Autistic things you do while playing videogames

Playing as a stronk buff male and self inserting yourself even though you are either incredibly overweight or sickly thin and you cant even open a bottle of soda without straining your entire body is.

W-will I passable...?

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Is it autistic that one of the biggest reasons I got fit is because I wanted to "deserve" playing buff video game characters?

Trannies will never pass, never reproduce, will bald like men if they manage to survive to old age, and will never EVER be real women.

Only circus freaks, drugged up cultists from some sci-fi dystopia.

Absolutely not. You are a chad who also happens to have mild autism. But it doesn't really matter because you are a chad.

is that the one weeb youtube guy

why would you need to cope with being male.
wanting to be female is like wanting a downgrade in society.

i'm black but if i was white i wouldn't want to be black because white privilege is very real outside of memes

Actually being female is easier nowadays...

no it's not
>guys just want to always get in your pants
>your always sexualised
>you get monthly cramps followed by blood between your legs
> your opinion is respected less
> your pay is less
>first time sex is usually painful for females with their hymen intact
> you have to carry a baby in you for 6 months then shit on a table in pain to push it out
> your genitals are forever wrecked after giving birth

No.

All of those points are fucking wrong or can be avoided entirely if you are not dumb / a whore. Go fuck yourself.

>play minecraft
>make house underground with tunnels that lead to my other friends' house
>take their shit when they going mining
i always do this and i don't know why, i think i just find it funny

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lol u be sneakin

don't use my beautiful Belfast for your tranny fantasies, asshole

being fit doesn't make you a chad

It makes you one stop closer to being a chad. At least if you are fit you have something going for you, if you are overweight and or so thin that you are frail you have nothing.

pay reparations cracker

>boobs are heavy and get in the way when you run
>the female body is physically weaker unless you go to the gym.
>if your an ugly female people will constantly remind you about it, when your a ugly guy it's not as bad as people just leave you alone
> you have to put more effort into shaving and your physical appearance than guys do (you can't roll up to work with hairy pits and legs becky)
>incels will bitch about you online rejecting them
>having your hair short people assume you're a dyke if your a guy with long hair the most people assume is your a hippy
>people stare at your boobs
>you are more of a target for rape, so you can never walk outside at night in the dark by yourself

Just be a faggot and get a boyfriend that will call you cute. Don't fall for the cutting your cock off meme.

only if you do first honky ;)

But what if I want to look like a female still even if I don't cut it...

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>wanting to look like a female
user stop there is nothing especially good about females over males they are more of less the same thing with boobs and a slit. stop being autistic and just learn to love yourself and the way you look.

>(you can't roll up to work with hairy pits and legs becky)
Laughed harder then i should have

Just cosplay/crossdress for your bf? Get into kigurumi?

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>explain shit to myself in my head like I'm doing a let's play
>wait for music tracks to kick in to the best bits to do cool stuff, like activating chain attacks in Xenoblade
>if I have camera control in cutscenes I try to move it around to be as dramatic as possible

why are you staring at your character and not the game world in any scenario

Because mmorpgs are so easy that these faggots don't even actually need to look at the game to be a top tier player. Fact: all mmorpg players spend 97% of their playtime staring at their ass.

I don't just want to crossdress I also want to take estrogens and stuff, it's really different...

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this is written by a guy who clearly had very little contact with women in his life

>living in an European country
>funded by white people
>white people are natives from it
>you are literally replacing them in their honeland
>you can even rape and do all sorts of shit without getting arrested or punished because muh racism

Yo white privileged... dat shiet fo real

Technically if men didn't masturbate, sex would be painful the first time for them, too. When you get to puberty your penis becomes much more sensitive, your balls drop and the skin (if it wasn't cut off at any point) is very difficult to pull back. Masturbation eases the male into this and eventually reduces and removes pain because the penis gradually adapts to the behavior.

You just posted a bunch of bullshit again
>you are more of a target for rape, so you can never walk outside at night in the dark by yourself
Men have the highest chance of getting attacked

get the fuck off my board, tranny

inb4 ">staring at man ass"
porn addicted manchildren, get a fucking life faggot, you like to play as the girl you wish you were.

>you have to carry a baby in you for 6 months
hes not pretending

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Take whatever stuff you want, just don't cut off your dick senpai.

>you are more of a target for rape, so you can never walk outside at night in the dark by yourself

Living in a black neighborhood sure sucks.

Yes I do play as the girl I wish I were...
So what, do you feel better now... user?

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how old are you if you dont mind me asking? if older 20, no point. Youll end up looking like those speedrunning granny trannies that look like men in dresses.

t.doesntknowshitabouteurope

I am not going to fall for the "Dilate" meme!

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Aside from the obvious bullying everyone gets when you are young what's the drawbacks about being black in modern society? Everything I wrote is real, fuck yourself

>stare at my screen and push buttons for several hours

Based.

I am 19, soon 20, but how am I going to tell everyone, and also my parents...

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I don't want to stare at a mans ass all day!

I just love girls, sorry we don't share the same preferences m8.

no you are addicted to porn and cant even play your games without popping a boner and jacking off
read what porn does to your brain loser

Sometimes when I get mad while gaming I pretend I'm a dead body and just slide out of my chair to the ground where I lay for a minute or so.

W-What?

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Every person I know who used those exact words is now a tranny.

I feel sad for you user, literally wish I could help you, desu I consider trans as mentally ill people, I mean you should realize by yourself you have very weird desires that transcend nature itself, does that mean you should hate yourself? Not at all, in the contrary, you should love yourself the most fro who you are "I am a transgender"... Well, you have a male body, that's you, and hating yourself feo that or feeling sad about it is not good, I am bad at this things, you need love and people willing to show you how special you are by your own characteristics user

Not him but I'm addicted to porn and I only play as male. These niggers are just trannies in denial.

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I knew minefags were autistic but holy shit

what you need to realize is that your problems won't disappear if or when you transition. most likely you'll face additional shit.

I know... I know that I am mentally ill but I can't really help it...

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I do super good callouts in FPS games like Insurgency and BR games but they're always to fucking Russians that don't understand. The second I need to make an important callout to a friend, the spaghetti drops out my fucking pants and I can't callout for shit.

Deus Ex: Invisible Wars.

>Heron's loft apartments.
>Kill all the hostiles on the top floor.
>Throw all the bodies down to the broken elevator shaft.
>Do the coffee wars for the manager of the local Queequeg's who lives in apartment 21.
>After this I start to live with him. I start hoarding guns, greanades, alcohol and tobacco.
>Start decorating the apartment, put guns on the shelf & store greandes and alcohol to the wastebaskets stolen from other apartments.
>The game doesn't really allow you to put inventory items in the places you want them, you just have to drop them from your inventory and hope that the items fall to the place you want them to.
>Also kill the greasel owner from the apartment 22 and steal his cats.
>Throw the body to the elevator shaft.
>The cats are annoying to get. To make them go the direction you want them to you must step on them. They will turn 180 degrees from you sprint to that direction. So you have to make this happen so that they run down the hallway and in to the apartment 21.
>After a while living with the manager of the local Queequeg's and two cats they start to annoy me.
>They bump into my Wastebin full of grenades knocking them over.
>Kill them all and throw managers body down the elevatorshaft. Throw grenade to the pile of bodies which made my old computer choke.
>Continue rest of the game normally

Stop your autism.

go to a fucking pity board like >/trash/ or >/adv/ instead of shitposting in this Yea Forums thread you dirty fucking faggot ass tranny bitch i'm trying to talk about video games

Ever seen those goats that play dead when you scare them? Kind of like that.

Yeah, but why?

I'm sorry, I just let myself for a moment

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I dunno. Guess instead of getting violent, throwing things or yelling I just give up. I've never been good at showing emotions tho.

Dilate, trannies.

You're a weird ass nigga, user

Don't hate yourself for it user, just have faith in yourself and I am sure things will get better, do you like males as well? Or is it just the desire to look like a girl?

keep watching porn bro, at one point youll promote to futa furry shit and realize that you should have stopped ages ago

not everyone is a fucking degenerate like you

user, why you gotta make me nostalgic for early Chibi Reviews.

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I don't really think I like males, I am just attracted to cute stuff

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>speaking while i play as i was streaming in front of 1000 people

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just saying, lots of faggots here that say that traps arent gay and unironically jack it to futa and say that they are straight

>Dude why the fuck do you keep dying!? You could have dodged that!
>SORRY I WAS STARING AT MY CHARACTER'S ASS

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Understandable, I also find cute things appealing, are you fat or thin? Are you tall? Maybe your desire is closer to the fact the you do not find yourself cute (due to being fat or any sort of other physical characteristics) males can still be cute.

i do and that's why i choose Link in Mario Kart

Well, I am chubby and average sized (5'9)

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Project harder

beeing female or black is a privilege. thats why dumb fuck blacks get into university through quotas even though they are retards. Are lefties really believing their own meme these days that there is white privilege?

Not a bad size, definitively being chubby may make you think you are not cute, although cuteness is a thing of perspective, I have met girls that like chubby guys, they say they look like teddy bears you can hug, so you just need to have commitment and love in yourself.

You also have a very cute personality user, so just know that, you are already very cute by my standards

I member how everyone including nurses bullied trannies and "wannabe cuh-ray-zee" posers in mental ward.
You people are worse than actual, literal retards.
Good thing that most of them stop this kind of inane faggotry after one week. Mental ward is one hell of a reality check.

But what about the "if you can't find a girl be the girl" is it a meme? I would really like to be treated like a girl and pass as one though...

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Find a dyke, unironically, women are not really lesbians, they just want to find tomboy they can dominate as the "male figure" of the relationship, you just need to have patience and search, I guess you will find cutter a manly woman rather than a hairy muscular male, and also you will have to convince her... But I believe in you user, you are young, you have plenty of time, focus in your studies and what you want to work at, everything else will come at you, you will meet a lot of people and I am pretty sure you will find someone who likes tomboys.

Not one thing you wrote is real.

Coping with the fact you can't find a gf by ruining your body with hormones is a dumb fucking idea. Get a job, get /fit/, get drunk and fuck the fattest girl you can find.

Nice try, I know you never knew anyone you fucking smelly neet

What are the drawbacks of being black? You literally get protected by the government and receive lighter penalties for your crimes if not none at all, police shooting people is a global thing and happens to all races, you are talking about things that happened in the 70s and maintaining it as a modern day real thing, just like slavery

T-thanks for the advice kind user...

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idk senpai. im not much of a poof but there are some gross looking vaginas and some nice looking dicks out there no homo

First step is you don't try to act like a cute anime girl all the time because that's creepy

Dont fall for the tranny meme or the influence.
True happiness is in self-love. Do exercises to improve your self-esteem.

Just like videogames that take years to get good at, it might take you a while before these exercises actually imrpove your self-esteem.
Fight for love, dont chase the mediocre literal cope answer that is tranny shit.

Getting thin and learning how to approach and behave in front of women would also help you a lot user, specially to approach dykes, you have to be very subtle and appeal to what she likes so she eventually end up liking, think about like how cute girls end up convincing though guys in Manga to fall for their cuteness, and I am talking about the ahegao type of cuteness.

Thinking you can solve your problems through getting with someone is incel-tier shit.

The user clearly said he wanted to find a gf, I am just helping him, incel tier shit for me at least is doing nothing about that and stay as a virgin lonely guy.

He said he wants cute and girly things not masculine tier shit

Well I've played the old Tomb Raiders games and they're really good.

Masculine girls are still girly AF, more than any trans will be, you can change what you are outside but inside you are still the same cute and soft girl. And I am not joking about that, just look at Rapinoe (USA soccer player) she is a mega dyke and she is still cute and girly as fuck, she just likes to be on top and have control

Is it really that bad?

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Hand flapping

It's not

Undeniably.

The characters ass takes up like 5% of the screen. If you actually look at it and pretend its a problem then your gay. Like actually fucking gay.

Playing as a female is fine, pretending to be a chick is not. If I want to make a cute female avi, I will. Not fault your dumbass is scared of flirting with a dude. Just stop hitting on girls (real or not) on games

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>Autistic things you do
complaining about other people playing female characters

Not even close to being autistic. You know what is?

>screaming into microphone how minecraft/cod/homestuck/fortnite/PUGB/LoL/etc. is so much better
>arguing at said person about getting off server

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