I'M drunk Yea Forums, help

God I wish I was drunk right now

What exactly do you need help with

help what? do you want to not be drunk? drink water and eat some bread and some protein.

>worst Zelda game
shit taste

No

go microwave a burrito

drink somemore then play some ss13

Can you make me a sandwich?

Me too. It's okay.

I wish I was in the process of blacking out right now.

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I wish you were too

I wish I was in the process of breeding with your asshole.

What do you need help with?
Being drunk isn't like being high where you can just fall into a pit of paranoia and recursive thoughts, just eat some trash and be ready for the hangover

Chug a fuckton of water now before you pass out. It will help alleviate the hangover.

It's okay to be gay user

buttholes are not for procreation

Yes I know, now bend over.

True, but fucking them feels really good.

I'm not him though I'm OP fekc off

You're drunk so you might not remember getting buttfucked. Be quiet and just let it happen.

Why?

That's really gay. I am a bottom, though.

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Because you're more fun when you're drunk. What happened to you you used to be cool

okay, take care and have fun friend.

cringe

Nah, I'm not fay. I'm bi but top and only fuck feminine boys so npot gonna happen buddy

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I'll help you OP.
This is now a WW Zelda thread.
Other renditions of this Zelda are fine too.

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Yeah it's gay. I just want to fuck some butt right now.

You should try getting your butt fucked then. You'll be doing a great service to many dicks.

spirit tracks was probably the best zelda after mm

But that0s gay user, I only give. Also this is a videogame board

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No, you can't do this to me, you bastard. I'm house-sitting for my uncle and away from my desktop with hundreds of Toon Zelda pics. I can only contribute what few I have on my phone

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>Worst Zelda
That would be Skyward Sword, both game and Zelda.

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Don't say that, you sound like half of the people I interact with.

I see. I hope you find a willing participant.

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One day you're gonna get curious then let a femboy you're fucking start fucking you in the butt instead. Your current path is leading you down this road and there is no escaping this unless you stop fucking butts.

I got you nigga.

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You've really changed and I'm not sure if it's for the better.

But user, I want to fuck your butt.

Your weird roleplay is not gonna happen mate, don't know what else to tel you. I only fuck girls and cute femboy twinks!

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I want to get drunk but I’m still recovering from yesterday. Getting old sucks. When I was 20 I could get blackout drunk every 8 hours with no hangover.

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Are you drunk? Smoke some weed now and play Megaman X2. Nigger, Ill give you 1 other option and thats go buy silver right now and brag about it on /biz/

I typically do Link and Tetra, but after a few years since the last one I did I'm going to try writing some Spirit Tracks Zelda smut.

I feel ya. I really want a drink but I just had some last night, and if I keep doing it my body will feel like it's made of rust and lead.

Well fine. At least tell me where you find your femboys you fuck.

I know.

I'm sorry, but I'm both physically and emotionally unavailable to you right now.

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Why? I was turned off by how mindlessly easy it was. Never had to think the whole way through.

Are WW, PH, and ST Zeldas all the same?

because it was fun

It's supposed to be comfy, unironically.

no, ph and ww are, but spirit tracks is several generations later.

WW and PH, yes
ST takes place 100 years later

You two, out.

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WW/PH -Tetra
ST- 100 years later, descendant of Tetra and WW Link

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Phantom Zelda's my favorite to this day. Shame there'll never be another as helpful as her.

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Why the fuck did Skyward Sword have to be the game right after Spirit Tracks and kill the character?

Faggot. Kill yourself.

NO. In fact I'll probably die after you. Suck it.

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whose tits is she looking at

You're describing the entire series. Doesn't stop them from being all fun

Drink some water and keep it in the mouth, then start doing pushups, that will wake you up good.
T.personal experience.

I ask myself that every day. Waifufaggotry is a cancer. There were no redeeming qualities about that particular Zelda.

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>tfw no ghost gf

It pains me everyday.

Post qt ghosts to ease the pain anons.

Skyward Sword did a lot of things it shouldn't have, Zelda just happened to be among the worst.

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don't be drunk. it will make you feel ill. be a sober instead.

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This. Kick your drug addiction OP. You don't need drugs to feel good.

but what if you could be drunk without feeling ill?

DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO IM SO DRUNK

this but unironically

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>mindlessly easy it was.
Zelda is a pretty easy series. In terms of bosses though thos game is one of the harder ones

DUDE SOBRIETY LMAO I'M SO NORMAL

At least I have Tetra and ghost Zelda in Hyrule Warriors

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Seven and OP and has to play every Elder Scrolls game ever made

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Spirit Tracks had pretty much the best Zelda

>agree that doing this shit is obnoxious
>think it's funny to do it while i'm drunk
>do it all the time as a result

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You're all the same btw.

Never played Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks because I thought they looked gay.
Should I give them a chance?

Play Spirit Tracks if you're going to play one. It's largely a direct upgrade to Phantom Hourglass. They get a lot of hate in the fan base but they have a lot of really good qualities and as many others in this thread have already said Spirit Tracks is worth it just for Zelda alone

Skyward Sword is a great game, 90% of Zelda fans are plebs.

It definitely overstays its welcome though, the final dungeon should have been after you got the master sword, the stupid heroes song quest really brought the game down.

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if you liked ww, yes. If you hated ww, no.

[Chair clattering]

I got Spirit Tracks for free when I bought DQ9 thanks to a promo K-mart had. Just straight up sold it so it was like I got DQ9 for free. Never liked WW so I think I made the right choice, but now I'm not so sure. I want ghost waifus.

>I thought they looked gay
What?

Back then, I thought Link driving a fucking train was still the gayest shit I've ever seen. We'll see if I stand by that statement when I play them.

Gameplay-wise it isn't great but you get the best song in the franchise to go with it

You guys have some good Zeldas, but i think you know what the best Zelda look is

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Man; pale, black haired, crazy girls is a dangerous fetish.

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And I assume you played the next game after it with the literal faggiest character to ever grace the series. Now go play both DS games.

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>sobriety
>normal
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