What the hell is wrong with Smash Players?

Oh shit, they're really going to be changing those diapers now

dilate

cope

have sex

Seething incel.

biological warfare, motherfucker.

I see nothing wrong here, this man is playing in the comfort of his home playing stick like God intended, enjoying the refreshing beverage of Sierra Mist and the salty snack of Fritos.

What game is this?

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There it is, folks. Being anti-fascism is now a bad thing.

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supporting a domestic terrorist group is tho
stop baiting

GOTTEM

holy fucking kek

much like how nazis get mad when you call them nazis, fashies get mad for being called fashies.

why do meleefags like to pretend they aren't included in the stench?

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Can Sakurai ever stop the leaks? It depends.

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TAKE A SHOWER

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>Yea Forums in 2009
>'only a fool would take anything posted here as fact'

>Yea Forums in 2019
>'look at this twitter screenshot lmao no proof needed'
What went wrong?

Damn, how much physical damage negation does that spectral beard grant?

r e d d i t

But in his case it's believable given all our footage on smashers

>Still have my t5 stick
Feels good

Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence. Mundane claims demand mundane evidence. Would you demand video evidence of the claim "my dumb dog barked at the ups guy again" too?

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>Sees Tekken thread
>Posts this
haha faggot

Kek fucking great

damn

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>tho
you have to go back

>back
i'm already on v doe

Yikes and cringepilled

Nothing, pathetic esports fags just shit on Smash because they hate themselves for wasting so much time playing interactive videos

Oh yeah, because those probably furries dont have diapers/scat fetishes and that's totally unlikely.

>It depends
fuck you, that got me to laugh way too hard

Meleefags always want to deflect onto someone else, so now that they're kicked out of Evo they're gonna deflect onto Ultimatefags

No sense of smell

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is it just me or is that baby flirting with me?

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You gotta love how there are groups of Smashfags that think they don’t stink

as a smash fag, the bad hygeine smash meme has made me incredibly self conscious about my BO, even though its never been an issue in the past, i've become one of those nuts who showers constantly

nice

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Now that's a premium joke

Most countries now (rightfully) acknowledge antifa as a terrorist organization

I'd much rather hang out with them than leftists.

Mariodorant when?

>Doesn't postpone something he's trained for for a minor inconvenience
Absolutely based, scaredy cats on Yea Forums openly oppose tournaments because they suck dick and the rise of E-sports and Elo systems reveal all the pub warriors here that would get their brains turned into mush against someone that's not garbage

Antifants are the new nazis, ironically enough.

Smashfags absolutely outbantered.

They play Smash Bros seriously.

theyre upset because smash isnt a real fighting game

fake fighting game fags BTFO

Every 3 days isn't constantly user

That man isn't playing smash stop disrespecting that dedication

more like 3 every day

That's a true combo.

Melee is still a better game than every other fighter, tho.

who cares

I think Soul Calibur 2 maybe?

C-C-C-COMBO

All it takes to be the best Melee player in the world is to do back-air literally hundreds of times and grab the ledge 50 times.
1 guy plays 1 character well and does 1 strategy and suddenly everyone is talking about a ban. It's embarrassing. Optimal play is discouraged because it's not 'spectator-friendly'.

Nevermind, I respect that

nice

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He's fucking lying. Sick and God damn tired of this dog shit meme. Shit his my pants my fucking ass. People are just making it up to make smash players look bad.

Uuuuurrrrr durrrrr derp

for the first time, a smash player can tell someone else he shit on them while playing a game

3 seems like overkill. In the folder months I'm once a day because I don't spend the day sweaty, but in the humid months I typically shower twice, before work, then after sweating throughout the work day before I do anything social.

It's always melee fags. Always.

This, it's not like smash players didn't already look bad to begin with anyway

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Antifa has always been a militant socialist organization. It is like trading the globalist devil for the nationalist devil.

At least the nationalist devil tries to protect their own people.

Put me in the screenshot you fuck

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Antifa are cringe as fuck.
spergs on the left want to kill spergs on the right.

You know what? Let's get as many of you Larping Antifa / rightboy faggots in a ring as we can, and let you all beat the shit out of each other.
I'll sell the tickets and the winner of the fight gets to choose the charity it gets donated to.

Antifa is anything but against fascism, ironically.

Then how come you're not winning tournies?

>just making it up
Even if that's true the fact that a smash player shitting their pants mid match sounding plausible speaks volumes about smash fags

How will rosterfags ever recover

>At least the nationalist devil tries to protect their own people.
That's right, drink the cool aid
>b-but listen to these lies that ensnared me like the useful idiot I am

Xbox introduced that shower gel and deodorant set recently, but with no games, I guess the Xbots have all the time in the world to preen themselves.

I don't have the patience to even watch it.

I refuse to believe that this is not bait.

Kek

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What the hell is wrong with TEKKEN players?

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based

Hav sex, incel

Lots of niggers

I sometimes goto Sydney for tekken I don't know why anyone would want to be associated with Smash. Even if I loved smash I couldn't be in the same room as those disgusting faggots.

The smash shitter was on a stream right after standing up there was a fucking visible bulge on their ass.

holy shit based.
There's some cool smash guys....
just diamonds in the rough

Link?

Was that supposed to be some sort of 'boom' moment? You know antifa are in fact fascist, they beat out dissenting opinion with violence.

"..fascists divide themselves into two categories: fascists and antifascists."
-Ennio Flaiano

Also we can smell your disgusting friends and yourself through this image.

heh

Probably fewer and fewer as they are chased away from all the disgusting faggots and niggers.

you're talking to a guy who nearly got banned for dabbing on a tranny

Literally our number one player got banned for 6 months

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I dunno, but sometimes shit happens and people shit their pants
hell, one of the runners during SGDQ happened to eat some bad stuff that morning and shit his pants a bit while running his game and had to bow out to use the restroom
it was so bad he had to get new pants, too
whoever shit themselves probably left, thank god I've never shit myself in public, the moment I feel that might even be an issue I will sit on a toilet for half an hour to make absolutely fucking sure

this is what happens when you take a game meant for chilling at your friends house and having a laugh with your favorite Nintendo characters and try to make it competitive

what’s wrong with you people

This gif always confuses me. Why is Riker there and not someone else from TOS?

Lol pretty good. What did that guy get banned for?

I got banned ages ago from the Sydney fgc Facebook for making jokes about autism and one August got offended and I just basically said get over it

>she will not be on this house and take the kids with her
More like what's fucking wrong with America. Instead of the woman trying to help the man out by neutralizing his anger management issues, she's threatening to take his own kids.
The guy just got extremely unlucky and he's most likely one of the few Tekken players that has these rage fits. You'd see a lot worse with Street Fighter, CS:GO, and Melee (at times).
Congratulations. You played yourself for trying to single out one person and say it's what Tekken players are.
inb4 "retarded"

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LOL, what'd you say about auts?
He got banned for picking a guy up by the neck, this was during smash 4.
He's a big guy too, but he's super chill now, contends with killy with number 1 in NSW

I had lunch today you'll have to wait for me to poop to get evidence though

no, they're literally against fascism, they're anti-fascists lol

fascist: I want to use violence and force to segregate and genocide non-whites in order to preserve the white race

anti-fascist: I want to stop the person above from getting to those goals, even if I have to use violence

you: i literally can't tell the difference!

I asked a question but prefaced it by saying "'excuse my autism but..."

Not who you are replying to but you're incredibly stupid and that makes you a very useful idiot.

Truly excellent post

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I unironically don’t get why people wouldn’t shower.

I shower twice a day, condition my hair every day and shampoo every other day. Showering after a trip to the gym or a hike is great. I love putting on my bathrobe, playing vidya, and smelling clean as a rose.

wao

Antifa is a terrorist organization.

maybe that's just a nigger.

>nigger
>with kids in the picture
Doubt it

Twice a day? fucking madman
I shower every work day and if I have like 2 days off and dont plan to go out I skip a day

Was Ryan the one who shit his pants?

I work out every day in some form and I sweat way too much. Once you get into a rhythm of working out and being active it makes every other activity so much better since it eases the nerves. Let me tell ya, unwinding after a work out with some vidya (right now either CTR, Shining Force III, or Sunshine) is amazing. Your body being exhausted and getting sucked into a game is bliss.

No one has heard of the stink strat? See I learned of that at a tourney not so long ago. This guy smelled so bad it distracted the other people from playing at their optimal. So I asked why he doesnt shower and thats when I learned everything. See the thing is these guys are smart they use the awful smell as a way to deter people from playing good and hope that also people drop out so they have less opponents to face. Its a strategy. So they are literally playing dirty!

I heard yugioh players use grease from their unwashed hands to mark cards

he even got that cage where niggers put their kids in.

>inb4 “kek reddit”

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Read the 2nd comment regarding what Smash players have done.
Smelling like feces is just the tip of the toilet.