That is our name. Yet you deny us even this courtesy. You, the white-skinned, jaundice-haired apes of this godsforsaken frozen wilderness. To you Nords, we are the gray ones, the ashen-skinned, the "dark elves" of Morrowind who have as much place in your land as an infection in an open wound.
Indeed, one might be surprised as to just how well we've settled into Windhelm. The district once known as the Snow Quarter is thus named no more. Now, they call it the Gray Quarter, for such is the reality of the Dunmer occupation. The district is now populated entirely by my kind, a victory not lost on its residents.
Oh, but the peaceful occupation goes even further. Thirsty? You'll find no Nord mead hall in the Gray Quarter. But the spirits flow well enough in the New Gnisis Cornerclub. Seeking a respected family? You'll find no Gray-Manes within these walls. But perhaps you'd like to pay a visit to the home of Belyn Hlaalu, descendant of one of the most noble houses in all of Morrowind. Ah, but no. You Nords don't come to the Gray Quarter, do you? You fear our streets as you fear our skin.
So now, "children of Skyrim," you have the truth of it. You may call this province home, but you can no sooner claim to own it than a cow can claim to own its master's field. You are just another breed of domestic animal, grazing stupidly while higher beings plot your slaughter.
>Dunmer think they can do anything at all to the Nords when it took the unification of the Dunmer and the Dwemer at the height of their society to drive out the Nords from Resdayn after the Nords had already weakened themselves through the War of Chieftains after they conquered northern Tamriel
say that to me again, n*rdick subhuman. We drove you out of morrowind and we will push you further east. your nation is cucked by the empire and once Ulfric is deposed we will freely walk your streets as we please. Know your place, snownigger. neck yourself, n'wah suck my dick, piss skins shut up slave
Niggermers are rioting again. Thier floating city just fell and destroyed half of their country.
James Murphy
thats pretty well written
Jack Collins
The Argonians were all suped up on super Hist steroids and the Dunmer were already devastated by the Red Year anyway. I think it's funny the Dunmer finally got their shit pushed in by the Argonians for slavery but let's get the facts straight.
Let's not pretend the Argonians would not have won anyways, they invaded Oblivion and forced Dagon's forces to close the gates to Black Marsh because of how much damage they were doing. The hist is no less a part of them than their tail.
>get FREE living space in the oldest human city in Tamriel, don't have to pay taxes or even fielty to the Jarl so your peoeple wouldn't freeze to death fleeing the Red Year >whine and complain >literally GIVEN Solstheim by the Nords to help out your people >actually have the audacity to call people "outlanders" when they're in Solstheim
Dungmer are such faggots
Kayden Ortiz
dunmer are a better civilization overall though, with the advancements made towards magic and divinity in general. Argonians dont even remember most of their more specialized magics or technology a few generations after arriving.
Juan Ortiz
Vivec and the tribunal faggots deserved what they got. The fall of Vivec was our sign to take over and enslave the West
Cameron Campbell
Reminder that Helseth Hlaalu and house Hlaalu had been BRETON’d into oblivion and Helseth himself was a mongrel who looked like a Breton with red eyes before cuckbride threw a tantrum and had it changed. That even released a patch after Morrowinds release for Daggerfall that made him and his sister into Dumgmer. Dunmer were BORN to serve man.
Easton Lee
The Hist literally control everything about Argonian physiology. Argonians are essentially just husks for the Hist.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Elves are all faggots. We Orcs are real Men and your women crave our BOC
>three chimer using tools created by another race to abuse the power of a foreign god >"advancements towards divinity"
lmao
Landon James
They figured out more than any other race thus far, you dont really see talos sharing anything he learned with anyone else. I'd chalk that up to finding out more about it, also despite their deaths they still contributed to their own race.
Charles Russell
U stupid mazafacka! U shitmer race worshiped tribunal for ages. The fall of Vivec was punishment and it also wipe out most of your stupid race. You are now a truly mudmer because u cant do anything.
Kayden Johnson
>Didn’t even get full divinity, canonically weaker that Tiber Septim and Reman Cyrodiil and Ebonarm >Fans have to support their claims with out of game information
Will TES VI concentrate on the destructions of towers? Todd seems to be losing his shit over having his legacy tarnished and I think he will go all on out to create the best he can in the next TES. Please let this be the best and final TES game
>Your beloved Five Hundred Companions may have driven our ancestors from Skyrim >"our ancestors"
so the snow elves are the ancestors of the altmer or dunmer?
Jason Harris
Coping Manfaggot, we own Solsthiem now, you can fuck off S'wit >FREE living space you put us in ghettos and complain about everything we do, you're the whiny fuckers. N*rds are farcical snowniggers who deserve the imperial thrashing they are about to recieve
Ngl I thought it was pretty racist that Skyrim's race selection menu had Dark Elve's also known as Dunmer instead of the other way around. Same with the other elves too.
Samuel Anderson
>BOC >Not BGC
Isaac Jones
>Hlaalu >noble
Sebastian James
Fellow nord brothers, I believe it is time for us to genocide these.. elfs... things.
Do not mind the rumors of me having an affair with a high elf.
James Robinson
What is this from?
Ethan Long
Talos literally can't share anything with anyone, he ascended with the rest of the Aedra. The Dwemer are the only race to "figure out" divinity, they figured out tonal architecture, they figured out how to tap into the Heart, they were going to create their own fucking god with their knowledge. All the Dunmer ever did was worship a bunch of fucking traitors that ended up causing the biggest natural disaster they ever experienced. The Dunmer do not even culturally have anything dealing with tonal magic like the Nords or Redguards do. Nothing.
Juan Thomas
>literally dresses in bug parts
Shut the fuck up, you disgusting fucking mud eater.
Ayden Murphy
Why can't I remember which game commonly glitched into T poses? Was it Morrowind or Oblivion?
Charles Parker
>BOC Blue Öyster Cult?
Levi Davis
Dungmer would take anyones achievements if they could. They just do not deliver much on their own.
Benjamin Rodriguez
We Orcs are the pride of the world and all women(Especially elves) crave us and will gladly use any magic to rid themselves of weaker races. Oblivion was more common for me.
Shut the fuck up Dunmer or I'll ask you if you've seen any elves.
Michael Cooper
why would they take the falmers achievements if they achieved nothing?
Evan Brooks
>Tiber Septim you get that TS was never really as powerful as he was made out to be, right? It's quite literally the most obvious example of man becoming myth, in the same way that Kim jong-ils accomplishments have been aggrandized and embellished by NK media
It could literally not be any more obvious
Camden Lee
>Voryn Dagoth follows the orders of his friend and King Indoril Nerevar >Is repaid with death for his loyal service
The Dungmer can't even be good to their own people.
WE are the pure mers. We are the sun. We are the redemtion. We are the true survants of eight gods!
Let us roas other mers.
Niggermer - they have a mad gods and stuped house system that prevents tham from glory. Greenmers - fucking cunnibals worshiping moving logs. Orcs are shit and u dont even consider tham mers. Snow mers lose to 10 fucking people. Maomers are just worthless.
Dwemers are the only other mers that is cool, but they abandoned our gods and were punished.
Fuck lizard people and fuck drug-cats. Cats are our slaves forever.
The orc wifes currently sucking my 12" Valenwood BBC after I killed their chieftain would disagree. My left ball is still free to suck for a cute little orc boy, interested?
They have been at least usefull to the Dwemer unlike the Dungmer who were not useful for anyone a single day in their life.
Aiden Long
How do you have a 12" when you aren't even 12" tall?
Austin Wright
>Though they are considered less influential than some of their Elven brethren, the Bosmer are also relatively prone to producing offspring. As a result, they outnumber all other mer on Tamriel.
>Woodcucks even relevant OH HAHAHA NO NO HAHAHAH OH LAWD HAHAHAHA Don't make me burn down your woods again while i run train on your "Females"
Benjamin Harris
Reminder that the Orcs canonically got BTFO by the Bretons and had to leave High Rock and Orsinium.
Jaxson Price
Redoran are the only God Tier Great House. While Redoran was literally pulling Morrowind out of the fires of total destruction the Telvanni were all jerking off in each others mouths in their shitty mushrooms.
Orcs are only good as fuckpigs for real mer-men. Nothing is quite as erotic as taking down a big buff orc boy and make that piggy squeal. You guys should appreciate that, you entire culture is based on getting cucked by other races, your god, your chieftain even out of your merdom.
Michael James
This is a bad meme from one lore book. We’ve seen half races, in Daggerfall, Resguard, Oblivion and Skyrim. This is only true in Morrowind when they added that stupid book and never before or after
>Woodcucks think they are even relevant Don't worry LITTLE man. When i'm done with your women you will have more "BASED" woodcucks spawn from superior seed. Maybe one day your race will be able to grow more than 4 foot
Easton Turner
So as fucking crusaders. Muslims are just protected by deserts so you know.
Nathaniel Hall
Which only happened because the current seat of the Empire are a bunch of retards. They got blown the fuck out in a real land skirmish.
I always plays as imperial. They've seen some stuff. They are pretty much the best race.
Dylan Morales
Based, ancestor of the Breton Manmeri ( strongest Tamrielic race ) Respected by all.
Kevin Martinez
Of course N*rdick """men""" crave Dunmer CHAD dick it's better than what sorry excuses for armour you faggot men wear. uncultured pig, your women belong to dunmer cock fuck off (((imperial))) the falmer are dwemer slaves that retard is the sole reason the three tribunal jackasses took power. fuck off. that nigger is dead piss skin cunt i am a proud Telvanni chad your people were literally born on elven dick, fuck off N'wah nigger
>BTFO by a bunch of humans and their hate-powered robot >Master of anything
Pick one
Gabriel Jones
>actually role playing as Imperial, the fucking most boring and uninteresting race in TES >the race that has literally just been GIVEN everything either by some deus ex machina by the Aedra or the work of other races
>but not Arkay who was also a man once too inconsistent fucks
Owen King
That's not true.
Ethan Robinson
>any game before Morrowind mattering I'll maybe give you Daggerfall but everything else is pure garbage that not even boomers hold nostalgia for.
Robert Kelly
well Altmers are superior, because only time they lose is when Talos cheated and used fucking robot.
Justin Lopez
>marijuana I hate to be off topic, but that's such bullshit I have to call it out. I'm a stoner and that shit makes your eyes bloodshot as hell, like you've been in a chlorine pool with your eyes open.
Alexander Carter
Orcs are niggers you fucking neanderthal.
Hunter Gray
>We’ve seen half races not there wasn't any.
Dylan Clark
>shit stained elves >superior in anyway lmao, go back to being cucked by your chieftain urog
Jack Johnson
Daggerfall and Battlespire, you mean
Parker Watson
Well this is achually was his avatar. And Talos is achually avatar of Lorkhan the traitor god.
Josiah Ortiz
I maybe 56% elf but i inherited the good bits and the 44% nord blood makes me ineherently better than you.
Benjamin Murphy
Six day war
Adrian Price
>Nord U are a dum dum
Alexander Cook
>causes your precious robot to get BFTO in return in the end anyway >comes back from the dead some time afterwards What a useless fucking robot, lol
The role of Orcs in TES is to be eternally fucked over.
James Thomas
Mostly agree but Altmer have mages that can are capable of fighting the Numidium. Telvanni can't even dream of that level of power.
William Turner
Lizards are niggers, dunmers are slavs, orcs are jews.
Cooper Wood
inb4 Ancestor Moth copypasta
Caleb Nelson
>proud dunmer culture
So this.. is utopia.
Leo Mitchell
>that big orc mama GIB ME MILKIES
Evan Gomez
>A race of literal daedra shit. Sure thing.
Nicholas Rivera
>implying they didn't ask for it Dindorks go.
Hunter Edwards
Do you think they have litters when impregnated by Breton sperm that result in smaller babies? Haha.
Jack Kelly
Nords are factually the most impressive race of current Kalpa men and have had the most conquests of any race of men. Imperials aren't shit without the support of Nords, Nords helped Alessia's rebellion then the Nords kicked Alessia and her retarded Empire out of Skyrim when Wulfharth got tired of their shit. The only thing Imperials managed to do was make Akatosh even more insane.
Jaxson Martinez
Go get Corprus then suck off Vivvec while asking for a cure, oh wait you cant cause Mehrunes took him and probably just gave him to Molag Baal for fun. and just a reminder that your savior the Neravar, the only smart Dunmur chose to come back to like as someone not native to the Morrowind shithole and was probably an Argonian after he saw how hard they could kick your ass
Eli Bailey
>Todd seems to be losing his shit over having his legacy tarnished Hmmm?
Cooper Perry
I mean Numidium is such a fucking stupid device. Why tf it works when it took souls of all the dwermer to start it.
Hunter Ross
>Breton sperm you mean that water you drink?
Adam Roberts
Bretons are the only likeable race in TES.
Samuel Taylor
they are niggers. Everyone hates niggers.
Jordan Miller
At this point, probably the most mysterious too.
Carson Lopez
you're thinking of Redguards
John Taylor
Yeh, it’s Arkay not Zen.
Carson Wilson
>Altmer Propaganda
Kys
Carter Sullivan
>race entirely defined by their ancestors being dicked by elves for centuries and them always fighting and back stabbing each other >likeable
LOL
Julian Anderson
>his legacy tarnished that's a bit presumptuous of him. His job is to whip the code monkeys and nothing else.
Jace Martinez
Altmer are jews, orcs are niggers and the dunmer are Asians.
Nathaniel Jones
Lol Redguards are muslim you piece of shit.
Eli Wood
>Dag Hlaalus are mixed >Redguard There’s a Half Nord-Imperial >Oblivion Mankar Cameron is half Altmer half Bosmer >Skyrim Plegias is clearly a Human with Altmer admixture
Lincoln Walker
Altmers are the best so you kys.
Owen Wood
how are Bretons niggers?
Ian Stewart
>when the Anglos raped the Celts and Saxons >lead a near-Global Empire for 400 years
Success breeds jealousy, friend.
Leo Barnes
hopefully bethesda brings back the suthay raht khajiit as seen in Morrowind, I prefer them over the species of khajiit in skyrim/oblivion
The are black and they are living close to muslims
Zachary Ramirez
A child of mixed-race(human/specificelf not human/human) is the same race as the mother. Its not "old lore" its still in Skyrim and TES online. Dag is Dungmer Human mutt Mankar is a Bosmer Pelagius was an Imperial.
Gavin Torres
Also having largest merchant fleet, largest trade value, also affinity to magic, and being the ear of Emperors.
they also have an active Tower in their territory, beat the Redguards in war and stole the princess of Sentinel
William Cook
That's some Jew law shit so they can feel like their mutt children are still part of the tribe.
Levi Robinson
Homosexual.
Michael Green
also beeing black. I knew you were a cuck.
Charles Thomas
>Most advanced culture in TES >Many nations, all self sustaining >Drove Orcs out >Created the modern Empire >Beat the Bosmer, Redguard, Deadea combined armies >Chivalric culture beyond reproach >Best mages in Tamriel
Brody Barnes
>The are black what >they are living close to muslims like Nords and Imperials?
i really liked morrowind as a whole and ended up being invested in his lore while progressing with the main quest but dunmers are still basically niggers with telvanni being the only exception to the rule
Jaxon Gonzalez
disprove the image
Leo Russell
>MER are all faggots >We orciMER are real men.
Thank god you idiots have teeth sticking out of your face. Sure makes the natural mouth breathing a lot easier.
I actually like Arena better than Daggerfall. The dungeons are well put together, not a chore. The main quest is straight forward. Tharn is deliciously campy. The dream sequences are cool. Too much half-baked or unfinished stuff in Daggerfall.
>be pathetic dungmer >fuck up entire race is cursed by daedra >island invaded by l*zards and almost get wiped out >so retarded we build all of our major cities either next to l*zard border or right around a massive volcano >bigass volcano erupts and kills pretty much everything around and blankets everything in ash >mass exodus to skyrim >Windhelm takes us in but makes us live in the shitty part of town, shitty dungmer culture makes it even shittier >one night sitting in my shitty house drinking shitty alcohol trying to forget that I'm a dungmer when I hear someone yelling insults >look out window and see none other than Rolff Stone-Fist >he is calling us stupid shitty dungmer and saying our ancestors are shit >"h-hey, s-stop that, or y-you'll face my w-wrath, N'wah..." >he looks up at me in my window >"who's the fucking N'wah here? Oh yeah, YOU! HAHAHAHA STUPID DUNGMER" >get so mad at him I try to summon my ancestral ghost to kill him >remember that the gods took away our power to summon ghosts >slink back into shitty house and drink more Shein while Rolff yells more insults at us >next morning see Rolff and another nord harassing a Dunmer woman who lives near me >say nothing out of fear
Todd actively and enthusiastically has been raping and destroying elder scrolls at every chance he gets so I’m not sure what fairy land you live in.
Alexander Phillips
this might not be the best place to ask but LE or SSE?
Cameron Stewart
Just replace dunmer with black man, and the other parts with vague shit related to western civilzation. It might even be some real hotep shit originally. I like TES too, just saying it's not shocking that one guy broke and is now nigger spamming.
I hated main quest in Skyrim, cuz it is stupid and Alduin is a weak lizard fuck. But i still mod the shit out of it.
Grayson King
I just want to chill on gigantic Valenwood trees, is it too much to ask for?
Luke Murphy
and eat your childs' corpse.
Adrian Moore
So someone on /pol/ converted that to be about black people? Jesus fuck.
Carter Moore
Says the race that only exists because they ran their mouths to Azura.
Camden Phillips
Of course, I want full woodnigger experience
Ethan Evans
I wouldn't be surprised if they did. That said, that kind of shit is the identity of Yea Forums a la Yea Forums back in the day. So if some petty shit like that offends you, you should probably bugger off.
Jordan Bailey
KARA BOGA
Hunter Cruz
nice. dont forget to join wild hunt.
Easton Williams
I want a hot high elf to femdom me owo.
Eli Baker
Yes.
Samuel Evans
Blah blah blah a bunch of butchered lore is all I read
Charles Cook
>fucking whiteskins nothing but dirty apes >*gets btfo by lizards* >ahhh pls help us wypipo!! >*proceeds to form ghettos and commit crime in nord cities* >fucking raycis wypipo!
Nicholas Davis
confirmed gay for not wanting to fuck orc women
Dylan Bailey
>listening to rap beyond the age of 13
Landon Davis
Here we can see the uncivilized orc who is a slave to his lust and rage. He picks up an axe instead of a book. Let us true orcs point at him and laugh. Hohohoho!
WE DUN LIKE YER NWAH KIIND ROUND HYUR YUUSSSIR, UHM MMM. *Hyuck* Ey, pass me summadat 'jamma skeeter quit'cher hoggin' garddermit. Redo-RAN 2020. Outlanders OUT.
Carson Brown
So I started playing Morrowind for the first time a couple days ago, following Yea Forums's advice to download MCP (bug fixes only) and Patch for Purists. It's been working pretty good so far, only technical issue I've been having is that the game crashes whenever I alt-tab in fullscreen mode.
I started out as a Nord crusader, got off the boat, got my orders, and rode a giant bug. I asked around and found the Gayus guy I was supposed to talk to, joining the Thieves Guild along the way. Gayus recommended that I join the Fighters Guild to work on becoming less of a bitch, so I've pretty much just been doing assignments for both of those guilds, knicking whatever I could get my hands on that looked interesting or valuable, plus a bunch of potion ingredients to make potions to sell for a bit of extra gold. I also got arrested for stealing an alchemist's mortar and pestle and trying to sell it back to her. On the way to some mine I ran into a naked Nord brother who got his stuff stolen by a witch. I thought he was kind of a dick but the witch who stole his stuff was acting like a bigger dick so we kicked her teeth in and got his stuff back. Right now I'm trying to figure out a solution to the dilemma I'm having, my latest Fighters Guild quest is to forcefully get a book from a member of the Thieves Guild, but if I do that then the Thieves Guild will hate me, and if I don't then I'll keep being a bitch. On one hand, I really like thievery, but on the other hand, not being a bitch sounds nice too.
Super saiyan argonians would have crushed any race
Elijah Garcia
the bogpill is going too far
Josiah Nguyen
I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy I'm calling out from Scatland I'm calling out from Scatman's world If you wanna break free you better listen to me You got to learn how to see in your fantasy Everybody's talkin' something very shockin' just to Keep on blockin' what they're feelin' inside But listen to me brother, you just keep on walkin' 'cause You and me and sister ain't got nothin' to hide Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man Tell me 'bout the colour of your soul If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution Then I don't want to hear your stories told I want to welcome you to Scatman's world
Nords would still be shitting in snow mounds if it weren't for imperial culture
Cameron King
Why did Dagoth or Dwemer never get replaced but Hlaalu did. Also in the modern age where the Houses are more political parties than tribal groups, why even bother destroying them? What does that even mean? Couldn't Hlaalu or Hlaalu aligned families just join another House?
Josiah Butler
argonians lost pretty much every conflict they were involved in, they only defeated hte oblivion invasion because of some hist magic and plot bullshit, and ocupied part of southern morrowind after 2 back to back disasters fore the dunmer, lizards couldnt win a real war against anybody
Dylan Peterson
based
Caleb Johnson
>all those deleted posts I assume they're all from one autist
Grayson Walker
Just a bunch of niggers
Elijah Barnes
the lore in 1 and 2 has been retconed so much you probably shouldnt pay any attention to it
Isaac Ward
sneed beyond feed outlander
Lucas Rogers
how were they sucsesful? they were moderatly important during the imperial occupation but got destroyed after to a point there not even a house anymore because they were traitors
Matthew Lopez
it really doesnt matter, morrowind has best lore and world builing and plot but hte games are disconected from each other so you dont have to know the others to play them
>I started out as a Nord crusader absolutely heretical why would you play that bland shit when you can play as a dunmer?
William King
>my latest Fighters Guild quest is to forcefully get a book from a member of the Thieves Guild, but if I do that then the Thieves Guild will hate me thers a way around it if i remember correctly, try to google it i remember getting the top rank with both
Lincoln Adams
When last time I played Skyrim I got to the Last Dragonborn expansion and suddenly it hit me like a truck.
Why am I playing this shit game when I could be playing something actually good?
So I installed Morrowind and played it till I got to Vivec and then it hit me. Why am I playing this garbage game when I could be playing something actually good?
So I made a female dunmer knight of the Order of the Dragon. DEUS VULT N'WAH
Logan Robinson
based and tribunal pilled
Evan Barnes
true
Jason Parker
its literally in front of a brothel, also suran is a degenerate city
Hudson Allen
>Dagoth it got removed as a official greta house and hllalu were seen as traitors so they got removed from power
John Fisher
kek
Juan Lopez
>another shitty general pretending not to be
Jason Stewart
>something actually good and what would that be?
Gavin Diaz
WAH WAH THEY ARE DISCUSSING VIDEO GAMES ON Yea Forums INSTEAD OF BLACKED MODS PLS DO SOMETHING
Matthew Bennett
UH, ALL THE MER OR KNIFE EARS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, LEAVE TAMRIEL BECAUSE IT'S FOR MEN ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL GENOCIDE THE ELVES AGAIN!!!
House Dagoth got wiped of the map. There's a book that deals with how they dealt with all the orphans, who were allowed to be raised as a different house, called The Poison Song. en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Poison_Song It has some incorrect things in terms of dates, but it's a fun read. It really clarifies how hereditary the houses are and how that impacts Dunmer culture.
Connor Martin
Except for those Argonians that do not ingest Hist during their youth; their connection is severed and yet they're able to live their lives normally
David Powell
>dunmer and nords fighting this is wrong, we need to work together against commons enemy
Carter Gutierrez
Dunmer are like real life shitskins - useless. Nice copy+paste, cuck.
Elijah Murphy
d*nmer = property
Juan Foster
yeah because nu bethesda writers dont give a fuck about the lore and wanted muh special strong independent argoanians
Bentley Martin
reminder nords live in straw huts while redguard lives in sand palaces.
Luke Thomas
i have no idea what youre saying
Eli Kelly
Fuck Dark Elves, they literally murder or enslave foreigners in their own lands but they kick up a fuss that Nords aren't very nice to them.
Plus, Solstheim used to be a Skyrim territory, but they gave it to the Dark Elves for their refugees.
Nords are the only reason the dunmer still exist they gave them a whole island to populate and regroup after the argonians wrecked their country
Jackson Phillips
Reminder to play male dunmer and have Lydia smoother you with her big nord milkers and then play fem dunmer and take fur covered dong from Vilkas. Everyone's happy.
Gavin Nguyen
No, it's programming. Every humanoid NPC is one of the races. One. Not two. Not half. This is Gamebryo, not The Sims.
Wyatt Torres
Cope, (((Thalmor)))
Juan Green
>n-n-no master N-Nord! please dont k--kick us out! >D-Dragonborn! P-p-please talk to them!
Camden Cook
Farkas and Vilkas are both brainlets no matter what the even dumber one says. If a greyskin girl wants some nord cock, they're better off with someone like Hadvar. The only advantage of fucking a werewolf is that they're immune to disease and cannot infect others.
but Pelly, the ones you slaughtered were the cunt elves. You know, the ones who were such assholes that they considered your race to be below animals so you proved them wrong by driving them to extinction. The bronze skin ones to the east, the ones hanging out with the engineer gnomes that disappeared, those didn't give you shit. And they became the grey skinned red eyed ones.
Gavin Evans
>Too bad eso is such shit It's not great but it's not the worst elder scrolls game either
Dominic Butler
Orcs are basque and finns nords are chinese niggers Lizards are Greek, Dunmer are turks
Leo Smith
>Hlaalu >noble
Uncle Crassius diddled your ancestors
Cameron Lopez
I'm not hopeful. Skyrim was a weak entry but at least the lore it introduced was on point, after FO4 I'm a bit worried for how idiotic the questing and world building is going to be.
Kevin Bailey
he wasnt breton he was born in atmora
Ayden Wood
In order to open the portal to Paradise in Oblivion, you need the blood of an Aedra (god). You use the blood of Talos, and the ritual succeeds. Therefore, Talos is a literal god.
Gabriel Johnson
>Lou Tiing kek
Isaac Baker
>but at least the lore it introduced was on point most of the new lore was shit only the one they sued from previous games was good, the way they did dragons was retarded
Camden Cox
the "he was breton" story is just a mutt cope
Ryder Scott
Why the fuck my PP hard
Angel Ross
>snowniggers
why is it that this term is exclusively used by real, breathing actual niggers?
Luis Stewart
Hjalti Early-beard is a full on Nordic name with a Nordic clan surname.
Bretons are fucking trash.
Camden Cox
fpbp
Liam Barnes
lmao triggered
Wyatt Lewis
varg iz black
Grayson Gomez
God TESO designs are so shitty. Look at that bland soulless garbage. Literally an ambiguous dark skinned D&D faggot with a mace. NOTHING there says "Maormer".
No, that is just the original design. The moon cycle shit is just a retcon by Bethesda.
Isaac Stewart
>Nords bring Tamriel to heel through fire and steel >Redguards splitting the atom >Argonians invading Oblivion and doing Hist shenanigans >Altmer creating a new Reich and making huge strides in exterminating mankind >Bretons and Bosmer breed like Rabbits and slowly taking the ascendancy >Imperials are still the big boys in town >Orcs making the best of a bad situation
Meanwhile the Dunmer are too busy getting cursed and worshipping demons to notice their Volcano blowing up and rekking their entire race, and let's not even start with the Khajit.
Dark Elves are the ultimate fedora choice
Anthony Adams
I want animated Elder Scrolls so bad. Its a shame this is the closest we'll get to such a thing. youtu.be/GVQmYF35w74
>Nords bring Tamriel to heel through fire and steel No they don't though. They got kicked out of all the provinces they tried to conquer. The only real success was in Skyrim and back then they were Atmorans so it barely counts anyway.
Jason Reyes
>GUY with a dwarven gauntlet watching
is that nerevarine?
Brandon Gutierrez
SSE. Most of the core mods have been ported already.
Jayden Bennett
uhh i have a bad feeling about this, but before it gets out of hand, doc, please, i need my daily dosage
I know Skywind is going to be bad... Why am I still excited for it?
Ethan Miller
>imagine being so beta that you're not only descended from elf rape. It was the elves who did the raping.
Joshua White
Because it's free so you have nothing to lose if it sucks. Which is why I dont understand why everyone here get's so asshurt over these mods. If they're bad it's not like they wasted their money
Nicholas Campbell
were kahjit turning into cats from humans also dragon break? it doesnt matter if they give a fancy name to it chaning established lore to change your current game is retcon
has anyone tried modding Morrowind with Mod Organizer 2? I'm a fucking brainlet I don't know how to mod. I hear using it is easier than normal modding.
Isaac Richardson
There is a morrowind plugin on the nexus, you could probably try that. Never tried it myself though.
Kayden Hill
why do people say pelinal was a robot? I'm new to Elder Scrolls lore
Nathaniel Gray
being a stormcloak is much more immersive than being an imperial and you can't change my mind nevermind muh big picture, it just feels better to be fantasy william wallace if the empire actually had some unique gameplay, like formations or whatever, it might have been different tho
Josiah Kelly
why are there so many deleted posts in this thread
Leo Garcia
All elves should be genocided.
Angel Peterson
probably something kirkbride said on some forum somewhere. pelinal is also gay and a time-traveller. so is queen ayrenn.
Mason Collins
When will trannies stop being mad? We know you want another Fallout with a 73% female lead like in NV but it won't happen :)
Nonsensical post + ":)" 4/10. Apply yourself next time.
Leo Stewart
Mede Empire is shit anyway, and ever since Daggerfall the background theme of TES is the slow decay and destruction of the Empire.
>inb4 hurr durr the thalmor will just instantly teleport into skyrim and kill everyone if the empire is defeated in the civil war duurrrr
Kayden Carter
Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!
mods doing their job to be fair this thread is also a shitpost but i guess you need to allow something to stay up
Asher Allen
More like Bogmer.
Anthony Smith
MO2 now natively supports Morrowind, I've just never used MO2 before. I'm not sure how it mods the game myself.
Nicholas Rodriguez
is morrowind a good place to start if i want to try the series
Colton Torres
>this thread is also a shitpost
It's literally taken from a fucking book in Skyrim.
Carter Williams
hey, that just means it's a professionally written, high tier lore friendly shitpost.
Sebastian Wilson
instead of straight-up dumping mods into game installations like nexus mod manager, mod organiser creates a virtual installation of the game and then moves mods into that, leaving your game's installation completely untouched, reducing the risk of completely breaking shit. i think.
Just remember Morrowind is an actual RPG unlike the later games, it tries its best to be a 3D D&D dice roll system. You have to think about how you build your character in the beginning of the game. For example Nords get +10 to Axes on default, making a Nord and giving them Short Blade as a Major skill is a recipe for frustration for a newer player. Also be sure you keep your Stamina bar as high as possible at all times. Stamina (Fatigue) affects literally everything you do, even mixing potions and trying to unlock chests or doors.
Aaron Rivera
So I just download mods into MO2 and it just works? I see am I amble to "run" the game through MO2. Do I just download mods into MO2 and then run the game?
ohhh that's what you meant by how it works basically yeah. install them, make sure the load order is how you want and run. though some things might need to be installed in special ways, programs like skse. any exe has to be run through mod organizer itself, including the game's one.
Aiden Ortiz
Yes, though it'll ruin the subsequent entries for you. Every follow up game is a downgrade from the previous, at least in terms of RPG elements and storytelling. Just keep in mind that the gameplay is a bit dated in the sense that there's no staples of a modern RPG in it; balance is nonexistent (you can break the game easily), there's no modern fast travel, and there are no quest markers. You actually have to find and look for things instead of following an arrow.
Literally became injuns that drank themselves to death in Wood Elf lands after getting thrown out of Cyrodiil by Humans and Whitestrake LMAO.
Gabriel Foster
the only character that has actually, canonically achieved CHIM
Brayden Adams
Why are Grayskins so desrespectful when they're being unwanted immigrants in Nord Lands? Ulfric is a shameful modernist, imagine if the High King were Hoag Merkiller or Ysmir himself.
Anthony Gomez
I managed to get the code book discreetly by out niggering the nigger and pickpocketing it off of her, but now I have a different problem. When I go back to Fire Eye she won't give me another assignment, when I mention orders she just keeps mentioning the code book. Do I have to be a higher rank to get the next one?
TESO has actual trannies with walls of autistic SJW dialogue detailing how they transitioned and how people were accepting.
Eli Reed
Bretons are technically half-elves
Brody King
I live in what is definitely not the richest and most prosperous city and I haven't ran into any disrespectful Morrowind immigrants. Stop generalizing. That's something that only every single altmer does.
I'm gonna play nord dragonborn and gonna bring her to the temple of Mara, if you get what I'm saying.
Austin Long
t. Doesn't know how gods work in tes Man becoming myth is a lot more literal in tes Universe, ie, if a lot of retards start believing he's a God, then he becomes a God. If people stop worshiping him, he's no longer a God and that's what the Thalmor are trying to do.
Christopher Edwards
I like playing a dark elf that sides with the stormcloaks though I mostly only play the game for the mods
Gavin Wright
Patch for Purists has a bug relating to that quest, type in “journal FG_deseledebt 10” into the console to get the next quest
Nathan Sullivan
Yup, that's him.
Xavier Wood
I play dark elf who's somewhat sympathetic to nords and stormcloaks but doesn't side with anyone and fights Alduin and thalmor.
Nolan Sanchez
I put that in and got the first journal entry for that quest, next time I'm back in Balmora I'll see if it fixed everything, thanks
Christian Ward
Azura looks like a nigger
Cameron Lee
Meridia top waifu. I want to touch her beacons.
Blake Turner
I play as a pale skinned Orc mutt who was born as a rapebaby by a Nord mother.
Mason Jenkins
Make it a nord father then, because that's how it works.
Oliver Phillips
That's not how mongrels work in TES. In TES the race of a child is always the race of the mother with some minor features from the father.
Thomas Cook
you tell them n'wahs, brother
David Jenkins
>all of these recent Morrowind threads popping up as of late I'm not saying I hate Morrowind, in fact I'm planning on doing a playthrough when I get the time, but why all the sudden same topics?
Akatusk was Akatosh, Alduin, and Auri-El before they were trisected into three separate deities by the Marukhati Selective, an Alessian order of mages that tried to excise all Merish influence in the Alessian pantheon by quite literally stripping out all the elvish aspects in Akatusk. Thus, Akatusk was split into three deities: Auri-El which was the elven interpretation, Akatosh which was the Alessian interpretation, and Alduin which was Atmoran/Nedic interpretation. This caused a rather nasty Dragon Break and fucked up Tamriel for over a millennium.
as a guide to installing some nice mods. Just be aware of how you should build your character or else the beginning of the game is going to be very hard for you. Higher numbers = better, always keep your Fatigue (Stamina) as high as possible, never go into battle under 80% Fatigue.
Caleb Diaz
>tfw no dark elf battle buddy shag toy >ywn let off steam after fleeing a high level encounter by ploughing your companion on an emperor parasol mushroom under the the twin full moons Why even fucking live
>Someone posts the Ricardo Milos Dagoth Ur gif >For some fucking reason I get a sudden irrepressible need to play Morrowind >already 40 hours in and counting
Cant use jaundice as a description of hair it’s exclusively for skin
Ian Murphy
I thought it was eyes too?
Joseph Rodriguez
>Inigo
man of taste
David Rogers
Thank you. I googled it, but all I got was a bunch of Naruto shit.
Nathan Lee
reminder that >one of the most powerful mages was a nord, Arch-Mage Shalidor >best warriors are nords, even redguards can't beat them >thu'um is for the dragonborn. and nords. >nords live in comfy skyrim where it's always cool and never too hot >descendants of the OG men
Jacob Butler
>Skyrim finally gets made >literally no Nord in the game asks about seeing any elves
Hlaalu is still a house but they're no longer a great house and seething other Dunmer act like they're a good scapegoat for their assmad at the Empire itself it always does make me mad you can't side with the Hlaalu family on Solstheim, nor that no one has modded for it
Brody Rogers
The board seems to go in spasms of daily threads on certain games, not that I mind like a few weeks back where we had daily maximum comfy kotor threads
Aaron Perez
Altmer/High Elves are literally the master race.
>Most intelligent race >Best race at magic >Tallest race >Live the longest
Jason Lee
If High Elves are so smart why don't that believe in Talos?
Checkmate Thalmor.
John Parker
They were also the first civilization.
Thomas Hughes
Dunmer are literally only elves of the all elves of all games I like.
Henry Thomas
They know that if they won't believe him he will go away.
Thalmor and Altmer aren't the same though. Thalmor are just political party. Altmer are an entire race.
Jason Phillips
Neither are good stealth archers.
Adrian Sanders
"Well well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat." >I came here as a prisoner!
"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm." >I looted this helm from a dead bandit.
"Well la-dee-dah Mr. House Telvanni slaver. >Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."
"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!" >Oh what do you know?!
"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions" >Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!
Is N'wah supposed to be a fantasy version of 'n-word' or just a coincidence?
Parker Sullivan
Inigo or Julan?
James Anderson
Have you heard of the High Elves?
Gabriel Jackson
(((Dunmer))) BTFO, will they ever recover?
Benjamin Taylor
>She's mine now. Don’t you step on my toes, you dung-burning barbarian! I bet you pray to T*los every night. Your dad smells like skooma, and your mom gets sodomized by grayskins.
I'm going to drop see red pills that you will hate. But you need to know this.
in the ending of Oblivion you did not become sheogorath. That was a lie.it was all a grand illusion. You spent the entire time in the shivering isles doing drugs and meeting scizophrenics. Sheogorath told you that you were a good and you believed him like a fucking dumbass. You can't ascend into a daedra, and your only power as sheogorath is to "change the weather" but news flash, do you see anyone else notice that the weather has changed? No, he gave you a spl that makes you think the any is changing. Sheo tricked your ass. That quest in Skyrim doesn't prove anything infact it proves that sheo is still the exact same and not the hero he tricked in Oblivion.
Cue dipshits arguing about this.
Ian Johnson
>Dunmer think they can do anything at all to the Nords when it took the unification of the Dunmer and the Dwemer at the height of their society to drive out the Nords from Resdayn after the Nords had already weakened themselves through the War of Chieftains after they conquered northern Tamriel
And then Todd went and imperialized the fuck out of them to the point where its hard to tell them apart from the Imperials/Bretons/Light skinned Redguard. I will never not be mad.
n'wah means outsider or something like that but you could always say nig'wah
Eli Hernandez
All of FO4's faults were caused by Fucking Emil, Todd stated that Voiced Protag was a terrible idea that killed roleplaying, the DLC that came out later added a lot of cut stuff from Vanilla Fo4, including Skilltests since todd was directing this time,
Austin Price
big if true i always hated Shivering Isles dlc
Brandon Perry
Yeah, they should cooperate at this point.
Bentley Gray
It's not true. Just another lorelet that doesn't know about mantling.
Camden Hall
How fucking ironic since you don't have a fucking clue what mantling is either newfag, let's start with the very basic premise of mantling and how often it has occured with the requirements.
also Sheogorath never said you were mantling him, he said you were only given the title of madking. Please explain to the thread how sheogorath could be mantled.
Sebastian Fisher
he became jyggalag you r tard
Jaxon Brown
Altmer and Dunmer women are Human property
Henry Nelson
>madking Yep. Lorelet.
Alexander Ross
Funny since every slavery and racial raping in TES were about elven men fucking human women.
Caleb Nguyen
BLA BLA BLA fuck you elf shit suck on my demi god cock
>altmer Nah. >dunmer Sure, qt dunmer women for nord men and dunmer men for big tiddy nord women.
Ryan Peterson
Dunmer are literal roasties.
Angel Scott
Some of them are. Or are we going by the logic "if she breaths - she's a thot"? In which case all women (human too) are roasties.
Ayden Baker
Prove it lmao. You guys are so fucking hilarious that you keep falling for the simplest ruse I can't help imagining you posting without wearing helmets.
Seriously, explain what mantling is, and then explain how it's done. Then try and pull some.mental gymnastics to explain the connection between the champion of cyrodil mantled a god of madness.
>doesn't want a wide hipped altmer lady with shimmering gold skin to forcefully remove your seed
ok retard
Justin Mitchell
It's not that I don't want altmer wife, but right now it doesn't make sense to say that atlmer women are for nords. Dunmer are somewhat integrated and I can see marriages happening between them and nords. Altmer would be rare indeed. But haughty altmer noblewoman would probably be the best wife.
Jayden Rodriguez
yeah I get what you're saying right now bro
Dunmer are mega cute, especially with the red eyes imo
Sebastian Hernandez
Doesn't he say he was 'there for the whole blasted affair" when talking about Oblivion's main quest and some of the guild questlines?
Aaron Collins
Nords and Dunmer have very rich history as well as a very bloody and intertwined history. They are the most Lorkhanic races in Tamriel.
Lucas Powell
>: "You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old? You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... You know, I was there for that whole sordid affair. Marvelous time! Butterflies, blood, a Fox, a severed head... Oh, and the cheese! To die for."
Sheo is deliberately referencing Oblivion's Main quest and guild quests here. How would a non mantled Sheogorath say he was "there" when your only interaction with him outside Shivering Isles is his Daedric quest?
Kayden Jenkins
Does that directly translate to "I resolved the crisis" or "I watched as the hero of cyrodil solved the Oblivion crisis"
Considering the crisis happened everywhere around tamriel it means very little. Just the fact that he was old enough to have lived through it as a god means he was there.
Leo Watson
That pictur from fallout 3 as the nuke :^)
Evan Gutierrez
Read Because you've become bias in your own theory and won't consider any alternative facts when there is no direct evidence to support the claim that the CoC mantled sheogorath. When the CoC last talked to sheogorath the only thing he was given was his outfit, a spell that changes the weather, and fuck all to do. We know that the dark seducers and golden saints enable the citizens and their delusions, so if you think they are reliable when they call you sheogorath you'd have to be extra naive.
That makes absolutely no sense because any Daedric prince would then say they were "there". And he is the only Daedric prince that references Oblivion. You're arguments are not very strong. Sheo in Skyrim is referencing things CoC saw first hand.
Hunter Fisher
>bUt MuH GaMePlAy MeChAnIcS ArE CaNoN RePrEsEnTaTiVes!111 Damn, you really are new to this.
Hudson Clark
Gods watch over everything. Who's to say sheo wasn't specifically watching the hero of kvatch and thinking it'd be funny to make him insane?
Connor Roberts
I like how you ignored the rest of the guild references.
Julian Nelson
>is the only Daedric Prince in Skyrim that references anything that happens in Oblivion >throws out scenarios that the CoC experienced first hand >"he didn't mantle him bro"
Yeah nah, the basis of your argument is nonsense. You're taking some slight gameplay oversights and running with them. Even Morrowind is filled with shit like this. In Morrowind lore Dagoth Ur's Ash Vampires somehow managed to fuck up Almalexia and Sotha Sil, gameplay wise these same Ash Vampires are fucking pushovers and Almalexia from Tribunal (a VERY weakened Almalexia) could easily curb stomp any of Ur's Ash Vampires.
Charles James
>The champion leaves the shivering isles shouting "IM A GOD IM A GOD IM THE GOD OF MADNESS" >people ask him to prove it >"Well I can't show you here, if have to show you in my realm of madness, BUT I CAN CHANGE THE WEATHER ONCE A DAY" >Tamriel citizens ask him "Can you do anything you want over there?" >"Well...no, I can still get arrested. And also most wildlife still attacks me...but sometimes the guards call me a god!"
>bUt MuH GaMePlAy MeChAnIcS ArE CaNoN RePrEsEnTaTiVes!111 Damn, you really are new to this.
Jaxon Green
I'd buy it if there was any other example of any other prince doing this, Sheo has ties to the CoC.
Jonathan Collins
Ehem. Fuck Elves, and Fuck Humans. Daily reminder that the Empire had to beg the argonians to join the empire, and the Argonians left when they wanted to. Imagine being ruled over by the fantasy equivalent of jews, or wanting to be a black jew that worships false deities that are either dead or abandoned your people to get raped by their slaves. >B-But we totally beat the Argonians! It's just a coincidence they only took the marshes! W-We're actually HAPPY that all we have left is barren wasteland worth nothing to the rest of the world... j-just like my ancestors would have wanted it! Yeah fag so why haven't you "taken back" the land, huh? No no speak up, please I can't hear you with my big fat double dicks in your mouth. Oh, you never wanted it in the first place? Great, we'll keep it.
I've ASKED you to go into detail about what mantling is and what it requires because I already know what they are, I'm just confused as to what you think mantling is because it literally isn't whatever the fuck you think it means or is. But keep ignoring the question lmao
>"taken back" the land, huh? They took back most of it.
Juan Murphy
Nobody is seething. I'm just laughing at average Yea Forumsermin lorelet taking gameplay restrictions and mechanics as canon. What's next my dude? Children of Skyrim are immortal demigods and the capital only has 4 houses?
No. She fucks Umaril while you watch like the good daedra worshiping cuck that you are.
Isaiah Mitchell
Source: Trust me
Dylan Cox
Seething. Please go back to call of duty. His game gave you a simple mind bender and you literally fell for the dumbest trick. You got to a world that is purposely designed to turn adventurers insane and you're the first person in existence to come out straight? Lmao no, you walked out thinking you're a god when all you got was a party favour spell that any dunmer apprentice worth his salt could perform.
You literally have zero proof the CoC mantled shit. If anything he would have mantled pelinel whitestrake because he actually performed very specific actions, wore his outfit and fulfilled his destiny. All sheo did was make you do his dirty work and fight some crystal goons.
Also you notice how in the shivering isles when you completed that quest that turned adventurers crazy through drugs, it was only after you turned on the fabricator that creates illusions that the order knights showed up?
I'm willing to bet this is that same Pelinal avatarfag that appeared last year in lore threads. Thankfully he's contained here.
>party favour spell that any dunmer apprentice worth his salt could perform. >still frothing at the mouth about gameplay mechanics I guess children of Skyrim are demigods too eh? What's the matter cuck, why can't you answer that?
Fed hist sap and turned into argonians. Over lifetimes and millions of years, their minds will be broken until they are part of the horde. The hist takes their souls, they will never be reincarnated as anything but argonians.
>Mentally ill Ironic considering you believe your character became a god with literally no proof. At this point it's fanon. Why the fuck do you even continue to argue against me when you know I'm right. You base your argument off reddit shit What in the fuck are you even talking about retard. Are you going to start copying me?
I literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about. If you think I have encyclopedic knowledge about every facet of elder scrolls lore you're mistaken, what I do know however, is that there isn't a single fact to support the notion that the CoC became sheogorath. I'm not even going to start with the whole pelinel business because that too, is just a theory with very little supporting facts, but its a far more believable idea because the process of mantling actually occured in the Knight of the nine qiestline
But listen, I know you don't give a single.fuck about lore. You just see someone give a shit and in your adderall riddled zoomer mind you think anything that isn't ironic is cringe. Youve refused to answer anything and instead just accused me of being an autist. If you think you've convinced anyone of anything you're even more deluded than believing some one shot hero mantled a fucking daedric prince after consuming a fuckload of drugs. If anything all you've done is ruined your own argument and supported mine. Have a good day fag
Shut up idiot. The Oblivion PC becoming Sheogorath is one of the few interesting pieces of Lore in Skyrim.
Ryan Myers
>The Oblivion PC becoming Sheogorath is one of the few interesting pieces of Lore in Skyrim. Just admit you hate the series then. Christ might as well go to Europe and only eat burgers and outmeal.
Ryan Green
Tamriel's elves are so fucking ugly that they wouldn't even be good as cocksleeves
He's also the only daedric prince we directly talk to dipshit. You think the other daedric princes didn't see Oblivion gates opening on nirn? Of course daedra can see into nirn we've known this since forever.
Brayden Jenkins
>"humans are fucking shit, Morrowind will forever remain fiercly independant and drive away any m*n daring to invade us!" >Dagoth Ur shows up >"WAIT WE WERE JUST KIDDING WE LOVE THE EMPIRE, PLEASE ERECT MORE OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FORTS IN OUR COUNTRY DON'T LEAVE, FUCK THE TRIBUNAL, NINE DIVINES THE REAL SHIT"
Juan Rivera
Read Holy fucking Christ I love how much I make you seethe. After all these years you still don't have an argument. You just have the same tantrums over your cognitive dissonance. You call me autistic for even mentioning this theory but you're the one who looked through the archives for my posts Jesus fucking Christ lmao.
What were the Telvanni doing during the crisis anyway? I know the Redoran were fighting tooth and nail to defend the last few stretches of lands they owned and drove back the Argonians just to evacute the southern regions that had fallen to them. Their entire race was in actual danger of being wiped out and the Telvanni just remained isolationist?
Bretons are called man-mer for a reason, because their Ayleid masters interbred with their human slaves. Bretons are literal rape babies, which is why they're so talented with magic.
Charles Wright
>Hjalti Early-Beard >Breton elf-mutts are eternally coping
Nathan Ross
Biggest library in skyrim has a orc librarian.
Ayden Thomas
Why didnt you leave any cool shit in your bland ass ruins
Ryan Ramirez
Has anyone ever tried to make sense of that and not sound fucking retarded?
I love TES lore but that shit, as well as the whole "Dragonbreak" business, is just dumb.
You must be from /vg/, you also do that passive aggressive shit where you don't directly quote posts as if that's insulting.
Aight I'm done here, this thread is dead and you're autism is really creepy, looking for my posts in the archive and remembering specific shit and trying to make me some arch enemy over literally nothing is bizarre even for Yea Forums.
It's meant to be ambiguous. And the explanations are intentionally contradicting and retarded because they're either written by in-universe book authors who are biased and ignorant on some topics or they're "explained" on reddit by MK who's half lucid and snorting drugs as we speak.
Juan Hall
Hlaalu aren't niggers
Logan Cruz
Jyggalag and Meridia best princes
Ian Price
Got ransacked over the years.
here
Leo Jackson
WE
Ryder Collins
>you're autism
Christian Harris
>n-no! don't call me out for shitposting, spamming and refusing to actually answer when my shit fanfics get questioned! sasuga sperg
Levi Bell
>Got ransacked over the years. >not having clockwork automatons guarding your ruins the absolute state of A*leids
Wyatt Cox
>Using Twitter memes unironically Fuck off faggot
Luke Thomas
Dilate
Dominic Baker
amazing
Mason Sullivan
>That one fucking faggot that mains a male Argonian
I never got the appeal of beast races, but then I'm not a furry. And while I really don't like those fucking catfucks either, at least their male voice actor in Skyrim had a nice, charming voice with a nice accent was comfy to listen to. The male Argonian voice sounds like fucking shit and creepy. Not creepy in a "this is what a reptile would sound like" way, just as "we couldn't afford a better VA so let's just take this slightly pedophilic sounding drug-addict to voice a reptile race" way. I mean the Oblivion VA didn't sound like a reptile either, but they made up for it with their hilarious gusto.
Seriously, fuck Argonians, and fuck people with scalie fetishes. You're the absolute bottom of the bin you fucking disgusting fags.
