Preorder bonus thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=wowG-pr71y8
>oh yeah, that happened

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Holy shit those look fucking GOOD as fuck. Do you think their abilities actually work on your thumb like that?

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Don't forget the Captain Marvel Coming To Theaters Soon figure.

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classic

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>pass out 'Survival Kits' as a preorder bonus
>kits consist of a soda, some door hangers, and a roll of toilet paper

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What were you expecting, one of those 2 dollar chink kits with a few matches and a safety pin?

>tfw missed out on 200 potions

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I remember the drama with this, some PR agent said they changed the fabric to save money and then there was a crazy amount of damage control over it.

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Don't make that mistake again, man. Better make sure to buy SWSH digitally to get your 12 Quick Balls.

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Remember the Battleborn figures?

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Remember Battleborn?

Why is vidya so shit with pre-order bonuses and tie-in merchandise?

Like I bought a bottle of polo raph lauren aftershave the other day and got a free leather holdall bag (also polo ralph lauren), excellent quality and looks great. The aftershave was £80 because I bought a big bottle, but the value of the bag itself i would expect to be roughly the same or more.

Can you imagine if they tried that same campaign but were handing out pieces of shit. Can you imagine any other company associating their brand with cheap crap?

Why are gamers such cum guzzling retards?

Video games are literally toys for children. The quality of the bonus stuff could not possibly matter to anyone but the nerdiest, dirtiest virgins.

Best Preorder Ever

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You answered your own question, gamers are retards. I have never seen a group of consumers BEG to be fucked in the ass with a spiked baseball bat quite like modern gamers.
Day one DLC, microtransactions, broken releases that take months of patching (if that even happens), censorship, butchered localization of foreign games, season passes, I can go on forever. People not only buy this shit, but they spend hours of their personal time defending it. It's fucking disgusting and it's why modern video game design is a race to the bottom.

>>Like I bought a bottle of polo raph lauren aftershave the other day and got a free leather holdall bag (also polo ralph lauren), excellent quality and looks great. The aftershave was £80 because I bought a big bottle, but the value of the bag itself i would expect to be roughly the same or more.
You are a literal retard, and you bought an item that costs around 1 dollar to produce and ship for 80 bucks. The "free" bag is worth maybe 5 dollars at most, and they can afford to give this kind of thing away because it encourages repeat business from people who are dumb enough to spend 80 bucks on smelly water.

I don't remember preordering anything for those, just a buncha nasty cheeseburgers.

did they get the bags in the end?

I'm still mad about both
shoulda just done OM, you can't fuck up a helmet

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I heard they sent out the actual bags promised, but I never actually saw one.

yes iirc, but the canvas was of garbage quality and still could be grounds for a lawsuit

Fallout 76 was the gift that kept giving, shortly after the bag fiasco there was the one about their special edition Nuka Cola Dark rum they were selling for like 80 bucks, and turns out it’s just some shitty rum in a glass bottle put inside a plastic shell.

Best bonus coming through.
Brace yourself
A Call of duty gamer cup and Call of duty gamer socks

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>smells like shit

don't judge me
it's actually a very nice set, but the game itself brings its value down a little, i still have every piece from it save for the sticker

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Watch this for the full rundown. Great video youtube.com/watch?v=kjyeCdd-dl8

Fucking lul. If I got fleeced this hard I'd be out for blood

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE UNAVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY

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I miss quality feelies mang

Only memorable preorder bonus I ever got was Master Quest.

>...And here's our son's room. Be warned, he's a bit of a gamer."

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Dark souls flask (not even joking)

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I got this coming cause at my local store I could reserve it for $1.
I don't know if I'll keep it yet, IGN and places like that usually get this sorta shit early to do unboxing vids, so we'll see.

>paid 80 bong pounds for a bottle of aftershave
Mate... That brand isn't even cool anymore. You got fucking swindled. Who the fuck even shops in department stores but dumb boomers who don't know better?

They sell that cup at Dollar tree

>not for consumption
Why the fuck?

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pic related

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>preordering any game without reviews and gameplay footage
lol retard

It's Mountain Dew. That shit is dangerous.

What’s inside it then?

I wonder if he consumed it

Nigger urine, very well documented

I bet you think that axe spray counts as perfume, don't you?

That figure looks like shit.

but the estus flask edition didnt get you the game.

my guess is making something consumable puts much harsher standards on it with refrigeration and transport and they didnt want to bother

It's ok the movies have only been popular for like a decade, most of you faggot cape kids just got into that shit recently.

Real marvel collectors must laugh as this shit is made for you dunderheads to gobble up meanwhile their actual pieces made of decent components and prints of comic books keep going up in price as more of your retarded cape cohorts buy the vintage shit too.

What's it like putting on a coat of wool every day to fit in with the pack?

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>being french

LETS SEE YOU MAKE A BETTER ONE THEN BITCH!!!!!

awwww

dont worry, youre not missing anything. play arts kai figures only look good in promotional shots.

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You think people would do that? Pay extra outta the ass for a couple of worthless trinkets?

that has to be the worst collectors edition bonus ever it's so fucking shit and retarded. literally just a hunk of cheap chinese plastic. thank god i never fell for the collector edition jew

:^)

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I think most is fine but the face IS trash

Oh gawd, muh hype. This game is going to be a pile of shit.

Imagine how the things they ship will look.
I only do collector's editions for digital stuff now, the physical stuff is never going to be worth it.

They wern't even preorders you damn zoomer trying to fit in

haha omg, i'm so glad you put in all these raction imagaes so i know how to react lolcow!

edit: wow, thanks for all the replies!

Imagine being such a seething faggot for getting called out for buying into game pre-order bonuses that you actually sit down and type out this absolutely fucking retarded post

You're complaining about profit margins instead of market value and quality. The fact of the matter is that market price for the aftershave is always £80, while market price for a similar leather bag of the same brand is over £100.

Do you seethe every time you have to hand over a couple of dollars for your cheap walmart clothing because of how they made it for literal pennies in china?

I remember when Miyazaki himself gave me his estus flask on one of their meeting with fans.

Texas needs to quit hogging all the based.

Get fucked shitlord.

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>I only collect digital stuff now
imagine paying extra money for a soundtrack or art you can that you could find for free online.....

I'm expecting a re-skinned Witcher 3. It's not like they made a new engine so it's gonna feel like you're Geralt in the future which could be alright.

But yeah when I saw Keanu I knew this shit was gonna flop.

I think he means in game exclusive and that sort of thing.

>Hey guys here's tablet cases for your tablets
Oh great I can carry my samsung tab around in a cooler bag
>...Samsung tab?

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I sincerely hope you don't play FPSes with that mouse.

Pre-Ordered both

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Wish more preorder bonus had figured instead of statues

>Mountain Dew
>not for consumption
Yeah, that sounds about right.

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he clearly plays only 4 axis movement games

Can't complain

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Is there anything more American than this?

Got this REmake 2 theme

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This is the only one I have, and it actually looks good. I found it for like 50 euro which was pretty cool considering I got all the seasons and the DLC.

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They don’t even come out of the case.

what's beast dude from

uhhh better than nothing I guess?

guild wars 2

I don't buy pre-order shit, I'm not retarded. I just think it's hilarious that you think you got a good deal when you're buying shit at 1000% markup in the first place.

imagine paying 50 euro for a fucking 5 dollar statue and a 2 dollar tie lmoa

seeing her gobbo face next to the original claire face is just sad

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crash socks

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absolutely based and redpilled stick it to these mommies credit card economic illiterates

At least it came with a game.

Not the user that posted but the statue is a very nice mold, pretty heavy too

Say what you want, but this thing is fucking rad and the CE back then was not even that much more expensive

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Reminder you can't even take them out of the box.

>Africa
>snowglobe

wot

I still have my Junpei hat from P3P.
I didn't even pre-order, the Gamestop employee was just bro enough to give it to me.

What started that garbage trend of having to buy the game separately from the collection edition im guessing ea?

Most of you are posting collectors editions and not pre order bonuses.

you have no idea what you're talking about

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>thinks he just owned some guy with his epic diss on Axe spray
>doesn't realize a healthy and fit male that simply showers twice a day doesn't need any perfume or cologne at all, nor does he need to buy expensive clothes

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i also have a dialga stylus for pre ordering pokemon pearl (yeah they only had dialga) but i dont have acess to it right now

jones soda was the shit

I still use the beanie a lot, its subtle enough as "
gaming merchandise" and its actually top tier quality

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>showers twice a day
Damn dude, your skin is FUCKED

>showers twice a day
who the fuck does that

>tfw worthless fucking dog chewed these up
FUCK DOGS

the yakuza 6 bonus was pretty neat

Didn't they give out condoms + energy drinks for preordering this game, or am I mistaken?

somebody post the m&m kart racing screencap that shit was gold

I still have my Lugia statuette chilling above my fridge.

The game normally costs 60, and that's excluding DLC.

>showering
>ever
What are you, a chick?

Your dog is worth more than some shitty trinkets

oh i have this, found it in a Goodwill in like 2013. still have it today

>Dad bought me the collectors edition for Christmas
>Knew about how bad the statue was before hand but he didn't
That was an awkward day.

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>shower twice a day
>no deodorant
>no perfume
>no good clothes
yeah I bet you don't look like a crackhead at all

Based dog

The best part is they claimed it was more expensive than just making the frosted glass bottle we thought we were getting. THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT?

No it's not. It's worthless.
Fuck you, dognigger. I was very vocal about my opposition to getting a dog and yet still, I ended up cleaning up a majority of dog shit.
Worthless fucking creature.

>cleaning up majority of dog shit
did they get an overgrown rat called chihuahua instead of an actual dog or something?

>twice a day
You don't need to be this insecure.

based, I guarantee all the "oh dogs are so useful, le man's best friend xd" retards have useless as fuck dogs that just eat shit and bark all day

How was FF Explorers anyway?

I always wanted the MGR lamp and the MGS5 prosthetic model.

faces of main characters look like shit
at least it's first person

Just "accidentally" have it get loose and run away. Problem solved.

Corgi. Nobody in my family had ever had one before, so we must have done a shit job training it.
I was the only responsible kid so I ended up being forced to take care of it, even though I didn't want one. It also chewed up a few video game controllers.

if your best friend is only your best friend because they're useful to you, you aren't even friends at all

>I'm expecting a re-skinned Witcher 3. It's not like they made a new engine so it's gonna feel like you're Geralt in the future which could be alright.
ah yes, FPP will fill like third person action game
you are barely illiterate an you touch on such an advanced topics as game engines

Pretty shitty but I still put a few hundred hours in it
It's a MonHun with like 10 piss easy monsters

Corgis are a shit to raise. Always pick a dog that at least reaches your knee.

>MGS5 prosthetic model.
is it true that people in japan that pre-ordered the game got an actual arm sized prosthetic arm model? It's what i heard anyway. The one in the West is like 10x10 inches or something

Still pissed I missed out on this

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if I had to feed, wash and pick up my friend's shit in exchange for nothing, I wouldn't be friends with them

>It's not like they made a new engine so it's gonna feel like you're Geralt in the future which could be alright
Quake 3 and Modern Warfare 3 run on the same engine.

So do Morrowind and Civ V. This means nothing.

is this a shop LMFAO

I think that's correct, IIRC. I'd be fine with either - obviously would like the full sized one, if that was true.

>friendship is nothing
>my friends have to provide something
No wonder you have no friends

Then wtf are you supposed to do now? What are all the retarded zoomers doing instead? Buying shit on Amazon and hoping the item is right/not damaged in shipping?

I thino the western one is half scale, while the japanese got a 1/1 one
My friend really wanted the 1/1 one and got pissed when they said the west only got the smaller one

I never played pokemon game
I assume 200 potions isn't very valuable?

Wasn't this confirmed to be fake and gay when OP admitted he smashed up a cheap Napoleon statue with a hammer or something?
Or am I making shit up again?

if you ever need potions in a pokemon game, you're doing it wrong

I will never own another dog in my life.

You buy like 20 at most.

that's not even close to what I said you dumb shit lmfao

still is the shit

There are very few friends, let alone PEOPLE, that I would willingly assist in every facet of their living.

Potions are the cheapest and worst of a series of healing items. You will only ever need a few in the early game, then you will graduate to the better types.
It's a Pokemon game. They couldn't give out a fucking Pokemon?

that's exactly what you said you dumb shit lmfao roflmao

I thought you couldn't hold more than 100 anyway?

Hahahahaha

And that's why you'll never be married or have children

>people unironically pay for this gamer tat shit

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still wrong, retard
come on, you can figure it out if you rub those two brain cells really really hard

I said very few - I didn't say none.

It's a survival kit for the game dumbass.
Some gamer fuel (which doubles as a pee bottle once you're done with it), an emergency paper toilet, and a sign so that you're not interrupted.

Why does the US always seem to get the shit end of the stick when it comes to preorder bonuses? Europe always gets plenty of feelies, but the US is often lucky to get just an artbook or the soundtrack.

Potions are an extremely early game item that you might never even need to use at all, let alone 200 of them.

because US game teams are retarded, mario maker 2 didn't come with a stylus in the US despite everyone else getting it. they probably thought kids would stab their fucking eyes somehow.

Cortana's bathwater

Remember when the physical copy came with a manual?

just get a cheap one on aliexpress, they're all the exact same shit

IT'S PAYNE!

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Actually based as fuck

>calling someone else a literal retard when you're this much of a bottom feeder
I'm sorry mate but you're one cooked cunt

Oh it's like an action piece where he's dodging bullets in slow Mo. I get it

I literally tossed the GW2 CE in the trash a few years ago. Holy shit that game burned me so fucking bad.

The material used was so weak that they all bended in weird ways.

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Nah it'll come out to massive success, great reviews and be really popular with most people that play it, all the while everyone on Yea Forums will sit on the forums and seethe at the massive success and try to yell anyone down that says its good. The exact same thing happened with Monster Hunter World and none of you will ever learn that your little echo chamber of retards will never have an effect on public opinion.

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WW pre-order bonus guys baka my head.

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Those were burger King promotions you phony. God I want to go back to when I was 14

You've been hit by
been hit by

Dude that image is about as funny as stepping into cow shit then falling over and faceplanting into horse shit.
And I'm sure you get all the basement dwelling fatties with your bargain bin clothes, natural """aroma""" and peeling skin.

Oh my fucking god I'm DYING

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Why green? Why not be Orange? I can make my own out of green stuff.

Holy fuck this is great

I kinda want this, but it's expensive!

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>paying a premium for cheap plastic garbage that's just going to sit on a shelf and collect dust
Why the FUCK are people so goddamn fucking loose with their money nowadays?

There's no way you don't drink this. Any real gamer is going to drink the forbidden mountain dew.

why are the most garbage games always the most expensive
arcade version is 100% better dude

>These days
People buying overpriced shit to sit on their shelves is nothing new. Women especially have loathed the sight of an empty shelf space since the dawn of time.

When the cheap figure is better than the game

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It's a sandglobe, duh

People who buy collectors editions are literal garbage men.

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Wasn't Master Quest supposed to be Zelda Gaiden? All it does is move some items and temples around. Gaiden was supposed to have new items, new puzzles, new features and more.
Miyamota-san has a lot to answer for...

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>no spicy ketchup

id rather let my pokemons die than use potions, usually potions heal the amount the enemy strikes too so you are wasting an attack opportunity to stall the game for a round

Looks like shit

Because they always make a few

I got scarabough fair replica for pre ordering bayonetta. Its a little small tho.

Why do people actually buy this garbage? They sell poorly produced junk way over priced.

They usually sold few units so they are hard to find.

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Sometimes they go up in value

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>Why are gamers such cum guzzling retards?
I think most collectors are literally fat stupid men

This thread just goes to show the games industry is full of the most dishonest fleecing rotten kikes out there.

>funko pop
at least they know their target audience

I actually came across the Jigglypuff one recently. Was gonna resell it but apparently they aren't worth shit.

SWERVE ON A NIGGA

And sometimes you die before it skyrockets in value.

>there I was, walking through the decadent streets of New York at a 45 degree angle, armed with two 9mm handguns and the shiniest clothes money could buy...

post Fallout, Mass Effect, GTA and Stalker and Dragon Age
halo
mgs
world in conflict(wic)

I'm picturing to look one someone's face when they wake up one morning and see this.

How don't they get sued for false advertising?

How do I achieve this form

Keanu proably cost an arm and leg, all good money wasted on marketing instead of the game.

I actually unironically think it's better this way

i have the halo reach one and FFXIV HW one, im thinking about getting the SHB one but i dunno if it's worth it, i can just sell the expansion key to some chink on reddit

If you spent that 80 bong on Amazon prime you'd never have a damaged item ever. And they give me a few free refunds yearly on items under 10 quid no question asked

But I'm curious where did you get the fre holdall and when you say holdall you mean one of them big fuckoff sports style bags

It's a shitty PSO clone.

>Gamestop ran out of these before I could get one so I never got one
FUCKING GAMESTOP

It was, but CDPR still fucked up pretty bad. Basically, they promised the statues would be made from a marble-like material (and even have cool real photos of it), yet when they send the CEs it was a fucking gypsum shit with paint on it. And packaging was so shitty most of the heads were either scratched or chipped.
CDPR offered free witcher medalions to calm down chimping out autists.

it's very subtle cos no one played that game

>used to be super concerned about plastic tat
>look around my room, see how much extra money I've wasted on plastic tat
>have the desire never to buy collector's editions again
Just like that one time I lost $300 at the casino.

>doesnt know what a holdall is
this is how we detect the zoomer

well cant you return it and just get the game?

I got a second statue because the one I got had a small scratch also got 2 necklaces and some stickers with the compensation package

Sorry m8 I'm not boomer enough to waste money in Debenhams for outdated 'aftershave' also I prefer to call them duffle bags because they sound cooler

based boomer killer all these grandpas need

Can you explain why?

I don't think the idea of collecting plastic tat to just sit there has ever made sense to me, you don't do anything with it you can't get from just looking up an image of the thing online.

I think the closest I got to buying one was the k.rool amiibo but that's not like overpriced/part of a preorder thing.

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>*Pic may differ from final product

80 hours in a free open source alternative to Photoshop.

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That's just golden, never played an single fallout but the dumpster fire is hilarious

THEYRE TURNING STATUES INTO GLUE

It wasnt that bad

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@470809065
This is really sad, but you really doesn't deserve a (You).

I never what's wrong with that torso. It's because it has boobs?

youtube.com/watch?v=DGPW23aazuM

then don't reply to him you brain damaged retard

All politics aside, this really doesn't look like something you'd want on your shelf.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

>didn't even get the color on the green one right

eating chips in soda, do retards actually do this?

You are not being real, r-right?

What even is the sell price of all 200 potions

If you made it through 4 minutes of a video of a guy mocking the entire concept and shitting on the collector's edition, and get to the part where he combines the doritos and dew and suddenly think he's being serious, then you're the retard here.

At least this bootleg and the game model looks better than the bitch they used in the movie

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That looks pretty good honestly
The bust look cool, the postal cards are nice, and the Frisbee comes in a case

Hope someone scans those stickers, I want to print them myself.

no normal human has the idea to pour soda into chips even as a joke, it looks more like it's some retarded american thing

>SEGA releases a new Sonic game with Chaos Emeralds as a pre-order bonus
>ends up being pic related

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Potion Seller. I'm going into a gym battle, and I need 200 of your finest potions.

Wasn't the bust very small?

It’s kinda creepy, like some serial killer shit.

How can anyone look at the clearly photoshopped stones and think "yes I will order this"

considering how Worcestershire Sauce was made, yes, people are fucking retarded.
"Oh, this fermented thing we totally fucking forgot about and could be laced with all manner of horrible fucking bacteria and nasty shit that could send us to the ER? Let's TASTE IT"
and -this- has you in disbelief?
the other user was right, you are retarded

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The main problem is that it doesn't have the vagina added and that it's not made out of a realistic material, so it can only be used for display reasons. Very low potential 1/10

>clearly photoshopped stones
they were real on display on an event you faggot

@470815209
Are you new here, sweetie?

Should've been made out of jelly. Just imagine one you can shake in weird ways.

Look at that crips, beautiful, ice cold, 5 star rum. Truely a high quality product, worth every peny.

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Yeah because that glow and colorful aura is totally how it looked.

Pretty much. Muh sexism, glorification of violence towards women etc, plus a the whole 'hurr serial killer' thing.

Still looks better than this eyesore

It's fine, I only need 5

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rekt

>we don't have a green one
>just put two blue ones, who gives a fuck

dunno if this was actual preorder content or not since you can effortlessly get it online
either way the gamestop dude just gave it to me for free with crash nsane trilogy
I like white shirts, so thats fine

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Potions heal 20 HP.

Your starter Pokemon has more HP than that at level 5.

>2014
haha...

DNF had a 11/10 collectors edition, the game still sucked though.

As shitty of a remaster as D1C is, the special edition is legit really nice. I was surprised by how good quality it was.

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the fuck is even the point?

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I knwo the early games had a lot of weird limits and glitches from going over those limits, but I'm pretty sure by gen 6 items just went to 999 and then started a new stack if you tried going over that.

I'm glad I got this, if only for the bust.

you know, I come to this webside since early 2007, was always just lurking, never made an post before, but I do now just to say fuck you

Goddamn that Prinny cube sure looks cool

fake or not, this one is always funny

They couldn't even be bothered to color the blue and green stones differently

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Etna oppai pad
How does that even work?

This was one of the best Preorder Bonuses I've seen thus far.
It was the preorder bonus for the Konosuba VN released 2 years ago. It's the far better game, super fun and can be played entirely in Konosuba's runes. If anything you bought this game and the VN was the bonus with how much better it is.
youtube.com/watch?v=c8cb1zt-lxY

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is that one of those boob mousepads only completely flat?

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No mention of Dead Space 3 or Dead Rising 2? That's a shame. That was the shit. Got the NV collector's set too.

Like this.

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lmao.

>Star Fox toilet paper

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ordered a car side mirror and even payed 4 bucks extra for one day shipping and it came damaged, no bubble wrap or protection of any sort. However they are shipping a replacement, and this one incident out of hundreds of orders. I can't imagine life without my Prime account

>REMEMBER GANG, FEMINISM IS AWESOME!!!
what's Battleborn?

I still have my jigglypuff one.

It makes sense. Star Fox Adventures was shit.

Ignore that there are 13 of them, but Ebgames gave these artbooks as a preorder bonus. Symphonia got one too, I believe.

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The Etna noppai mousepad is hilarious.

based

>ice cold
>rum
Don't forget your purse, miss.

Sounds like the series went down the toilet.

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Okay, where is one that was worth the money?
And why is some Video Game merch so fucking weird.

>Aftershave 80 bucks
Did you zoomers or old fossils buy into the expensive perfume meme? Ask a girl, just once. They don´t give a fuck as long as you don´t smell like you haven´t showered.

>tales of legendia
fuck thats a terrible name for a game

Thank you kind sir, don't forget to be a dear and buy fallout 76.

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Limited edition addiction. The mentality of 'if I don't buy now, I'll never get it'. Also bragging rights.

You know there is female perfume too?

A potion heals 20HP, which is about the full health of a Pokemon in the starting area. About 10 hours in it takes around 3 to 5 of them to fully heal a Pokemon and you stop using them in favour of Super Potions.

Typically you wouldn't use them enough for 200 to be worth buying in game before you start getting potions that heal more. Additionally, the amount of in-game money its worth is pretty trivial (about 40,000 in game currency which isn't much at all). This coupled with the games being pretty easy, it's just a lot of an item that isn't notable in anyway, basically.

To be fair, they typically do download Pokemon on release too. The download Munchlax was available at release of SM IIRC. It wasn't a preorder bonus, just a time limited download.

I stole this game from my friend. I tried to sneak it back into his house but his family kept rearranging furniture and cleaned everything constantly so there was no place for me to put it so it could "be found"

This is one of my greatest regrets in life.

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rolls off the tongue so nicely, though.

Based Nippon Ichi-ban.
I bet it was pushed by Japan though, otherwise Nipponcuckmerica hadn't released it in this form in the west.

you put a light under them

its baffling how they could fuck this one up.
>get someone to make the flask the right shape
>put in the cheapest rum you can find, people buy it for the bottle anyway and dont care if you scam them with gutterrum.
>instead make a retarded plastic shell

the battleborn trading cards. cant find the pic but that one guy got all the gamestops cards and still didnt have all of them

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that's hardly a promo shot

>legendia
I dunno it's cringe inducing to me it's like some little child named the game. It's like if I put no effort in and called it Mystery of the Spectacularians.

We'll never know, all people who claimed the replacement, were successfully assassi... errr.. visited by Todd.

But we can visit them, since the claiming system nicely leaked all data from the people.

Or Awesomonian Adventures. See what I mean?

Good example of when you are drunk and find something funny, the only other people who will find it funny, also have to be drunk.
Also: Why no Penis Fighters?

she looks better in game tbf, i'm sure they tweaked her after that promo image

Is this the polnareff pose?

these potions guaranteed not too strong for you

I still wear that beanie, it's comfy and looks nice

what is it? you can dress the game case like the main character? lmao

the only collectors edition thing i've every really been happy about is the soulstone usb drive with diablo 2 on it.

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oh yeah, that New Vegas box was great. Love the feel and sound of the chips. Box feels nice as well and doesn't take up a lot of space like a bunch of other pre order bonuses.

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whats wrong with those? Are you sad they don't give you super sonic powers?

i will never be given 200 potions

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They double fucked up even with their Nuka Dark Rum thing too. Twice in a row they couldn't get shit right and people keep giving them money

Snake looks spot on 2bh

There are so few chips, what can you even use them for?

Have the Farram Knight too. It's pretty badass and hella large. Sticks on the desk I do soldering on.

So glad I canceled that. The guide was fucking garbage too. Really wish they stuck with futurepress.

stacking and clacking

You must be a lot of fun at poker matches

Got the CE of Kingdom Come Deliverance and like it.
Also got the Witcher 3 CE and Shogun 2 one.

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It sold better than BB tho

It's a disembodied woman's torso. Not exactly the kind of thing normies would want to own.

I hated the game but damn was the bust nice. My dad liked it so much he put it on his desk. He is the boss of the practice that he owns so he was like "yeah I am a big dick dude."

Shame my dad is losing his mind.

And I doubt you've ever been to a poker tournament, even a small bar one. Tons of players fuck about with chips.

Mk9 had two special editions. This is the cheaper of the two

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This is really only shit an American company could get away with. Yurop is awful for many reasons but consumer protection laws would kick Bethesdas ass

alibaba.com/showroom/glass-gem-diamond-paperweight.html

Got this one and the Anno 2070 one. The artbook alone makes it. So does the OST.

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And this was the more expensive option. A stick with the classic MK layout. I've never actually seen anyone use it

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Holy shit I got a Metro Last Light CE and the statues (one was a commie soldier, the other was a demon) were very similar to this one
I bet they contracted these out to the same company somewhere in the slavlands

I bought the digital deluxe edition of Dragon Quest Builders 2 shortly after it's release and it came with pre-order content.
I don't know what the deluxe edition comes with actually. I just bought it because hell yeah dragon quest builders sequel we somehow bought enough of the first one.

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I remember my first night playing Skyrim with my collectors edition toys.

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Imagine being a little sweatshop slave child ordered to paint a bunch of figures they couldn't even be bothered to mold a face onto.

>Golly, this nonsensical JRPG title makes me wonder if the devs even spoke English
>Were they making this anime video game for children or something?
you were the cringe all along

but put me down for two copies of Mystery of the Spectacularians

for some reason amazon in my country had both the regular and the CE for extella at the same price.
no reason to buy the base version then

Even comes with a child size arm

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>then claim it cost you more to make the plastic mold than a real glass one
riiiiiight ... so why did you do it then?

It's Bethesda, they can say anything and you fucking people will keep giving them money

Can you put fleshlight in it?

I'm sure you all know this one, because you all bought it, and are enjoying your power armor edition gear. Especially the sweet sweet canvas bag!

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Jealous? I always win! CHECK MATE DEGENERATES! EVEN YOUR WAIFUS ARE MINE!

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It's just there to keep normalfags from the gamerworld.

>fuck up the case
>say its more expensive
>fuck up the bag
>say there is a canvas shortage
>give influencers canvas bags
>people get into the devroom and plunder it
>add a tag if you get into the room and ban those people
>they use smurfs
>ask them in an email how they did it step by step in return for unbanning their smurf
its baffling such a big company can make such elemantary mistakes

>Preorder bonus

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>Todd is as short as a tiny japanese woman
Manlets, when will they learn?

I like that the picture makes him smaller than a girl people liked for being small and cute.

or 160 hours in paint

its 6 stones you dumb fuck

>don't worry JRPG teams don't need to try to hire proper translators with creativity just pump out generic JRPG title number 425325 please
why do you fags lap it up?

That's amazing.

>your gf comes into your room
>see this

What do?

based user

>I never got what was wrong with having a replica of a bloodied mangled torso with its arms and legs cut off casually sitting around in my room

I had Persona 4 Solid Gold edition
>waited 2 weeks for the backlog to come in
>worth $300 now

>the japs got a full sized arm

weebs shit always goes up in price. those motherfuckers have too much money

there's a nigger in the reflection

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The only "collector's edition" of anything I've ever gotten was Skyward Sword with the pre-order bonus gold Wiimote. The game was shit and the Wiimote stopped working a long time ago. Never again.

The decision behind making this just baffles me. I get that it was a retarded combination of two concepts: people like sexy girls, and this game is about zombies eating people. But why make it so big and only a torso? You could make a small figurine of a complete zombie girl for that, but no, they deliberately created something that just makes you look like the sickest fuck around. Ed Gein would have second thoughts about owning that. It just looks like a sex doll for people who want to maul and dismember women.

Quick balls are actually immensely useful though, and aren't readily available early game

Now, a collectable from a bygone era.

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Can you still get this game?

nice

you're kinda missing his point user

Cringe!

>comes empty
How will fromsoft recover??!!

Another based collection. I wish i could find my piece of the wall.

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Seethe more boomer

ANNIE ARE YOU OK?

P-Put it in your butt.

These figurines were based.

>Actually came with a honest to god piece of the Berlin wall

Learn what, that anyone taller will NEVER know what it's like to be with a woman taller than them? I guess you sure got me there.
>B-But muh hight meme
Money, interesting, attractive. Go ahead and put your hight next to my social and economic hight, so you can feel like the ant you are. The bigger they are the harder they fall. Scientifically speaking my life expectancy is also higher than yours by around 10 years BECAUSE I'm shorter. CHECK MATE!

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I don't care for this autism but I too enjoy the idea of a taller woman petting my head. I find comfort in it.

Again, what were you expecting? A ruby the size of your fist?

Is your mouse a fucking etch a sketch

KEK

>mfw when whataburger just got sold to some investment equity group in Chicago

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still have my lugia one, i thought they were pre-order only so i thought i missed out on it but i guess they didnt sell out at walmart when i went to buy it

retard

I only buy slecial editions if there's an artbook coming with them that I'm interested in. Don't care about statues or knick-knacks that will just collect dust on my shelf (literally)

>already have Nuka bottle shaped product
>take the lamp guts out
>dark brown paint
>different label
The one time it would've behooved Bethesda to reuse material and they DIDN'T do it.

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No one wanted to believe...

I have respect for that dude.

You're kidding right?
please say haha this can't be true

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Fuuck. I'd buy a sonic ring

Gaiden was Majora's proto name, while Ura was the proto name for Master Quest. Gaiden's development split from Ura when the team was unhappy working on the same game as before. They were given an ultimatum of completing Majora in 1 year as a result and all the new content went into the new game.

Ura meanwhile finished up the remixed dungeons as a 2nd quest type deal, but wasn't released initially due to the N64DD failing.

>pins, stickers, postcards, tiny ass books

wow, useless shit that will stay in my desk drawer forever because it’s awkward to put anywhere else

It is. I'm sorry.
cbsnews.com/news/whataburger-sold-majority-stake-to-chicago-investment-bank-bdt-capital-partners/

Don't forget how the form for getting the proper canvas bag ended up doxxing everyone who used it since anyone could open up and tamper with others' tickets at will. (I bet this vulnerability was done on purpose or at least deliberately left intact after discovery, since it was abundantly clear at that point that Bethesda PR had had quite enough of FO76 related complaints.)

Kek I remember the threads when this came out, also an European exclusive.

I know people use the term "chink shit" when a product doesn't surpasses their unrealistic expectations but this has the signs of massive chink shit all over the place, from the modeling to the auful painting job.

need an egg?

Damn, smells like Melee up in here

Grown ass men are buying this garbage.

this was great

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baka

They did, they looked like the shitty ones made with very flimsy canvas.

>Shame my dad is losing his mind.
Jesus christ man, my condolences.

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>PLAAASTIIIIIIC

Wasnt the joke with that guy that feminism is great since it means he can shoot women?

"Influencers" got good quality canvas bags, not the same design but still a bag made out of canvas. The one on the right was the shitty canvaz one Bethesda later sent out to those who bought the collectors edition after the outrage over the nylon ones, which is on the left.

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>nobody posted this yet

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Why is it that Dishonored 2 flopped?
Over 20 of my friends own the first one on Steam but I'm the only one who has Dishonored 2.

See

This dude has a cute wife and 3 kids it's not fair

I dont think the game will be bad though not as good as fanboys like to make out but that figure looks like shit. Only decent thing there would be the steel book and art book.

Dude that shit is simply a piece of really bad taste. I'm no SJW or leftist faggot but the last thing I want people to see in my room is a cheap piece of plastic representing a chopped woman in bikini.

They have improved over time, but yeah, to be safe, never preorder anyhting from them that has a face. Everything with armor looks great.

My DaS2 Knight guards the empty bottles on top of my cupboard

> Pre-Order a Cyberpunk RPG
> Get Cyberpunk-themed action adventure with trannies.

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IIRC they were given a voucher to the fallout 76 store for equal to the amount that the canvas bag was estimated to be worth, about 11 dollars. If they chose to pursue a refund, of course.

I wonder if anyone ever tried to write up one of those essays on why cheating is bad.

Yeah, the mask was surprisingly well made

Friend gave me one of these before being murdered by her husband.

I’ve only had one Mountain Dew in my life, and I regret it to this day. Drinking your own piss would be healthier.

*aaaaahhhhs in your path*

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Anno games are grand in that regard. Artbooks are fantastic and so is the OST. What really surprised me is that the steelbook contained the actual game on DVDs not a CD-key.

Which is something weird for this time and era.

It's basically just fermented fish sauce? People have been doing this shit for thousands of years.

>game not included

Still my favorite.

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Damn, that's really nice, more games should do this, I hate waiting hours to play the game after buying physical.
I don't remember the last time I saw an actual physical PC, most of my friends don't even bother with disc readers in their PCs.

i still have those book stands to this day, they iight. the arcade stick is useless for my superior asian fightan games though.

Bad marketing mainly
And I think people were probably a liytle burnt on murderstealth games after Dood Sex: Mankind Divided

fwiw the arsenal bird is a shitty model you'd be better off scratchbuilding from an airbus kit and better, actually accurate patches can be gotten from the dudes at /k/

Ok then bruh, if it ain't all that shit what is it? You gunna have some Black Dahlia shit in your room and tell me it ain't some glorification of violence serial killer shit?

Not too late to get patches made by other anons, tho

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Why did he kill her?

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>original
That's from code veronica, you retard

They spent a ton of money on marketing it and forced the game to release while it was not ready. It was buggy and had bad performance at launch, especially on PC (If I remember correctly, Dishonored 1 was also praised a lot for how polished the game was at release)
I think D2 had a lot of great ideas and improved on waht D1 set up. Sure, Emily's skills weren't that different from Corvo's but I still enjoyed her kit. The time mission and Jindosh's mansion are up there with Boyle party mission from 1 in regards to quality, in my opinion.

Hey! I just sold that shit on ebay a few months back. The base game and the bonus for $150.

Those came from a Burger King promotion, you lying-ass zoomer.

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the coolest shit

>Muh plastic crap is going up in value
Lol

Damn man, I was a broke college student at the time and I remember I pre-ordered it on Amazon. I thought they took out the money at the time of purchase and continued on with my life. When the release date came, they cancelled my pre-order due to no funds and the time of release. I was so mad at myself for being so stupid.

in code veronica they remade her original face instead of whatever shes supposed to be in REmake2

Holy shit, I didn't think I'd see this here.
Still got my set of everything, just having the meme history of the game makes the bonus stuff cool

>autists have to sperg out as soon as cyberpunk comes up
Can you niggers fuck off to your containment threads

their add ons are the same false advertising as their games

why do people keep buying bethesda garbage?

calm down 'lil virgie

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I mean he could've preordered the burger

Sure the game was total trash as soon as you got out of cellular level, and it left malware even after you uninstalled.
But the collector's edition came with a cool box and artbook. And the icing on the cake was a "making of" video that showed the underwater stage/option that they cut from the final game

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Bygone is one word. Huh.

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I don't know what your talking about nor do I care, only tranny shills and nigger care about this care so fuck off back to your containment thread.

for giving cool shit to people

and you call that guy pathetic

>american happy meals come with fast food branded AR-15s
sounds about right

Got that for 10 bucks at a Gamestop a few years ago. Never bothered to unpack it. It's gonna be worth millions any day now.

This.

>popular = good
I guess you love capeshit and fifa you dumb NPC

>build up unrealistic expectations of game based on barely any info and a CGI trailer
>get mad when game doesn't reach your expectations
FTFY

yes but incels took offence

Got that for 1€ in a bargain bin.
Threw the game away but the consumerist trinkets were absolutely top notch.

I find it funny that people are so upset about this. Nobody preordered this for the bag, everyone did for the helmet, yet they're upset about the bag. If you really need a tiny ass canvas bag go to walmart.

Six tits

Trannies are pretty in keeping with a cyberpunk setting though.

>he could still be here today
also, people used based in 2014? i thought that was newfag shit, but i guess my newfag-ass was wrong

I have this version

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Didn't Mirror's Edge 2 do that? You got a fancy steelbook, but no game.

posted a superior version

>bended

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How much did you pay for this?

saw a video taste testing this, turns out its the worst rum with a ton of artificial caramel flavor jammed into it. Its harsh and tastes like acetone

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Otherwise called a mousepad

WHY THE FUCK would anyone want a case with fantasy gems anyway?

So? When they become more useful than regualr pokeballs, you'll have access to them already.

maybe it's nice for horror fans, but it's the desing that baffles me
it's literally just a cuboid with ugly tits slapped on

I regret every special edition game I've ever bought. The cheap plastic toys are embarrassing to display and the other little knick knacks end up getting lost or thrown away or tossed is a desk and forgotten about.

60 burgers

It still lives, nigga. Randy will be playing it today.

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>D1C
>shitty remaster
Hold up, what was wrong with it? Only problem I noted was Etna's animation for holding a spear was fucked (changed from a unique proper looking animation to generic retarded looking one).

>not the bloody chick in white from the first teaser
boo

you know you can turn off the straight line axis locking shit right?

At least you learned something.

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>reddit: the screen cap

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That short, huh? Probably better you don't buy an animal that sees you as prey anyway.

nice parkinsons

RUB YOUR SHOES IN LOTION

This pre-order unboxing still makes me cry with laughter

youtube.com/watch?v=lgWdyMycK_0

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He deserved better.

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It ran (and still runs) like shit on PC. Basically way less people could play Dishonored 2 than Dishonored 1, so they effectively excluded a large portion of their PC fanbase from Dishonored 1 from playing it, unless they upgraded (and upgraded a lot, because it's for some reason really difficult to run).

the "copper" parts are getting kinda green-ish but otherwise it's pretty neat.

it's a fucking animal, take it outside and play with if and stop fucking complaining you useless cunt

I got some dumb fucking Raiden figurine from MG: Rising years back with the intent to sell it on but never did. It's a white figure that was Europe only. It's kinda cool. Maybe I'll sell it one day.

Remember the fucking 1000 dollars jacket that came with the limited edition of this garbage game?

The reactions are part of what makes it funny in this case you autist.

i like my jim raynor dogtag usb. a friend of mine replaced the innards with a 256GB drive but he managed to fuck it up so it doesn't light up anymore

No the reddit tier responses and images are not funny, go back.

this
i want to hug

>people who got paper maps instead of the canvas-y material
>my friend got neither
>i got one of each

Still have the bobble-head

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Only time I ever preordered a game was when I was 8 and pokemon platinum was coming out.
My eb games had a history of selling out and I had to wait for later shipments previously, but I had my mind set on playing platinum on release.
didn't even know I would get the cool figure

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Shut up reddit

>tfw i still have the bust sitting above the coffee machine
shit game but the bust is pretty sick

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>Autist
WOAH look at me REACT haha! Does this image properly express my sides flying into orbit hahaha!?

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I got one of these back when Circuit City was closing down- they had a whole pallet of them they were just tossing out, it was great

Upvoted.

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Here's a version just for you humourless faggots.

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I'm sorry user, my dad is getting dimensia too. It really sucks.

Gears 5 has a buttplug as a pre-order incentive?

Bungie make the nicest collectors editions.

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>dimensia
You might want to get yourself checked out as well dude.

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I don't even know what you're trying to imply you seething tranny, your reddit humor is not funny, no need to cry over it

Didi they really give the Soul of Cinder fucking dual swords?

What the fuck do trannies have to do with anything ITT?

>CINDER

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That's his pyromancer form so arguably his favorite.

Oh and before anyone asks I don't own a camera or phone so I can't take a picture of it.

Your bad sense of humor followed by your seething revealed your true form. Pic related, it's you.

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>I own a one of a kind piece of rare memoribillia given to me by a god and I am telling you this through a machine connected to the internet but I don't own anything capable of taking a picture
Get a load of this guy

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I might get to fly in a trainer jet next year and I plan to take Patchanon's patches up with me

Just unboxed mine.
The bust is okay, not as high quality as the pic but okay.
Greeting cards would've been hype as fuck if the game was any good, right now they have FOREVER written on them so they are garbage
Sticker would be really fucking nice if it didn't have the FOREVER on it, goddamit.
Dice are cool even if low budget, no forever on them
Chips too
The cards are not proper card sized, it's a mini deck and while the back is cool there is no personality on the front.
The art booklet is an art booklet
Comicbook is alright, could've been a bit more tongue in cheek to get more duke of a feel but it works.
The certificate of proof is where all the money went.

The game is Duke Nukem Forever.