OH COME ONNNNN

his DA Origins playthrough is based, until the final boss though where he spergs out like usual

I got to give him credit for out living his critics.

>mid-stream tell people you're taking a break
>whip out your cock in front of hundreds and start jacking off

is there anything more based than that?

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WHY AM I TAHXIC!!!!

He was 100% right about Crash Team Racing.
Piece of shit Mario Kart clone designed for masochists.

He's gonna outlive all of them

I hate Phil without hair. He’s so fucking chubby.

We don't want your eceleb shit there. Take it back to /pol/ I hear they love arguing over unimportant faggots.

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Is that the GUY?

THAT
THAT WAS MY
MY DEPRESSION
PULLING ME OUT
MY DEPRESSION

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You can shit on DSP for a lot of things, but not this.

Reminder it's all just an act, dude is a pro conman.

I need that money, I can barely afford to pay my bills! check out my amazon wishlist

blops 2 was a great game though

Half-hourly reminder.

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Well it was quite brave of him to do it front of thousands of children

can't wait to see him get hand held through super mario 64

think of a better power play

How are they attention whores because other people post there stuff you idiot?

>run now, keep your job

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Chris Chan is Yea Forums culture, kys newfag

Wow no way, Phil had the exact same reasonable gamer take millions of people with brain cells also have, fuck is he a prophet haha?

>including chris-chan
fuck off

no i just think scoring some actual pussy is better than jerking off

I DIDN'T EVEN PRESS ANYTHING

based nofap poster

>Dunkey

Wait why? Dunkey is so based though

Since when did Yea Forums decide that DSP was "haha he faked getting his dick out one time so based haha XD meme" and wasn't hated for the clinical retard that he is?

I'M
PRESSING
BUTTONS

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god he's so fucking based

Dunkey's biggest issue is that nobody, including himself knows what he wants to be.

i dont care if it was intentional or not
its funny as fuck
detractors are mentally ill

>Every group of dudes who target this guy end up being exposed as weirdo furries or pedophiles
Because well-adjusted people with important things to take care of in their lives comb through days of footage to edit a feature film-length video of some retard playing games wrong.

I've never seen him THIS animated talking about video games. All it took was a Tevin mention and bam shit goes downhill

People have always laughed at how lousy he is at games, then you have the people who pretend he's cool simply to go against the majority.

Electionfags have this odd penchant for defending Phil. Threads here used to just fucking lambaste him, and rightfully so, but now they're honestly split between a third people calling him a degenerate braindead retard, a third defending him with quick brilliant comments like "based", and a third immediately claiming anybody who doesn't fellate him on command a member of SoK.

>scoring some actual pussy is better than jerking off

thats what roasties want to make you think

>haha no way this fat e-beggar jerked his cock for me on cam lol based
Get some taste any fucking time now, zoomer.

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Any other streamer would've stopped streaming for a couple of weeks after getting exposed like that but phil didn't give a shit

He seriously needs to just get Tevin or some other major detractor on a stream to talk shit, but his pride won't allow it.

ACK ACK ACK ACK
CAM AAAAAAAAAAAANNN

>Electionfags
lol who would have thought detractors were in need of dilation stations, what a surprise... NAHT

>gets off on stream
>brushes it off like nothing happened
DSP is a chad stay mad

>Threads here used to just fucking lambaste him, and rightfully so
All the trannies killed themselves, when are you going to take your turn?

obsessed, literally

Phil is a pretty funny guy but more in a way where I laugh at him like laughing at the mentally handicapped child (i.e. you) for doing spergish things rather than someone with any actual comedic worth. Why you would defend so adamantly someone who revels in his own retardation is beyond my big brain of not being mentally a child who thinks dick and fart jokes are the be-all of the funnies

HHHHHUUUUUWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? UH UH UH, whatever dude, fuck this.

Don't you have some more allowance to throw at Phil? Hurry, user, he probably can't survive much longer in this summer heat without you.

>adamantly
i am not defending him at all
its just funny how much you care
i watch how not to play like anyone else

>SOK BTFO
>KiwiFarms BTFO
>NeoGAF BTFO
>KotakuInAction BTFO
>LivestreamFail BTFO
>TheSecretLifeOfDSP BTFO
>John Rambo & Howard BTFO
>PandaLee kicked to the curb
>Has his own personal bang-maid that cleans his house and cooks
>Survives a SWATing with calm, calculated negotiation skills
>Called Tevin a "mentally ill monkey" and despite Tevin and KiwiFarm's best efforts, the "DSP IS A RACIST!!!" meme never took off on social media
>DSP's twitch donations/subs/views continue to climb

DSP literally cannot be stopped. It's fucking ridiculous. Every single thing his detractors throw at him, he just brushes it off like nothing. He's on a warpath. He's dangerous now.

Yet his detractors continue to try take him down day after day. It's pointless; DSP always wins. He's proven that. At this point I'd recommend just giving up and directing your time and effort elsewhere. Go for someone else. Setting your sights on Phil is a fool's errand at this point. You won't defeat him. You just won't.

Btw, anyone who actually hates /ourguy/ needs to leave.

>take ten seconds to type out a reply on an anonymous Norwegain canoe making forum
>"LOL WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?!"
Come on, man, you're better than this.

>"his bad attitude resonates with my teenage angst that's what makes him good he's so edgy and cool"

Zoomers really are the weakest fucking race with objectively nothing important to say

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These """people""" are his fans, so you're probably spot on.

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I hate this faggot and you're right. He just keeps winning and I hate it

lol detractors seething ITT, still frustrated you couldn't fuck with Phils wedding? Was it being a tiny depressing affair just not enough uuuu?

>HAHA IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU CARE HAHA
>HE'S JUST FUNNY I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT XD

Could you just pretend to not be so underage for a moment? This is painful to watch you do this for both of us

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That alien on the left is Phil's type.

And here's your reminder to read the rules.

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Do people still make those this is how you dont play videos

Add another name to the list
patreon.com/posts/28453854

Yes, but they're incredibly long and not that funny.
Honestly, Phil would get more attention and views if he still failed as miserably as he did with older games, but Twitch chat has ironically hurt him even more with constant handholding.

>using your real name on grinder
Yeah, it's a troll.
Nobody is that stupid, even dsp.

Rate my setup, anons!

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He reminds us for free because he's got a tiny pee pee.

Snort/10

Can some Yea Forumsros point me to some TIHYDP Kino? I've been binge watching and would like to know some good ones.

They're all kino if you're the kind of autist that needs something playing in the background while you do other stuff, like me.

youre right and the replies basically reinforce your point. there was a clear but gradual change in these threads

Some personal favorites. Not all are TIHYDP but they accurately showcase his actual brainpower.
>youtube.com/watch?v=NSH39aiTx2A
>youtube.com/watch?v=HHzFuwLvF_4
>youtube.com/watch?v=8G2yCDKD0ns
>youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU
>youtube.com/watch?v=I-_GB5wgxPs

>the replies basically reinforce your point.
I'd like to imagine most are just falseflagging for (You)s because that's what most of this board has done for about three years now, but that's probably wishful thinking on my part.

Doing that and how he played it off is why he is based.

I don't watch many modern ones but the classics are:
>MGS 1-3 + Revengeance
>Jak II
>Sly Cooper
>Black Mesa
>Dark Souls
>Persona 3
>Resident Evil 2 and 3 (JoshRyuk's videos on those are pretty unique compared to the standard formula)
>Mario Maker

Dunkey was based years ago, new Dunkey plays out like a normie trying to replicate old Dunkey and failing at it

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denied like he always does, then only acknowledged the truth when he had no other choice? wow, very based!

When's the new DSP tries it?
I want to watch this fat fuck slowly kill himself

flagrant fanboy thread

this one is an all-time classic:
youtube.com/watch?v=KGIzAH11tPI

He refuses to do new ones because he doesn't want to spend money and time recording a cheap fast food meal he can make money off of on youtube.

>announcing report

>then only acknowledged the truth when he had no other choice?
Never forget he tried to make an emote out of it, too. Twitch didn't allow it at first, no idea if it went through now. Phil would make a "KAThorseface" emote if it meant more money in his pocket.

Every time DSP goes absolutely apeshit over on twitch a thread pops up.

I don't NEED it but I do like something to watch while doing grindy stuff in vidya
rn i'm watching Outsyders AC Odyssey video and I love seeing phil getting upset over love options in game

>roasties
do know that pussy and cumdumpster are two very separate things user.

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keep saying it

Metal Gear Solid
Grand Theft Auto
Scarface

Those are some of the best, but nowadays it's all prestream shit and whenever he goes ballistic. Today's stream is gonna have some comedy gold when the spergs get their hands on it.

That's right schizoposter, and you're also right about those red cars they are following you

she's married to some angry canadian vegan green goblin already

Jokes on you, I haven't left the house in two weeks and haven't seen a red car in three.

There's no denying that dsp is the main antagonist of existence.

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How can you get a vagina without having to deal with the rest of the slag?

keep up the good work
I love watching that guy

>by knowing the difference between a valuable woman and cumdumpster

Metroid Prime is underrated, he goes ape-shit after a single death, threatens to quit the playthrough, and only comes back after he puts the game on easy. Also he doesn't go to the Temple until the end of the game

Oh so you're a retard cuck.

TIP ME TIP ME TIP ME SNOOOOORT I NEED THAT MONEY I REALLY DO DETRACTORS ARE BREAKING THE LAW ALSO I DIDN'T PAY MY TAXES BUT THAT WAS BECAUSE OF THE DETRACTORS I DID NOTHING WRONG DOOD

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He still does, just depends on the game. CTR was the saltiest he's been in a long fucking time.

At this point the people who obsess over him are more pathetic than he is. Same with anyone who still stalks chris-chan

No one has "stalked" CWC in years. Every now and again someone will try to troll him but he has handlers out the ass, mostly kiwi farms staff members and josh moon who are milking the spergs on that forum to keep themselves fed.
>but the idea guy
Fabricated by the autistic illuminati on kiwi farms.

man what an interesting and novel opinion

how so? while subjectively theyre the same,objectively they arent

You got opinions and facts mixed up.

He was going ham god damn

My favorite dsp vid

youtu.be/SS9CeOb_LKA

How is that possible without starving?

All right place your bets how long till Mumkey kills himself i give him two years max

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Daily reminder that Panda Lee is never coming back.

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>mfw DSP couldn't sleep when he found out leanna had a new bf

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he could have always denied it. it's not like you saw his wiener or anything.

Check out Steve1989MREInfo on jewtoob.

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I'm surprised he's able to get away with such blatant begging, even asking people to buy games for him.

He did vehemently deny it until keemstar and other fags reported on it. It was too obvious

dont know anything about mumkey but
>logging out of social media shit
>BTFO
Etika would probably still be alive if he was smart enough to do this shit, social media is a cancer to people who are already mentally unstable

God I love this man, his "nice" makes my day everytime

The problem with Mumkey isn't the social media its how he destroyed his fucking life in the span of a couple months the guy literally has the same dead eyes Etika had