You're gonna buy it anyways

No Ampharos, no buy

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO FUCK A POKEGIRL SO MUCH

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP!

based
cringe

Honestly mate, nice butts are the only reason I buy videogames now

Based Amphabro.

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This but unironically
I'd trade a new sheep in to every gen. Love this fucker so much.

Look, you can be a loser dweeb pop-culture virgin and go out and buy pokemon Sword and Shield despite Gamefreak's absolute failure to offer a compelling or even passable product in absolutely any arena of game design. The midnight launch will be huge, I assure you, it's all going to be very "hype", Etika's spirit will be there. And then you can go to a new Star Wars and scream at the title card or whatever you people do in-between SSRI doses.

Or you could be a weeb chad and wait for Yo-kai Watch 4: We're Looking Up at the Same Sky, which has already surpassed Pokemon SwSh simply by having the title suggest some sort of plot that means something (instead of simply being a warm fuzzy hit of a story you already know), in addition to being a game that looks like it was given adequate staff and time to not be complete shit.

Either way you'll be an adult unabashedly consuming children's entertainment. Choice is yours

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Does it have Metagross?

Not really.

None of the butts in-game will look as good as fan art

A hacked 3DS is a pretty nice system.
I'll be playing White 2 again while people make glitch compilations of SnS that spur the next wave of flooded threads.

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No pretty disappointed since I was planning on buying a switch for it but I’ll just wait for the next mainline switch game now

that's extremely pathetic

i'm a huge pokefag, and even i won't be buying it. unfortunately, enough people will that gamefreak won't even notice the handful of missing sales and thus the series will continue to spiral into an abyss of shit

Honestly it looks alright, and it's not like I ever collect all the pokemon anyhow.

yeah
im getting it used

It’s actually an extremely good filter. Most games with good butts are great games.

I might. It would be my first time buying a Pokemon game.
If my Switch is hackable, though, I probably won't.

Im buying it for feet

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Have you played any of the 3ds pokemon's hard mode hacks? I'm tempted to try the one for XY since I've never been to Kalos before.

Nigger I don’t even have a switch

These bleached edits are fucking abysmal, please stop.

>tfw no thick scottish accent gf

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You mean the feet that are 2 polygons in-game?

Cringe but also based and redpilled

I am but a dick-controlled body, you're right. But I'm still not gonna buy it.

No

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are you autistic? I see you posting this same shit in every thread

No, but I will happily enjoy the porn

>Sword and Shield thread.
>No one has nice things to say about the games aside from liking some designs.
>Posts prefer to lampoon people's complaints over saying the games look fun.
>Less identity than Gen 7 despite having the specs to exceed it.
>Less content revealed compared to Gen 7 as of now.
>Only merit is brand name.
>This game's reception is expected to silence dexfags.

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WHY ANIME IS NOT REAL GOD, PLEASE TELL ME I BEG PLEASE

This meme was tired the second time it was repeated

Buying? No. Downloading? Maybe.

Nope. I already skipped Let's Go take a Piss, I wouldn't want to break my combo.

And yet it lives in your head rent-free

nope. I don't exclusively own switch so I'm not in dire need of new games. Haven't bought a pokemon since game since Sun/Moon which I still haven't gotten over how shitty they were.

>Nothing nice to say about the games.
>Can only give snide remarks.
I rest my case.

I want her to kick me in the balls

I'm pretty sure i'll fap to brown muscle slut, but graphically speaking and animation wise it looks like shit so at this point i don't know if i should even bother.

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Why should i? We are getting the cyber slut collection and Yokek 4

So how many are actually getting axed off

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Naw Op, I’d rather buy her game!!!!

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No. I'm not.
Poke' girls make it worth a pirate though.

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Didn't buy LegPee or USUM, so no I won't

Based and mommypilled

At least 400.

600

If they were going to patch in the remaining pokemon, sure. But Gamefreak never promised that. I wouldn't be surprised it the inevitable sequel games also didn't have all the Pokemon.

GF denies reusing models.

Of course I'm buying my wife Gloria's game!

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bad stats lol

>Etika's spirit will be there.
i get to see a ghost if i buy swsh?

You said that about Ultra meme and Let's Go Pee on the carpet but I didn't buy either of them.

Will I be able to impregnate posh british cunts in the game?

Why would I buy a game for a console that I don't own

same. Feels good not accepting mediocrity.

I beat SoulSilver with him as one of my most useful pokemon, he's pretty good

why are people like this

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>Lampton
This is gonna lead to vore isn't it?

White "people"

>in-game
You can use anything in-game my man

I can beat soulsilver with a magikarp. Doesnt make it a good pokemon.

she doesn't love you

Nah, there are plenty of games coming out in September that I won't be able to finish before November anyway, like Dragon Quest, Iceborne, and Daemon X Machina. Hell, Doom Eternal comes out a few days after Pokemon. So I have no reason to waste my time with that phoned-in garbage.

no they're not.
most of those games are mobile trash made for cumbrains.

Yes please

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no, but normalfag retards will

that's not the fragile fuck that is pikachu

Nope.

its super mediocre in soulsilver. you can brute force anything to be alright by overleveling them in the story but you will have a wayyy easier time with other picks.

pretty tired of some faggots pushing their garbage games just because pokemon is at a low point.

Yeah, I am. I want to worship her ass, worship her feet. Worship her.

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GF can eat my shit

I like pokemon, but I'm not paying $60 for a 3ds game.

No I won't. My dick will

I will unless I hear it turns out worse than the already low expectations. It'll probably be fun.

6 million

>Gloria, Bea, Nessa, Sonia
Im purely buying it to masturbate. Im going to cum so many times.

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>Why Yes, I do playing Pokemon just for girls. How could you tell?

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>dont own a switch
>got to play mario odyssey botw and splatoon at a friends house
>both pokemon games for switch are complete fucking shit
>digimon survive and the crystal chronicles remake are multiplat
>no reason to buy a switch

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he might be, but he's right. it's just defacing good art to put random crap on the image for the sake of some shitty meme.

Look at what she's wearing. It's post vore :)

any chance they'll delay it and make it good, my dumbass friend preordered both versions knowing about what's going on "because its pokemon"

I still don't have enough reason to buy a Switch, so no. Maybe if it was on 3DS. Still probably not.

whats the point? you will see them for about two minutes at best.
just hit up some booru and save yourself some money and disappointment.

Do you seriously wonder if it'll be delayed? Why the fuck would it get delayed? Those games keep selling well no matter how hard nerds get angry

>You're gonna buy it anyways.
*pirate it

never in my life i have paid for a pokemon game
emulators ftw, you fuck

>galar is supposed to be uk
>traditional galar martial arts
What does this mean do bongs do ancient celt kungfu or whatever

Fapping to the designs is not buying a video game, retard. 3DS era Pokemon confirmed to me that the series is dead and I will never buy another one again

pretty sure she's just doing karate.

No, i have never bought a single pokemon game and in fact havent even played one after pokemon stadium on n64

Don't bother with Sword and Shield then, just play Koikatsu.

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I don't think they will I just hope they do so my friend didn't completely waste his money

Only if it has the purest form of love in it

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If it's not the 90s I'm not buying pokemon kiddo.

How can old spongebob skits be so good? Shit like this always just works

>leg clipping through skirt
I can't fap to this trash.

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shit taste

Nah I think I'm good. The new digimon games look impressive though. I may check those out.

This, and it'll be the first used pos I'm ever buying.

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Monster Hunter

I will not be buying this game because I do not support companies who refuse to improve. It's clear Game Freak/TPC's intentions lie with pumping out mediocrity for the sake of sales, not with taking the time to make a good game and no longer will I support this.
No amount of porn or lewdposting will convince me either. I don't need to buy a game to fap to porn of it. Nice attempt.

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>game isn't even out yet and she already has more size art than most pokegirls
As dumb as it is as a gameplay mechanic dynamaxing was a godsend for sizefags

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The said fact is I don't even really care about pokemon and I am considering it because I want to play as the cute scottish girl so bad. Anons, save me. What are some alternative games where I can play as a celtic cutie?

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Nope. Probably won't even emulate it. That's how little I give a shit.

How do you “bleach” someone from your own race? That’s like saying you can black nigresses.

>meme

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no thanks.

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it’s either a reactionary meme towards blacked or literal cuckold shit
Either way it involves a bad fetish so it gets thrown into a trash can

I stopped at gold and silver

It has more to do with the fact that there's considerably fewer black waifus to draw their little "bleached" symbols on so they just draw them on whatever strikes their fancy. Which, to me, seems like it seriously undermines the hotness (and even the fucking purpose) of the fetish but I'm not autistic enough about the porn I consume to raise a fuss about it.

MUA3 and Smash look decent but personally I'm waiting for the seiken densetsu 3 remake before buying a switch, especially since there's rumors of a better switch releasing later

anything that would really sell it for me is delayed as fuck anyways like animal crossing

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blame the faggot that made that particular version of her and fucked it up
there's better ones floating around

>Which, to me, seems like it seriously undermines the hotness (and even the fucking purpose) of the fetish
I agree. We really need more brown waifus.

yup

you mean that game thats on pc

>reactionary meme towards blacked

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imagine the smell

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no I'm not

this. crystal was god tier

>was gonna buy pokemon and ignore FE
>now i'm gonna buy FE and ignore pokemon
what a strange sequence of events

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I bet she smells amazing.

Like wool and clovers

I was, but then I started to get erect. I don't need it right now.

my last pokemon was X
so no shill

the Age of Pokemon is over, the Age of the Digimon is nigh

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Only special attacks are animated in such a manner. Dont bullshit me, I played the game you faggot.

No I won't, eat shit, faggot.

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Don’t pretend it wasn’t initially created as a reaction to blacked.

they had no excuse making Brave bird look worse than the past few gens

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this. Yea Forums will say they won't but I bet all of you preordered it secretly.

people describe the game as "persona lite" which makes it irredeemable trash.

>SPLAT!

HEMA is martial arts.

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not happening

When it's $20 sure

youtube.com/watch?v=9J8rTAAPn8c

All the other animations look better than anything in Pokemon, not just special attacks, hell the getting hit, attack and victory animations look excellent
And this is a game with a fraction of the budget of Pokemon

I bought Temtem instead.

Used? Sure. New? Fuck no.

I don't know what this gif is trying to show me because that animation just looked too long and not impressive enough
Can you turn them off?

>Haven't bought a Pokemon game since Emerald/Sapphire on GBA
Convince me to get a pokemon game Yea Forums. Right now I just don't give enough of a shit.

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It's way more like SMT then persona

I haven't since HG/SS, so, no.

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Why would I need to? There’s so many Switch titles I need to catch up on, that missing Pokémon will only help me with that.

Hell, after E3 I was more excited for SK: Peach Ball, at least I can use that game to make porn.

Why? They've been total garbage since XY.

Don't bother, right now is the worst moment to get back in, Pokemon is imploding thanks to GameFreaks sheer incompetence

Only thing i'm buying is fan art

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Buying it used, faggot. Now .

Its SMT lite, instead of Persona

Figured.
Thanks for the heads up anons.

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No they haven't, stopped spreading this meme.

Just on the merit of having 6 gens's worth of iterative improvements, XY is better then RBY, GSC, and RSE. It's only a step down compared to Platinum, HGSS, and gen 5.

Why is there so much feet in this game

It honestly looks good to me so far I don’t get why people are getting bent out of shape over having to use new Pokémon.

Name a good game where the characters have ugly asses, and aren't skeletons or zombies or something.

Despite not buying a pokemon game since black and white I have been keeping up with the god tier female characters
Still not buying your game, gamefreak

mario in mario64 looks like he shat right into his pants.

>a chinese bootleg has better animations than Sword and Shield
>Pokemon Masters, the official gatchashit game developed by gatchashit devs looks a hundred times better than Sword and Shield
>tfw realizing that all this time Gamefreak has been coasting on Pokemons popularity to mask their laziness and people will still defend them

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>Still no SnS gal preset for COM3D2

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Nah

because feet are great!

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I can't believe this trash manga got an anime. The cute gyaru gets pushed out by all the other fucking retard characters.

Jokes on you I have never bought nor played a Pokemon game.

I'm not a footfag, I have to admit though pictures like this make me understand the mindset at least.

US/M is alright for the nostalgiabait postgame

Even then, 20 bucks tops

I'm expecting the final dex number to be in the low 300s, maybe high 200s

It's even worse when you realize retards with snap this shitpile up in a heartbeat, just because it's Pokemon. God I hope I'm wrong and it bombs

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>talking shit about Mario's tone square bottom
>ignoring Peach's peach bottom that caused her dress to jut out like she was wearing a bodice.
Guess again, sweetheart.

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You're halfway there, keep going.

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>if you ignore that it's a massive downgrade from its direct predecessors then it's not shit
based retard

Feet are stinky and not nice!

It won't bomb, but I'm at least expecting it to sell less than previous entries

Nope.

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With ~60 newcomers

pokemon sucks but I will never stop jacking off to pokegirls and

>entire point of the franchise is to "catch em all"
>from now on its impossible to have all pokemon in a single game, despite being on a console instead of a handheld
>This is how its going to be for every Pokemon game going forward

And I haven't even mentioned all the other shit they removed besides Pokemon

I’m just gonna play SMT instead, honestly.

Absolutely not

>sweetheart

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That makes it dissapointing, not nessscarily bad.

It being worse then the best games in the franchise doesn't mean it's bad, it just means it's not as good, it's still in the upper half of the series's games in terms of quality.

>over having to use new Pokémon.
I don't care about having to catch a new team, because I always do that, but not being able to transfer over certain ones at all and just leaving them either trapped in cloud jail or another game is fucked and there's absolutely no reason for it

>It honestly looks good
Yeah okay, shill. Try playing literally anything else besides Pokemon for once in your sad life.

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This is the most pretentious fucking statement in the world of games or movies, replace buy with watch. Fuck everyone who ever thought this about anything. Ive never bought a pokemon game in my fucking life and im not going to start now

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Imagine that tongue on your dick though

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rent free, babe

teach me the ways of feet user, I can feel it deep down but I must awaken it

Not even kind of tempted. I already own 7 different options to play the exact same copy pasted storyline. The only thing that kept me going this long was the newest game was the only place you could have all the pokemon

Nope.

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yes. You can play without animations which speeds up battles dramaticly

I haven't played a pokemon game since Ruby. There's way more interesting turn-based JRPGs if you're into them. If you're not, there's literally 0 reason to play anything pokemon related beyond the age of 12. Except pokemon snap, that shit was 10/10

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Don't worry about getting hard for it, 2D feet is all about imagining how it smells, its softness and how it would feel to have them pressed on your face. Feet is purity.

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No
The game looks like shit.
Just buy FE or lugyis mansion instead

well that was easier than expected thanks

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Pokken is also a legit good fighting game, believe it or not.

Shame it got marketed as if it was casualshit and subsquently so few people gave a shit about it

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They didn't. The translation was off and no one bothered to correct the claims.

Good

borderlands 3?
yeah

black/white and black/white 2 are the best in the series, give them a try

Original R/S May > Kris > Rosa > Leaf > Dawn > Serena > Chicken > Hilda > ORAS May > Lyra

SwShchan remains unranked for now, don't bother arguing with this factual ranking

But this looks like shit

I'm actually buying Cyber Sleuth Complete instead, but go off

You seriously think

That I

Would buy a game

That hasn't changed

In 30 years?

Pokemon red and blue Initial release date: 27 February 1996

30 Years

The same gameplay

You seriously think?

I want to play a game

That hasn't changed

In 30 years?

The same four moves

The same turn based combat

A game for children?

That I played 30 years ago?

>buying a $60 console game with less content than a $40 handheld game
ishygddt

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Thats 24 years ago, user.

Nope
I still regret buying Moon, I'm not touching this atrocity.

>playing competitive pokemon
>playing competitive pokemon anywhere but on showdown

Yeah I know I am, doesnt mean I cant shit on it for its bad stuff

the last pokemon game i actually owned was silver

No

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Yeah but all the moves work now unlike the trash that was Gen 1

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stop interacting with personafags, they are the dumbest people on the planet

Have fun!

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this bitch is a giant step down from chicken-chan

>weebs
>chad
pick one and only one

Just fucking pirate it if you can't overcome your addiction.

I honestly might. I'll wait to see the verdict, and if the game is just one big tutorial where I can't walk 20 steps without a cutscene.

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Yanma sucks.

Ackchually I'm waiting for Pokemon Masters
Pokesluts potential on that game is 10/10

I didn't buy Ultra Sun or Moon or LGPE. If I don't hack a switch to pirate it and check it out I'm not playing it period.

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ORAS May is cute, what's wrong with you? rest is fine

Maybe, I’m pissed but not like fuming. I never bought 5th gen though

You actually can't, you retard. Since this is all your fault.

No, Not only because they are shamelessly removing previous generations content, But also the fact that it will inevitably have a second wave edition of the game.

People have corrected but muh moral crusade.

No I'm gonna buy Digimon Cyber Sleuth and Hackers Memory a second time each when they are released on PC lmao

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>But also the fact that it will inevitably have a second wave edition of the game.
Which will add fucking nothing like USUM.

>each
They're a single package.

ORAS May pales in comparison to the perfection that was the original so it bumps her down the list significantly

Oh are they?
Well damn that's even better

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Yes, it's sold as a collection for $50.

can't wait to see what people manage to mod in

t. sensitive sc*t

I'll buy it used. I'm don't think the changes are going to really hinder my enjoyment, but I am bothered by the principle. I would like to see a moderate dip in sales so they start to get their act together.

Why did Pokemon start pandering to footfags?

Why was gen 7 so perfect, bros?

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>liking chickenshit
return to reddit

SEETHING

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Nah it was shit even when that catgirl did it, it's even shittier now that it's not even half original.

>Hur durr this is all ur fault for buying it

im sure my one purchase is going to convince gamefreak to make each game worse. Do you actually think if we boycott pokemon they will make it better? Gamefreak hates pokemon and only make it because it makes money, take the money away and they will just leave it in the dust and Nintendo will just have another subpar dev make the games.

>last good game was Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald

Gen 3 best Gen, but Gen 2 was one of the most innovative with Gen 3 coming in 2nd as most innovative. Pokemon is trash now and has been for well over a decade.

gen3 is pretty lame desu.

You've never played a game after gen 3, you are not a pokemon fan. Nothing before gen 5 is playable anymore.

Terrible taste.

Definitely. I don't use transferred Pokemon anyway so this shitstorm doesn't faze me at all. It shouldn't be a corner they have to cut at this point but it's not enough to turn me off from the series. Give me a region to explore and some Pokemon to catch and I'm sold.

>Nothing before gen 5 is playable anymore.
This is just flat-out untrue. The VC Gen 2 releases are proof at how surprisingly intuitive that Gen was. Even Gen 1 is playable, you just need to keep some of that Gen's unique quirks in mind.

its just not that good.
retarded team, bad region, shitty new pokemon, removal of mechanics.

Oh yeah, blindly eating shit and continuing to enable their lazy bullshit will definitely help make the series unfuck itself. Fucking retard.

>retarded team
only good teams actually
>bad region
I disagree but ill give you this one since I can see the flaws in some areas
>shitty new pokemon
Compared to what? Muk? Fucking Voltorb?
>removal of mechanics

What mechanics?

But I still enjoy it despite it being worse than older ones, therefore I am going to buy it.

Fucking embarrassing. Develop some fucking taste, you retard.

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what a gay post.
you arent even aware of how gen3 ruined day/night stuff. took until gen4 to actually fix it.

Day/Night

No one gave a single shit about this until they took it out

fuck no. last game I bought was x/y. it was mediocre but I had high hopes for oras.
when that came out though people discovered they cut all sorts of shit so I skipped it in the end hoping there would be a third version. and the rest is history...

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The new pokemon look cool so I will enjoy it, is this hard to understand?

>A third version if remakes

I wanted it to though desu

retard

I see you cant even refute my point, what a useless reply

retard

No, it's clear that you're shallow retard, I'm just telling you to stop being that.

The only mechanic gen 3 removed was the day/night cycle which is not even important. Meanwhile it added abilities, natures, and double battles which all have a significantly larger impact on the gameplay.

"no"
im not buying this shit after all the crap. i'll just watch some schmuck play it anyway instead

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why would I buy a game for a character when I like their fanon personality and all the porn, exclusively?

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Jokes on you, I don't own a Switch.

found the zoomer

>2D feet is all about imagining how it smells
have literally never done this
>its softness and how it would feel to have them pressed on your face. Feet is purity.
100% agreed on this one though

>have literally never done this
imagine the smell then

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Excuse you. The catgirl is welsh.

I wasn't gonna buy it but the second I saw Bea's feet that changed. I just can't help myself. I preordered it on the same day.

I think the problem is I never got a foot shoved into my face before. It's hard to imagine the smell when I'm not working with anything.

I just tried it though and the mere fantasy is out of this world.

another fantasy of mine is eating out a girl, while she sits on my face and plays with my dick with her feet. I imagine breathing would be difficult but I'd hold my breath for hours if I had to

Based

im not a footfag but an asshole fag. I love the way girls assholes smell. At least my girl's, ive only been with one woman. But I totally understand the want of something like that just pressed up against your face.

Oh god yes

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No thanks, I will buy Digimon instead

Yeah I just wanna eat a girl out. Not any girl, some girls are just nasty as fuck, but a lot of them. Intellectually, I have no idea why I'd wanna do this, but in the heat of the moment you don't get to think.
good to know I'm not the only one who'd like to try the eat out/footjob combo. Would be heaven.

exactly, I love having my girl sit on my face

Everything Pokemon is autobuy for me.

This one is funny

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nah i only buy the odd one when the formula looks new enough, this looks like dogshit

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i've never bought a pokemon game

Go off, honey.

I'm not going to buy a game for a console that I don't own.

Then they are lying.

God damn kids getting off of their new fangled portable phones and ruining my half assed attempt to cut and run from a well entrenched contract.

Do scots have a hard time understanding other accents?

No, they just do it to be more unintelligible to englishmen, see Jive talk, Ebonics, and 6ix9ine for similar examples.

I won't and it's a fucking shame 'cause pokemon was half the reason I got myself a Switch in the first place

>this thread
Look up Under The Witch. Happy fapping Anons.

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Thanks, how do people even go about finding random patreon fetish games?

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no thanks, I'd rather not my semen exploitated and body forever.

THIS!

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I wasn't planning to even before we found out how terrible it'll be.
Fuck you, waifufaggot scum.

It's been posted here a few times. With all this talk of feet and butts in faces, it feels necessary.

I stopped after Diamond and Pearl. That's the same time I had my DS stolen after my family and I went on a plane on vacation. The game was inside and I never saw it again once we went home.

Nigga you'd have an easier time getting your dick hard just looking up fanart than staring at idle animations barely showing feet at all

I really need to get a new computer so I can play porn games again. The mobile leavings aren't enough.

>Dynamax
What is it and where can I get more?

BASED

swap hilda with rosa and based

>there are legitimately people upset that you don't have to catch the same 600+ pokemon for a 4th time

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>have to catch

shame, emerald was the peak of that gen

It's too different from the south so a new identity required imo. Northern Ireland has no real identity, although people are proud to be from Northern Ireland. Some call themselves Irish, some Northern Irish, some British. Time for a proper identity with new anthem and a flag all can identify with. Not that it would be easy of course, but worth the debate in my opinion.

Either stupid or doesn't know that its not just that you can't catch them, but you can't even import certain Pokemon to Sword and Shield

I haven't bought a pokemon game since the fifth generation.

will probs get Project Town instead desu

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Do Scottish people really talk like this?

Generally it's a good idea to actually know what you're talking about before you start spouting nonsense and look like a retard.

Yeah, they have their own language Scots, and Ulster Scots. It's to English what portuguese is to Spanish

You told me that about Let's Go and I still haven't bought it.

They can, and they do. They don't have to. It's just fun.

>You're gonna buy it anyways
is a strawman used by angry shills
prove me wrong

I didn't buy Gen 6.
I didn't buy Gen 7.
I didn't play your worthless mobile crap and I don't intend to play the new one coming.

Why the fuck would I play Gen 8, that looks even worse than the upcoming mobile crap?
Give me a break, Pokeshill. Accept Pokemon died after Gen 5 and move on already.

Nope lol, maybe used but not full price

>Jock babble
>language
That's like saying cockney is a language. It's just a slang-heavy accent. Scots gave up speaking their own language long ago.

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That's what you niggers said about LGPE and I still haven't bought those or have any desire to do so

yeah i gonna buy it, but not for that bitch

Not buying this hot garbage, especially after playing Gen 6

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/pol

Why is finally getting a mainstream Pokemon console game such a huge fucking disappointment compared to the spinoff ones. It's honestly fucking sad and pathetic. This could've easily been on the 3ds

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>A player should protect the semen from Witches.

Witches are creatures in the shape of a woman.

A human is just a food ,luxury goods or a pet for them in the world.

If a human is a cow , a semen is a milk.

If you are forced to ejaculate by witches, you will be exploitated the semen and your body forever.

Pokemon SS has killed over 6 million pokemon

It also has killed 6 million of my sperm

Nah but I'm definitely going to jerk it to the porn of the Pokémon

If they just let another company handle the console game it would've been fine.
Problem is Gamefreak had to be in charge to make it a "mainline" titles, and Nintendo has deemed that more valuable than an actually decent pokemon console game.

If Nintendo were smart they'd just turn Gamefreak into the mobile game company they wish to be and let one of the other companies that have proved themselves develop the main pokemon games.

Yeah but they were all Hypnos and Probopasses so who gives a fuck?

So this is a Pokemon game...
Where you can't acquire every pokemon? It's literally impossible to catch 'em all?

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Gamefreak expected The Switch to flop like the Wii-U

So not only did their laziness and incompetence fuck up Sword and Shield, they probably had to rush development when the Switch sold like hotcakes

It depends. When does it come out? I'm killing myself this year.

November

Offensively bad taste.

Hopefully I'll off myself in October. Guess I'm not buying this.

Fapping doesn't do it anymore, it feels like a chore, and I don't have time for a gf, what do I do?

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Don't kill yourself, user. I want to kill myself too but there's probably some reason for our existences.

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You just know.

HGSS
Platinum
BW/B2W2

You should more or less play every game up until it hits the 3DS.

There isn't. At least not for me. Make sure you pay for your cremation before you kill yourself :)

>i dont own a switch
>i got bored of the tired old formula with b&w
no user, i dont think i will
cute girls tho

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Just fap to some fanart and call it a night.

Bruh. I've been the biggest average joe that's ever existed on the face of the Earth.
>College dropout
>No dreams
>No aspirations
>No friends
>No family
>Waging for 10 years
>Don't go outside
>Don't socialize
>Live in my room
>Play videogames when I'm not sleeping
>Play videogames when I'm not eating
>Play videogames when I'm not working
>No sign any of this will ever change
>Because it never will
If I drove my car off a cliff somewhere off in the countryside, not only would no one notice I'm gone, but no one would care enough to go looking. I have more than enough reason to kill myself. I guess I'm just humoring life a few more times just to see if it'll give me something to work with, but I don't see that happening. I'm sure you aren't as bland and seclusive as I am. Not that it's a contest, but I'm certain there are a few things you can do to keep yourself on this plane of existence a few more years.

I'll take footfags over muscle-girl fags and cuckfags anyday. Footfags can be cancer, but im sick of seeing musclefags, girls with muscles is a shit fetish. Visible muscles are a male characteristic.

i live in ur mom too LOL

Fuck sword and shield

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That's never been possible. Trading has always been required.

sounds like you're ascending lad.
free yourself from carnal desire and become truly enlightened

>"average joe"
>actually a pathetic failure
they're two different things

The only reason your life is so mediocre is because of you.
Apply yourself you lazy twat.

Last game i bought was HG.

Good writing is timeless.

I'm all that but without a job and haven't been able to find anything for over 5 months now. I don't even play videogames anymore even though I have a huge backlog because of dread and shit. Come on user you don't have it so bad.

Are you the same subhuman shills who said the same shit about LGPE? I'm bot buying your trash.

I don't even have a Switch, so no I won't.

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>bianca

good taste user.

>astral chain
>daemon x machina
>code vein
>outerworlds
I'm good user

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>bianca
my fucking nigger!

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Good taste as well, Anons. Glasses, breasts and adorable dorkiness make a pretty great combination.

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>implying I need to play the game to look at the lewds
And I haven't fallen for any Pokemon shit since gen 4, fug off.

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Name a good game where the characters have nice asses and isn't anime or porn or something.

I got back into pokemon after not touching since B&W when SM came out. I played Sun and had a pretty OK time. I decided to buy X and completely regret it. After The last two games and the news related to SwSh, There is no way I'm playing mainline again unless I know the games are going to be good. I'll still see what spinoffs come out because I still like Pokemon. But unless somethings happens within Gamefreak, it's a no buy from me.

It's pretty shitty nonetheless. It'll get even shittier once my rent is due and I don't have enough to pay it. Everything I've worked for is gonna fall apart around me and all I can do is watch. But just because I'm fucked doesn't mean you are. You can still make it. You've made it for this long, you can keep going. I don't know how, but I know you can. I won't get any sympathy or pity once I disappear, not that I expect from anyone here, but at the very least you have something to live for. I couldn't say what it is but it's out there somewhere.

>tfw no qt Bianca gf
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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I should have known Sonia was one of those IRA skanks. How many car bombers did she fuck?

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Boo hoo
What a sad story.

Yes I will.

Best girl

Maybe if you did something other than play video games, you wouldn't be holding off your suicide over a children's game. Fucking grow up you pussy.

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He isn't. Dude is holding suicide over his unfulfilled life.

Yes > 600 Pokemon > No

yuri is so fucking gay

Is
Is this porn?

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IT'S PURE

Are waifufags so pathetic that they will actually buy this low effort garbage?

retard next you'll tell me homosexuals are somehow gay?

No (yes)

is there a tag for this? where you can see just the beginning of the buttcheek under the skirt?

>What does this mean do bongs do ancient celt kungfu or whatever
Nah. The Traditional British martial art is the noble sport of the "Pub Brawl"

Probably. Maybe.

>Grow up
>Grow a pair
>Stop being a loser
>Have sex
>Dilate
Pretty obvious most people that use responses that generic have absolutely no fucking clue what seclusion or even addiction is or how it affects people. It's not something you can "turn off" or "let go" of. People who suffer from this stuff KNOW it's bad and KNOW they would be better off without it, but they literally cannot bring themselves to take the steps to help themselves. It's a mental state you can't take yourself out of. Not that any of you who just think it's as easy as turning off your TV would ever hope to understand. Brainlets.

underbun you fucking degenerate

>Its not my fault my life is shit! I'm just a depressed loner!

>Buying SwSh when Excalibur/Phalanx or whatever the fuck they call the sequel games are going to happen

Never buy first runs of a new Gen's game.

Stop being losers and get back in college.

Not all of us are lucky enough to have the chance to attend, don't fucking waste it and take it for granted.

>get back into college
>no job or money
???

Seconding this. I downloaded cards of all my favorite vidya girls and I’ve had some great faps.

>she's not stepping on my face

What could have been

No.
Think I might buy Yo-kai Watch 4, as it looks like it has effort put into it.
youtube.com/watch?v=3ltQDO-rxoU&t

Please tell me you weirdo sad sacks of shit don't actually fap to feet. Someone tell me this is all just flavor of the month shitposting like the brapposters of yesteryear. Honestly for those of you who do masturbate to this kind of shit, neck yourselves so the human race doesn't have to deal with your ilk anymore.

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You aren't really this sheltered are you? Foot fetish is far from new.

It'd have to be boxing, wouldn't it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquess_of_Queensberry_Rules

But I've never bought a Pokemon game in my life, user. Why start on a declining curve?

It's not new but like furry, vore, and scat it should never be accepted.

You know what else should never be accepted?
Tripfaggotry.

Not this time. Put in all the girls you want, but it's still shit.

who is this artist?

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Scathegrapes i think is his name

cute orc lady

along with others

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lmao with what money?

Imagine all footfags reincarnate as these fish

Stupidly impractical design.
I don't mind the other fan service, but this one was stupid

scasdog i think

I played Nova Sun. It was one of the most beautiful experiences I've had with Pokemon since the Colosseum games. Specially since the story of the base Sun/Moon is so superior to Ultra.

How difficult would it be to program this beautiful motherfucker as a regular evolution?

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>4th stage pokemon
I'd want this just so Beedrill isn't fucked over.
Should at least put the single stage megas or ones without a second evolution as actual evos

She only fucks typical dark skined gentlemens

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Looking at the quality of pokemon. I dont have high hopes for a new game freak title they'll have to build from the ground up.
But then again, we haven't seen anything on it

no. the only switch games i'll be buying this winter is dq11 and digimon :^)

Only in your imagination you pathetic cuck.

rip incoming

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oh so thats why they call it sword and shield.

Based

God I want to fuck scottish this lass so bad and have lots of babies with her

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>wanting to ruin perfection with pregnancy

She was built to be bred

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But having loving childfull family with your waifu is not ruining.