Whats the actual truth to this

Elder Scrolls "Praise Sithis openly in public" Online is the worst possible example of ES lore.

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You're just jaded and can't understand the immense size of the thing and how complete it makes the world.

Well, we are talking about everyone's favorite Hist-Worshiping "The trees all worship Sithis too" Argonians, so that's not really that out of place.

Are you seriously still peddling around that image when it's been known since release that she's badly lying to you over the questline? She's stupid

his pic is showing a poisoned argonian you fucking donut

And it's an out of context lie image. I've done the quest. She is trying to trick you and is hoping you're stupid.

>the immense size of the thing
Most of it is recycled books from Daggerfall and everything ESO adds is aggressively counter to the established lore with flimsy excuses like "mistranslations"

Holy shit are you still in 2014? What a retard.

"Well well, look at the outlander pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!

"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.

"Well la-dee-dah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."

"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!

"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!

"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
>DOH!

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Of course it's fake.
>lol how high were they when they wrote this
That's something only a mindless consumer with no talent would ever believe. Creativity doesn't have an easy out like that.

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Lots of shit is still shit.

What the fuck is wrong with MK?

Anyone who says that just can't understand what it's like to be creative so they think you need drugs.

>ugh my favourite artist NEVER uses drugs!!!!!!
Every time

>Argonian complaining about poison

>dumbass complaining about a game he's never played

Damn right I've never played TESO. Why would anyone play TESO?

>playing ESO

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I’m pretty sure that’s him in the video, it’s his YouTube channel after all

The NPC in that questline is lying to you. You kill her in the end of it.
It's a fun game that had a rough launch. If you can pull your head out of your ass and accept that your game of pretend can have alternate storylines in different iterations then maybe you can have a fun time playing skyrim with friends.
Since, you know, Skyrim together is dead.

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>webm
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What kind of unholy autism combination brings together Simpson and TES lore?

Yea Forums
For some inscruitable reason they've got it in their heads that the further you drive a dead meme into the ground, the funnier it gets

How is Yea Forums actually? I've only ever heard second hand accounts of mass pedophilia from there.
Word has it they're more childish than Yea Forums.

t. no experience with psychedelics

Here comes the bootyblasted druganons

this has nothing to do with taking psychadelics and everything to do with how faggy and gay TES is

He may have tripped more then once

DUDE WEED

Fuck off zoomer retard

lots of shitposting

Shut up, moron.

For some reason I'm certain Kirkbride took magic mushrooms but i can't remember where i heard it.

underrated post

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>smoking skooma is public

>not playing the only post-Morrowind game approved by Kirkbride
???
ESO is the best thing that happened to TES since 3.

based

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DUDE I'M FUCKING TRIPPIN' RIGHT NOW FOR REAL L-O-L!!!

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It's on the internet so it must be true!

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this, Mike has said this is completely false

been trying to recreate baneposting for nearly a decade and forcing the stalest shit they can find

god I wish that were me

a daring synthesis

yeah it's cliche but if you've ever taken psychedelics you'd know that it can give you utterly bizarre thoughts that would never occur to you otherwise

Psilocybin tolerance builds up fast as fuck, you can only trip for about 3 days in a row at most, each trip requiring a heavier dose.

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He said he also had acid. 3 days shrooms, 2 days acid.
Theres some sick maths for ya

It won't last, Ashlanders and Outlanders are natural enemies!
Like Nords and Dunmer!
Or Imperials and Dumer!
Or Altmer and Dumer!
Or Dumer and other Dunmer!
Damn Dunmer, they ruined Morrowind!

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who cares.