Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled Thread

>plays on 144p resolution mode
>works on my machine
gee I wonder why

I love this guy, but MSPaint is really fucking annoying. I give up, have at it Drawfags.

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Enjoy the TNT crate on your head.

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just play in portable mode than lmao

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I haven't even been playing this that much in recent days, but my index finger still starts to hurt pretty quick when I start playing. I think I need a longer break from this

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>playing in shitty "dpad" and 144p resolution mode
nah I'm good

holy shit, the bandicoot girls are just pandarens recoloured

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Enjoy not experiencing the joy of DNFing an entire lobby while taking a shit

This guy gets it

Im starting to get bit burned out with doing these challenges every day. I probably don't need to do them for a couple of days but autism calls.

>in second place
>cross the starting grid going into third lap
>suddenly I'm in first place even though first place is still in front of me
So apparently sometimes the game might just not register that you're on a new lap. That guy just ended up DNFing since he was still stuck on second lap

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Imagine not being able to scream BOMBS AWAY when hitting someone online with a backwards bowling bomb while simultaneously dropping a fat log.

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you can beat tropy without ever using the shortcut

Thats a raccoon you fucking loli fag.

HOW DO YOU GET FIRST PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR THAT THIS SHIT IS SO UNBALANCED WITH THEIR MATCHMAKING! LET THE EXPERTS FACE OTHER EXPERT! AND LET ME RACE AGAINST MY OWN LEAGUE! FUCK!

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Just don't answer the phone

Tried going to the general on another board. This place is wholesome in comparison.

Shut up and post more yuri

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I want to race Coco if you get the meaning of my sentence.

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not sure if people randomly get disconnected. something like that happened to me and the person in first DNF'd as well

No could you clarify further what you wish to do

That's every general
All you get is more autism, tripfag drama and no one talking about the game

So that 1.07 from last week was the real deal? But it changed nothing..

You little skunk! I got your name! I got your save file! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now buckle up! Get in your seat! You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and drop a nitro down your neck!

Fuck whoever invented floating time crates.

I really, really want to finish first in her cup of you catch my drift.

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Will Beenox be based enough to include Evil Coco?

I mean, they will include baby crash and baby coco. In which they are original. there is a chance. Now, will they include showgirl Tawna as a skin?

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>podium animation of her dancing with the cane and top hat
Good lord, I need this

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>guy has big lead
>he fails the shortcut on the ice platforms
>I catch up
>he goes for the shortcut again
>fails again
I've won two races on Polar Pass like this now

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You dont need a bullet to pierce Crash’s heart.

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I put nitros on the lip of that ledge to discourage people from diving into the drink
Same with the sewer speedway shortcut goddamn stop trying

That's not Canon in the N-sane Timeline
Why would Pinstripes girlfriend wear a shirt with her ex's face on it? Even Crash Boom Bang of all things addresses this, giving her a new design.

Potoroo isn't even spelled right

>started doing Oxide time trials on Monday, doing them in track order
>Completed Crash Cove in a few tries
>mastered the Sewer Speedway shortcut after attempts
>took 90 minutes of nonstop attempts, but finally beat Dragon Mines

Outside of Tiny Temple, is there anything left that puts up a massive challenge

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Even experts are shit
I was versing a digital tropy, and i used mine as well
He legit sucked on all maps, he couldnt hold usf on maps that had it all lap. Like n gin labs, which is easy to do so. Like it would be close at the start and as i was always behind at the start he would take the lead, but nearly everytime i took the lead he got a missile, or i got warp orbed or clocked
I still won majority of races, which was like 8 out of like 12 or 13
Just because they have digital tropy doesnt mean they are good, if he was i would have never caught him and overtook him like i was if i got warped or clocked at bad times while in first and then still catch up to him after he doesnt get unlucky like me
Items change the game, but god damn do some tropy players suck, and i know that other tropy players would think i suck as well

She might think its fake crashes face.

btw how this meme started?
is the lore of Crash 2? or something else?

Did that today, didn't use the shortcut once and beat trophy by about 2 or 3 seconds.

Tiny Temple is the only track that is legitimately infuriating because for some reason I can't seem to keep blue fire the whole time no matter how hard I try to keep my reserves up

This kinda reminds me of retards who take shortcuts on coco park but dont know to properly do it or tiger temple with the grass
It is such a great feeling overtaking them while driving along the longer route

Both are easy but sewer speedway is easy af as polar pass cut is more annoying with slow characters

Japanese ethics board wanted Tawna removed because sexy bandicoot can't be in a kids game. They made Coco and got rid of Tawna. Japanese manga came up with NTR. Everyone acknowledged Tawna leaving Crash for Pinstripe officially on NDs website and in the old artbook.

Reminder that CTR isn't and has never been canon. It directly contradicts 1, 2, and 3 just by existing.

some unofficial guide book for crash 2, or the crash manga, which we KNOW isn't canon

Supposedly a Halloween Grand Prix could contain the "spooky" looking Brio, Nina and Evil Coco, along with the forgotten Koala Kong and Rilla Roo just to throw a bone.

Maybe some crazy costumes for others aswell.

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He has 99 lives.

>CTR never canon
come on son, It takes place at the end of the crash timeline

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you're stretching so hard you might injure yourself

>have reserves
>hit a jump boost right before the ramp
>get a perfect drift boost while going up the ramp
>jump

>Skeleton Crash
>Mad Scientist Cortex
>Zombie Coco

and there you have it
the same characters getting new content and everybody else getting nothing

It's not yuri.
It's boobybullying

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Tracks are really slippery today.

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I SAID POST MORE YURI

>Cortex, Uka, and N.Tropy are babies in the Cretaceous
>but they're back and perfectly normal in CTR
>all the villains and racers have been reverted to their Crash 1 state
Never canon

Oxide Station to a degree, but that is only for Tropy as if you can beat Tropy, Oxide os barely harder
Dragon Mines, you need to keep SF from the moment you get it to the spiral, and you need to air brake u turn while mainting as much speed as possible which can be hard to adapt to
Electron Avenue just because of USF and the need to keep it at certain spots like the two sharp turns near the end
Deep Sea Driving due to to course obstacles which can be a pain but done easily enough
Twilight Tour
You need to keep the second usf for longer then Oxide to win which if you haven't raced on the track yet can be challenging
Slide Colosseum, you need tl cut across grass as much as you can and jump the tyres as well when ever you can

Dragon Mines is by far the hardest. Tiny Temple is unforgiving, but it isn’t hard. You just gotta get a feel for the track.

>Not DNFing tards while laying a phat bum baguette via remote play on vita, and then switching to ps4 pro to play on the tv

Shes wearing it so he doesnt feel bad.
I know. But its canon.
Its from the WOC guide book one of the many sources that reference this.

Boobybully.

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How haven't drawfags done this yet

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CTR and CNK are canon. Rest is extented universe .

mate it's a Saturday morning cartoon
you're really overthinking it

>drawing without layers

It's possible but you gotta make 0 mistakes basically while drawing

I guess EVERY SINGLE game after warped is not canon either

I know this is KempferZero but where do you find his stuff? It's not on his DA gallery

can I ask for sauce?

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Every single game after CTR shouldnt be canon because of their horrendous quality and how many characters fade away or are introduced but arent worth shit to the franchise.

Yeah its Tawna Bandicoot from the first Crash game.

Also requesting this as Penta

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Thoughts?

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>Switch hardware revision announced
>better battery life and CPU
>load times about to be patched

Bros.... I got beta test'd....

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I put obstacles in front of the tiger temple shortcut when I cant take it myself. Somehow I manage to block someone from going in and they slam into the closed wall every time.

NO, don't call ND faggots

yeah, don't worry user me too
and I bought the fucking console like 2 months ago

"It's not Canon because I don't like it"
they're canon, just because a game is bad doesn't mean it isn't canon. Don't be retarded

At this point we should just wait for the Pro

I have no choice, I'm sorry
I guess I'm pulling another allnighter
Pray for me user, I need it

When does the prix end againlads?

There's a reason Rilla Roo is getting in before Yaya Panda, Viscount, Warthog, Farmer Ernest, Evil Twins or Lab Assistant.

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I didnt say they werent canon im saying their canonicity should be dismissed because of their shit quality. Even then Crash is hardly a series known for its continuity anyways. Simple enough.

Did they fix that shortcut to make it like the PS1 version? I remember an Activision rep said they sent it to Beenox.

So, we're good?

It's pronounced "prix"

They're babies traveling through time on a piece of rock. Rewatch the 100% ending again.

sure are you cunt

Yep, we both agreed that the CTR and beyond stuff is tripe so all that comes now is solemnly dismissing it as fanfic.

The real question is will they give him a personality or will his dialogue just consist of HOOH sounds

Koala Kong will be interesting too. Do they know he was intended to be a Stallone parody?

Get ready for babies.
And possible arts of mommy Tawna or Isabella breastfeeding baby Coco.

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Good, good the new level in warped is one of the best in the trilogy

>win race
>"RILLA ROO.... WINS! OMP OMP OMP OMP!"
>updated animation of his crash bash victory animation

That's mentioned in his epilogue for crash 1 and the Japanese crash bash.
He even get mentioned in rilla roo's epilogue.

>Crash 2 at number 4 2 years after it's release

Absolutely based

I'm sorry, was I talking to you?
Besides you got your reboot, what else do you want?

I unironically hope that he doesn’t make a single sound that isn’t recycled from crash bash

YES PLEASE

holy shit, you are right

youtu.be/hwFq9rgUPgo?t=526
at 8:46

never notice that

>spooky looking Brio
You mean like his official Mr Hyde transformation that's basically his entire character and the epitome of his boss fight in Crash 1?

I need to see the nitro squad losing animations, anyone have a link?

BROS WHAT THE FUCK

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Crash is meant to be lile a cartoon. Status quo out of nowhere is very normal in old looney tunes and disney shorts. CTR is most definitely canon, nothing has ever stated the opposite

His normal form is "spooky" looking enough for the casuals.
Sure, they could add the monster form as a skin.

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THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT

I'm saying if he should ever get a monster skin, give us the official monster he actually turns into and that's a large part of his character. He's very obviously inspired by Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

violets are blue
roses are red
penta came second
now he's dead

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Yeah I wish he just does those dumb gorilla sounds again, it's absolutely majestic

youtube.com/watch?v=j_RiWxj78BE

Something leaked...

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It was MUH DICK

Nice try, Resetera would scream until it would get removed/censored
I like the model though

please...

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Please tell me this isn't fake

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Fake but not gay

>red dimension
It's cut content just like Ami's hair

Handling
Speed: 4
Accel: 3
Handling: 7

did I fix it?

Oxide Station, I'm not too worried about. My N Tropy time was already two seconds faster than Oxide's ghost

Slide Coliseum I already beat

Will have to study up on the NF tracks because I'm not familiar with them

i believe

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No. An actual fix would be

>make speed's turning wider in general, including u turning
>give turns faster reserve build up and lower reserve consumption

don't get my hopes up like that

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what the FUCK is that MGS graph, the more I look at it the worse it gets

>when you run out of trophies

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>faster reserve build up
that's stupid. I agree with the consumption part though. But 3 speed will still not be enough for handling

Oh and blue fire should be the same speed for all classes. Keep the two different tiers of speed though

TWINSANITY IS (possibly) CANON

MUH DICK! MUH DICK~...

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"MOTHER?!"
this is really sad when you remember that almost all of Cortex's family members are dead with the exception of a sibling and Nina
crashbandicoot.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Neo_Cortex

Why is resetera so powerful over western devs? What would happen if they just ignored them?

no clue
what normally happens when devs ignore resetera?

They don't care about Resetera. What they care about is nonstop youtube videos, every website whining, and constant twitter shit fucking with PR.

ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL

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from time to time from each era we've always had a fascination with listening to Eunuchs

Quick! tell me some unpatched track exploits!

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No

>tawna gets a good skin
I can only hope

we know you're a beemox employee. we aint telling you shit.

unless you make sure the babys don't have diapers in the next event. i don't want the diaperfags arriving.

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ARE THOSE REAL?

Okay we won't

we'll give them puffy tails instead

Pretty sure Beenox can look at the WR Ghosts

>don't have tails when they're children >gives them tails when they're babies

do they fall off?

when Brio is at the controls, ANYTHING can be real

Ok, just don't make the trophy girl mistake.
(don't put a bonus on the new characters)

The cortex vortex ripped off tails up until Brio stepped in to make sure the Bandicuties kept theirs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I didn't think Nitro Fueled could reach this high of a level of fan service

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Honestly, a Cycle on characters for the day that provide bonus' would be nice.

One day might be Ripper, Twana, and Velo

The next, Oxide, N Brio, and Small Norm

don't nerf Nitro Points next Prix, pls

Beenox if you're going to give us baby versions of characters could you consider giving us donut versions for november?

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Pretty much this

>We're going to have nonstop babies in our lobbies from now own
>it's all going to be baby N. Tropy

No goddamn way

Impossible

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This also happened to me. I had SF, though. It was annoying because it caused me to be 2nd.

Good idea, i'm sure Donut Coco will get a lot of fans.

Liz has entered your thread. She's here to remind you to use Turning characters!

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With all THESE curves, you're gonna -need- to be turning, m8.

Fancy a cuppa after the race?

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Liz is a slag

FUCK OFF YOU SLAG!

>Resettrannies when

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slagmind

I do, earlier I was DNFing lobbies as Velo.

We were going to put Jak and Daxter in for the Playstation version and King Dedede in the Switch version

Now tell me those exploits

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i want to fill her with my wumpa pumpa!

What about Ratchet and Clank?

>fat faggot homo furry can't jump
Sounds about right

e621

>King Dedede in the Switch version
I'm calling bullshit, there is no way they would keep 1 fantastic character with the best crouch on the switch version.

K DDD would be on all consoles.

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Heavy is the chin that bears the trophy

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Jak and Daxter as separated characters?
or Daxter grabbing himself at the kart just like in Jak X?

>am i kawaii, crash-kun?

>N Brio
Because he creates the evovled animals
>N Cortex
Becauae he gives or tries to give them hyper intelligence
>N Gin
Because he makes robots and machines
>N Tropy
I guess time is kinda entropy related, i dunno i am a brainlet i guess
>N Oxide
Loves racing and loves going fast
>N Trance
Hypnotises people
I mean, they're all good but N Trance, fucking egg looking motherfucker

where my championz at

Usf speed is already the same for all, which os why it feels like you cant catch up

leave Trance out of this

It literally isn't.

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>took me 3 hours to grind out the quick, daily, and weekly challenges
This game really isn't fun.

Thanks, doc.

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>he cant drive optimal line with usf
>instead he complains when he loses ground even when he thinks the other guy shouldnt pull away
A lot goes into gaining ground, which is why turning sucks because more often then not you have to re correct yoyrself after power sliding, losing time, unlike speed thanks to its low turn can powerslide straighter then most thus wasting less time

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>Some faggot Papu Papu player used somekind of glitch in Papu ruins and skipped a lap
Fuck you

I am gonna make a pavlova outta the cunt and feed it to the rest of the Crash cast
Fuck egg boy, stupid character

Any of you lads want to get Friend or Foe? It's pretty much the last challenge I need and we can take turns because God knows Twilight Tour is the only track anyone ever picks. PSN is HAAH_WAAW

>He doesn't like Trance
Not eggcellent at all

>just bought a turbo controller for the switch that's similar to the Dualshock 4
>suddenly the game feels so much more smooth and easier to boost at sharp turns

What the fuck

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I dont like Trance either.

ya that skip will probably get patched in the next update. Its an even bigger shortcut than thunderstrucks was. no one's ever done it when I've played online though thankfully

>He was always teased, and at the age of three, had an "N" tattooed on his head for "nerd" by a particularly evil group of circus performers
>after a "freak" explosion wiped out his entire family, leaving Cortex to fend for himself
Fucking clowns man

Where do you get off calling me a clown with yer big head and yer stupid springy hair?

Don’t you have some doujins to star in, Normy-boy?

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Woah, someone with good same sense and balance suggestions. Speed needs a nerf to their lines or else no buffs to other classes will matter much in the hands of the best players. Speed actually just doesn't have a weakness when played properly. Plus, they're easy to play even for new and intermediate players, which ruins the idea of them being advanced. Turn deserves passively better reserve management because they cover the least ground with the same duration of reserves due to lower speed.

fuck bandicoots

I've tried doing it but I keep getting MASK'd

What's the catch?

Fuck off with your censored game.

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You just have to be going fast enough to jump the line out of bounds but still be technically on the line so that the mask puts you behind it.

Turning characters would feel so fucking good if their reserves decayed slowly like in the original and the drop in speed when they deplete wasn't instant.

Also the faster USF for speed and accel characters killed any chance the other two classes have, full stop. Especially with u-turning.

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If only.

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haha

Pretty much. Speed played well has no flaws. Accel can keep up with speed in online because Accel recovers from mistakes and items the fastest.

>Encortex
?

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Neo Cortex.
You gotta include the name in full for the pun for him.

Go away you filthy clown

Wholesome.

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>The update is set to go live over the next day for PS4 and Xbox One, and within the following week for Nintendo Switch players.

WHERE'S THE PATCH BEENOX, ITS BEEN 3 DAYS

What's a neo cortex?
I don't get it.

>Enoxide

>kartname_B kartname_C
just

Part of brain

haha, nope

files.catbox.moe/sijacb.webm

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Oxides ghost uses it all 3 laps

Lmao maybe I'm missing mine

Get DNF'd

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Nitrous Oxide

How the fuck do you not know what entropy is?

Nitrous Oxide. Learn some chemistry

N. Trance is based.

I finally have my digital N Tropy and platinum paint, plus I'm in the top 1000 in the Grand Prix, now I can play the game at last.

Why though

Who needs chemistry when I watched Fast and the Furious and play Need for Speed to know what nitrous oxide is?

kek
just play with Bandicoot kart

The lighting of this makes Tawna look like a FNAF animatronic. Also calling it, probably fake

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Another day, another day without me being able to air break for shit. Just seeing other people do it makes my blood boil, I want to smash my fucking pro controller against my monitor. Have a good night, anons.

>he hasn't unlocked KARTNAME_A or KARTNAME_B yet

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It's obvious enough I you've ever played s racing game. The only pun that could only be more obvious is if his name was Gus O'Lean

Why does everyone think this test is conclusive? That item already has different properties from regular blue fire. It restarts even after crashing into a wall. Does everyone just assume that's the only difference or has someone actually looked at the code?

Egge

I'm still waiting for the fucking kart at the shop

I wish I was Coco bros...

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show me what bugs you found out

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cute

That's what happens when Penta is the Beenox intern.

she looks like the dude from finger salad

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You better not give my hopes up for nothing.

We already knew the games are canon. The Crash series had decent continuity up all the way up to Mind over Mutant (with the only outliers being the Spyro crossover games and Nitro Kart).

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im retarted that i didnt highlited it. also i found out a nice wall on coco park while i was fucking with missions

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Saturday, January 25th.
She's in.

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Great wall stage and China dresses for bandicuties

>That's not Canon in the N-sane Timeline
What the fuck are you talking about? N. Sane is just a remake of the original trilogy. It's not a reboot.

It is a reboot

Where is Nina?

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Locked behind nitro points. Enjoy the grind

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>This time nobody's going to c--Mmmmm... zzz

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Crash 2 Manga, Crash 2 JP manual, and both the US and JP official Wrath of Cortex guide said Tawna left Crash for Pinstripe. They really wanted to hammer it in that they weren't gonna bring Tawna back in any relevant capacity besides cameo photos.

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Not him but it may or may not be a reboot, depending on what the next Crash game is. Nitro Fueled confirms the post-ND characters are canon at least.

In the Twinsanity remake

>Reboot.
>Post-Wrath Crunch is in the game.

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Any PS4 lobbies?

NF is a spinoff and has Spyro characters in it. And god knows some crappy handheld party game could hardly count as a true crossover.

With the promise of China dresses, any man with functioning testicles will enjoy every second working towards making that a reality.

Crunch is in the N Sane trilogy, jackass?

i unfortunately doubt Grand Prix characters will get a second legendary skin, but one can hope this is real

obj_motherfucker 65115115! we talked about this!

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why doesn't this asshole have a twitter or some kind of archive where I can find his art?

???

>Jak and Daxter
Put in Ratchet and Clank instead. They were always more relevant than J&D and they have better vehicles to choose from. The R&C2 hoverbike already resembles the Team Cortex Nitro Kart bodies.

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The post I replied to originaly ( ) said the N-sane trilogy wasn't a reboot.

I replied saying it was a reboot

Why the fuck are you bringing Crunch into this

Crunch isn't in the N. Sane Trilogy.
WTF are you talking about?

Guys, just shut up until Activision shows what's coming next for the series.

It's not.

Yes, but does Ratchet have a racing game filled with many kart options perfect for this game?

I don't think so.

>mommy Tawna or Isabella breastfeeding
i guess there is a positive side of this incoming shithole

Would Quark be too big?

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Because your anger nurtures him.
Not actually sure if the Williams picture is by him, but Mario-grant does have tumblr AND Newgrounds. Hasn't updated the tumbr with the more recent stuff he's made in /ctt/ and Crash threads.
mario-grant.tumblr.com/
lewdstorageroom.newgrounds.com/art/

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Is he in bros?

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we need to get the artist to do more of work of art like this. With charas more on model.
I also assume some fags around here could perhaps even comission it, granted the piece was a fun one.

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Yes. Plus we could get the hoverbike. To think this is the closet we ever get to a kart game of R&C.

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Maybe but they'd probably scale him down to like Tiny's size. Other characters like Geary and N Trance have been scaled down already.

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CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT DNF AND USF STAND FOR
BEEN PLAYING THE GAME FOR WEEKS AND LURKING THESE THREADS DAILY AND I STILL DO NOT KNOW

Once I got to 0.02% in nitro I stopped doing battlemode challenges. Fuck battlemode

DNF = do not finish

USF = ultimate sacred fire ( the blue flame )

Did Not Finish
Ultimate/Ultra Sacred Fire or just blue fire

Feelsgoodman

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DNF = Dude No Fun
USF = Ugly Stupid Furries

If R&C does happen then watch it have Ratchet, Clank, Quark, Nefarious, and Skid.

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>only artist to get all the trophy girl's faces right
Why is this so fucking hard to people.

Android Alley looks like Metropolis so I dig it

Switch players have to deal with these graphics huh

I reckon boosts are percentage increases in base speed, I noticed earlier that a Megumi player with red fire outsped me as a turn player with yellow fire

Skid would be perfect since he's already a racer.

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USF = U Sick Fag
DNF = Do Not Fuck

God I wish that cannoli was my weanus

Itll be another remake which im dreading

I'm genuinely surprised this many people don't know what DNF means. It's not even like this game created that term, it's been in racing in general for decades.

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God I wish I was that cannoli

You want to be vored by Isabella?

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>Finish 2nd
>Game trying to figure out where everyone placed
>get put in 5th
I'M SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT

god i wish i had some cannoli

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PUT HER IN!
PUT!
HER!
IN!

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They're gonna have diapers, and you're gonna like it

I feel like the best thing to do would be to make a proper new Crash game with a recap that basically says TWoC, CNK, and Twinsanity happened.

Yes, i'm quite the degenerate if you couldn't tell.

Sorry, user. The roster genie can only grants 5 waifu wishes. And we already used them up getting Tawna and the Trophy Girls in.

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It's N.Trance actually.
He enters people

>The roster genie can only grants 5 waifu wishes
Then explain the Smash Bros roster.

daily reminder to shit on ami waifufags

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It is quite alright. A more terrible cockvore fetish has awoken inside me upon staring at Liz's dickhole here.

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I'd put it in her

Has anyone every been in a lobby and the game decides it's going to DNF everyone?

Goddammit,
Why couldn't he grant 6?

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Colors for skins when?

Isabelle and Inkling took up 2 wishes so Smashfags only have 3 wishes left. Shantae's still not getting in though.

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You'll need 8 anyway as Nina and Pasadena have priority

Can we still have Sorceress from Spyro 3?

hmmm.... GENIE

I WISH FOR RIPTO TO NOT BE A HANDLING CHARACTER! MAKE HIM, BALANCED OR SOMETHING!
I also wish for Hunter to be a Handle character because hes suppose to be a dunce.

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Smashfags have 3 wishes left you say?

Genie, I wish for Reimu Hakurei be one of our DLC characters!

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One time I finished first in a race, got coin and everything for it, but once we got to the podium it was everyone else. I genuinely don’t know what happened. Wasn’t mad either just insanely confused because it hasn’t happened since

Alright boys, we're getting Lara and Reimu in Smash!

Actually Kazooie took up one of those slots, sorry guys

*bird cough* hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah hrwah

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user I don’t want reimu in. I like 2hu but keep the normals away from her

Reimu and Nulara confirmed.

PS4 has shit video recording and I don't really have a good webm converter

Kazooie!

Oh god you're right.

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Uh oh! Isabella has to go!

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she should go back to Italy for being so stupid and useless

Back to FuAff, Creep!

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She should go get a condom so I can make her a mother

Bitch she's mine.

What's the current method for grinding coins offline? Assuming I don't have a turbo controller?

I thought we were talking about Isabella, not you user.

play the game

grind cups

There too buzy making Cub porn, or whatever is the new illegal porn trend.

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Anyway, where the hell do I find that last box?
I always end up 39/40.
I'm doing that mission.

>It's still up

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Just completely choked a race.

I'm seething right now lads.

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She can't make it much longer!

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I want a hovercraft based on his space ship

Waifufags?
Thats a yikes from me

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What Tiny build in Minecraft

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There's no way hunter's not gonna be speed.

GLADIATOR ARENA

youtube.com/watch?v=PV7sEoTt48o
The mad man keeps doing it. Wich Oxide ghost will be the next ?

Welp! Looks like the jannies noticed.See you in three days. Mine wasn't particularly explicit though.

Is it to the right as you exit the tunnel?

>hit guy right before the finish line
>somehow i got hit at the same time with a green beaker
>beat him by 00:00:40 because Accel
>he leaves

Fake. Even if it's not, it will get altered/censored/removed because of trannyera. No fun allowed.

that's not real!

source

twitter.com/LolwutLWB/status/1151387699237908480

Thanks. I knew it was too good to be true.

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kill yourself faggot

>This guy is also responsible for this.

Jesus he's good.

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fuck OFF

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Is she ok?

Put that thing back were it came from or so help me...

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Is it bad that I was expecting the Fortnite dance

Re-Absorb Big Norm then.

imagine seeing this shuffling toward you in the middle of the night

user, that’s...that’s not how condoms work.

Imagine seeing THIS shuffling toward you in the middle of the night.

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thank you kind anons
I've been playing racing games my whole life. I guess I'm just new to online competitive play.

this pic would be better with OG crash
someone make an edit i'm not competent with image editing

>everyone thinking the era of waifus was ending this prix
yes YES YES!

I hope you are practicing, PCbros

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>that end animation
This is that micheal jackson zombie dance isnt it?

Post your worst online chokes

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That's your sister, Crash!

what are the chances they add the CNK campaign? hopefully as a free update and not paid DLC

>Implying I'm not already double dipping
idort life is great

yeah, me too

what's the exact criteria for opening that damn door?

could have been some 4 digit iq shit if you had left the beaker there making another player drive into it

>Crash RPG
Would you play it?

god I want to pinch those cheeks

I have a ps4 pro, and I even bought the game there, but having to turn on the console for that one game while also not being able to listen to my music/alt tab etc. is annoying. I also have no friends who play on console, so I'm waiting for the pc release because of that.

Hit it with an item.
Bombs, missiles, beakers, shields, and masks all work

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Finally got this game. Now time to get exposed as a terrible fucking player

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Looks like trannyera is here

top kek

sorry user, but this is way too funny

If I had a dollar for for EVERY time this has happened to me...

I get that sometimes
I swear I'm pressing the jump button but then I go for a swim

I have it on console because I'm impatient and for local multiplayer, I'm not hauling my tower into my TV room and running HDMI over cat5 is inconsistent.

but you just got it. don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. just hop a lot and boost whenever you can. seems to work alright for me. I'll be a USF autist one day hopefully

Enjoy your neutered discussion report-happy retards. I'm out.

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>what are the chances they add the CNK campaign?
A lot of people would probably say zero, but considering everything Beenox has done for this remake I wouldn't rule anything out. The thing is, they already have a huge part of the required content ready. All the characters are already in the game (aside from Emperor Velo who has been confirmed to be added later), all the tracks are in, all the token challenges and time trials are in (currently arcade only), even all the crystal collecting challenges are in. We're basically "only" the missing HUB worlds and cutscenes but since reanimating all the cutscenes requires a huge amount of work it's not really fair to say that we're "only" missing those. The point still stands tho, a huge part of the required content is already in the game so I wouldn't be surprised if the guys at Beenox we're working on all the remaining CNK assets as we speak. I wouldn't even mind if the campaign was a paid DLC, I think that would be perfectly reasonable and I'd gladly pay for it too.

You won't be missed.

>When you're trying to land and drift but you end up bouncing and hopping
FUCKING STOP

Everyone seems to thinks they have the same face, or just outright makes them more animal-like

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>That item already has different properties from regular blue fire
There was a test on Twilight Tour's first turbo pad with the super turbo cheat as well with Penta and (I think) Polar.

It's entirely conclusive.

thanks for the insightful reply, user. I didn't really think about how much of it is already in this game. cutscenes and hubworlds would all require new assets for the most part so it would be a lot of effort. guess we'll just have to wait and see.

Why wasn't obj_motherfucker playable?
They put him behind the gates in Nitro Court
The Knight and Wizard could have been skins

Go back.

We already have the content itself aside from the boss races. I'd expect them to charge admission and you get the campaign and related unlocks similar to how oxide edition costs extra but ultimately adds nothing of tangibility.

>battling for 1st on oxide station online
>hit the USF pad, neck and neck
>other guy has a blue shield
>maximum powersliding through the last section, almost touching each other
>he clips the wall on the 2nd to last turn and loses all momentum
That was the closest race I've ever done, I fucking love this game. So good when you find another player of similar skill level

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should have clipped it and put it on youtube or something

how does one get robot Crunch? please don't tell me it's only an Oxide Edition exclusive

I fucking hate Oxide Station because all it does is make me realize how much of a fucking shit-tier scrub I really am, even after getting the Platinum Trophy. I only recently started using the d-pad and learning how to properly U-turn without fucking up is so goddamn frustrating.

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Explains what? So why are Cortex and Tropy back in CTR? I admit I never noticed the rock floating through the time, but did they turn back normal the moment they popped out in the CTR era?

It is

Exclusive. You're out of luck.
Maybe it comes to Pit stop at the very end of the games lifespan

Give me all of your Crash-related reaction images. I want literally all of them.
Right now.

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>go online
>do my first race
>doing pretty good in second
>get hit with pretty much every item in the game and knocked to 8th

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Grab it quick, before mods delete it for being "anthromorphic pornography", which it is not.
Seriously, it's not. Mods are fags.

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I swear my downloads have been nothing but Crash related the last month or so

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.

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Add this guy when?

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