Ruptures your eardrum

i dont use a vpn so im not posting pics sorry

I have nothing to contribute to society and it's better for everyone if they forgot about me.

>impacts the ear wax

good call Yea Forums will super hack you

This is the most Yea Forums thread

i mean if i get another strike im getting banned for a long time

oh no it's a shame there isn't a way around a ban

the only thing that would make it more Yea Forums is if a janitor deleted it

I wonder how many kids got a sounding fetish because of this.

at least 1 I guess.

This is why parents need to watch over kids when a toy has small pieces.

More like ruptures your sphincter.

a vpn do you have the attention span of a goldfish

This. I might've been a retard but i kept chewing them down into malformed chunks of plastic

why did god invent ears drums that we can't clean

You people must have the biggest balls in the universe.
The thought of something going into my peehole is so unnerving I cringe just thinking about it.

I can't imagine the kind of Rube Goldberg bullshit that would have to happen for someone who's playing their DS normally to end up with that in their ear.

>god
top kek

gfycat com/angeliccooperativeamericanmarten

>god
How quaint

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My sister bought me a big pack of cheap styluses because I kept losing them, I eventually chewed through them one by one until they didn't fit inside the ds anymore and they'd fall out and disappear.

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I'm not stupid enough to click whatever this is.

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>DUDE THE UNIVERSE JUST LUCKED INTO EXISTENCE AND HUMANS JUST FORMED THROUGH CHANCE

Genuinely the first link I haven't clicked on in a bit.

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This thread is a perfect study of autism.

I got an ear infection in both of my ears because of this thing. Constant suffering for a week until I got a hold of some penicillin.

>gfycat com/angeliccooperativeamericanmarten
based

Yea Forums why

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Don't stick q-tips down your urethra.

Just don't.

And a god is more believable than that? Where did god come from?

Don't most ISPs have dynamic IPs? I never understood how people have problems ban evading, I get a new IP every time I restart my router.

its a dude fucking a long metal pole

yeah.

Probably a being who came from a previously formed universe and reached a particular state necessary to either create or enter another universe. 'What always was and always shall be' could be relative to a particular scope of the (limited) human understanding

qotton fuzz comes off the tip

Sounding is my fetish thanks user

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I didn't need specifics.

based

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>come from
>still stuck thinking only in terms of linear space time
>current century
Even purely scientifically you are a pleb, where did the universe come from? If from nothing, why can't god? If it's an infinite regression, what began the process?

The "bing bang" has the same issue, in our mind something cannot come from nothing. Intelligent design just seems more believable for many people.