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>New regular Switch model with upgraded battery life announced! Same price, launches end of August (Old model: 2.5-6.5 hours, New model: 4.5-9.0 hours)
Also new joycons: twitter.com
>can finally get my daily dose
piccolo isn't orange
You can already get green joycons, but now you can get purples too.
>almost everyone putting them on blast for Joycon drifting
Oh my god, it's nice to see normie Nintendo fans actually start to grow some standards.
So no Switch Pro, then?
Rumors of this also stated higher clock rates for the CPU and more storage space.
The switch now officially has a better battery life than a dualshock 4
This doesn't deconfirm anything
The PS4 relaunched the base model multiple times
They just filed a trademark for Switch Do.
Same switch form factor with updated mariko soc found on the switch lite. RIP hardware exploits (for now)
OR shitch and shich little cucked
There's green already.
How about some fucking decent exclusives and not just shitty ports
In a couple years from now yes
Which is stupid since joycons drift because of stuff getting under the stick and can be fixed with that inexpensive cleaning stuff you use on electronics that comes in the can with the straw thing. Like I get it's bad design and all since the competition don't have this problem with their controllers but holy fuck show some initiative and solve it yourself instead of whining on the internet.
All these retards think they need to disassemble their joy con and replace parts since when they search for drift on google that's the first results they get
You mean like Mario Maker that just came out? Or Marvel Ultimate Alliance that's out tomorrow? Or Fire Emblem next week? Or Astral Chains that's out next month? Or Daemon X Machina? Like those?
Oh let me guess "those are all shit" right?
Is the new model more expensive or same price because old model is discontinued?
Right. Total garbage.
Easy, just buy two sets and mix and match.
>twice the battery life
>fixed joycons
beta testers btfo
>turns out this is the 3RD revision of switch
>There was a small 2nd revision that added half hour of battery
Wtf? My launch model isn't even the second worst switch but the 3RD WORST?!
>fixed joycons
[citation needed]
When will they start releasing Joy-cons with actual differences like a proper D-pad instead of just alternate colours?
Same price. It's just the base Switch with the new Lite internals.
>he's a batterylet
2nd revision chads rise up
At first I felt bad because they announced this as soon as I decided to hack my Switch, then I realized this version will be patched like the others so there's no point. Nice.
I hope it has other hardware improvements besides the battery.
>he's a hacklet
>Do the novelty of controllers sliding on and off
>Completely sleep on the idea of at least some partial controller customization
>The only official D-Pad joycon released only works in handheld mode and lacks some features
Wasted potential.
the joycon drift isn't real, and the "blast" is even less real.
So the only change is better battery life, correct?
>regular now has better battery than lite
lmao what's even the point
>stuff getting under the stick
That's not actually the main source of the issue apparently. Someone figured out that the drift happens because the joycon uses graphite contact pads that get worn down and the particles of graphite start fucking up with the input detection. This unfortunately means that no matter how clean you keep your joycons it's still going to happen sooner or later. But yeah, contact cleaner fixes the issue.
>Launch Day Switches - 2.5-6.0 hours
>Switch Lite - 3.5-7.0 hours
>Revised Switch - 4.5-9.0 hours
>Possibly Fixed Joycons
Okay now with the rumours of a CPU clockspeed increase as well as more built in storage, this is the current definitive switch
Don't hold for the Pro, not just yet, that releases alongside BoTW 2 which might not be in 2020 as predicted by many
With a possible increase of clockspeeds to 1.2GHz, I dont see the switch pro coming in anytime soon, BoTW will finally not go sub-30 in Handheld, while Dockchads get even better performance.
Beta Testers Eternally BTFO
>MORE BATTERY LIFE THAN THE LITE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>no lesbian and realistic ugly people fighitng for the gay rights? it's SHIT LMAO
A Nintendo patent and firmware data mine recently seen a requested small change to the storage and CPU of the switch. So slightly higher clock rates for a bit better performance and maybe 64gb
>the joycon drift isn't real
Please stop being a retard, user.
This is what I actually wanted when the Switch Lite was announced. Nice
this, I got a model that's hackable and will probably pick up the revised model later down the line and hack the first model I got now. On thing that's confusing me is all the anons ITT claiming the revised model fixes the joycons when I see no mention of that whatsoever.
>Hackable beta unit
>Non hackable battery+ unit
I'm fine with my hacked system for now. But when the model 3 is hackable I'll definitely upgrade
IT isn't. 30m+ system sol. you only have 1 youtuber and followers in need of karmafarm to spread it. Most of the "proof" are suspiciously over exited smash players at that. It's purely artificial, children not admitting htey throw their shit on the floor 5 time a day when they lose.
It doesn't even work in handheld controller mode with both cons? I don't think it'd be much different from handheld mode.
Kek
>N-N-NO ITS A CONSPIRACY ITS FAKE ITS NOT REAL SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
Just because you don't use your joycons and haven't noticed anything doesn't meant that it won't happen.
I have 4 joycons and all of them have experienced drift in varying degrees of severity. I have to very carefully clean them whenever the problem shows up again. It's fucking annoying.
NOOO THIS IS WORSE THAN THE PRO BEING A THING WHAT THE FUUUUCK MY SWITCH SUCKS NOW
That's pretty fucking sweet. Glad I waited.
I can upload a webm of my left joycon drifting in Mario maker. Gotta find my camcorder first tho
>this youtuber looking for attention totally took it apart and figured it out and wasn't lying for attention it's a real problem even though 99 cases out of 100 are solved by putting switch cleaner under the pad and letting it dry
Guess Nintendo is trying really hard to not have their Switch be homebrewed easily.
There's no wireless internals or HD rumble. It's just a cheaper but limited use attachment. Down the line there's those unique chunky and funky-looking attachments themed after Daemon x Machina that are presumably the same deal.
>the one joycon that looks like a proper controller split in 2
>doesn't have half the features and you can't even connect them together to make a single controller
What a dissappointment
Wait when did the 2nd revision happen? Is that when they patched the hackable exploit out of the hardware?
So wait, these only work when connected to the Switch?
retard
Retard
yes, around june 2018. If you have a switch from before then it's guaranteed to be hackable no matter what OS version you're on, due to the exploit being hardware level.
Correct, same deal with these.
Yeah, shit doesn't make sense.
Stop being ignorant. Most people who buy a Switch and use their joycons get a drifting analog stick.
That's pretty cool, but I think I will still hold out for a pro version.
>it's a real problem even though 99 cases out of 100 are solved by putting switch cleaner under the pad and letting it dry
>people have to use contact cleaner to solve something that doesn't exist. They just put it on their joycon sticks because they like the smell of alcohol.
Please stop acting like a retard.
So roughly 1 1/2 hours extra of actual game time? Im looking forward to see a comparison battery test. This would be great for emulators and shit.
My OG only gets 3/4 hours. Not lots.
The fuck
I mean I guess it doesn't matter, i'm not taking the joycons off my switch, is it a reasonable price atleast?
>mostly play docked with Pro Controller so none of the improvements mean much to me
Waste your money if you must
I was stupidly lucky then, I got mine with 20% staff discount a month before. I checked my serial number earlier and found it's a hackable switch.
I'm curious to know if this thing will be any good
Man, I kinda like that actually
>slaps in a New3DS tier TN screen to save battery life in your path
Remember guys, it's Nintendo.
If these had gyro and wireless, I'd buy them and rip apart my joycon grip just to use them as a regular controller.
It's bad design but it's not something to cry about. A can of contact cleaner costs ten dollars. It takes ten seconds to use. There is no reason to write angry tweets to nintendo
You didn't see graphite in the Joycon because its NOT THERE.
Same price as the original. The main difference is around a 50% longer battery life.
i don't even want daemon x machina but fuck me that shit looks more comfy than these tiny ass joycons made for small asian man hands
>most
it's hard to quantify that. a lot of people have but it's hard to say that "most" switch owners have this problem. also if you do have any kind of problem with it, you can just send your joycons to nintendo themselves and they'll repair it for you. just gotta call them and give them the serial numbers of the controllers. personally i've taken apart my joycons and customized them myself, no problems.
They're controllers with turbo buttons and another button on the rear. No rumble, gyro, or wireless.
Apparently around ~4,780 yen.
>New model: 4.5-9.0 hours)
Very nice
>2 1/2 more hours if battery
Jesus Christ reeeeeee it's not fair!
>believing random stories on Yea Forums
kys, I know that guy is lying because my dad works for nintendo
>but holy fuck show some initiative and solve it yourself instead of whining on the internet
Even if they didn't want to fix it themselves you can get free repairs if they just sent it in. Nope. I'll complain on social media instead!
All i want is a Switch that doesnt scratch the display when docked or warps the plastic casing
nice GBA feel to those
Maria maker 2 is a literal port from the wii u
But thats FE in a nutshell.
Is it a separate product so that I can guarantee that I'm getting the revised version?
>literally only a better battery
To be fair yes thats nice, but I dont feel like its enough reason to pawn my current and get it just for that alone
Just buy a fucking glass, I got mine for 50 cents
When these are hackable they'll be pretty based.
Underclock for lighter emulation would get you like 9+ hours. Like being on a DS back in the day.
The box is different, look for that
that only fixes the scratching not the heat giving the switch a bent
Fuck I want the revision but don't wanna buy the non tablet parts. And I really want the light because it's smaller and cheaper as a complement to my Hackable OG switch. May be I'll get the lite and wait for the pro instead.
>warps the plastic casing
Brainlet
It's basically just a better version of the original for later adopters. Not really worth paying again to just get more battery. Better off just getting a battery pack.
the on off switches alone make mario maker 2 10x deeper a game than the original, let alone the shitload of other mechanics introduced. the 3d world parts of the game already make it a better game than mario u deluxe and mario maker 1 put together.
no it's not. you have never played a single fire emblem game.
yeah it's really not. i mean if you're just buying a switch now cool, but minor hardware revisions like this that improve battery life are standard fare for a nintendo handheld console. just wait for the switch pro when they remove the bezel and make games load/play faster.
It has a different box than the OG Switch
People are right to complain because this isn't something that should be happening in the first place. Even if you fix it it's just going to happen again after some time.
The revised versions come in an all red box with XKW serial number so you can tell.
>He does it for free
Is the original Switch IPS?
So this is obviously the T214 soc refresh they put in the switch lite.
The FCC filing said a change to the NAND flash on the system too.
You guys think change to ram type or change to storage?
It sucks, yeah, but it's not like their consoles are dying or the PS4 is way too loud kind of problem. If you can fix it for 5-10 bucks it's not a big deal
Well the reasons this has better battery is a new smaller die Tegra X1 which means less heat generated and less power consumption. Also new RAM that's also in the Lite. So if it doesn't get as hot it won't warp as much.
Yes
All of them?
Yea they are pretty bad. Not to mention the ports they do get are the worst versions because the shitch is so underpowered. I’m going to try to sell mine.
>Model number: HAC-001(-01)
>(product serial number begins with “XKW”)
>Approximately 4.5 - 9 hours
NINTENDO WON
Hopefully it's fucking faster. Load times have gotten really fucking bad recently on switch.
2+ hours and faster load times would make me buy a new switch
Or
Nintendo can get their shit together since they charge more for their shitty gimmick controllers than other companies do.
I had the problem with the joycon drifting and I fixed it. People complain about having the same thing happen to them and I let them know how to solve it.
Not my fault you underage redditors are spending your summer spamming negative threads about nintendo because gamefreak cut the pokemon roster
Of couse all of them, what are you stupid? Watch launch reviews if you don't believe me
Exclusives are the least of the Switch's problems. It already has plenty, making it the only worthwhile current console (assuming you have a PC)
>Longer Battery life than the Lite
Did they just invalidate the liet thanks to this?
How can I serial number snipe in game stores?
Shit, I bought mine in june/early july 2018, how do I know if I have the first or 2nd gen?
>Want to play Three Houses
>The new Switches aren't coming for months
Stupid Nintendo
I don't understand why the switch wasn't designed with proper handles like this in the first place. joycons suck
I always play docked and with other controllers than joycons so idk unless the CPU has changed or has other effects on games than battery life
>get new, long lasting battery
>slap that shit into my old Switch
THINK FAST
FUCK THE SYSTEM
aka New unhackable switch
the on off switches alone make mario maker 2 10x deeper a game than the original, let alone the shitload of other mechanics introduced. the 3d world parts of the game already make it a better game than mario u deluxe and mario maker 1 put together.
no it's not. you have never played a single fire emblem game.
yeah it's really not. i mean if you're just buying a switch now cool, but minor hardware revisions like this that improve battery life are standard fare for a nintendo handheld console. just wait for the switch pro when they remove the bezel and make games load/play faster.
I really dont care about the battery life, since its always hooked up anyway, but where the actual fuck does it say the Joycons are fixed, because they still arent.
+ this Switch is unhackable for the moment
Mine is hacked, so I wont upgrade. Free games are better
Just tell them you want a new model red box version. Simple. They don't give a fuck they just want you to buy something.
My dad works for nintendo too and he said that guy is super legit
Literally me
I'll try to find a hackable Switch and if I find one I'll buy it, if not I'll just wait for a couple of months and just buy the new Switch
Kewl : hopefully it comes with better performances as well.
So basicly if you already bought one and you play mostly in docked mode, its no use to buy it.
Will probably buy the "pro" when it comes out, as long as there is some deal to get it cheaper when trading in your old one or something, like they did with the 3DS.
thanks for beta testing nintentards
The battery lasts longer because of lower-power hardware revisions like more efficient RAM.
It's not the battery retard, it's a new processor die that's smaller and drains less power
Nothing to do with the battery. It's the more efficient new Lite ram and X1 chip that's lower energy components.
kek
The battery is the same. The new Switch is just more efficient.
So what's the catch?
I highly doubt a change in CPU does everything, they're probably using a shitty screen
Sort of makes the Lite less appealing, but I think I'll still get it. Have no desire to play Switch games on a television and I like the look and price of the Lite.
Purple and orange joycons will release alongside LM3. Halloween colors.
>thanks for beta testing nintentards
Original models are hackable. Have fun with your nurtured console. Cuck.
how do i recognize these new models from the day 1 ones?
Does Gamestop allow mass serial number checking?
I don't want to pester salespeople
This, it's because they shrinked the hardware and bought more efficient parts.
There was a patent filed about changing the storage too. So possibly more internal storage BUT possibly faster speeds too. So faster load times. That isn't something ninty would typically put on their website
So we'll know more when people get their hands on the model. But it's possible that it can run at slightly higher clock speeds with altered storage etc multiple few tweaks
>can't pirate gaymes
Who cares.
Mario maker 2 is also on PC tho
Is this the best its going to be ? I mean there propably will be no Switch "Pro" and it would be really stupid to release one after the next Xbox and PS are out.
So it launches next month?
My roommate's PS4 was super fucking loud. Turns out the fan on the inside was just loaded with dust - you just gotta take it apart and clean it out.
you're delusional if you think these new models and the lite won't be hacked asap
>Announced the Switch Lite a week ago
>This happens
Are they trying to ruin themselves?
A RED BOX
THE BOX IS RED
RED. BOX.
They aren't out until end of August.
Load times and frame rate on a game like fractured but whole being so bad piss me the fuck off
the packaging is different
the serial number on these models is "XKW" rather than "XAW"
Mine's in the green, that means I have the bad battery, but can hack it?
inb4 the Switch Pro shows up at November
the actual second revision has been out for over a year and hasn't made any progress being hacked.
youtube.com
True 9 hour battery
The last revision hasn’t been hacked since June 2018 when they were release, my dude.
if it's in the green then it absolutely is hackable.
>new joycons
>they still drift 2 months after use
I REALLY WANT ONE BUT I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO BUY A SWITCH
I HAVEN'T PAID FULL PRICE FOR VIDEOGAMES SINCE LIKE 2010
any switches in stores these days won't be hackable, sorry
You can hack it if the firmware is low enough I'm not sure what's the minimum version though.
This doesn't seem fair for unrefreshed switch owners...
I was unaware. That's actually pretty disheartening. Maybe the lite and this new revision will reinvigorate the hacking scene
Yes? Can you play my level then, emulator faggot?
Just emulate the switch
Thanks for beta testing so everyone else gets superior Nintendo Switch XKW with 4.5 to 9 hours of battery life
Those are all shit. Astral chain looks like it runs 20fps at 240p. It looks like a early gen PS3 game. You can tell its gonna be 4-6 hours long as well. Enjoy your shitty games though. Enjoy playing them with drifting analog sticks faggot.
None of the switches shipped since Jan 2019 have low enough fw
Friendly reminder that if you buy a second switch purely for slightly better battery life you're actually retarded.
Might get the Purple and Yellow plates, I love that color combo
I dont really care too much about a better battery life since the longest period of time I'd be playing it without a charger is 1.5 hours?
>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be see playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to all agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.
MODEL 1 USERS ITS TIME TO RISE UP!
I'll keep my free 80 games.
It's physically larger so it has more space for a battery
>20fps at 240p
This is how to out yourself as a retard.
Congrats.
I don't live in burgerland so I think I should try
SEETHING! KEK!
Enjoy begging for Astral Chains to become multiplat for years like Bayo 2!
So it doesn't upgrade anything besides battery life?
I mean that's nice but I almost exclusively use mine docked, and when I'm not I rarely use it for more than an hour anyway.
Not really because
>fun games
yeah while you dwell in your basement with welfare and fix a shitty controller up. sure showed them user!
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
Are snoyfags really using their own SEETHING delusions as an"argument" now?
I never thought a group of people could become this pathetic, but I also never owned a playstation to turn me into a tranny.
>tfw birthday in August
Nice. I'll buy the Switch in August and get showered in games 2 weeks later.
>MODEL 1 USERS ITS TIME TO HACK UP!
Fixed that for you.
Switch, just like pc, are irredeemable pieces of shit with no exclusives and shitty, poor ports.
PS4 is the only gaming platform worth owning.
>But muh superior Nippon artstyle!
Pathetic
>end of August
Worldwide or in Japan?
Do they at least have gyro?
Yes I can
tinfoil.io
>PS4 is the only gaming platform worth owning.
This.
Any game not on PS4 is shit!
SHIT!
>buy hardware revision of switch
>still joycon drift
OH NO NO NO NO
haha utr so epic bro what nice epic shitposting haha
>PS4
it's already a legacy system, with 0 games released in 2019. The fuck are you smocking?
bayo2 is emulatorable. It's shit regardless. Astral cuckarinos isn't even worth pirating
When and how do you know it will be hackable?
It's not very fun to pay $60 for a game I already played 3 years ago elsewhere.
god i fucking hope so
day 1
>cries about objectively measurable things
>SEETHS when called out
Yep, that's a retard.
there need to be more matte black handhelds. That thing looks sick
>not great, not terrible
The switch hack was patched out last year in Model 2 switches. You somehow think they'll un-patch their hack patch? What?
>Uses see thing unironically when called out on his nip game having early last gen textures,models and resolution
Pathetic
>nonportable Switch with better battery life than the portable Switch
Is this Nintendos fucking tactic for keeping the fucking switch at $300 forever? Just keep adding slight performance tweaks to justify never dropping the price?
nah Lite is for kids and stuff
>he says when the biggest thread on steam for bayonetta is literally thousands of posts portbegging
steamcommunity.com
LOL, nice try.
yes
based celentano
>ugh joy con drift isn't an issue you entitled racistic swine ugh ugh ugh
The fact that people experience a common problem this early with the controller means that something went wrong.
The joycon is faulty from a design standpoint, be it graphite wear or dust getting in and fucking shit up.
I still use an Xbox 360 controller for my PC games and that thing is like 5, 6 years old now? Still works perfectly fine. Meanwhile my left, 1-year old joycon suffers from up and down drifting, which is annoying in games like Mario maker, believe it or not.
next e3 i feel it
>Non portable
Oh so you're retarded.
>he SEETHS so much he forgot that 240p and 20fps are measurable things we know he lied about
The only thing pathetic here is you trying to post.
Maybe learn what words mean before posting stuff you don't understand.
Will they replace the retarded screen coating that is extremely reflective and makes screen look grey with something more reasonable?
The overall design, ergonomics and engineering of switch is just shit. Probably most of the rnd budget went into this dumb ass gimmick of switching.
Horrible flimsy sticks and shitty buttons and its way too big. How the fuck is it selling so well.
Time to get my daily dose
It's real, went throuhg 3 left joycons and it fucking sucks
>t. day 1 switch owner
They are making mad profit on that thing. It probably costs 50$ to manufacture.
Yea using Mario maker and astral chain isn’t helping your argument. One is a Wii U port with a couple of upgrades and astral chain looks like total shit. You can watch the gameplay on YouTube. It looks horrible. Deon x machine looks like a ps2 game and fire emblem looks like an early 90s rpg. At some point you have to realize that just because something is exclusive doesn’t mean it’s not trash.
Switch Lite is 200$
Buyfags rejoice! Switch lite fags BTFO!
>Halloween colored joycons
I love the purple and orange ones.
>cpu not any faster
>exploit patched
No thanks, I use my Switch in docked only pretty much so couldn't care less about battery.
>PS2 and early 90s RPGs
>bad
FPS babby detected.
>You can watch the gameplay on YouTube. It looks horrible
Just because it is a switch exclusive doesn't mean snoyfags like you have to pretend it sucks.
It really makes you look like children.
>Muh graffix muh graffix muh graffix
You have to be 18 to post here
Wait, can't you just get a new batery for the switch or are they unswitchable
is this the Switch 'Pro'?
I usually only play portable mode for 2 hours tops, so this revision doesn't really do much for me.
It has the same battery as the original but the updated more power efficient hardware of the Lite, this revision was confirmed weeks ago and a huge boost in battery life was to be expected
Uh huh... And?
You can, but pretty sure there is no bigger after market battery available to get.
It's just one guy who keeps going around spamming this in switch threads to derail.
new SoC gives it better battery life
>buying the version for people with no friends
nintendo is designed for multiplayer banter
>get this Switch refresh next month
>or wait another year for the possibility of a Switch Pro
What do?
I still haven't played BotW, and there's a couple other games I'd like to play on it. But the games I'm most interested in (Bayo 3 and Prime 4) are still a ways away.
>design a new stationary switch
>call it Switch Do
>it don't
What the hell are they up to?
>still the same X1 tegra shit just shrunk to 12 or 16 nm node
Why
I guess that puts the "Switch lite's new hardware can't handle docking" argument to rest.
So will it have better performance or just some adjustments for better batery usage?
Emulate BOTW on Cemu.
Emulate BotW and keep waiting
I'm in the same boat. I'm waiting as long as possible. You can play BotW on other platforms, and there's not enough real Switch exclusives to justify buying it right now.
>Switch is a mid-gen refresh of the wii u
>Switch gets a refresh a year later to fix hardware exploit
>Switch getting another refresh
Is Nintendo run by Intel? They keep refreshing and refreshing
>Will the cheaper model be able to use the dock?
>Yes
Lie. Fuck off with this fan faction.
just better power usage, it's still the same shit nvidia chip just shrunk
Etika died for this. Switch owners eternally btfo.
>Still 2014 underpowered tegra x1
Is this a joke? Where's the new nintendo switch?
I wonder why they didn't go with the complementary colours
>5.5 hour battery life for BotW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK Guess I'm getting a second Switch.
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
It's a cheap alternative for poorfags and parents to buy for their kids. How is having more options a bad thing?
Don't you mean waitfags rejoice?
Is it "do" or ど?
Do you have to play while watching a black bull fuck your wife or what?
Why are snoyfags so obsessed with being cucked by niggers?
We get it, you own a playstation, now fuck off with your so(n)y fetish
>uuuhhh uuhhh
Stop drooling all over your keyboard. He said 300$ is too much and I said the Lite version is cheaper.
>9 hours if you play NES roms war the lowest brightness with communications turned off and a portable power brick connected. If you play Zelda it's three hours.
Wow, impressive!
If only we could just upgrade the existing battery in the current Switch. Battery packs I guess but they are quite cumbersome.
>sell old switch
>get pro switch at discount
Yeah they sure showed me
Why not make a system transfer and sell your old Switch?
A different manufacturing process means that they can do the same processing with less voltage and thus less head.
It's the same thing they did with the 360 to fix the RROD issues, but in this case it just means more energy efficiency so longer battery life with the same battery
>no performance upgrade
Guess i’m selling my Switch to my brother who wanted one exclusively for dock Smash play.
Would it make a difference? It also clearly isn't this. There's no thread about it by the way.
buy one for online
pirate the old version
Based retard
How long does the ps4 last on the go oh wait
I'm sure they'll make individual versions of both , but still good point.
I'm a bit disappointed by the apparent shade of purple they chose there though. The darker blue is nice, but I think the purple should be more violet, the current looks to have too much red in it
I didn’t say ps2 was bad, but I can buy those games for 5-10 bucks and I already own a good amount of them. If I’m paying 300$ for a handheld and 60$ for a game I want current generation standards. I know you’re too emotionally invested in defending your purchase to think objectively but you’re basically Nintendo’s bitch. Not a good look for an adult.
You know that I'll just hack my old Switch, buy the Pro, get an additional dock and a new pair of joycons. All for the price of whatever the Pro is, right?
Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. Docks and joycons are fucking expensive on their own too.
>I know you’re too emotionally invested in defending your purchase to think objectively but you’re basically Nintendo’s bitch. Not a good look for an adult.
>he unironically says after SEETHING and lying about Nintendo for hours
LOL, snoyfags really always project their shit.
I'll buy it when it's hacked and can be "over"clocked higher than the regular Switch. So probably in a few years or never.
How many current gen looking games does the Switch have? Oh wait.
Just because it has a Japanese art style doesn’t make it a quality game. I’m assuming you’ve watched the gameplay. Tell me in your own words why you think it looks good? What about the gameplay ales is compelling to you?
Nice now i have a excuse to try out yuzu for the first time, thanks user
>Why
Better battery life.
Both which you can do with the current switch already
>Visiting video game forums past the year 2013
Yikes!
>he still tries to ignore when he was called out for being a retard
LOL, snoyfags really are pathetic cucks.
Now show me where you saw 240p and 20fps.
>spice orange joycons but the purple isn't atomic
Why do people care so much about graphics?
>my joycons don’t drift so it’s fake
Fuck you
>he doesn't know
It was filed in Isreal
And I have. But if the new one could do it better..
Weapons switching through dual stick action gameplay and "catching" enemies looks innovative and interesting.
How did it look bad?
Bayonetta is shit
Switch is already next gen enjoy your walking simulators
Because a lot of Switch games look worse than they should and often have poor framerates in handheld mode.
>on the go
Imagine being an adult that carries around a toy in public
>new switch revision
>New joycons
>Luigi's mansion 3 release date
Couldn't they have put a Direct together?
That’s the charge port, retard. They already said that it won’t, so why would they lie about that? You’re going to play the Switch on your tv while it’s literally in a dock?
>How did it look bad?
The switch costs as much as other consoles and yet is over twice as under powered as other consoles, this is unacceptable.
>imagine being an adult that plays so(n)ystation
FTFY
it's gonna be weird if by the end of life of switch we get some remastered/patched versions of games that came in the first year or so. Like the x-enhanced games of xbox.
HAHAHAHAHA BASED INCEL!
>current generation standards
But those are fucking horibble and soulless. Just wait for emulation if you care about performance/money that much.
>your purchase
I don't even own a Switch yet. I was waiting for a revision with better battery life.
The other consoles have also been out 3x longer and have had multiple price cuts.
The switch after 2 years costs far less than Xbone and PS4 cost when they were on the market for 2 years.
Anyone with an existing switch is fine, I see no real reason to upgrade. In fact those hackable ones are best of all. It was obvious the 2nd revision was primary to fix an ex hardware exploit, and now that those are hackable were onto the 3rd. Minor battery life upgrades not withstanding, it isn't a big deal and just comes with the hardware revision for the Lite.
The big issue will be a Switch 2.0 or Pro etc...coming later, but for now no need to freak out. Also ANY exclusive by contract is a bad thing. PC users who want the best of both worlds , continue to donate to Yuzu which is making great progress especially for a current gen emu.
So faster storage?
I was hoping for a change from lpDDR4 to DDR4X ram for faster clock speeds and even more power saving
But but but.... You can play Pokemon and Mario in public and on the bus to a Mexican or nigger steals it! Fucking based Nintendo!
that's nice and all but Xeno X port for the Switch when
>Switch is already next gen
Just stop
probably nvidia want's to stop making those 5 year old chips
Yea seething cope whatever, you’re a literal drone and I haven’t owned a console since ps3.
Were you turned retarded or why can't you reply like a normal person?
>I'm a bit disappointed by the apparent shade of purple
I'm not. I love that dark purple color.
Get the PC emulated version in 4k/60 fps
>donate
dilate
i will never pay for emulation
I mean wiiu was in the same gen as ps4 and xbone so switch would be next gen with eventual ps5 and scarlett
>Snoyfags turn so mentally ill from SEETHING everyday for two years they can't even comprehend how to respond to anybody not sucking sony dick.
I purchased a Switch with a free £30 eShop code for £280 yesterday. Should I return it and wait for the new one?
Unnecessary. Play on Cemu. We don't need more ports of WiiU titles brought over to Switch and sold for full price, with some tiny new feature
>Orange
Holy fucking god, finally.
>Oh fuck I can't justify my bad decisions and choices in games so I'll attack him directly
Heh, pathetic
If we’re strictly talking timeline, then sure.
Oh NOW they fucking release a switch with a massive improved battery. Fucking hell
Sort of, the CPU we knew could handle docking if they wanted to. They just didn't have as much room inside a smaller chassis for the same cooling system (the massive heat pipe and the fan)
Laughed out loud at this
Ok we’re done here.
>He says while pretending a meme is a valid response to anything
Thanks for confirming everybody who thinks Astral Chain looks bad is retarded.
Good job!
Return it and wait for the revision or buy a cheap older unit that you can hack
Then wait longer. Donating just lets them work on it full time and the damn thing is open source so everyone benefits . Don't be a shekel-miser Mr shekelstine , contribute to open source development!
>and yet is over 6x as under powered as other consoles
fixed.
Which model? If you can hack it and mostly play docked anyways I'd keep it, m88.
>user replies with actual content
>snoyfag replies with niggerbook memes and reaction images because he can't explain what looks so bad about the gameplay
>tranny reduced to memes from 2014
LOL, snoyfags really are pathetic.
is there a source for OP's claim cause I don't see shit
I’m on pc exclusively but stay mad and keep deflecting. BING BING WAHOO 1UP
>Confusing the consumer even more
Placing my bet now it's just a larger capacity battery and nintendo could have done it in the first place.
Is it? If so that's even more retarded, fuck Nintendo.
Imagine playing xenoblade chronicles 2 at a real resolution on great 2017+ hardaware.
It'll be a near 2 month wait probably but I'd say yes.
2+ hours of extra battery is good shit. And exactly what the Switch needs. 3 hours isn't enough.
kys
>Imagine playing xenoblade chronicles 2 at a real resolution on great 2017+ hardaware.
Maybe if you want everybody to wear a burka and turn Morag into a tranny to please your commiefornie overlords.
>has better battery life than Lite, while still having everything intact
Huh?
>never undock my Switch anyway
Gee, so happy with this upgrade. Can't wait to play the new Fire Emblem that looks like complete ass.
>Halloween colors
Nice
Sony is for spics and niggers. I'm PC only you cuckarino
user, you already have 2 years worth of games, 2 weeks are just the cherry on the top of the cake.
Happy birthday in advance :3
they are always reduced to that when people point out their "IT DOESN'T COUNT"-meme is not a valid reply to switch exclusives.
>$200 for an unhackable shitch that lasts 3 more hours
>shitty, outdated hardware and graphics are the price we pay for no censorship!!!!
Stockholm syndrome, much? You could have both if Nintendo decided not to underperform for once.
pretty sure the switch has no room for a larger battery and battery technology hasn't evolved at all in the last 3 years to increase the capacity without increasing battery size
Read the thread you lazy nigger.
So a poorfag portbegger, doesn't make your lack of intelligence any better.
Literally the official nintendo web page linked in the OP.
>ACKSHUALLY, I'm a proud PC Master Race Aryan!
that is not an argument
I'd kill for a switch with fast charge like my phone.
I can get a charge from 0-90% in like 45 minutes on my phone. The switch is like 1:1 charge. 3 hours charge for 3 hours battery life.
>angry beta testers itt
when will they learn?
You do realize other console controllers also has drifting issues, right? And they start happening just after a few months of use instead of a few years?
I didn’t even make that assertion, retard. You understand more than one person can reply to you? Try to follow along before lashing out. You embarrass yourself.
>tfw I bought the gen 1 switch a year after release
>1 year later they release the same switch but with a buffed up battery
I fucking hate scummy shit like this.
>Switch refresh
Who gives a fuck about longer battery life and better hacking protections? I keep my docked exclusively.
Wake me if its' performance suddenly exceeds the PS4Pro/Xbox One X.
The Switch has roughly double the average phone battery already and is running thirstier hardware besides.
What's wrong with that? Both the PS4 and xbone have multiple hardware revisions as well
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHA
NINTENDIES DABBED ON TWICE IN THE SAME MONTH
Why didn't you respond to the other user?
Running away?
> yea who cares about graphics!
Their controllers have orders of magnitude longer battery lives though. Have you seen the battery life of a switch pro vs a dual shock 4?
>Want Blue/Orange
>Have to buy two sets to get that
Fucking Nintendo.
Model 1 = Hacker chads
Model 2 = Beta fucks
Model 3 = Battery Chads
Reply to this if you aren't a Model 2, bitch!
Probably even whatever is the next nintendo console years from now won't exceed base ps4/xbox one performances, let's get real for a moment.
Thanks, I'll down a shot in your name,lad.
>still haven't played BotW
>BotW is on the horizon
Feels good man.
Mighty fine PS1 game you got there, pardna'!
>Says I lack intelligence
>Buys consoles
>Pays for kid games
>Buys nintengoy shit
>haha they got two new models, what a catastrophic defeat
>I’m not mad
It hurts user, it hurts so much.
it's the nintendo cicle all over again
Glad I stopped on DS
He's talking about charge time, not battery life.
People forget that by now, there are 6 different versons of the ps4.
But I guess it's okay if sony does it.
>botw get a fucking 2 hour 30 minute boost with the new model
Holy fuck
>Who gives a fuck about this
People who DONT run their switches exclusively docked? Which is about 80% of switch owners.
Here is your Switch "pro"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Try as you may, you will never be better than me.
Oh goodie, I can go back to sleep then. Kept waking up last night from the sounds of my own moaning.
He's still comparing the charge and discharge time of incomparable hardware and batteries.
somehow that literally doesn't fit
at all.
How weird, almost like you are a retard trying to move the goalposts and evade after being called out.
*BotW 2 is on the horizon
Oops
The PS4 wasn't in desperate need of a hardware revision on day one.
this. I want orange and blue
I wasn't aware that Mario Maker on the Wii U had slopes, infinite mode, multiplayer, on/off switches, new abilities, 3d World etc
Fuck you nigger. Aryan Master race all day,everyday. Go jack off to video game waifus because the switch is having ANOTHER dry spell
1488
Fuck Sony,MS,nintencum,apple,Google,etc
>Which is about 80% of switch owners
Kek, the Lite is a Pokemon/Animal Crossing machine. It will sell plenty.
>no games portable
>mfw I kept telling people to either get a model 1 used or wait for the model 3 but they didn't listen and now they are mad about it
Yeah, for the sake of highlighting how long it takes the Switch to charge. Nothing in your response indicates why the Switch can't have a "fast" charge like some phones have these days.
It really fucking was, especially the ps4 pro was a giant piece of loud shit for the first version..
It has been in desperate need of games since day one
>more battery life
>no mention of new/stronger wi-fi card
yawn.
lmaoing @ Geralts ponytail
attempting to cover up his bald spot
Bitch please hue
switch s trying surviving hard with Vita ports.
>Still using Tegra 1
For fucks sake
>Buying games and consoles is intelligent and a good decision as a adult
Cringe my dude
yes two models which makes their current one redundant
show a game good as mario odyssey on this piece of shit.
>It really fucking was
No, it wasn't. No one was complaining about the base PS4 being underpowered on release.
Nice, that has nothing to do with what we're discussing.
Yes it was. Even today it still has airflow issues and people feel the need to drill out air holes or attach external fans.
imagine the smell
>No, it wasn't. No one was complaining about the base PS4 being underpowered on release.
People were fucking hyped for the pro so games like bloodborne would stop running at 24 fps.
Accidentally a hacker chad I guess
Got my B-Day in August too, mate! Wonder what I should get for the day...
He's comparing it to weaker hardware on smaller batteries¸which obviously will fill faster and discharge slower.
Furthermore, phones are considered a disposable commodity these days- fast charging shortens the usable life of the battery. For a phone you will replace on contract within 1.5 years this doesn't matter, but for a console that you will hang onto 5+ years it becomes a fire hazard.
Not him, but you can pair up joy-cons to it
>He doesn't remember all the threads about how hot and loud it was at release
You don't remember the thermal imaging videos? The decibel tests?
>expecting Nintendo to surprise everyone with a better Switch so FE wouldn't look like complete shit
>get this instead
That's because fromcuckware are shitty devs and can't optimize
Only reason why I would buy it would be to play Persona 4 Golden, there are literally no other games of worth on it that hasn't been ported to the PS4, PC or Switch.
Do the homebrew hacks on that come with a cheat program like the PSP did?
>looks like a PS2 game being emulated on 100$ Android phone
The people that were getting the lite probably still are, the price and extra portability are the main drives.
How to tell?
>He had a wobbly PS4
Hahahaha
Are you under the impression minor revisions haven't existed since the dawn of consoles? The PS1 had like 5 revisions before the PS One was even a thing. PS2 had like 3 before slim and 3 after. 360 had 3 or 4 before slim. This is not uncommon.
Do the Joycon sticks look different or is it just me?
Nice. I’ll get this model and transfer all my old data to it. Then I can have one “clean” Switch and another hacked Switch. Pretty good.
See
>mfw already have RGBY joycons
>mfw can now make a joycon rainbow
On one level, I'm kinda tempted, on the other, just how many games are there out there that have more than 4 player MP with joycons?
The refresh is nice, though I'm going to wait for the eventual Pro since my existing Switch was manufactured before the bootrom was patched.
You are obviously under 13.
HACKERCHADS RISE UP
I want that so bad!
Psp is the closest example. With the 1000/2000/3000 models of the standard psp. Each slightly altered battery/screen components
at best its like that new xbox slim that was like 2% faster over the launch model. Dont expect anything noticeably better
Of course they had to bring a new switch model with "who cares" improvements.
The way to hack the current model is hardware related, so they had to bring a revision So that people cannot hack it anymore.
can't wait for the "only for this shittch version" games
>no fucking games unless you're a hardcore weeb
>fucking awful stick placement
>tiny as fuck buttons and no L2/R2
>retarded design choices such as rear touchpad, dual cameras and 3G when it was already going out the door
>address virtually none of the issues with the revision all the while making the screen WORSE
>proprietary and grossly overpriced memory cards
The only things this thing has over the Switch is that it's NOW easily hackable and that it actually fits in pockets. Never in my life have I seen a handheld that is WORSE than its predecessor in nearly every way.
Drift actually happened to me. I had to buy new joycons because of it
Statisticly you are since you bought and play games on the switch, kiddo...
Yuck
Lite can't output video, you can pair joy cons to it
>tfw revision one brainlet
>there was a quiet second revision last June I didnt even know about so my switch is the worst one
WHAT THE FUCK BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
XAW10019... is bad battery but good hacking, right?
I already have the best one (with fusee gilee exploit), thanks.
Frobisher says you're just wrong.
It's actually caused by the sensor literally being designed to destroy itself.
>Statisticly you are since you bought and play games on the switch, kiddo...
>average age for a switch user is around 30
Yikes, imagine having your percious "argument" raped with no effort.
Yep. Hacker Chad. Welcome to the club. Slap some homebrew on that. You can play GB/NES/GBA/SNES/NEO GEO/MD(Genesis)/GG/NGPC/WS/VB/PS1/N64/PSP
Enjoy.
I have the Zelda one. It's made by Hori and the d pad is actually amazing.
There is a handheld with no joystick drift
>buying consoles at launch
>Average switch and is 30
And people say the flouride in the water and all this onions on the food has no negative effects on men
Gross. Ban Jews.
>And no games
Fixed that for you nigger or spic
>the classic outfit wario colored joycons
don't do this to me nintendo
I only care about a switch refresh if the hardware is more powerful and/or the price of the flagship model goes down. Otherwise it's just a way to make news about nothing.
>Had a model 1 several months ago but had to sell it off because of financial problems.
>Buy another switch and get a model 3.
This is what I get for being a fucking cuck enough to buy another one of these things. I'm feeling like a strong 7/10 regret when it comes to now buying another one. I should have educated myself on hackable switch models before buying another one right from a retailer. God damn it.
Try 40, bitch boi. But don't worry your tranny little head, I game on my PC & PS4P as well. Though I do have a certain fondness for PS3 & PS2 titles, too.
...Saturn, too?
>just wait for the switch pro
It's also only $40 more expensive, making the light even more useless
>40
>Still plays games
>Calls me a tranny
>Probably has blacked tranny porn in another tab
lol. Enjoy your retro (((Vidya))) in the cukshed
Cause it has a bigger, more efficient battery dipshit. Bigger things tend to have better battery life that smaller things.
>40
>Posts on 4channel still
>Works minimum wage job
>No wife or kids
>Plays games for kids on a kiddy console
Yuck
Cope
Wouldn't it be better to get a switch pro when it comes?
yaba is very shitty even with maximum overclocking and there is no way in hell beetle saturn would run even if it was ported
so the new joycons will be able to be bought separately right? I'll buy a new set if they don't drift
Cope with your family being deported paco
>has blacked tranny porn in another tab
Nice projecting. Thought of that by looking at your own tabs I take it.
As far as gaming when 40, you're now obviously a girl, as only women would bitch about that.
Anybody still intend to go to a switch lite. Since you can't transfer your saves without online and even then only certain games. With nintendo's transfer limits moving back to dock mode isn't trivial. I was thinking of getting a lite but now the revision just makes more sense.
Seething lmao
and yet still far better than you who plays tranny games on the playshitstation whore
>switch pro
>implying you get to leave and won't be shitposting on your deathbed
lol
Try retired and independently comfortable for the rest of my life, even if the American markets crash.
Does it fix the warping? Because my Switch warped.
>Calls me a tranny
>I'm the one projecting when I throw it back at him
Nice try but your a gay faggot
Fuck. Looks like I'm modding an AR and burning discs then.
>Seething
Reddit memes are allowed here now?
it probably won't heat up as much since the cpu is more efficient
make sure you get a satiator once it comes out unless you like replacing cd lasers
Ahahhahahahahahahahha!
>Shantae and Geno colors
Speaking of reddit, nice reddit spacing retard.
pls respond
>Reddit spacing boogieman
Hahahaha oh wow
reach and cope harder
Dilate harder, redditranny.
I’m buying a switch for UA3 am I gonna get fucked or can i just buy these new joy cons separately and they will work the same
Take that back nibba.
this is what the joycons should have been in the first place, but nintendo is fucking retarded.
Eh, grab it
Look for good prices tho, I very rarely dish out the full price and always find a shop that sells the games for like 5-15 bucks less than the standard price
underrated
>Calls someone reddit, gets exposed as a redditor.
>B-Bogieman
OH NO NO NO HA HA HAHAHA
Exactly what I expected. "Switch Pro" isn't happening. They're using the process shrink purely to extend battery life.
I just got the switch 2 weeks ago. I thought I waited long enough, especially after E3 and Lite and there was no revision or Pro
Fuck
probably? pic in shows them in boxes so I imagine you can get them seperate
So reddit spacing is alright now? fuck off and dilate redditrannys
Bruh look at this dood
*dabs*
can't you return it ?
They already confirmed there would be no pro version this year, there may be in future years though who knows.
Is there a new exploit beyond the initial paperclip one from 2 fucking years ago?
Those that got shafted were the ones that didn't buy Switch early enough to hack it but too soon for acceptable battery life.
>that inexpensive cleaning stuff you use on electronics that comes in the can with the straw thing
It's called air user. it's literally a can of air.
Nah, ebay. I got lucky and found a brand new one for 200 bucks. Guess I wasn't lucky after all
why do graphics only not matter for nintendo?
That's neat but I hardly ever play in handheld mode so this doesn't affect me. I'll just wait for the pro to come out.
so this thing only has better battery life? I wanted to buy one but wondering if I should wait until this releases or just buy the regular one now
there's a 4.1.0 and I think 7.1.0 exploit
Graphics haven't mattered on any platform since 2007.
If anything they're a hinderance, bloating art departments larger than is sustainable for anything but EA and Activision budgets.
There's a reason midbudget studios have all been shuttered or bought out.
It's much easier if you just use folded tinfoil with some tape. I heard the paperclip is riskier.
My right Joy-Con drifts, but it's a blessing in disguise because I set it up for homebrew and now I never have to remove it from the Switch. I already have a Pro Controller I use for certain games and navigation and I have another set of Joy-Cons if I ever want to go back and play other games like Super Mario Odyssey. If a Switch Pro comes out, I can keep my old Switch as a dedicated homebrew device and have the power benefits of the new one.
I think they'll be out rather soon, you could maybe wait until black friday and maybe get a deal, I'd wait personally user and get the updated version.
same here bro, even bought it first-hand
how can I achieve peace of mind now?
>can't transfer saves
>Graphics haven't mattered on any platform since 2007.
could have fooled me from how any minor graphical downgrade or framerate issue in a non-nintendo game gets shitposted to the extreme on here.
not to mention all the pc lards who obsess over graphical benchmarks and settings rather than actually playing games.
It's the same price between both so you might as well just wait until this one succeeds the regular model.
yeah you're going to have to have a nice employee who will let you do the system transfer just like with the 3DS before it.
Framerate is a different matter. If your game isn't optimized to run at 60fps or better then it's shit.
well the revision's only improvement is battery life, not performance so I guess you can just stay put until a new model
Still getting a Lite.
Here's your Switch Pro, Bro.
>The very existence of the Nintendo Switch has reduced this third world SNOY fanshitter to a stuttering asspained wreck
Based Nintendo
...except when nintendo does it, then 20fps is acceptable because "MUH PORTABILITY."
man, I feel so bad for early adopters
>true portable version coming
>refresh model coming
>meanwhile, early adopters have shit battery and minor frame issues
thanks
No, still shit.
There's a reason most people leave their switchis in the dock.
I just got mine one week ago after waiting through E3 and shit. Imagine
Early adopters have also played it for 2+ years while you were here shitposting so
This is only because the original one can be paperclipped. Had that not happened, I don't think they'd be doing anything until the Switch Lite / Switch Pro.
Hold the fuck up, it has a better battery life than Lite. So what's the fucking point of the Lite version?
>BUT MUH PORTABILITY
The regular is still portable, get fucked
I'd like a better battery but I also played it for the last two years and put hundreds and hundreds of hours into the games I have
$100 less and its one solid unit, some people just want a handheld
They keep fucking getting away with it because you fucking basedtendo swimps keep encouraging them by feeding money to their corporate miss practises while they laugh all the way to the bank.
nigga, I don't care about playing shit right away. I didn't get my ps3 until 2 years ago, which gives me a full backlog of rich titles to play through.
>all those dead multiplayer games
Not being an early adopter post the PS2/Xbox/GC generation is a meme.