Why did you stop playing Paladins?

enemy drogoz killed me every time

No female fox character, no reason to play

Quickly realized it pans out exactly like Overwatch every match so if I'm going to cuck myself playing a bastardized FPS MOBA I'll just stick with the one that actually has a playerbase.

Why does everything have to be about porn for guys?

everything made by hirez have that cheap chink knockoff feeling

Incels are literally obsessed with sex

Why don’t they just get a hooker? Then they’ll realize it’s nothing special

i did it was fun. i thought the hookers would make fun of my dick because its below average in size. instead i found a hooker that was nicer to me than any girl in real life, and who came really easily with me.

some hookers are absolute terrible people, but some of them are really great.

>some hookers are absolute terrible people, but some of them are really great.

It's almost like they're people

>delays patch so that it wouldn't be as buggy as the last one
>it's even fucking worse
You can't make this shit up. Two whole months for new content from here on out lads.

whoa there, can i have the full version of that image please? thank uyo

except you dont get to just bang any girl you see randomly and find out what theyre like, unless youre 9/10. with hookers you can literally bang whatever you want until you find one you like.

its different, i cant explain to normies.

Crippling social anxiety and lack of money due to NEET lifestyle.

>nothing special

Cutlet detected.

I don't play FPS for fappable chicks I can just look up the porn

It's almost like they're paid to be nice to you

Does anyone here still got the mic/chat glitch? I quit playing because my chat wouldn't work. Also for some reason I would get artifacting every time I played that bomb king guy even though I'm running on i7 and rtx2070.

because I couldn't find source for that pic

Because they *forced* me to play a number of games with bots in order to actually play.
I got two games in, got bored, and quit. No, I don't care how good it is with real players. I can't play with them.

again i cant explain to normies. youll never know because youll never get to experience it. maybe thats why youre so mad.

but to counter your point, people in real life are fake. with prostitutes, you know they are fake. they know you are fake. and theres a certain intimacy in that as well.

Not enough women that appeal to my fetish.

About 10 minutes after I started

You're pretending to be a psychopath but it reads like 10c pulp nonsense.
Try again.

testosterone + many guys can't get sex because they were never socialized properly + technology allows escapism and easy access to porn so less incentive to overcome social issues

yeah im pretending to be a psychopath for saying that relationships are covered with intentional fakeness on each side. thats something only a crazy psychopath would say.

anyway enjoy missionary sex with your girlfirend, i can fuck a different prostitute every week, and fuck her any way i want and have her say whatever i want her to say. which is more real doesnt matter to me. mine feels better either way.

Stopped in OB6 when the game got killed and remade in another copy&paste of overshit.

After a year it gets boring. You get bored of the person and you’ve done every position

Too many 3rd worlders. Not only do they make horrible noises on open mic, but they're shit at the game and there's no point in playing when everyone's that bad.

Because testosterone literally makes you horny 24/7. Guys are always thinking about sex, always. It's not even a joke. I genuinely want to slurp on some fat tirs right now but my favorite hooker is booked full.

i've been fapping for years and that never gets boring.

virgin: 1
un-virgin: 0

I was really addicted to the game, was spending quite a bit on cosmetics etc.

I think I played for about 4-5 months, almost all solo queue.

I quit because I was in the mindset that I was constantly getting better, then I came across really good players in a team 2 matches in a row (dunno why that happened since it never did previously). Not good but really fucking good and I got totally steamrolled and didn't even manage to get one kill, that kicked any idea of me making progress over the past months out of my head and I never logged in again.

I like the game and the models, but it really needed a mode where you just matched randomly with others and premade groups are not allowed to queue together.

Your micro penis hasn't touched anything, probably not even your mother's vagina as she shit you out.

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I was with a girl for over 11 years, this isn't true at all if you both like each other and want to please each other.

If you both know each others kinks it's the best shit ever, every girl I've been with since has been pretty bland. Wish we never broke up.

because moji never sat on my face.

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I tried playing it on ps4 during it's alpha, hard pass. Overwatch is dead enough as is.

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When you're right on the edge of blowing your load and she says and does that nasty stuff just perfectly right and it drives you so fucking wild you think you're going to die right there, it's fucking heaven.

If you have never had a long-term partner that wants to please you and knows all your kinks you haven't lived.

based

careful youre starting to sound like a woman now.

pretty soon youre going to start going through menopause too :*)

Because I could never get the shitty Bounty Hunter trophy. It's fucking bullshit and strictly relies on pure fucking luck that your team is fucking dog shit, but also that the enemy team is stacked and aren't full of retards.

tfw it's the only trophy I need to platinum Paladins.

Because the game will never stop being the poor man's Overwatch. Maybe if there was more quality blender/sfm porn I'd give it another go

I never stopped, love.

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Reminder that if western devs weren’t cowards D.VA and Maeve would be lolis or at the most 14. The former is based on Eva pilots who were 13-14 and her smaller frame reflects that.

Cute lips

I stopped playing because i got tired of playing it with low fps but still, i miss playing paladins, it has been almost 7 months since the last time i played.

Smite has a loli, they basically copied LoL’s one.