Lose the game

>lose the game
>"I was lagging"

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>about to lose a game
>light my house on fire

>"sorry, my house was on fire during that game"

>lose the game
>say gg ez before the opponent can

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>doing even remotely poorly in a game/getting criticized by team or enemies
>start walking weird and running into walls over and over

"fuck I think I'm getting ddosed guys which one of you fucks is it, you're reported this is bullshit"

>lose the game

>pop ubercharge way too early by accident
>"fuck my cat is on my desk and stepped on my mouse"

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>Lose
>"Man it's been so long since i played this game"

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>win the game 16 - 0
>topfrag
>say to team "sorry guys, I really tried, I promise I'll do better next time"

> lose
> everyone says gg
> I say bg

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>Lose coop game after giving instructions
>Blame the others

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What's that dudes name again?

>lose
>"luckily for you my isp started throttling my line just before this game doing line tests in the local area"

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if every game is gg then there's no such thing as g. bg'ers allow for gful gflys to exist

>lose
>"Wow you must be stupid if you think this is my main account"

>lose
>"gg ez like facing bots"

>lose game
>teammates get mad
>start playing single player instead

>respond to every criticism with RIP

>lose
>report everyone in the lobby

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>win the game
>open up the chat
>"hey how do I turn up the AI difficulty?"

I have a friend who used to AFK during boss fights in pug WoW raids frequently. His excuse was always
>"AFK guys my dog just ran out of the house need to go get him"

>rage at game
>say "buh bye losers :^)" in chat before leaving
>i fuck up trying to leave
>they respond in kind before i get out

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>lose game
>snap controller
>throw console through tv screen
>run to kitchen
>grab biggest sharpest knife
>murder my family and my neighbours family
>burn down the other neighbours houses with them inside while they sleep

Vidya is serious bidness

>lose game
>turn mic on
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>lose
>don't care because it's a video game

what game? also text chat or voice chat?

>lose game
>call fbi and say investigate the team that beat me they are all pedos and terroists and used lag switches
>check papers next day
>headline news team of gamer pedo terrorist raided and jailed for life for using lag switches in ranked games

it was Halo 1 way back in the day. Text chat. I'm still mad.

>lose game
>"noob team"

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>lose
>"I didn't lose I just chose not to win."

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Based cu ckold

>lose game
>go offline for several years

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>die
>woah sorry guys im high

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don't forget to say "brb cops" first

>lose game
>brb cops first
>never seen again online or offline by anyone ever

>win game
>entire enemy team responds with "ez" and leaves before you can even reply because there's too many menus in the way

>lose game
>don't say gg
>win the rematch
>gg

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>losing the game
>idle before im killed
>"yo dude my controller died"

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>lose game
>immediately send my trash teammates hate messages calling them niggers
>mfw I'm black
>mfw I got banned from NBA 2K17 for calling people niggers
>mfw a good chunk of people I play with are white and don't say racist shit but I'm constantly calling people niggers online
>mfw I can feel some of them physically flinch and recoil when I say it to someone on our team

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>about to lose game
>exit game

>type nigger in chat
>oh sorry my little sister just came in

>win the game
>"noob"
:^)

>lose game
>harass my teammates until they block me
>then proceed to track them down and harass them on every form of social media they're on until they either kill themselves irl or simply delete their accounts and go into hiding

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Based nigger.

>lose the game
>'guys I let my little sis play hehe, no worries next game will be b-better'

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>team throws game prematurely
>someone says gg in chat even though the match isn't done
>lecture them on how it wasn't a good game if it ended so quickly and that they should actually say bg

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Kek the best part is the reactions. I went back and forth with some faggot for like a good 40 minutes because he had like 4 turnovers and was 4/13 on NBA2K19. Immediately left Party Chat to call him a fucking nigger and he started chimping out calling me a white boi and saying he'd fuck me up.

Not even racist or self hating, it's just hilarious how I can call someone a faggot or a brainlet and get no reponse, but as soon as I call someone a nigger, whether black, white, hispanic, they immediately lose their shit and give me the reaction I want.

post hand

>win game
>player on other team is salty
>say “sorry”
>*You have a new friend request*

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "the hymen divider" Schnieder

Who has the vocaroo of the guy who turns on his mic and starts aggressively burping when people talk shit at him?
It's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard and could imagine happening given how disgusting he does it

Why did mods sticky this?

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>lose the game
>big fat bg, go fuck yourselfs faggots

>implying the mods have any power here

I don't work for you nigger.

>someone calls me out for being terrible
>"sory gys im drunk af lmao"
>not drunk and I never drink

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>lose
>I won in my heart :)

>lose the game
>Player on winning team who contributed nothing says gg ez

>tfw that's me
Lmao get dabbed on loser

>lose
>"cheaters win"
>win
>"cheaters lose"

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>win game
>losing player says "gg"
>say nothing
>leave

im drunk af anomn and im in fucking agony,i didnt drink in over a year but my faggot frienda forced me.never dri k it fuxking sucks fuck drinking

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dumb frogposter

>Lose
I'm sorry what does that mean again?

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Literally me everytime I get stabbed
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>win game
>"oh lol we weren't playing against bots?"

>win game say nothing.
>lose game say nothing.

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>drunk
>"hey guys watch this"
>succeed

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this desu

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dan "the foot biter" schneider

>Game starts
>Horrible lag, rubber banding every couple of seconds, lots of dropped frames, fucked up animations, lots of delay
>Opponent is somehow playing absolutely perfectly in the lag, not missing anything and completely destroys me

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>say gg ez
>it wasn't easy
>was actually difficult and very close

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dan "show me your feet or hit the streets!" schneider

based

3rd strike in the uk

I love doing this, I dont know why actual the winners get so mad over it

dan "the big dick @ nick" schneider

*starts eating a banana*

>turn off chat
>only communicate with teabagging

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Underrated

>lose game
>everyone switches to the winning side
>auto-balance
>lose game

Fuck, I miss TF2. Have not even played in a year.

> lose game
> say gg and be a good sport about it

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