That guy that plays competitive games without a microphone

>tfw i pretend i dont have a mic when i play apex so that people ping because it is more accurate

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I only play single player games

why do gamers always have that same nasally nerd voice?

These days I mostly use my mic for co-op with friends or being annoying and playing music on Sea of Thieves

gregor doesn't apply in games where callouts are absolutely necessary. Sure he can frag but silent comms are never good in those types of games

I don't but I don't use a mic or play online. Although I'm not sure if I'm a game nerd as I only play 3 or 4 games a year

If you're playing a game that requires a microphone, it's probably a team game.

>that guy that thinks team games are competitive

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sneed feed and seed

Fair enough
unless gregor just keeps the entire enemy team on respawn the whole round. It happened to me once in Paladins, he was Buck and shut down the whole team while I PTFO'd

>that guy that posts sneed in every thread
Oh wait, that guy is me!
Sneed.

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Sneedmind

>that guy that thinks it's fine to be a complete non-contributing waste of space because you're playing 'casual' not 'competitive' and gets whiny when you try to get people to actually win

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It's sad that the Simpsonsposting has devolved into SNEED SNEED SNEED LOOK I POSTED SNEED AM I COOL YET I'M PARROTING SNEED AGAIN

what the fuck bro that image isn't even on my HDD

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Have Sneed

sneed

Why would you ever want to talk to a comp fag?

People like to say Reddit is bad, but holy shit, the fact that an entire website is pretty much forbidden from talking about one of the longest running shows of all time because they got easily baited into shitting out one of the worst memes period shows just how fucking retarded this place can be.

>dumbass dives into a 1v5
>its jus a gaem why u heff to bee mad
The only thing worse than people making shit decisions is not owning up to it.

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>that guy who plays competitively for FREE
>that guy who has over 5000 hours in DOTA and still isnt pro

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>Frequent a server and never talk with anyone
>My skills and enigmatic aura earns me both the respect and fear of other players

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Yeah, between that and people shitting out their little one word up and downvote posts (based, cringe, seeth, etc) its just I POSTED IT AGAIN THIS WORD MAKES ME COOL RIGHT I'M FITTING IN RIGHT Yea Forums IS TOTALLY CRINGEBASEDCUNNYPILLED RIGHT GUYS?

>needing teammates to tell you what's where instead of instinctively knowing where enemies are bound to go and where to ambush them
I bet you play with your eyes open too.

>esportfags
cringe

even worse, he could be that guy who always plays solo (because he has no friends) and blames his loses on teammates

>that guy that plays dota and It's not a pro
what's the point?

>hurr if you don't play a game without dedicating your life to it for just a chance to compete it's pointless
It's time to go back to twitch chat

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>Sea of Thieves arena (fuck off I like it)
>been playing since tech alpha, OG pirate
>join rando crew
>we get matchmade with fucking Pace the streamer
>crew is panicking over their mics
>game starts, Pace is on us in minutes
>mfw quietly shut him down
>crew is partially awestruck
>I sail us over to cash in a chest
>leave the server

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Me
I cannot speak english at all, so would I use mic, I probably would just do more harm.

Did you check if he was streaming when you did that?

He was, I've found the footage of me killing him, he gets a bit flustered and complains about the blunderbuss

it's LITERALLY a game

>tfw you are that guy who thinks competitive gaming is for children but still beats serious competitive players

This is why I don't play competitive games. If its casual its fun to dick around in voice chat but I don't know all the stupid terms people use in comp.

Link?

Sneething

unfortunately I don't remember what he named the upload. I'll see if I can find it

I love seeing streamers get BTFO

Yeah it was funny, his whole chat was going on about how he must get tired of winning then I gib him with my shotgun and the chat's suddenly "lol blunderbuss is so OP nerf plz"
FOUND IT, twitch.tv/pace22/v/430889424?sr=a&t=8728s
Skip to 2:25

*2:25:00

Silentchads are based. Virgin whiners need not apply

>haha he missed you and still killed you
Well then he didn't miss, did he you fucking nigger? FUCK twitch chat.

I have a really deep voice but all the cool kids call me a nigger when I open my mouth on mic. I'm not even black, man what the fuck

I personally like the DSP guy with the immediate WOW

>competitive team games

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Haha he looks like an absolute cretin. Glad he got taken down a peg. What spurs me on in competitive games is to wreck the opposing teams best player

GO TO THE BATHROOM! YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF!

>liking DSP
WOOOOOW

I don't even like twitch related anything but DSP posting has to be the funniest shit on this board right now, ESPECIALLY when used condescendingly.

The people who use mics are usually annoying, unhelpful asscunts. It's a shame, really.