Do you trust user reviews or critics?

Do you trust user reviews or critics?

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i trust no one..

The last time I trusted a critic I bought Hollow Knight because OMG IT'S SO GOOD EVERYONE SHOULD BUY IT. I bought it and yeah, it's good. Damn good, but I don't like it because even if it's the "best" metroidvania game if you don't like those games I ain't gonna like this one no matter how many critics recommend it or it having an overwhelmingly positive Steam score.

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nope, watch gameplay on youtube and judge for yourself

I don't trust anyone who has slightest possibility to be paid any money for positive review.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more fulfilling than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years so that the world might experience a radiant bundle of happiness and love. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it amplifies the joy everyone she meets shall experience when she greets them and takes precious time from her day to make theirs a little better.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? Everyone. Strangers on the street get a friendly bystander that will wish them well, the homeless will get a wealthy and intelligent girl that runs shelters to feed them and find them honest work to get off the streets. The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner, and you'll benefit from gaining a second child in her spouse, one who will be a dear friend that thanks their lucky stars you raised such an astounding woman.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to grant your wondrous, miraculous daughter and all the people around her a better life. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL reward. Think about it logically

tpbp

based and nicepilled

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well this thread went to shit in a hurry

I trust user reviews more than critics. Thousands of idiots are smarter than a single professional. I dunno what that shit's called... hive mind, noosphere, whatever. Either way, many idiots are always smarter than a few eggheads.

Also makes buying games a much more conscious and responsible process. If you buy Game 2: Electric Boogaloo because John F. Critic told you so, you can blame him if it sucks. If you have to interpret a crowd, it's your own damn fault if it sucks.

People who claim
>Yea Forums told me to by it but it's SHIT!
are absolute bottom feeders who should never be responsible for another living being. They're incapable of independent thought and should be put into professional care.

looks fine to me

Let's talk again when the hormones are out of your system. Once you have to deal with the boys she brings home, you'll wish your old life back.

Also, you sound creepy as fuck. It's not wholesome, it's borderline disgusting. Like a pedophile conditioning a kid for his friends.

Fucking weebs...

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>Thousands of idiots are smarter than a single professional. I dunno what that shit's called... hive mind, noosphere, whatever. Either way, many idiots are always smarter than a few eggheads.
sure.... communism works so well....

why did you shop out the black guy from this image

>The lucky man or woman who marries her will get the perfect partner,

>or woman
>partner

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Neither. I judge for myself.

I only trust reviews who have the same opinion as me.

before buying? Based on what? Reviews by any chance?

It's an edited pasta that was originally about how having a daughter is the most cucked thing you could do.
There's really only so much you can do to make it not creepy.

I dont read reviews, critic or user. No one knows my tastes better than myself. I generally already know what I'm going to buy well before buying (I very rarely 'browse' for games), or if I'm unsure about something ill pirate/play a demo first, or use steams refund policy

I can't think of a more useless, proverbial leech of a profession than "reviewing"

But real communism was never built, user.

I trust the power of trying before I buy.
Through the power of piracy I haven't bought anything for the last 5 years. Games are shit. Stop playing anything post 7th gen.

weaksauce
doesn't happen irl

ok retard.

Think about all the times you've disagreed with a review, or they state a subjective point as an objective flaw. People are fucking retarded. And there's an infinite amount of variables that will make your opinions different from someone elses. Just look at gameplay and be cautious.

>Thousands of idiots are smarter than a single professional. I dunno what that shit's called... hive mind, noosphere, whatever.
sounds like the kind of shit a group of idiots would come up with to make themselves feel better.

There are good way of detecting shady things done by devs.

i thought redhead genes were recessive, how the fuck did this happen and how to i obtain it?

>People post retarded user reviews
A good user review is just like trying to find a good game, you're not going to go for the open world early access crafting game, just like you're not going to bother taking "I slipped on a banana 10/10 would die carelessly again" seriously

Red hair being a recessive gene is how that works.
The dad has it but it isn't expressed because he also has the black hair gene.
They just had phenomenal luck on the coin flip and got the 50/50 of him passing down red hair every single time.
Alternatively he's not the father, but that's a big assumption.

Far left
2nd from the right
left of 2nd from the right

It's probably on his X chromosome.