Steve WILL be in Smash Ultimate

Thats right, its not a speculation or prognostication. Its is a FACT.

Steve will be in the fighter Ballot.

Evidence
>Two more slots remain, possibly a third based on website changes.
>Microsoft said they want two characters in smash
>Microsoft and Nintendo are on better terms than ever before.
>Minecraft is the best selling game by far and is recognizable to everyone.
>Minecraft has been on the 3DS, Wii U, and Nintendo Switch
>Steve will have the unique feature to have cudtomizable skins, and endless custom alts.

Face it faggots, hes in.

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>stevetrannies still at it
*sigh*

No Johnny you can't eat the cake yet, go back to your room

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Based. Stevechads don’t even need Smash to succeed.

Leave this disgruntled discordfag to me.

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Based quintbro

lol
namefags should commit rope

Well yeah. He will never be decomfirmed.

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>Microsoft said they want two characters in smash
Provide source or fuck off.

Your the disgruntled ones bro.
Denying Steve is the equivalent of blasphemy.

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If Tetris / Puyo Puyo don't have a rep, what makes you think your Zoomer meme character will?

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Stevey Stevey cope and seethey

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>L-Block from Tetris still isn't in
COME ON NINTENDO. I AIN"T GOT ALL DAY

Does Tetris have a rep?
Oh wait yeah it does, as an ASSISTANT TROPHY.
Thats how irrelevant that soviet puzzel has became.

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Posting in before a swarm of offended smashtourists from Discord comes here and shits up this thread thinking Steve was anything but a meme.

fuck off

Heres your tetris rep

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A meme that's gone on for far too long and has been flooding the catalog for months on end.

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Brawl is unironically the best smash game because it has no delusions of being a "competitive e-sport" and has the best cast of characters.

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Nonsense, Steve is more than a meme.
Steve is inevitable!

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Smash fags are all shit, hate the games, and hate each other more than sin itself.

Here's what actually will happen.
>Steve won't get in Ultimate outside of a Mii Costume
>But he WILL get in Smash 6
>People who are anti-Smash will celebrate at first as the Stevefags drive virtually all Smash-related content off the board with their relentless shit-posting.
>But as all memes go, Steveposting will get run into the ground by rampant discord autism
>The same people who cheered Steveposters on will now shriek and seethe for jannies to do something as the 816th "GOOOOOD MORNING Yea Forums!" thread is posted, the board spam having become insufferable.
>Eventually, it will get so bad that Steveposting will become an actual bannable offense on Yea Forums/
>Steveposting will whither finally, and Smashfaggotry will return.
> People will still Stevepost post on Yea Forums and /trash/ though.

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>Implying there will be a Smash 6 at all

Sakurai stated he will make more games if there is demand for it

Besides why the fuck would you stop? it prints Money.

>Sakurai : I will never make another smash game
Makes smash bros brawl
>Sakurai : I will never make another smash game
Makes Smash 4 and Smash 3ds
>Sakurai : I will never make another smash game
Makes smash ultimate
>Sakurai : I will never nake another smash game
You get the idea

Do you really think Nintendo will kill one of its biggest cashcows that easily? Even if Sakurai doesn't get memed into the director position again, they'll find another dude. They'll milk it dry until it drops dead.

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Just filtered out Steve and others lol lemme dab on ya peace out nigger

i hope to god it happens

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This is like a wet dream

STEVE IS IN FUCKING SMASH
FUCK BANJOFAGS
FUCK REIMUFAGS
FUCK EDRICKFAGS
FUCK SORAFAGS
FUCK DOOMFAGS
FUCK EVERY OTHER CHARACTER
STEVE IS IN SMASH AS THE FOURTH FIGHTER FUCK ALL OF THE OTHER LEAKS
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN STEVE IS IN
STEVE IS GETTING IN YOU FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU EDRICKFAGS
FUCK YOU BANJOFAGS
FUCK YOU DOOMFAGS
FUCK YOU ASHLEYFAGS
FUCK YOU REIMUFAGS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK EVERYONE
KILL YOURSELVES
DIE DEGENERATES
HAVE SEX
COPE AND KEEP SEETHING AND DILATE TRANNIES
BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY HIS GAME BUY IS GAME BUY HIS GAME DEATH TO ALL OTHER CHARACTERS STEVE IS SMASH INCARNITE BUY NOW DO IT NOW SKDMOAKSNEHWKDNSUAKDNJSNXIKWNSDOKSNXIMEIXKXEKOSMXWKDNIDKRRNOWKNDDIDKEMSDJEMDIMANDUIDNEISMDJEOSNDUEKZNXIDKSNDKWKDDJRNFMCIKSDNDUSKXNXIDJEKAOXMDUEKSMXNXUDKSMXNXISOSMXIEMDJFKCOEMSPSKDENMSXUOFMEIDJFOEOWKXDJDIKDFMCIEKDNFIAKXMFUEIFMDUXIDNUWDKDJEIEKZMXUDISKXKDISOXJXJEIXKDIDKXJEISKWPWJDJDJDDDDXIIDJXJDIJK
YOUR BEAR WILL NEVER GET INTO SMASH YOU FAGGOT OFF YOURSELF
STEVE IS IN SMASH AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU AND YOUR 30 YEAR OLD BEAR BODY CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING FAGGOT DIE YOU LOSER
BANJOFAGS BTFO
EDRICKFAGS BTFO
DOOMFAGS BTFO
EDELGUARDFAGS BTFO
ASHLEYFAGS BTFO
REIMUFAGS BTFO
KILL YOURSELVES
DEGENERATES
STEVEFAGS WIN SUCK MY DICK
KILL YOURSELVES
GET BTFO FAGS AND RESETERA TRANNIES
MODS ARE FAGS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK GOOKS
AND FINALLY FUCK YOU OP
NIGGERS DESERVE TO BE HUNG ON A CROSS

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>Two more slots remain, possibly a third based on website changes.
Nintendo announced that there will be no more DLC outside of the 4 challenger packs.
>Microsoft said they want two characters in smash
Want and will are not the same thing
>Microsoft and Nintendo are on better terms than ever before.
Which means absolutely nothing.
>Minecraft is the best selling game by far and is recognizable to everyone.
Pokemon is the best selling game by far and recognizable by more than minecraft.
>Minecraft has been on the 3DS, Wii U, and Nintendo Switch
And phones, and refrigerators, and Texas calculators.
>Steve will have the unique feature to have cudtomizable skins, and endless custom alts.
Yeah. No.

Steve's a lost cause. Go back in your hole.

I think we broke him guys

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Chief is the next MS Rep.

>he will be in smash 6
>the game that will have half the roster of the previous smash and a third of the hype.

You okay, fellow stevebro?

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Sup Stevebro? Let's broker peace between our factions yeah? Yeah that's right. I've even got a private room where we can discuss a peace treaty without distractions. That's riiiight. After you buddy. Yeah there you goooo....

*SLAM*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GOT YOU STEVEFAGGOT! SUCK ON MY PROTEIN POWDER FARTS FOR ALL ETERNITY WHILE ME AND MY FELLOW DRAGON BROS LIFT WEIGHTS AND GET SOME CARDIO IN POUNDING THAT SWEET SMASH SISTA ASS! NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL NEED TO PREPARE YOUR FOOD AND DRINK! AHH YES, I'D LIKE SOME LARGE PIZZAS WITH EVERYTHING GOOD ON IT AND SOME LARGE CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW SODAS. YEAH, SEND IT TO MY SWEET PENTHOUSE. JUST IGNORE THE AUTISTIC SCREAMS OF THE STEVEFAGS LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT'S SEPTIC TANK SIR! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How can stevefags ever recover?

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>it is a FACT
>proceeds to post loose speculation
You're pretty based and redpilled but unfortunately I'm going to ask you to go cope, have sex and dilate you seething discord discord tranny incel

You realize you're breaking rules by being under 18 and posting here right?

Yeah guys He's right. A character that has appeared in a game that revolves around building stuff with virtual Lego bricks from a popular franchise that's been requested for Smash for so long will be in Smash.

we just have to wait until I'm guessing probably September or early October to purchase him tho. The wait is really unbearable

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>Steve will have the unique feature to have cudtomizable skins, and endless custom alts.
they would never have that. it would only result in people writing swear words, racial slurs, swastikas, etc.

I’m over the age of 25 nigger
Also it’s a new copypasta i made up

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I can't wait until this is all over.
You don't get tired or bored of this?

I love Reimu!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, 4 challenger packs?! Where the flip did this come from? I thought they said one challenger pack and done?

If you love her so much why don't you marry her?

well, now you've just described smash ultimate as a whole.

Better than the other disorganized discordfags bandwagoning behind other characters. At least it's fun to hate on the stevetrannies.

>25
That’s sad bro

Nah, Brawl is the worst because of Snake and Sonic, both beginning the descent into all this third party shit.

Each individual character is a pack. Because they come with themselves, a stage, Music, and Spirit board.
There is 5. I miss typed the number.
We have 3 of the 5 challenger packs revealed already. Joker, Hero, Banjo.

OH NO NO NO
SNAKE AND SONIC ARE PART OF THE REASON BRAWL IS THE BEST!

Oh i thought you meant challenger pack as in 5 fighters in each pack. My bad guy.

Pretty sure it was because it was god awful slow and introduced the dreaded tripping bullshit nobody liked.

U N E N D I N G

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Ok

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Except that's wrong because there has been no signs of the Showdown Trolley for Banjo's moveset.

Banjo should be drinking beer.

Is Steven actually a type of Lego? I have my doubts.

>Beer

Im laughting at this whole thread, but Banjo is in and Steve is not, that's a fact.

No, but pic related is
FUCK STEVEFAGS

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Stevie Stevie cope and seethie.

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OH LOOK, WHAT CRINGY CHILDREN! SEE THEM SHITPOST, WATCH THEM MEME
HOW I HATE THOSE SEETHY STEVIES, HOW THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SCREAM
I'VE GOT A LITTLE SEEEECRET, THAT'LL REALLY MAKE 'EM CRY
IT'S A BASED KIND OF MAGIC, FROM A REDPILLED KIND OF GUY
THIS INVITE'S MADE TO ORDER, BUT IT ISN'T TO BE READ
WHEN THEY OPEN UP THIS LETTER, THEY'RE SUCKED INSIDE INSTEAD TO THE MOST UNPLEASANT PLACE THEY'VE EVER SEEN!
THE SPIRIT COLLECTION OF I.M. MEEN!
VERY SCARY AND CONFUSING
DESTINATION OF MY CHOOSING
SPIRIT COLLECTION OF I.M. MEEN!

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Why is Kazooie looking at porn, she’s a girl

based meenposter

>Microsoft said they want two characters in smash
Citation needed Stevefag

She's a cool girl

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But Mr. Meen, you're already in Lawl!
youtube.com/watch?v=y1FrwSzRLRY

Stevefags are delusional if they think Chief isn’t going to be the next Microsoft rep.

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Not as sad as when your mother pushed you out of her womb
I’m your daddy nigger

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>unbearable
Heh