How much pizza do I have to eat to get a physique like Dante?
How much pizza do I have to eat to get a physique like Dante?
William Sanders
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Jeremiah Phillips
Unironically sword swinging and bodyweight lifts
Eat only the cheese and meat off the pizza (protein) and dump the crust (((c*rbohydrates)))
Levi Collins
What if it's a stuffed-crusted pizza?
Lincoln Davis
Doesn't matter as long as you degrease it.
Christian Thomas
You need to add strawberry sundaes too
Xavier Miller
dante is a chad and he eats pizza
Thomas Thomas
girls prefer V and his body type though.
Hunter Carter
Dumb fuck teenagers prefer emo faggots.
Grayson Morgan
>girls prefer V and his body type though
lol no
Leo Smith
Who gives a shit about girls?
Landon Martin
Woke.
Julian Roberts
Hell yeah.
Brody Gonzalez
I got so much pussy back in my teen days as an emo kid. Even from prepy girls, in my area it made you an exotic item.
Ryder Gonzalez
/fit/ fags
Sebastian Brown
You have to eat the best kind of pizza
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Daniel Kelly
If you're a manlet keep it to one medium pizza, if you're not a large pizza will do you fine. Drink lots of water, lift weights three times a day, cardio every day. Target glamor muscles mostly, curls, benches, squats. If all you eat is one whole pizza and have lots of water all day while working out you'll thin out to the point that your abs will look decent (provided you're not fat). You will get grills this way but you will ruin it by always needing to take a shit and it'll stain her toilet bowl every time
Thomas Mitchell
usually, insecure girls do.
>no way that's too much muscle for me
shut up you dumb lazy ass coping bitch.
Zachary Smith
I meant three times a week, don't lift three times a day you'll overwork yourself and make no progress soon enough
Alexander Robinson
How much pizza until I look like Vchan?
Owen Clark
This is some potent weirdness. Lurk fit for like a year.
Chase Peterson
DMC thread where nobody discusses the gameplay in favour of vaguely erotic character discussion #2143243
Parker Green
Take some adderall the second you wake up, snort one pop the other. The stims will stop you from feeling hunger for the majority of the day. Have a small pizza when you're finally not buzzing and finish the day with a light opiate to sedate you to sleep (with the added bonus of throwing up every once in a while to purge what few calories your body took in). I was living like this like last year and looked just like that and got tons of low quality annoying art hoe pussy
John Sanchez
im boy though
Nicholas Martin
Instead of complaining just start the discussion.
Matthew Morgan
eat pizza then vomit it all out
Henry Clark
I already drink 6 cups of tea/coffee a day instead of eating. I'd eat Ativan if I could.
Michael Lewis
Your just jelly of my goth bf.
Levi Barnes
Was it worth it?