glued on metal piece to make it look like the hood of a car.
No it doesn't, it's just edited in post.

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Is he alright?

The point he is trying to make is, that flying mechanics allow you to just skip any obstacle and avoid dealing with actual content in favor of gettig around easier.

Though imo flying mechanics are completely ok, IF they are only available very late into the game and the player has already tackled plenty of obstacles etc. and there is an actual purpose to getting around fast now.

He's taking illusion damage so yea, he's good

>magic goop turns him into a skeleton
fuckin terrifying.

A weapon to surpass metal gear.

But... what was the dude in the car ahead doing? the helmet? sticker on window...!?

wait wtf, is this real?

it's fake

I mean he probably burnt himself to shit, but if it was hot enough to melt the muscle off you in a flash, it wouldn't leave the bone fully intact

and you can't use your fucking legs like that with no fucking muscles.

>Game lets you become a war captain

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well obviously it's fake user, there's no way IRL to turn into a spooky skeleton.

>slavshit

Yeah he became half a skeleton after that. Must bem tough for him thought.

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You think you can move your lower part of the skeleton like that without any muscle?

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This Todd looks off

>a fucking ramp

why are bongs so retarded?

you're a fucking retard that is clearly real, I've actually seen people fall in lava so don't go mouthing off about shit you know nothing about you idiot

To make you think the other car was going to do something. Classic twist.

At least they don't have priests bless their tanks, like some subhumans do.

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>imagine seeing that webm and not instantly realize it's a drone
Are you actually this fucking retarded or are you 50 years old? What happened to Yea Forums?

Skeleton pits look fucking brutal.
I thought it's an instant transformation.

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>moving his legs without muscle
Obviously fake

To show that something was going to be blocking the path forward for the Forseable future.

fucking idiot. that man almost drowned in that lava and you're here making light of it

The reflections suggest you are wrong.

>game has rng

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Source?

you retarded

>up, down, L1, R1, L1, right, left, L1, left

Oh shit! This nigga busted a nut!

Is drowning in lava even possible? You would burn to death before you even have a chance to suffocate

This is real btw his name is Grant and he's an amateur volcanologist. He had to get some skin grafts but he survived.

When I said to pump the gas into the car, I didn't mean it like that!

god i love big cloaks, they make everyone look badass

>Thinking priests didn't bless the everliving fuck out of every cape, helmet and sword during the Crusades

low test and low on brains

even the priests know that ramps don't stand a prayer

Beto's election pitch is getting weird

kek

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Lava id liquid rock so its dense as fuck. You would just float on top of it while melting

>during the Crusades
You subhuman retard, are you going to bring up shit that cavemen were doing next?
Being religious in medieval was normal. Being religious in the age of the internet is retarded.

>you can stun enemies

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>child NPCs are invulnerable

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>Being religious in the age of the internet is retarded.
we are worse off because of it. ritual is powerful in that it makes men resilient and strengthen's those with good work ethic

is it being tased or what?

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*tips fedora*

is he having a heart attack or a stroke or?

>*tips fedora* religion may be wrong *tips fedora* but religious propaganda *tips fedora* now this is all 100% truth
Next in: bad times make strong men, fall of the empires and other inane bullshit.

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why do these threads always devolve into gore and snuff shit

>game has a parry mechanic

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Can't really link religion with katana niggers.

He's lyin' down

the fact that men would bless their equipment, means they would be more likely to take care of it, which in turn makes the men and equipment more effective

>game has realistic water mechanics

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It's nerve gas.

seizure

what did he think was going to happen? what a fucking idiot, he basically jumped into concrete ass first

>means they would be more likely to take care of it
Not supported by evidence.
In b4
>but I feel that this is true so this must be true
Religious do all sorts of stupid shit, like praying to virgin mary before attacking a rival gang

Wait, what happened here? Did he hit a rock that was under the surface?

OOF

I love them too. I wish real life let us wore them easily

What are games with big ass cape ?

you would "float" and explode because your body is water and stuff

there was nerve gas in the water

this is bait

he hit the water? do you not understand how water works? if you go into water at a high speed without actually diving, you might as well jump from a building. how old are you?

wtf just happened here. this video made me really anvious.

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>Religious do all sorts of stupid shit, like praying to virgin mary before attacking a rival gang
yeah like meditation before a mentally stressful event is a bad thing. you fedora tippers are brainlets

God what a dumb fuck

At a certain distance, hitting water is like hitting the floor

>anvious
Fucking americans

lyme disease

>believe your god whore is a source of goodness and benevolence
>pray to her for luck at butchering your kind
>totally rational, you have to be a brainlet not to do it!

>Grant and he's an amateur volcanologist.
>He had to get some skin grafts but he survived.
it's all good bro, he's fine, no muscles left, he just needed a skin graft.

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There's surface tension, I get that, but it's not enough to do you any injury. Watch Olympians jumping into water.
This guy wrote that he basically jumped into concrete. So was there a concrete under the water?

>game has buddy system

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mind over matter retard

Fuck, my dad got rocky mountain spotted fever and shit like this happened. Scarred me for life. Ticks are little fucking demons.

>game is repetitive

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Not even him but you really need to be retarded or underage to come up with this response

Might have been drunk or just ignorant to water properties.
People generally don't seem to know how water works.
"Hey water is soft, I can fall from an infinite high and be alright as long as I land in water!"
Jumping from 150 feet (46 metres) or higher on land, and 250 feet (76 metres) or more on water, is 95% to 98% fatal.

But why did that guy put on a helmet and face mask, the fuck was that about?

Jesus fuck you cumguzzlers are really fucking retarded. This is a 18+ site, kiddos.

Real smoothbrain hours

I love this dog. So well trained

>There's surface tension, I get that, but it's not enough to do you any injury. Watch Olympians jumping into water.
imagine being this retarded

theyre just trolling you. obviously water is not like concrete, its a liquid. ever taken a bath? that water was obviously very shallow

the effect of ritual is more important than the story behind it. you're concerned with the story, and not the practical application of mental discipline in the form of religion. it's like choosing not to try something because it has a weird name

Why?
I know you don't have an answer for this because you're just a mad christtard who wants to vent, but I want to put you in an uncomfortable position where it's obvious that you don't know the answer.

>here's a pineapple buddy

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>Watch Olympians jumping into water.
They usually keep that water in motion to break surface tension.

Thank fuck for Alucard in Castlevania 3. You may get the hardest part of the game, but once you get to the castle you can easily skip through A LOT of the bullshit with enough hearts.

>the effect of ritual is more important than the story behind it.
You still have to be a massive retard to do a ritual that contradicts your beliefs and not notice that.
Also, the effect of the ritual may be negative. You don't have data so you're just hoping it will help.

That's actually pretty cool. Wonder how long the training took.

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>game has random encounter

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cunnyfags BTFO

>Also, the effect of the ritual may be negative
based on what? you have to use logic, buddy

This is what videogames do to you. Jesus fucking christ, go do some research you low iq brainlet retard.

>There's surface tension, I get that, but it's not enough to do you any injury. Watch Olympians jumping into water.

Yes, but take a look at how olympians land in the water, they don't land with their backs.
Fill your bathtub with water and smack it with your open palm full force, you will feel it. Then try and stab it with your hand.

Not even, but you clearly have to vent hard.
When you grow up you will see people excusing all the fucked up shit with whatever they can find, it does not matter if its some ancient deity or Great Mom Equality in my manifesto.

stacking multiplier i see

>game has environmental hazard

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r u ok?

>effect can't be negative because I say so
>I don't have any data but "le think about it le logically xD"

Thanks for confirming you have no answer.
I accept your surrender.
Next time wipe the foam from your mouth and take 10 deep breaths before making a reply to avoid revealing your salt and rage.

>game has a karma system

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this is what playing gta does to you

Imagine if we had cameras installed during the industrial revolutions of all countries.

Goddamn it would be a bloodbath.

>I don't have any data but "le think about it le logically xD
prayer is simply a form of meditation. you are arguing that meditation has negative effects

holy shit, this freaked me out!

China is just like a constantly looping, never ending scene from "faces of death".