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>Banjofags not realizing that they pretty much burned the discussion of their series with their faggotry and that everyone moved on now to speculate on the next character.
Real talk, why the Guh-huhuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
Actual iconic characters like most wanted first parties, that people have wanting are demoted to assist trophies and fucking spirits, which Sakurai made ace/legend type to fuck with us. But this ugly Guh-ing bear who has only 5 games, 2 of which weren't even in Japan gets to be playable?
Un-Guh fucking acceptable, you can't seriously defend this
You know what could be cool? Seeing other Rare characters in Spiral Mountain, as Easter Eggs, like Conker sleeping by a tree stump
Witchyworld was a fucking kino level.
>Had a rough day at work.
>Tired as fuck
>Replay the reveal trailer
>Still see Seethy Stevies trying to shitpost
>Banjo's still confirmed
>MFW
This is a new narrative, let's see how long this one lasts lmao
Reminder that the time line is
>Diddy Kong Racing
>Banjo-Pilot
>Banjo-Kazooie
>Grunty's Revenge
>Banjo-Tooie
>Nuts & Bolts
Discuss ideas for a Banjo-Threeie.
>Mario, Link, Pikachu, Samus, Sonic, Ryu and Ken, Pac Man, Cloud, Megaman, Bayonetta, Belmonts, Snake, Joker, DQ Heroes, and now Banjo Kazooie in an official licensed game together.
Does anyone else feel that Click Clock woods could be annoying at times?
NEVER EVER
>Speculate about the future of the series
no new games.
>T. Faggots that forgot what happened to K. Rool and Ridley after 3 weeks
Im happy BK got revealed btw, otherwise you would be still shitting the speculation with the steve falseflagging since you dont know anything else.
You cope and get washed, rare has shown no interest in a new game, his inclusion in smash will probably do nothing
If anything, it’s a better sendoff to the Rare/Nintendo relationship than Star Fox Adventures
That I’ll agree on
>probably
Not even 1 month into your new narrative and it's already coming apart at the seams.
What's after Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie get a remake? Claiming it's just a remake and that it doesn't count for anything? Followed by saying that the new game will be bad? Followed by blaming the good score on paid reviews? Followed by saying they won't be back for Smash 6? Followed by saying their re-inclusion is a hollow victory?
Cope harder. You've lost. Completely.
Replayed both Kazooie and Tooie a couple days ago as well as 100% them. Any favorite tracks anons?
Mine are Treasure Trove, Mad Monster, Atlantis, Final battle, and Freezezy Peak.
Whatever. I got who I wanted already, enjoy your Banjo vs Steve thread.
Post songs you're sad they probably won't be in Smash.
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I earnestly believe Mr. patch will get in. Especially since he will 100% be a Spirit where you fight a Giant Yoshi that likes to jump with Low Gravity on and Earthquakes that shake the stage every now and then
>Speculate about the future of the series
I personally hope that if future installments get made, they go for a toon physics route. The games already have so much of a setup for the idea that I think it could stand out significantly if they decided to try and make another platformer in this era.
>Cartoon sound effects
>4th wall is nonexistent
>Adult humour
>Unique music and characters
>Talking animals
>Talking anything
>Various worlds for various gag setups though that's pretty much any game really
List could go on but I feel if a new game took a Looney Tunes/classic cartoon/Roger Rabbit take with this series, it'd really shine.
What's after Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie get a remake?
Never happening, they’ve have no interest in doing so or else it would have happened by now.
>Followed by saying that the new game will be bad?
If a new game were to come out, it would be even worse than yooka fucking laylee
>Followed by blaming the good score on paid reviews?
Yep that would happen.
>Followed by saying they won't be back for Smash 6?
But it’s true, they won’t, no fighters pass characters will, they were all one time only deals. Also Nintendo forced Sakurai to add him, he if has the option to cut him next game, which he will, he’ll take it.
>Cope harder. You've lost. Completely.
You have no proof that I have, just go dig a grave, then you’ll be with your precious bear. He’s heading back to his grave after smash, and this time he won’t come back.
Do you think they’ll throw in some other tracks, like DKR and CBFD?
Things I predict
Jinjonater is a four star spirit
Wumba as a 2 or 3 star spirit
Rusty Bucket Bay song
Grunty will most likely not rhyme taunt, but if she did, it would be cool.
School night
Off to bed with you
>items don't have eyeballs on the Spiral Mountain stage
MISSED OPPORTUNITY
I would FUCKING KILL for a Windy & Co. remix
The one in L&R was great, but the song deserves way more love.
That would be a lot to work for one stage
Steveposting is lame, it requires a brain less than half.
So long as Stevies seethe, I'll be there to have a laugh.
Actual, unironic cope
>But it’s true, they won’t, no fighters pass characters will, they were all one time only deals. Also Nintendo forced Sakurai to add him, he if has the option to cut him next game, which he will, he’ll take it.
Got some proof there, little boy? You morons love to make unsubstantiated claims as fact. I should stick you in the middle of a corn field since you are so good at building Strawmen.
>Things I predict
Mr. Patch, Mumbo, Bottles, Jamjars, HAG 1, Klungo, Jinjos, Grunty, Conga, L.O.G., and Humba Wumba get Spirits
Mr. Patch Theme, Spiral Mountain, Final Battle, Click Clock Wood, Minjy Jongo, Glitter Gulch Mine, and Showdown Town get remixes
There will be a Mumbo's Mountain/Mumbo's Rain Dance/Mumbo's Magic/Mayahem Temple remix with a sick Mumbo chant rap at some point
What happened with Ridley and K. Rool?
I'd hope so. Banjo-Kazooie were console mascot-tier in the Nintendo 64 era and it'd make sense to play up that angle with other N64-era games, even if it's only a spirit and music track each.
>Blast Corps (track + spirit)
>Perfect Dark (track + spirit + Gunner costume)
>Conker's Bad Fur Day (track + spirit + Swordfighter costume; Conker with Chainsaw)
>Killer Instinct Gold (track + spirit)
>Jet Force Gemini (track + spirit)
Yooka-Laylee improved upon BK in every level.
It's dated mechanically. It needs a new game to fix it.
Considering how FF and Persona's representation is limited between only a few games within their franchises(FFVII and Persona 3, 4 and 5 with no SMT) I seriously doubt we'll see anything more than Kazooie, Tooie and N&B content. I could see a few MS/Rare Mii costumes happening though
Mumbo Mii costume sounds cool.
I'm really hoping that's because of Atlus/Square Enix and not Nintendo.
god damn smash is so slow at releasing DLC
Cloud Cukooland is the worst level in the entire series and you cant prove me wrong.
What a shitshow.
Explain.
I’m thinking on doing a video series on what I think would make a good Banjo-Threeie, covering stuff from new moves, to worlds, mechanics, etc...
Should I do it Yea Forums?
I don’t really have an active YT channel, but part of me hopes that because of all the Banjo hype recently, it might inspire Rare to give it a go should they ever watch it.
A bunch of disconnected floating islands with a mish mash of enemies from other levels, no identity of its own, characters in the level seem out of place, none of the biggest landmark are very interesting and a rehashed transformation
What are your guys hopes for the fighter pass? Which music do you want to see the most?
So basically its namesake.
>Playing Tooie for the first time
>Lord Woo Fak Fak
Am I retarded or does everyone have trouble with this fuck?
No, it’s not. NnB never happened and should be retconned (as in Threeie should pick up after Tooie), and the rest are non-canon spinoffs.
GR is an inconsequential interquel.
So it’s just B-K > GR > B-T and whatever comes next should follow after B-T.
B-K isn’t wacky cartoon, that’s more Conker. B-K is more of a sarcastic take on fairy tale fantasy. The set up for the original is clearly based on Snow White, and prior to Grunty, Banjo was gonna take from Jack and the Beanstalk. Then you’ve also got Capt. Blackeye and the Peter Pan refs from Project Dream. Whatever Banjo does, it should take more from classic fairy tale fantasy.
Pinocchio, Moby Dick, Peter Pan, Hanzel and Gretel, Arabian Nights, Alice in Wonderland, Jack and the Beanstalk, Frankenstein, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, etc... etc... but with its own twist as it always does.
Why would they obsess over canon with their sense of humor?
Because NnB is an embarrassment.
can you please stop replying to shitposters and continue with the cute fan art
but that just makes it funnier.
post your face when this came on screen
Don't forget the second round of racing Mary
It's impossible unless you START-scum
Agreed. It should be ignored when setting the foundation of the game, and it shouldn't influence the game's design or tone, but a few jabs can still be thrown at it. Such as L.O.G. making a cameo in a run down cabin as a broken TV with his cape used as a ratty tablecloth, or Banjo bringing up "My nuts and bolts adventure," only to cause Kazooie to groan and ask him not to bring that up.
actually it's all about abusing her rubber band AI
trick is to stay behind her just enough that she doesn't just call the race, and then at the end go hard and pass her
tooiefags seethe and cope
what happened to rare bros?
What do you mean? They never really left.
A lot of the company left/quit when Microsoft bought them out. They saw the writing on the walls.
Aren’t some of them at Retro now?
>Which music do you want to see the most?
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Nintendo didn't buy a majority stake in Rare, Stamper Bros left them to die, and Microsoft made them an offer they couldn't refuse. Even before the buyout, some of the devs were already leaving Rare. Some Perfect Dark devs left and worked on the Timesplitters series.
he's easier if you fight him as the submarine
>Timesplitters
that explains so much
fuck i loved that game
STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK REIMUFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU REIMUFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY IS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
STEVEFAGS WIN SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
NIGGERS DESERVE TO BE HUNG ON A CROSS
JEWS DESERVE TO GET GASSED
GOOKS DESERVE TO BE BURNED ALIVE
JANNIES ARE FAGS
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
STEVE IS FUCKING IN KYS KIKES
Honestly I had my hands on my face just saying Oh my god over and over....I've been waiting a long time for this
No, they're at Playtonic. But not the lead designer of Banjo-Kazooie, Gregg Mayles. Which is honestly probably for the best, because he has no interest in platformers and collectathons now. I wish the artists and designers of Diddy Kong Racing joined up with Playtonic.
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Played this song during the early days of the Grinch Leak, but now I feel as if it’s an appropriate time to play it now.
Even if it’s just for Smash, they’re finally home
Could’ve sworn some were there, too, for DKCR. I know Wise was
Hm, guess you're right.
Wise and Kirkhope are freelance musicians.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
>>Blast Corps (track + spirit)
Simian acres would be perfect
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old friend
Facing grunty for the first time since I sucked as a lil boomer. She's really fucking hard. I did not expect even getting to the jinjonator to be that tough. You'd think rare was taking cues from action games from 2002 with how tough that fireball dodging is. Egg aiming sucks but I guess that's the boss's main challenge. That flying phase taking 10 minutes to beat is such a beautifully frustrating gateway to the chance to fucking win. I guess I had this coming after finding most of the game damn easy.
If Microsoft is going balls deep to try and regain the ground they lost with the Xbone shitshow, Banjo Threeie would be a good place to start.
Launch a flagship E10+ game along with a flagship M game (Halo) to get multigenerational appeal.
Next year's E3 is where Microsoft needs to make the mission statement for Scarlet that they're going to actually have software worth playing on Xbox/PC crossplay.
Bring back Fable too.
Do it user. Maybe the algorithm will pick you up after a few videos. It would be an interesting watch
How can you tell Jinjo and Minjo apart?
Shoot them with grenade eggs from a distance. If it dies, it's a Minjo.
this is a nice "arrest" flakes
Apparently Iwata once said, that if he had been President a few months before then Rare would have never been for sale.
Woohoo! This old bird sure can still fly
IIRC, Iwata wanted Sakurai to make this game before he passed, as a final wish. Maybe Sakurai also thought about his past actions during the 90’s and 2000’s and just decided to bring in the big guns for Ultimate with EVERYONE IS HERE
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I've replayed that minigame so many times that I have the racing jingle permanently etched in my mind
>ITT: the few banjofags that actually played this shovelware discover that 90% of their "fanbase" was just smash rosterfags who never cared about the games or the character, they just wanted to win arguments with other rosterfags on the internet
tough scene, you hate to see it.
Banjo-Threeie should open up on Mumbo's Mountain and expland upon the small village that he's shaman of. That should be the new hub. And it should actually be on a mountain, that you could explore, climb, or leave.
cringe
SWEEET SWEEET SWEET VICTORY YEAAHH
they should play on that fan theory that Mumbo is actually a Jingo Shaman who was cursed by Grunty to always have to wear a mask
Except smash bros isn’t a ruined franchise
I was shouting "Get fucked"
Similar to how Rock says "YOU GOT FUCKED" in Black Lagoon
I was really happy but I also knew Steveposters were gonna have a breakdown.
I felt like fucking crying. It felt like a dream. It took me over an hour to register that it finally happened.
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Hoping Rare does Crash/Spyro-style remakes of the original games if only so the first-person controls in Tooie can be updated to modern standards. I've been replaying it recently and holy shit is it a pain in the ass
Jolly Roger’s Bay is worse if we aren’t accounting for Canary Mary
Goddamn, I still get a surge of dopamine when I watch the reveal trailer
Wrong. It shows that Microsoft cares enough about Rare's pedigree from the NES/64 days that they're willing to whore out Banjo as their official mascot (After years of people claiming it was Master Chief).
Get ready for that CALarts inspired spiinoff boyos.
>people are still shitting on Nuts and Bolts
It was a perfectly fine game that got a bad rep because it wasn't another platformer. Mark my words, if it wasn't a Banjo game it would be remembered much more fondly. Plus I like the new Humba.
>bring back Fable
At this stage it’s pretty much confirmed
It isn't very good. Big empty worlds, bad art direction, very limited objectives, terrible physics. Even looking at it objectively it isn't very good.
Only hardcore Rare fans will understand how this is relevant.
God I hope we can get songs from Diddy Kong Racing:
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>Geno is the last of the old guard
Can't say I ever expected Banjo, Ridley and K Rool to get in. So much BTFOing in so little time.
>Banjo... Kazooie... We're home....
Which other franchises should get the Mii Costume slots to accompany Banjo-Kazooie like how Sonic Mii Costumes accompanied Persona? I vote for Joanna Dark Gunner (the motion sensor bomb and cloaking item originated from Goldeneye/Perfect Dark) and Conker Swordfighter (Banjo, Diddy and Conker were all in DKC)
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Fuck, one letter off.
Don't forget Isaac.
I really like how everyone in the last shot of Banjo's trailer debuted in an N64 game or earlier, save Inkling who's the 64th fighter.
My only regret is that I never asked a drawfag to make a drawing of Banjo mauling Steve, but like a bear mauling human. And a breegul pecking at the guts
>Golden feather mechanic seen in trailer
How badly are they going to shit him up with some convoluted mechanic like they've done with far too many of the new characters already?
>Gunners
Conker
Joanna Dark
>Swordfighters
Sabreman
Edison
>Brawlers
Rash
Horstachio
I'm guessing it's a Super Armor'd dash attack as long as you have feathers, and every time you absorb a hit you lose a feather. They either recharge slowly over time, or only when you lose a stock and respawn.
Banjokes are asleep. Post soijoes
DONT YOU BANJO FAGS KNOW?
HATING ON STEVE FANS MAKES YOU JUST AS BAD AS THEM!
>getting mad at someone's genuine happiness
who hurt you, user?
Some funny things I've notice
>Joker was released the same month as Persona 5 Scramble was announced, a commercial for a new DQ game was played literally The Hero was released.
>Basically, Joker with Persona 5 Scramble.
The Hero with a new DQ game and arguably the entire DQ franchise. Banjo Kazooie with.....?
>This weird listing for a Banjo Kazooie related product that appeared in Amazon Germany literally a few hours after Banjo Kazooie's reveal trailer. The page has since been taken down but it did exist as evidenced by this tweet:
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>Need I mention the Banjo Kazooie figure from Cable Guy's Exquisite Gaming? You know the same company who makes figures that coincide with a big release of sorts?
>If you think about it, it would make perfect sense for Nintendo to want something Banjo Kazooie-related on to the Switch to further Banjo Kazooie's inclusion in Smash from a business perspective.
>Pic Related.
Yeah I'm thinking a Rare Replay port for the Nintendo Switch is on our way.
>Banjo-Kazooie and fucking Dragon Quest of all series are now forever linked together
what a time to be alive
Take it all in buddy. They won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
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I can see there being a Rash Costume for the Mii Brawler.
It’s literally been over a month and I still can’t believe they’re in! They’re original high quality render is so beautiful too I can’t keep my eyes away!
I like this new friendship. I remember there being so much unneeded bickering in the months before E3. I never wanted to make enemies with Banjobros, so i'm glad we're all friends now.
The past is in the past. All that matters we got our wishes.
gonna need better bait than that
Sounds good to me, friend!
KEK wasn’t expected that ending
The details in this image are incredible. I love all the different games in the jiggies. The olympics shorts are a nice touch.
I hope they get more representation in the future.
the most upsetting thing about this image is the idea of Banjo ever speaking on Kazooie's behalf
there's no way in fuck she would ever let anyone do that, especially Banjo
Fuck off pol bigot. its not bait, he's trans. accept it
Dilate, retard.
I think he would
I think he’ll be tame with gimmicks similar to Ridley/K. Rool. Sakurai wanted to add Banjo way back in 64/Melee, I’m sure he always had a more simple move set in mind for him in mind.
you are trying too hard, friend
seething
I BELIEVED IN THE BEAR AND BIRD
>Luminary has two swords
Holy based, I didn't even notice at first, what a nice reference
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God I hope this is one of their victory animations
Holy shit, that's amazing bait.
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Fulgore, baby
The first world of Nuts and Bolts is worse
What's the best way to emulate Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie? No way am I buying an Xbone just for Rare Replay
n64 emulations is good
n64 emu is good for bk, but tooie runs like shit
Minecraft crykiddo
the XBLA versions of BK and BT are perfectly fine if you have a 360
I like it, imo the dinosaur level and grunty industries are worse
they're just not fun to traverse at all and B&K is the type of series where you do a LOT of that
I asked to play as Mumbo. Fuck you.
The concept of the central cavern is really neat. You can kind of tell Rare were tempted to completely block off your ability to fly around the level and force you to git gud scrublord. Shame they wussed out.
And fuck the Canary. Stuck at 89 jiggies thanks to that btich.
>Sky level
>No flying
Honestly I would've been livid. Not from the challenge, but the inability.
I feel like Banjinab Katak is the obvious choice but there's a certain spookiness to -oo- eiooiooie.
oo eiooiooie
ghost noise
I'm really tempted to get an N64 emulator up and running to play Banjo games again. I had so much fun with them when I was a kid.
>Played Banjo a lot as a kid
>Didn't grow up to be a gay furry
What gives? I should want to snort Banjo's bare bear feet.
Maybe you had autism, and the Banjo gave you autism and it cancelled out, double negative style
Part of me wants Jade Plateau because it's just the Donkey Kong Land 1 boss theme so it'd be pulling double duty
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But either would be great.
No, it's fairly mediocre. Even if it was Blast Corps: Build and Destroy or something, there's still the issue that only about a half of the missions really encourage you to be creative with buildings (the others are preset or just races), and the physics means you'll slightly tap a vehicle from behind and completely lose all control of your own.
>Conker Swordfighter
Only if the sword is actually a chainsaw. Gunner would be better off with the "It's War" outfit but the blue parka is more recognizable.
A Battletoad Mii Fighter would be perfect too.
Use both.
KUH-ZOOIE! *punches her in the face*
Kazooie won't say she's in love.
is she a dom
Probably. Banjo is passive as fuck and I can't imagine him being on top of her without asking permission.
oh my
>Wrong. It shows that Microsoft cares enough about Rare's pedigree from the NES/64 days that they're willing to whore out Banjo as their official mascot (After years of people claiming it was Master Chief).
Rofl, mascot my fucking ass, it’s only cause Phil said twice he’s happy to see them in smash and because Microsoft think he’s the character they own who should be in smash, since he was once owned by Nintendo.
>Banjocucks seething
That's more like it.
How? We won. Why would we be seething? Its awesome enough the duo's confirmed, watching you haters writhe is just a fun bonus.
The levels of pathetic is reaching over 9000
>that one reaction video with the stevefags absolutely losing it
>what happened to K. Rool and Ridley after 3 weeks
People enjoyed playing as them and currently still do?
You’re still seething over your stupid victory, it’s been a well over a month since he was revealed, we don’t need anymore shitty banjo threads until he’s released.
You’re literal scum by continuing to celebrate your victory all over Yea Forums, your victory phase is over, now you seeth over hero and wait until fall when your shitty ugly cunt bear is released. But even then ROFL you’ll only be making threads about how garbage tier he is and how y’all got hyped for nothing.
Do you have a link for it?
holy shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Stevefags went from ironically backing a character to actually being butthurt retards
something about circles of people pretending to be retards and retards feeling they're in good company with them
my condolences to anyone who actually wanted Steve for themselves or their younger sibling and isn't experiencing a midlife crisis over him not being added.
>Pushing this retarded AutismCraft-Banjocuck "rivalry"
Nah, we're just sick of your nostalgia for garbage.
My younger sibling was actually happy to see Banjo. Kids love Minecraft but Steve isn't exactly a character. Just a default skin they instantly go to replace.
No! Steve is a great character. You just have to play minecraft!
I have. I played as as the wizard skin.
Cope
Stop samefagging, Banjocuck.
I kind of hope he is low tier or at most mid tier. Those characters are more fun to play with.
Stevefags STILL seething. Funny.
See steve can be a wizard. What a great character he is.
this was unironically me
Steve was Yea Forums. He was made by notch, who frequented Yea Forums, and we needed to support Yea Forums characters. Banjo was reddit, yet you all betrayed your values for English Bing Bing Wahoo. Out of all the characterfags, you guys were the most vicious to people on social media, and don’t deserve this
>Steve was Yea Forums
Holy hell this level of Delusion. Notch abandoned us.
>not posting the real version
this really makes me fucking happy, holy shit.
I WANT TO PLAY THE HD REMAKE IN MY PC FUCKING MICROSOFT
holy fuck the cope, if anyone's seething it's you
Why is it that a lot of the crying reactions to characters like Banjo and K.Rool actually strike in the heart? I usually make fun of people doing that with other nerdy shit like Star Wars, but these are an exception? Connectivity?
genuine happiness, user. those characters only seemed possible in dreams. but when they show their face in glorious HD, it's a very good feeling. like seeing a family member or friend after 10 years.
Remove emo Mexican twink Sonic.
>Steve on the outside
Fucking retard.
Honestly if there's any game that warrant crazy, over-the-top reactions, it's Smash Bros.
It's a series you can you tell was at the very least, made with passion. Whereas stuff like the new Star Wars films literally are just soulless products.
It’s some kind of lore that there’s two Steves: Grotesque represent shitposters, and the outside one represents genuine Minecraft fans
Aren't Isaac and Shadow also stuck in AT purgatory?
Characterfags united against a common enemy. Love it
>Banjobros happier than ever.
>Celebrating after months of ridicule and years of waiting.
>Reveal trailer is literally "Everyone started applauding"
>"See!! You are seething so hard!"
>You’re still seething over your stupid victory
>shitty ugly cunt bear
>You’re literal scum
>garbage tier
I don't care if Banjo-kazooie is dirt terrible, (though its likely they'll be upper mid tier) I'm gonna main him forever. Besides, tiers are for Queers anyway, boy.
>b-but my shitposts and memes were funny. L-look at this f-f-funny webm I made
the grinch characters
>Cult of Steve discord
>Made specifically to raid Banjo/Smash threads
>Made an animated snuff film before E3.
>Screencapped literal who's on twitter and Smashboards.
>Ignoring the constant harassment during Nintendo direct before the reveal.
Sure
You would’ve done the same thing, if this were the other way around, Banjie. You may have your character, but you acted all mean when it came to us having banter. Does no one even know what that is anymore
I remember this movie.
Eh, it's not surprising. Yea Forums has this weird phenomenon where it only enjoy's something ironically, which results in people not being aware of what they actually enjoy, if anything. Under these conditions, is it any wonder that people fall back onto what they say and do in search of something genuine, even if their actions are ironic?
I think you're looking too deeply into it. At it's heart, Yea Forums is a board defined by shitposting. There's very little 'genuine' emotion put into the threads or discussion. I'd say that, at any given time, only 10% of threads aren't about shitposting or intended to derail into shitposting. It's more that anything that can be used to anger or rile up others is used to do so, because that's what defines the board. And it doesn't matter how old that something is, so long as it could still potentially be used to shitpost, such as Steve.
>yfw you realize he's greeting villager especifically because he's the only other character who debuted in N64
>Banjobros happier than ever.
More like for the last time.
>Celebrating after months of ridicule and years of waiting.
Years waiting, that were also spent literally harassing and threatening anyone who didn’t agree with them and obey them.
>Reveal trailer is literally "Everyone started applauding"
By far the worst reveal trailer in smash history.
>"See!! You are seething so hard!"
>You’re still seething over your stupid victory
>shitty ugly cunt bear
>You’re literal scum
>garbage tier
These points are all true.
>I don't care if Banjo-kazooie is dirt terrible, (though its likely they'll be upper mid tier)
Nah they’ll be dirt terrible, Nintendo picked the dlc and not Sakurai, Sakurai gets a say in it, after giving us Ridley and K Rool he’ll give in to Banjo and make him trash.
why do you live your life so cynically? to be a contrarian on the internet? so much so that you think celebration is a fit of anger? read a book, user.
laugh at the faggot
sakurai has wanted to add banjo since melee. cope harder, stevie.
Fishing for (You)s
Keep seething ESLkun
It doesn’t rhyme faggot
You really can’t let Steve go
Real talk, why the fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
Actual iconic characters like Bomberman, who has over 70 games mind you is only an assist trophy, but this ugly bear who has only 5 games, 2 of which weren't even in Japan gets to be playable?
Unfucking acceptable, you can't seriously defend this
Fruib is based
BK's theming is all over the place
>Gruntilda is an evil storybook witch with a broomstick, magic cauldrons and spellbooks
>... and a billion business ventures such as her own ship port, amusement park, pants factory, waste disposal robot
>and regularly invents or uses technology such as minionrobots, beauty transferral devices, energy suck cannons, giant drill tanks and more
>her main rival other than BK is Mumbo Jumbo, who also has a rivalry with Humba Wumba because apparently witchcraft, voodoo and natural healing are all in direct competition with one another
Speaking of Humba Wumba, post Humba Wumba
That’s Nu-Steve, Banjos friend
>m-man you guys must really think we’re faggots, hahaha.....
See Fuck off back to Smashboards autism bear
470820326
hurray this again
You brought up Steve out of the blue so saying “rent free” works
Based based based Keep supporting Yea Forums. Fuck Reddit
There’s a fucking Angry Bird
>ESLkun is also the bomberman poster
Well you have better taste than I thought you would, you’re still a faggot though and youre embarrassing to other bomberman fans.
Keep in mind there were those who also wanted FNAF
Back to smashboards
And spongebob
> Implying it's the same person
>ESLkun does his classic “repeat the same false statement statement/non argument over and over again” routine
What an embarrassing signature move.
It's still a shit world but I think the point where I realised Banjo wasn;t just going to be a cutsy 64 clone is when after the happy hill and the happy island the next world is a underwater sewer/cavern where Gruntilda keeps a giant robot that eats garbage. And it somehow never really gets back to normal after that even when you get back to the more generic/happy worlds again.
They just sort of rolled with it with Tooie. When the abandoned mine is somehow the happiest world in the game.
Bikini Kazooie.
STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK REIMUFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU REIMUFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY IS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
STEVEFAGS WIN SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
NIGGERS DESERVE TO BE HUNG ON A CROSS
JEWS DESERVE TO GET GASSED
GOOKS DESERVE TO BE BURNED ALIVE
JANNIES ARE FAGS
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
STEVE IS FUCKING IN KYS KIKES
>tourist.exe has stopped working
>btfo so hard he deleted the main tweet and changed @
>dudes whining in the replies making up shit about how stevies have been bullied by banjo fans for the entire dlc cycle
So what is the sequel to steveposting anyway? Anti-Reimu posting seems close enough but they need another character to push and avatarfag as (Otis won't work, what made it work with Steve was that the character was actually possible)
No it's the best level in all Banjo games by far
Banjo fans harassed children on twitter
youtube.com
Grant is so fucking based. I started listening to some interviews with him after playing Mario/Rabbids, and it's inspiring how much he still loves his job and video games.
Grunty industries is worse
Something tells me that even the other steveposters would cringe at your shit.
I love it how this image was made to mock Banjo fans but it has so little visible malice in it that Banjo fans themselves have started to use it
The sequel to Steve posting based on what happened this past weekend is cutfagging/rebootposting/smash6posting.
This entertains me more than Steve posting because I was never in favour of Steve, but I am in favour for a reboot (call me whatever you want, I get hate all the time). Cuts are inevitable next game.
FUCK PORTFAGS
Indeed they did, this is why fat autistic boomers don’t deserve their ugly cunt bear.
>think of the children!
Keep making shit up and keep coping stevefags
Is there a discord dedicated to cutfagging tho?
Dilate phoneposter
Why are third parties treated like royalty, while Nintendo properties are treated like shit? Sakurai has a bias
>that were also spent literally harassing and threatening
What a fucking crybaby, literally devolving into Twitter tier victimhood
Fuck you.
Stevie Stevie
cope and seethie
Meanwhile steve fans made the board nearly unusable for an entire year
Your point?
Only smash discussion which is good because fuck smash
>Smashboards user
>Phoneposter
This like sooo much. I want more threads of our playstation kino, where I can press square to continue watching Nolan North make eggs
Making things up for strangers on the internet must be fun, huh?
I was laughing like Reverse Tf2 Medic.
Hoo Hoo Hoo HOO!
It’s true, i’ve seen no other group of people attack people of a different age group in the smash community than banjofags.
Honestly, I get the feeling Reimubros do a way better job than Banjobros did at dealing with their tranny detractors.
Steveposting continued for almost a year and
Banjobros virtually never counterattacked. However NOW that Banjo is in they're attacking the now defenseless Stecefags. They weren't even close to being so assertive before.
Meanwhile, Reimubros always react and counterattack when discordfags try to dick on them, and actually made them target other characters like Doomguy and Phoenix Wright so they wouldn't be as easily recognized.
In a way, you could argue that Banjo literally winning by doing absolutely nothing is pretty chad. On the other had though, Reimubros clearly established their superiority to their detractors with this one. If she actually gets it, their victory will be flawless. It's likely their discordfags didn't even have a good time shitposting against her because of them shitposting back, while Stevefags were clearly enjoying every last bit of Steveposting. They still lost, but it was fun for them while it lasted. If Reimu gets in, I'm not sure her detractors will have even that.
Afaik yes, but I haven’t seen a link for it, but I know for definite one exists. I believe it was created by reseterafags though.
go to bed and arrest yourself phoneposter
Why do reseterafags want to cut smash content?
There's many things reseterafags want to cut that they shouldn't
I’ve honestly got a strong gut feeling that this is something the next smash (especially if it’s a reboot) will prioritise. We’ll lose at least 80% third party characters for most wanted first party and improved gameplay and single player content.
Evidence?
Pic related has no chance either.
At least we can stick with Ultimate
I don't care, just posting this shit against Stevefags.
>watch the reveal with someone who hasn't stopped talking about how much he wants Dante in and said he'd be pissed if BK was revealed
>mfw and him in the back
>MUH SMASH BOARDS
How’s the weather in Laos ESLkun?
Cope Roblox default doesn’t even get to be on the front of the box
>without asking
You mean demanding. It may be rare, but Kazooie wants to get fucked up by a bear on occasion.
>Steve discord is full of salty S0nyggers
I always had a suspicion
Because this: resetera.com
Ignore the fucking poll, read the comments, the majority talk about a reboot.
Real talk? Why the fuck is roblox so popular? Looks like a cheap addictinggames subgame
I’m not ESLkun but Banjofags outed themselves as avid smashboards users
How would that work? She's a bird!
If Ultimate is to be the last smash game ever, then the series went out with a fucking BANG
Yeah, which is nice, it’s a win win situation, if you aren’t satisfied with the next smash then stick to ultimate, if you weren’t satisfied with ultimate and wanted a smaller roster with more content, stick to the next smash.
>I’m not ESLkun
Sure buddy
>Banjofags outed themselves as smashboard users
What are you referring to?
>smashfags on every social media platform
>hurrr hurrr it’s only smashboards
Thing is there really isn't any box art for Roblox. But the Noob is a prominent in the weird Roblox Anthem video.
Well Roblox has been around for years since about 2005-06, is a game platform that developers can actually make money off of through DevEx, and the engine is pretty damn good especially since the Future is Bright shaders are getting rolled out now.
>let's talk about banjo kazooie because he's in smash now
gay as shit
SEETHING smashboards user
You’re arguing with an autistic Laotian and the last remaining stevefag stubborn enough to still be trying to hurt BK hype. He might be that same guy that keeps spamming the bomber man pasta but I don’t think so. Either way he’s beyond help.
sauce please
Was he the one who also spammed the horse porn one time
you're gay
>GUH-HUHCULES
are you blind?
I had a gut feeling the moment the trailer started, and I fucking screamed when that Jiggy bounce across the floor
Is dis game any good?
>the one who also spammed the horse porn one time
Wat
One thread got derailed with horse porn, and ESLkun may have done it, after getting roasted
Someone needs to make a Steve memeball and make it a cube.
I’m too much of a brainlet to do it myself
Like rule34 shit or real life horses fucking real life humans? If it’s the latter I have to admit that’s a great derailing tactic.
Reminder to not get your hopes up for any of those
I really miss the jiggy cutscene playing through Tooie again
Latter
Where is Waluigi? Stop excluding us; we’re here, too
>Told myself I need to stop caring about Banjo&Kazooie not being at E3 every year
>Still got immensely depressed after Microsoft's show because no Banjo-Kazooie news
>Ended up bummed out at the start of Nintendo's E3 because I thought they wouldn't reveal anymore characters, and while I have nothing against DragonQuest, I also have no attachment to it
>Then it fucking happened
>Then the massive influx of new art and appreciation happened
>Got to taste what winning feels like
Honestly I think the only thing that could top my reaction to it would be an actual new game reveal, or a remake of Kazooie and Tooie. But I'm still immensely satisfied. Us B-K fans have had it really hard for way too long now, so good news is still the best news.
Cool, he's got a shot except that he's already some other fighter on the switch coming soon
Put the bikini on the bird.
I know these images are bait but GOD damn is it 10/10 bait, I legitimately got mad when I read "Transformations are just used to open doors" when in Kazooie, every transformation did nothing other than allow Banjo to fit into small holes.
This is how I felt with Ultimate overall
>got bored of Smash for Wii U in mid 2017
>like the roster, but some of the smash magic was lost without some of the cut
>March 2018, Ultimate announced, and I didn’t get hyped, because I thought it was going to be a port
>June 12 happens, and i go from meh to AAAAAAAAAAAAAA when Snake was shown, and EVERYONE IS HERE
>think how can they top thi-
>RIDLEY HITS THE BIG TIME
>at that moment I’m just jumping around my place like a kid hopped on 3 gallons of sugar, since he was my most wanted in Brawl, alongside Pac-Man, at last
since I loved feeling like a kid again, I wanted other never Evers to feel the same way, and with K.Rool and Banjo Kazooie in too, this really feels like the Ultimate Smash game
>getting mad
It's more like laughing at someone who's freaking out over a video game.
>hoes mad
gay.
> but it has so little visible malice in it that Banjo fans themselves have started to use it
No banjo fans are just stupid.
For real. I came to terms that he was never getting another game again, but smash was the last thing I wanted for him since he should've been in ages ago and now the door of possibility was open again. Now that Banjo's here, this is THE ultimate smash game for me. All my most wanted are accounted for.
It's such a catharsis for me.
Rosterfag threads are more boring now without Steveposting, I’m gonna miss it
Can't die when you get new games
you mean the new games that Steve isn't even in?
Yeah, CLEARLY he’s the one seething, lol.
A block person is a block person. and that's not including all the updates.
keep coping, stevelet.
Getting my hopes up for Magolor and Adeleine then.
Can't. Don't have a new banjo game.
It's fantasy man, it can do whatever. Same as Mario, where Bowser has an army with both wizards and battle tanks, and is opposed by two plumbers from Brooklyn. Or Spyro, where the dragons living in castles conduct TV interviews when not being bothered by goblin things that start with swords and end up with machine guns.
>Got my one wish of Banjo&Kazooie in Smash
>Barely care about who else gets in now
That said, I would definitely like to see Crash and Jibanyan.
He was based. Firubiiii is not based at all. RIP Fruib.
don't need any, I can still enjoy the n64 classics.
oh, and I can also play as him in smash :^)
Desperate.
>last panel
>4 fingers on the right but 5 on the left
>don't need any, I can still enjoy the n64 classics.
Dated as fuck and I can waste time on better platformers from that era.
Not to mention Reimu exists
I’m not the one who wrote the canon
>stevefag has bad taste
why am I not surprised
Ahem
lmao
I wonder if anyone played it. It is the only game I never see people talking about. Would recommend trying /vr/ as apart from the Kazooie vs Tooie discussions and N&B hate, these threads are just rosterfags circlejerking still.
It's alright. Kind of mediocre, like all the THQ-Rare games. It's the kind of game you would play in a car ride or on a bus. The beta is more interesting.
STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK REIMUFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU REIMUFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY IS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
STEVEFAGS WIN SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
NIGGERS DESERVE TO BE HUNG ON A CROSS
JEWS DESERVE TO GET GASSED
GOOKS DESERVE TO BE BURNED ALIVE
JANNIES ARE FAGS
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
STEVE IS FUCKING IN KYS KIKES
>Copy paste
>Delete post
>Copy paste
>Delete post
>Copy paste
The more you make yourself look like a spastic idiot the more you either misrepresent people or radicalize those who don't know no better.
And either one would be considered pointless and unhealthy.
Just get high and play minecraft dude. That's what I sure as hell did in 2010.
>y'all
cope and seethe stevie
>thread to talk about Banjo games and Banjo in smash
>Stevefags can't seem to ever keep themselves from entering it
I don't get it. If you don't like/care about Banjo so much, why even enter a thread about him? Why not just make a Steve thread?
Because you got your wish, but not the humble way others have done so. You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us. You spent the last several months throwing tantrums when your people wanted to see other characters in smash and poke tiny specs of banter at you. You got vicious at fans of Minecraft, even children on Twitter.
You don’t deserve this; You don’t deserve any of this. This is the equivalent of punching someone in the jaw for merely using a whoopie cushion. It’s not right, and this is a game for children, the target audience of games like Minecraft and Smash, and you took that away from them.
Minecraft fans may have only showed up just around smash 4, but they were really excited for Steve, after it was gaining traction. Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all? A lot, and you’re all being greedy jerks, rubbing salt in the wound.
You may have gotten your characters, but at the cost of others. Just know that someone’s little brother went to cry himself to sleep that E3 night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing.
>because (copypasta that doesn't even apply to me)
so, attention, I take it?
Because they're considered shitposting material.
Banjo posting was in the same category because that's basically what it was.
Now that Banjo is a DLC character people make threads about the characters while staying on-topic while stevethreads are still technically considered shitposting.
Which they don't need to be. But a lot of steveposters seem to be programmed by a "shitposts are a statement" mentality.
I guarantee you there's probably some educated steveposters that are sick of the cringe shit other steveposters are posting right now.
What's really made Banjo-Kazooie's addition so wonderful (besides actually getting in and the amazing reveal) is that Sakurai and his team genuinely gave a shit with how the series was portrayed, just like with Castlevania and Mega Man. Almost no hint of Nuts and Bolts is present; the material and style is very dominantly rooted in the N64 era stuff.
Steve Mayles was even impressed with how careful Nintendo portrayed Banjo
It would have been amusing if B&K was the first dlc reveal, but then the rest of the pass was all nameless JRPG heroes.
>Almost no hint of Nuts and Bolts
Their house and the general layout of spiral mountain look more N&B
Yeah it doesn't have that vibrant, colorful look the N64 games had.
Come on now, joker and hero are great editions to have. At least it isn’t another Corrin
That's honestly why I wanted them in Smash more than anything. It was a safe bet of having them being represented in the best possible way. A sequel by Microsoft could very much fuck them up badly (Battletoads for example).
Although now that we have this, I wouldn't be opposed to a remake of the original game or something
I remember someone saying that's on purpose for smash stages in general. If the stages are too vibrant, it'd be hard to tell what's going on in the fight zone
Battletoads looks like Castle Crashers. What are you on about
that's a pretty good point, now that I think about it
A remake would be fine if they take the hint from the explosively positive reception for BK's Smash depiction. That being, don't use the Nuts and Bolt style or otherwise significantly deviate from the original style. Hell, if possible I'd suggest to simply use the 360 ports as the base work for the engine and just upgrade the models and animations.
Poor fucking Battletoads though. Toadbros don't deserve that shit rebootmake even if they acted like smug fucks before E3 2019 over their series returning before Banjo's.
it looks like shit, aesthetically. It should look like this
>they acted like smug fucks before E3 2019 over their series returning before Banjo's.
I was convinced that was just falseflaggers looking for (you)s
STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK REIMUFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU REIMUFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY IS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
STEVEFAGS WIN SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS = FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
NIGGERS DESERVE TO BE HUNG ON A CROSS
JEWS DESERVE TO GET GASSED
GOOKS DESERVE TO BE BURNED ALIVE
JANNIES ARE FAGS
MODS SUCK JEWISH COCK FOR A LIVING
FUCKING CASTRATE NIGGERS EVERYDAY
FUCK BANJO NIGGERS
FUCK ASHLEY NIGGERS
FUCK TODD NIGGERS
FUCK SHANTAE NIGGERS
FUCK EDRICK NIGGERS
FUCK SORA NIGGERS
FUCK REIMU NIGGERS
STEVE IS IN NIGGERS
Makes sense.
>Submitting to ignorance on this scale
Everyone always forgets that the fighter's pass won't have any characters in it from franchises that are already represented, so no Geno, Tails, Waddle Dee or Sylux
Grunty.
Will she be a boss?
>They were one time only deals
How do you know this? Do you work at Nintendo?
my only most wanted is crash at this point
No, probably a stage hazard, I doubt a dlc character would come with an exclusive boss
I'm just hoping for the rhymes
If there’s another trailer for Banjo like Joker had, I hope his moveset is narrated by Bottles. Text, noises and all.
>in every level
Except the casino which I think they gave up on fixing.
I'm fine with them, but it sure would be misleading. Someone who bought the pass if B&K were first would not be optimistic about the rest after a bunch of anime boys drop in.
Also if "Hero" was just Luminary then that would be another Corrin. They're fine because they went out of their way for all those alt legacy skins to rep DQ as a whole.
Wonderwing for dodging her big spells. Let’s Players never get that.
the longer the fight goes on, the more her fireballs track you. Eventually it gets to a point where they hit where they think you're going to be, rather than where you are. So just fake them out at that point until there's a slowdown in her fire rate
I can see why, throughout the game you never have to use besides to get the one jiggy after learning it, it feels more like a cheat against enemies than something to solve puzzles, so of course they wouldn't think of using it against the final boss.
>We’re home.
People involved with BK actually saying they belong on Nintendo makes me smile.
That was probably intentional too.
No Banjo Pilot is between Tooie and N&B because Mumbo and Grunty are in this game. Banjo didn't know who are they before Banjo-Kazooie.
>implying it wouldn't be more like this
Isabelle unless you’re counting Animal Crossing as a whole.
I love Banjo-Kazooie to death, Top 10 GOATs. Tooie really never got to me. I'm so hyped for them in Smash.
My ideal future would be a Rare Replay on Switch, but including Nintendo only games (mainly DKC and 64), but I'd be happy with just the Banjo games ported to Switch.
Freezeezy Peak best level, even though it's the only one you can't beat on the first go. Click Clock Wood second place.
How would Banjo and Kazooie look in Toriyama's style?
Freezeezy, Bubblegloop, and Gobi's Valley all require moves from each other, no?
I hope Nintendo brings these costumes back.
Just freezeezy. Bubblegloop doesn't require the running shoes for the alligator game, but it makes it easier.
Botamo or the Bear thief
And Gobi's Valley requires the beak bomb to open a pyramid, right? (and the wading boots to make collecting some notes easier, I think)
You don't backtrack to Gobi's valley. You get beak bomb in Freezeezy which is map 5. Gobi's Valley is map 6.
>(Pic unrelated)
While it is basically true characters from franchises that are already represented in Smash won't be included in the Fighters Pass, theres still room for additional seperate DLC. Meaning characters like Geno, Bandana Waddle Dee, Waluigi, Dixie Kong, and perhaps some FE character still have a good chance being in Smash as DLC. Just not part of the fighters pass like Pirahnna Plant. Also there's been plenty of rumor about Geno coming to Smash as of late, so that must account for something to some extent atleast.
Not to discredit Sakurai, but Rare had a major hand in how Banjo was represented in Smash:
rare.co.uk
>It's been a tightly kept secret but we've been collaborating closely with the Smash team on this crossover since last year, on everything from movesets to musical choices – and while a core group of folks at Rare worked on this, we have to give a special shout out to our own Paul Cunningham who has been our point man on getting everything about Banjo and Kazooie's appearance just right.
At the very least, I imagine this is probably why there's a small handful of N&B references, like Banjo's house and his stretching idle animation.
Here's to hoping there's a Nuts and Bolts alt!!
More of this. This is great.
Read a recent interview with Kirkhope.
>Kirkhope also restated how a new Banjo game would essentially be up to a new studio, as there's no chance of the original team getting back together.
>“Rare need to find somebody like that who gets the game, who really loves it, gets the humour, comes up with a great plot and then kicks on.
>“They would need to find an external studio who really cares about the project and wants to do it, like they did with Killer Instinct and also similar to how Ubisoft Milan did a great job with Mario + Rabbids."
Pretty much what people have been saying. Killer Instinct was rebooted through an out-sourced dev team, Battletoads was rebooted through an out-sourced dev team. Microsoft is probably looking right now for someone to reboot Banjo and capitalize on Smash's surge of popularity. Hopefully the people they get will do it more like Killer Instinct and less like Battletoads. Also, that leaker who teased Banjo in Smash, claimed that Rare Replay for Switch is being worked on right now. I'm cautiously optimistic for their future right now.
However long it takes, user.
>fuckin zoomers
>Microsoft is probably looking right now for someone to reboot Banjo and capitalize on Smash's surge of popularity.
Kirkhope actually said he's doubtful Microsoft is considering anything Banjo related, but was surprised that Nintendo were more surprised at the massive reaction to Banjo than anybody.
>"(Nintendo) were surprised by how crazy it went," Grant says of the reveal. "The E3 reveal seemed to be gigantic. When I was speaking to Nintendo back at their booth at E3, they were all saying it was a bigger reaction than they’re normally used to for Smash."
Hope lies with Nintendo it seems.
>"(Nintendo) were surprised by how crazy it went"
Fucking knock-knock Nintendo. You'd probably know how big a deal it was if you weren't living in your bubble.
Man was SSB4 so bland with newcomers, with the exception of The guest stars and Little Mac. Even Rosalina(Mario Galaxy was my jam).
Ok
Banjo was Smashboards
>tfw smash modder and takes a shower everyday
Irrelevant character from a shitty game
Don't expect to see any of the titty monsters as Spirits. If Wumba shows up it'll be her Nuts and Bolts version.
AWW WHAT HAPPENED BLOCKHEAD?
DID YOUR RACIST RANTS FINALLY BACKFIRE?
LMFAO GET FUCKED
Just about everyone important at Rare quit due to Microsoft. Even the founders left.
Say what you want about the ballot, but it was necessary. I know Banjo got a good amount of votes.
I’m glad for it. So many of my favorite characters together at last
I love renders like this, wish more games had this
banjo 1 good like mario
banjo 2 good like zelda
I win
Would Double Fine be a good fit for a future Banjo game? Psychonauts 2 is looking pretty good.
Based on Sakurai's comments, I'm guessing the biggest hitters of the Smash 4 Ballot must've been along these lines (no particular order besides the top two):
>Sora (this one is a purely educated guess from how often he's requested online, but Sakurai hasn't remarked on Sora)
>Banjo-Kazooie
>Snake
>Wolf
>Cloud (he wasn't revealed until after the Ballot ended)
>K. Rool
>Ridley
>Castlevania (Sakurai claimed that the Belmonts happened due to the Ballot, alongside Ridley and K. Rool)
>Master Chief
>Waluigi (he's fucking cancer and so is his fanbase, but if nothing else he's practically an unfortunate shoo-in for 6)
Pretty much all of this list happened. Waluigi is obviously out due to being AT'd again, Chief is pretty much dead (Spencer's comments after E3 spelled out that Chief would've been a far harder ask for Smash than BK anyway), and Sora is unlikely since the difficult Square Enix already has a DLC rep and Disney are also fucking horrible to work with (although it's the only thing I can see that can match or exceed the hype BK got).
I'd nominate Retro Studios, they always do a swell job. Especially for DK
Good, children are fucking stupid and should be reminded of this until they are old enough to know better.
I was already trembling after I saw that Jiggy bounce by, so I just started laughing like a madman after this showed up
Holy based.
At least the artist for DKR did the Smash design for Banjo, that probably wouldn't have happened if he was at Playtonic
Ironic coming from the child
>Racist
Resetera is calling you
AWW RACIST IS MAD THAT HE CANT SAY THE N WORD
GET FUCKED /POL/ACK
RESETERA HAS ALREADY TAKEN OVER
Nigger
SEETHY STEVIE
COPE AND HAVE SEX INCEL
t. doesn't have children
Children are the dumbest creatures on Earth and it is the rest of humanity's job to make them less stupid.
based.
zoomers were a mistake.
It's interesting to me that every piece of fan art treats Kazooie's "hair" differently. Some give her individual feathers, some give her the faux-mohawk that Smash gave her, and some give her a little tuft sort of thing.
why is RPG characters a category? Sure we already got Joker and Hero but I don't think that necessarily disqualifies EVERY RPG, especially ones like Souls or Undertale
makes sense considering the stage seems to rotate as well
I'm still excited about that. Get to have a whole view of Spiral Mountain and no other stage uses that mechanic iirc
Sorry bro! That rotations pretty distracting, you wouldn't mind if I turned this on right?
>anti-fun comp fags
not even once
>turn it on
>background still rotates
Calling it now
Didn't stevefags make a webm about banjo getting anal raped by steve, who then licked the shit off his cock and shoved banjo up his ass?
Real talk, why are you guys ignoring the fact Sakurai put these in the game? It's like you're trying to prove you have brain damage
>Reddit the post
Let's face it. Without new games we're all banjokes.
We need a Minecraft 2
>Wanted both a SMT rep and Banjo for Smash 4
>Get them later as DLC for Smash Ultimate
Honestly ok with getting what I wanted finally. But honestly got bored of Smash due to so many try hards playing it.
Speak for yourself Rosterfag
Seething
3 guaranteed cuts next game (5 if you add IC and DH)
I'm sorry, did you forgot your clown shoes Rosterfag?
He’s based.
Been ruined since Brawl.
There must be more? Surely this is just the icing on the cake? Show me some actual evidence of a banjofag using verbal language against children!
Stevechads
>Proudly display their Steve OC whenever they post and lets everybody know what they stand for, doesn't care if people call him a Steveposter.
>Doesn't actually care who gets into Smash, just wants an excuse to have a laugh and post increasingly extravagant and retarded OC. Laughed when he realized he got btfo and immediately jumped on Yea Forums to see the reactions.
>Has decided to let Steve retire gracefully for now, might pick him up again once the next Smash game is announced.
>Has never touched Discord in his life.
Stevecels
>Won't post Steve OC anymore. Hides behind anonymity/false-flags, taking potshots at Banjofags from safety and hoping no one will realize he's a Stevefag and dismiss him. Too embarrassed to flat-out admit he's a Stevefag.
>Takes the "war" between Banjo and Steve incredibly seriously, can't get over the fact that they actually "lost". Stayed off of Yea Forums the entire day after E3, refused to post until the majority of celebrations were already over and he was less likely to get mobbed.
>Constantly tries to damage control, claiming that Steveposters "dindu nuffin!" and believes that Banjofags instigated everything. Tries to act like the last year of glorious shit-posting never happened.
>Was an "admin" in the Steve raid Discord and is furious that he no longer has any more imaginary status amidst his peers. Deflects every-time it's brought up, definitely underage.
Which one are you?
Neither.
Both are braindead, end of story.
canonically dead
youtu.be
I can't think of very much about this series that wouldn't appeal to the Japanese
God I wish that finished
Don't know why but if there was to be a new Banjo Kazooie game, I'm more certain the people who A Hat In Time, Gears For Breakfast, will be the ones to make it. Don't know why. Just a hunch. Plus they'd be a perfect fit.
Pic may or may not be related. You decide