GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but there already is a Microsoft rep! Steve can’t be in! Please stop posting this shit!!! “No!”
Tsk, tsk... haven’t any of you learned by this point that no one cares about your made up rules? What ever happened to “no western characters” or “no characters with mature themes?” That’s right, Sakurai doesn’t give a shit! And with two dlc slots left, Steve is sure to make the cut thanks to his popularity in both the east and west! Everyone knows popularity sells, so why would Nintendo pass up on the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Even Vergeben, the leaker who correctly predicted Banjo, still claims that there will be Minecraft content in Smash. Sure, Banjo may have gotten in first, but as they always say: “the best is saved for last!” But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day after Steve (yes, this default placeholder skin from minecraft) got BTFO! Make sure to press "L" to laugh at stevefags while they are still in denial.
>But there are 2 slots left. Nintendo WONT choose default skin from FOTM game (not to mention skin that has 0 impact in his own franchise) over loved video game characters like Crash, Spyro, Geralt, Doomguy or Rash. Goombas and toads matter more in mario games than Steve matters in minecraft.
>But it was just a joke. Guys it wasn't serious... Your goddamn tantrum over banjo in smash is documented. youtu.be/ub46uT3VN1c Deal with it
With Banjoboys free to retire from rosterfagging, who will step up to oppose Steve?
Jose Kelly
This shit is more pathetic than teenage girls arguing over fictional relationships. I would rather read people argue about which fictioinal characters are better together than this shit.
Cooper Gonzalez
Then why are you here?
Cope! Fear is represented in many forms, and I guess coping is your only escape from the truth! Your tears will be a delicious treat in a few more months, Banjoke!
dude! didnt you hear what he just said! now we're all in trouble!! ill hide in one of the /vg/ threads!!
Adrian Jackson
>Stevekeks still believe that only banjo fans disagree with them. Sorry to break your bubble stevekek but you are the one who cope, you lost but still you try to act like fight isn't over. You are like that gladiator in arena who lost badly in battle but managed to survive and now he still thinks he can win but all he does is swinging in air of empty arena shouting "I gonna won't this fight, I gonna win this" while opponent, observatory and arena owner are somewhere else because fight is over long time ago.
when did discord become associated with trans folk?
Dominic Mitchell
uhhhhh houston we have a bruh moment
Aiden Gonzalez
Because guy who made this Steve model is a tranny furry footfag, I don't know he is the same who created stevefag discord server, but nobody will deny that Stevefag discord server was made by tranny(same tranny or other)
Carter Robinson
>HAHAHA STEVE LOST!!! >w-what? 2 more invites? b-but Steve can’t get one! >why? b-because I said so, S-SHUT UP! Let me make this clear for those in disbelief: 2 slots. No rules. Minecraft content confirmed. See you in a couple months!
>one is a female from a fighting game ONE invite, Steve. See ya in the miicostume menu!
Logan Nelson
You call this default skin a "challenge"?. No wonder Banjo and Kazooie won so easily the first time around! Don't worry, Steve won't be much of a problem after we're through with him
You guys shifted goals real fast. Back then it was get in smash before banjo would, banjo got in. Even if you got in it wouldn't mean anything as you have now shifted your goals to suit a more believable fantasy, banjofags are happy with their character in and you have no power over them. signed, a master chief bro.
>BANJO WON'T BE IN >DEAD >IRRELEVANT >JAPAN HATES HIM >MICROSOFT HATES HIM >NINTENDO DOESN'T CARE >DEAD SERIES >HE'D JUST MAKE BEAR NOISES >HE'D LOOK LIKE NUTS AND BOLTS >STEVE'S A LOCK
How many times were Stevefags proven wrong?
Joseph Bailey
SILENCE MORTALS!!!!
I told you to stop being sassy and spreading lies that I gonna put Steve in SSBU so maybe, maybe I will put Steve in some future super smash Bros when I won't have anything else to put in.
But you ignored my warnings, you ignored my request. You did it again and that's a last straw foolish mortals.
YOU WILL BE NOW PUNISHED. NOW I WILL NEVER PUT STEVE IN ANY SUPER SMASH BROS IN FUTURE EVEN IF I HAVE PUT GOOMBAS IN DIFFERENT COLORS AS SEPARATE SSB CHARACTERS, I WILL TEASE YOU ONLY TO PUT ANOTHER GOOMBA AT THE END JUST TO ENJOY YOUR MISERY. YOU ARE NOW DAMNED.
BUT... I decided to let you turn things around. Bring me tribute and that tribute must be good quality picture of Aerith(or Aeris whatever you call) soles(no 3d render or cosplay), and these soles must be 100% barefoot and clean. I won't accept any other kind of tribute.
You have time untill this thread gets archived, pruned or deleted.
Goooooood morning friend, feels good to wake up on such a sunny day and see such a comfy thread first thing in the morning. Have a great day Steve Chad, I'll be going to the gym now!
