Is it a failure?

It's based on League of Legends™ which, as we all know, is the best game ever made and so much more complex than shitty dota

Yes. I'm hoping for a combination of the two where you only play on the same board once it's 1v1

WTF I LOVE CALIFORNIA NOW???!?!?!!!

Where can I pre-order this loot chest you speak of? Nowhere. Because you made it up.