>Switch still unpatched
NIGGER ZEMS RISE UP
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Luke Ortiz
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Henry Price
Did the patch hit on ps4? Did they nerf clock and ball torture?
Zachary Rogers
Wait so the patch is coming out today?
Luis Carter
>got N.Tropy
>lose all interest
sorry guys, idk if I can press on
Juan Evans
When is the patch scheduled for Switch? I’m thirsty for those faster load times
John Kelly
I'm unsure if OP just means the watermelon patch
Ian Watson
My friends and I have a running joke I feel like you guys would enjoy
In the cinematics for CNK, we always joke about Velo having the worst garlic breath
In the beginning when he goes "do you accept my challenge? OUT WITH IT" we joke that Crash has to plug his nose before giving him the thumbs up
It's a funny mental image to imagine Velo biting off a chunk of garlic bread before he laughs, and when he does a bunch of crumbs fall out of his mouth
Also, when you finally race him, a little mouth peice comes up that he breathes into that blows his breath out of the turbines on his kart to distract you during the race
We also joke at the end when he goes "a rematch? But there are rules to follow.. first you must earn all of my thyme garlics" (the original line is time relics)
That's all. I hope somebody laughed at that
Camden Smith
Who even is Velo? This is my first crash game and I’m confused about why there is a character named “Real Velo”. Is there a fake Velo? What’s a Velo?
Isaac Cox
some emperor who needs to have races to entertain people. hes just a green goblin motherfucker
Ryan Davis
Easton Watson
Ethan Hall
based
Jack Walker
I appreciate your efforts, user.
Ryder Fisher
Space emperor who loves racing. In the true ending it's revealed that the Velo you've seen and raced against was just a robot suit piloted by the smaller, real Velo.
Cameron Johnson
Swackhammers kart-racing obsessed relative
Jack Wilson
I don't get maintaining SF.
Every time I try to airbrake, i immediately lose all reserves.
If I don't airbrake, I slam into the outer curve and lose my reserves.
Jump turning would work but if I have USF I lose control of the kart too easily when I try that, or even just airbraking.
What am I doing wrong?
Christopher Bell
1/25/20
She's in.
Thomas Howard
Posting before 404
Aiden Wood
The watermelon patch will be included with the boost mode patch for switch for sure
Jack Perry
caddicarus brought that up when reviewing CNK
Daniel Murphy
>reminder that all anthro women are built for human cock
Jayden Price
>5 more months until Velo
I can not believe that Rilla FUCKING Roo is going to be playable before Emperor Velo is.
Christian Hernandez
/vg/ is inactive as shit because all the real discussion is happening in some circle jerk discord group. Give me some actual protips for Thunder Struck. How do you guys handle that track?
Jaxon Wright
who?
Adrian Walker
haha
Nathan Smith
Those are some nice boots
Anthony Richardson
Daniel Bell
dude fuck off with this racist shit make a new thread
Bentley Jenkins
some user asked earlier for more proof that different classes of characters have different speeds when boosted, seems pretty much undeliable at yellow/red fire so i'm not sure why it wouldn't apply to blue fire
Isaiah Lewis
ps4 hasn't gotten a patch 2 days before that announcement
Angel Nguyen
only got 1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH to post tonight
Blake Baker
Can't wait for Emperor Velo
Leo Foster
I just want the Iridescent Orange paint job for my kart
Parker Wright
Sometimes you just have to sacrifice a boost for a jump
Daniel Barnes
You could've easily drifted around the corners with Liz
Luis Turner
What in God’s name is this? It’s laughing like Cortex
Josiah Scott
The Cocofags true form
Anthony Thomas
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PATCH PEENOX
Liam Green
vg is garbage, if the mods holocaust us here, it's a death knell for discussion. The fact that it already revolves around a d*scord server just shows how fucked it would be if it was the only place to post
Landon Adams
mods are fags
Ian Moore
>do time trial for quick challenge
>beat oxide's time by .7 seconds
>didn't select ghost beforehand
Man I'll never be able to beat that time again