Tfw 100 word essay due tomorrow and can't stop browsing Yea Forums

yes, it will feed my family for weeks

I can phonepost 100 words in 5 minutes. My typed words per minute is 70+. Shits easy.

>penis inspection day is tomorrow
worst time of the fucking year

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??

what? how?

do you have one of those weird spiral dicks?

the other boys always laugh at my smegma

I'll give you a tip: pipe cleaners

>Everyone in this thread

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In July?

>Father keeps asking when sign-ups for next year's classes are
>still haven't managed the confidence to tell him that I'm not going next year
help me

You're not going to make it. That's too many words.

This but it's actually a 4000 word thesis paper due three days ago. Holy fuck fuck fuck.

I've lied to my family about going to uni for years, don't worry about it

>Being in the American education system
As an American
Lol

ha
I mean that's basically what I did at the end of last year when I decided that I wanted to quit

>jerked off to cuck porn/thoughts again
End me bros

Then write it for him you smartzie pseud

>100 word
You better be in middle school or else drop out of whatever class you're in

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This bait never fails to catch newfags. Why?

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poetic

im old

I've come the conclusion that it's procrastinating high scool/college kids who should be doing their homework and they get upset at it because they have longer assignments.

>265 word essay due summer end
P A I N
A
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N

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In july?

nigger 100 words is a paragraph. get that shit done

>got p4g on backlog
>cant stop browsing v

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>have to think of a witty headline in 3 weeks
It's over bros

i like it cause the nurse gives my tip extra attention and smiles at me

One- A one hundred word essay? At this time of year, at this time of day, on this 18+ website, localized entirely within your frogpost?

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I always get marked down for being uncut, and everytime I try and contest it they come back with, "but user, being cut is the social norm".
Bitch, I don't give a fuck. I'm not mutilating my penis

Frogposting should be an instant ban. You'd get rid of a lot of the underage reddit posters that way.

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Honestly how can America claim to be a first world country when children's genital mutilation is the norm?

Reported

>one word essay due in three weeks and I can't stop playing vidya

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AH-BLAH-BLAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>doctorate thesis due at end of September
>multiple chapters still need to be finished
I'm fucked aren't I?

This but with everything Nintendo related

>tfw 6 letter essay due yesterday and can't stop browsing Yea Forums

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Posting should be an instant ban. You'd get rid of all the underage reddit posters that way.

>have to sharpen my pencil within three days so I can right my designated sentence of the year
It's so... Tiresome

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This copypasta always gets me. Like nigger you just wrote over 1/10 that length to shitpost, just do something.

Logging in should be an instant ban. You'd get rid of all the underage reddit posters that way

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>Logging in

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>2 page algebra worksheet due in a week
Fuck

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Mm, yes

Its july motherfuckers