What are some cool vidya merchandising?

Not him but sex is just a more slow jerk off session only it's not with your hand.

>It's just a pain in the ass, I can't deal with the bickering and nagging all the time. Just find your waifu and stick with her
What bickering and nagging have you experienced? Is the nagging same across the other women you've had? Mind telling me what their complaints were?

Footjobs feel good, but man pussy ain't that good it's way overrated

Prepared to be surprised user, normally the attractive ones don’t give a shit you find super hot -fictional- characters attractive, it’s the ugos that will REEE at you for wasting money on things prettier than them
I have no idea what your situation is in your area but my heart goes out to you user. Nothing is better than having both options and loving it.

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Here's an example
>she grabs the vacuum
>you need help with the chores?
>no it's okay
>she finishes and starts yelling at me how I didn't help her
>tell he I offered but she said no
>she says I should have grabbed the vacuum from her and started doing it anyway because even if she says no it means yes
Apparently this is normal in Japan, I don't know it's annoying my waifu doesn't talk to me like that

>jerking off feels better

Confirmed for never having sex without a condom

Nah it ain't that bad, it's just annoying. It's easier to be alone with your waifu
I've never used a condom in my life

>Prepared to be surprised user, normally the attractive ones don’t give a shit you find super hot -fictional- characters attractive, it’s the ugos that will REEE at you for wasting money on things prettier than them
Okay user, you apparently want to be right and I obviously can't convince you that hotties would like or appreciate your pervy statues so think what you want and wish you the best of luck. You'll need it.

Have you ever seriously compared the two experiences before? Honestly? Do it sometime. It's the same end result, just your dick feels slightly different because it's not your hand.
Does visuals help? Of course. But the sensation itself is literally the same.
Just like how you want to eat food, and you'll eat food and then want food again and forgot how good it was to have food until you have it again.
Endless cycle.

>tfw deathgrip
>tfw can fuck gf for hours
its amazing, edging really helped me to become a fuck machine.

>tell he I offered but she said no
Thank god I'm single, shit is irritating.

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>Just like how you want to eat food
can you stop being so american?
not everything is relatable to food.

Just stick to 2D they don't act like this now I've dug myself into deep

omg those feet

Casual sex is literally just incredibly inconvenient masturbation that you need to put 100x more effort into for the same end result of "UNGA BUNGA PEEPEE FEEL GOOD"
You should literally never have sex unless it's with the person you love to build a relationship and purely out of efficiency

Why the fuck is your GF living with you? Or were you living with her?

Too big to be a woman's but still nice attention to detail.

>Apparently this is normal in Japan
nah, its a women thing, all have it.

Oh, I didn't know the rest of the world evolved and no longer need nutrients from consumables. Or are you from the fucking future?

Please stop typing

Prove me wrong, caveman.
You are a slave to your lust.

Says the guy on a website about a hobby that is designed to take your money, teach you basically no skills for survival and doing nothing.
Sure you're free?

she's supposed to say no she doesn't need help, and you're supposed to help anyways
that's how it works

I'm waiting for waifu bots, most females can't think without using emotions, I just want a female capable of separating emotions from actions.

Those are called prostitutes user

At least video games boil down to "Buy->Play" instead of "Meet -> Convince which could take weeks -> Spend hours fucking -> Clean sheets -> Repeat" for the same dopamine rush

And video games don't give people dopamine rushes? Are you fucking with me or are you convinced dopamine only exist in sex?

Yeah whatever
My waifu is just fine it's just 3D wenches that are the problem

Are you fucking stupid, son?
Read what I said again.

>Someone is doing things to better the both of you
>Doesn't just help
I can see why you're single.

But why, is inefficient and a waste of time.

Too many partners.

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I did but you're implying sex and video games provide the SAME dopamine rush?
Why even be here? Go away. Play your games.

I'm not though

>mfw way too poor for bishoujo figures
i really like the karin and sakura ones, too. if there was a really good cammy one, i might have to nut up and buy it regardless of what it costs me

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Oh so you're picky too.
This is making more sense.
You should probably just join the military and get blown up or something. Your life has zero meaning from what I can tell unless you're successful and have a high demand skill to better mankind...which I'm doubting.

Ever heard of budgeting your money? I only have $200 spending money a month of essentials AND shit like this. You can too, you just have to sit down and plan.

People that say dumb shit like “sex isn’t that great” have never had true mindblowing or tantric sex.

Also
>only virgins without gf’s can have sexy statues
Wrong again. If you are economically stable you make your own decisions and can get any woman to “like” your hobby

What the fuck do you gain from casual sex?
It's the same exact end result of "dopamine rush" as masturbation, video games, eating a particularly nice bagel, etc. just with 100x times more effort put into it for minimal results you could acquire elsewhere.

Feet

>tfw 27 year old hv who's never been in a relationship and closest thing to sex is when I was 15 and and a Latina sat on my face for a minute
>too embarrassed to ever go outside or get a job any education beyond high school for being mocked for being so pathetic and now after years of Yea Forums being a safe haven of like minded nerd virgins see people constantly talking about their relationships, ex wives and even femanons are posting on this site nowadays
Jesus Christ, I want to die

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Show us your hottie partner user, can't wait to see you make up reasons why you can't. Show us your statues too.

...

Doesn't take much effort to chat to a girl, take her out, drive her to yours and fug.

What do you gain from this conversation?
See what I did there? See how stupid you just sounded?

That's still a significant increase in effort from "Pull down pants -> Tug penis"

After a certain number of partners you turn into a health issue, you can easily carry and spread diseases, not just STDs.

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I can help you user, it's not like this thread is staying on topic anyways.
Talk to me.

>Dude, this discussion is pointless, you are stupid
Because I derive pleasure from causing retards like you to freak out when I blow them the fuck out
And it takes a hell of a lot less effort than getting laid :^)

If you post that kind of wojacks you deserve to die

but thanks for letting me know about the life of the average wojack poster, jokes aside dude, you probably still a virgin because you clearly never matured mentally, posting wojacks is something that only teenagers that wanna feel edgy do

i believe you can change your life but you have already missed a lot of experiences

Imagine the smell haha

Yeah but tug penis doesn't feel as good as fug pusi
At least, that's how it feels to me.

These are all pretty cool.

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Everyone has herpes user. You should get it too.

If someone has herpes they're an auto-thot and that's that.

So? You step on a nail you can get a disease. You can breath in the wrong air and get a disease. Sounds like you're just a germaphobe scared of his mortality.

Try again.

THOSE FEET HOLY SHIT

>tfw wanted a buyfag thread but it's all /r9k/ retards feigning maturity with sex discussion.

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Actually there a different types of herpes, most people have the one that don't fuck your body, but will give alzheimer in later stages of life.

That is why you cook your own food, wash your hands, and wear fucking clothes, a nail won't hurt you if you use fucking shoes.

where's the base for your tharja?

Okay, it's clear why you don't want sex. Carry on with your mental illness.

I’m just sharing experiences user. My girl of 8 years dosent give a fuck I have near naked girl figmas from near Hentai shows but she knows she desirable so she isn’t threaten, back in High School the two average looking girls I date would lose there shit over just a Video game character being thinner than them.

Well? Let's see miss perfect

Damn what a chad.

Just remember to use protection, and don't kiss strangers in the mouth, you don't know how many cocks he/she sucked before your date.

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I don't care about those things like you do though.

It's a fine felt-like material and dust is a real bitch to get off of it, so I leave it upside down. Plus Tharja is kinda wobbly even on stable ground, especially without the cape.

How is she perfect for not freaking out over statue shit?
How bad is your situation?

Why not have a detolf then?

Gunpla.

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I guess since I keep mine in a case the dust isn't an issue. I only asked because I like the base for her and it's strange for me to see it without

I still see no pic

I'm not made out of money, user.

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>those anklets
wew

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You deserve it for moving in with some fuckin fling. Dumbass kid.

Your post was with the two dragon crown sorceress statues right?
You have money for a detolf then.

Came with the AoT 2 Final Battle SE vidya that was released like a week ago.

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>pedo figures

Because it’s clear you are not acting in good faith, you’ll either criticize her looks, claim it’s fake, etc. so why put my girls face in this shit hole just so you can still refuse to believe it?

>It's really annoying to deal with and sex isn't even that great. Jerking off feels better
it really depends on the girl and what kind of sex you guys have.