You didn't kill Paarthurnax, did you? Did you?

How did you slaughter them, user?

>nords can't handle a bunch of flying lizards
>dunmer have had their gods lose their powers, people converted into horrible abominations, and the equivalent of an asteroid land full force into a major city causing a supervolcano to explode
>and yet, the dunmer are still everywhere
AND SNOWNIGGERS STILL HAVE THE GALL TO CALL OTHERS MILKDRINKERS HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Marry Paarthurnax.

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weebs ruin everything

implying I played skyrim child daycare edition enough to get to that point, don't make me experience humor newfriend

>not just Unrelenting shouting Delphine off the mountain

*younglings

Which horse would you fuck?

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So are the Akiviri snake men or not?

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For me, it's Alduin

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>Explaining Akavir to a colleague recently
>so there's these snake men
>"you mean argonians?"
>No, they're snake men, then they had a war with these Tiger people
>"You mean khajiit?"
>NO, TIGER PEOPLE

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that's RoTS dweeb, not AoTC.

>anime
>not anthro
pleb detected

I prefer Durnehviir

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I killed him and I enjoyed it.
Grandpa has been in this world for too long, nobody needs a morally superior decrepit mummy mouthing off at the top of some stupid mountain.

>I wrote something down in my journal saying that some people offered me a reward to murder someone
>I am utterly powerless to refuse. It's in my journal. How could I go on, with a page in my journal saying someone asked me to do something, and I just didn't do it?

can't ruin what is already shit

>actually letting some ligger live
lmao

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Why not kill him at this point? Aludin aka the avatar of Akatosh is now dead which means Akatosh's empire will fall so Shor's empire can be born from the ashes.

>Steel sword

What an absolute shitter.

They have to, what else would they be?

the life of dragonborn is a hard one

It is going to be even harder when he goes through apotheosis with Ulfric in order to become Shor.

There's a fair bit of evidence that they were just men, but it's TES lore. There isn't supposed to be a conclusive answer.

>it's completely fine bethesda didn't make the effort to include an option simply saying "no" to delphine resulting in the quest being taken off your journal

Now those are some fugUGLY horses, what is this? WoWshit?

I never even finished the main quest i got bored after maxing out craft trivalized the game

Lies you can't kill kids in es games

Reminder that murdering Paarthurnax is necessary to complete the enatiomorph of mantling Talos.

The Tsaesci are the snake people, Akaviri are humans(Japs).

The Tsaesci most often referred to as actual 'Snake People' that are tall and covered with golden scales, and it's stated that they 'consumed' a race of men. It's ambiguous (as is most Elder Scrolls lore), but if it wasn't meant literally, it's possible the race of snakelike people absorbed the local tribe of humans into their armies, using them as footsoldiers and slaves; this would account for the contradictory depictions of the Akaviri being both snakes and humans.

I like to think they're snakemen cause that's cooler

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I have like 300 hours in skyrim and I've never completed the main story. So no.

Kill Virgil.

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Pleb, real men play thousands of hours without ever finishing the main quest.

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especially the children

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IM NOT SCARED OF YOU, YA KNOW, EVEN IF YOU ARE MY ELDER

It's good that you're not scared.

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back to your aids basement, zoophile

If you do all the graybeard quests, they won’t give a shit after sparing him. I think there’s a way around pissing off the blades too.

get a life, incel fatso

nigger I'm a skeleton with a girlfriend (female)

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Kill Delphine.

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god damn it I hope they have a timeskip and introduce playable akaviri races, like refugees coming to tamriel after war or something. It would be perfect to freshen up the gameplay

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have lifting

I'm trying, you can see the protein shaker just off screen. But god I have to literally do nothing but eat all day if I even want to gain a single kg. A doctor recently told me I had the metabolic rate of an 18 year old (almost 30) which would usually be great, but not in my case as supposedly I'm dangerously underweight.

i cant even remember this game was so bland and forgettable

You married Shahvee and took her away from those dingy docks into a life of luxury, didn't you?

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>Marrying a subhuman beastwoman

what the fuck did you say to me?

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Shahvee is cute. What a queer you are.

>human Paarthurnax
Full dragon or nothing

what mod?
please, my dick

queer? I'm not the one attracted to a species that can change their gender at will you tranny loving faggot

Derkeethus actually

>I killed them. I killed them all. Not just the men, but the women and the children too. They are like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals.
Hands down my favorite Star Wars quote.

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>have over 250 hours clocked in Ksyrim
>have never once beaten it, most of my playthroughs are me ignoring the main story, doing a bunch of sidequests, and then getting bored

You dont actually kill him anyway right?
The only way to truly kill a dragon is its soul right? That is how the dragonborn kills dragons and you never absorb his soul after you fell him.

>TESO lore

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The fuck? That's been part of the lore since morrowind newfag.

>the quest to kill him stays there forever,
Can't you murder the questgiver?

I have 500 hours in this piece of crap and I had never finished the main storyline, I'm ashamed to have so much hours on that on Steam, worst TES ever, it's only better than daggerfall. All those hundreds of hours were doing just this:

>install porn mods and rape gameplay mechanics
>pick my self insert character and go fight some bandits
>lose on purpose
>masturbate seeing my self insert getting raped
>alt+f4
>repeat

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>able to change gender at will
why are there ever any female argos

you also receive a quest to kill cicero
did you fucking kill cicero?

I literally came here to ask this, cuz I really don't remember ever being asked to kill him in my game.
I remember killing Alduin and that was it.
Paarthurnax was still in that mountain he hangs out as far as I know.

Mod list plz

With Bethesda, I'd be mighty surprised if they weren't marked as essential NPCs.

No, I somehow managed to get far along certain quest lines that it never came up as an option???

Nope, literally TESO. Nothing in Morrowind mentions Argonians changing sex. They're born sexless and then morph into either male or female. They do not change sexes after that period.

You gotta eat the right stuff my man, lots of chicken, rice and chickpeas for example.

I do this but keep playing because of mods that involve body morphing based on of amount sex and also [Spoiler]cum inflation

im sorry what?

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Just like real lizards!

Except it's literally in the Morrowind description of Argonians? not confirmed sure. But implied that male and female are simply "phases" for an Argonian. The fact it's now entirely canon only reinforces that.

TESO isn't canon though.

>The only sensible NPC other than Cicero
Of course I didn't kill him. How could I kill a dragon voiced by the guy who does Mario's voice?

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But it is. Technically if you wanna get into it everything from your gay argonian fanfic, to macho man randy savage is canon.

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Macho Man Randy Savage is the best mod for Skyrim. Prove me wrong.

>Its another "go into a draugr/bandit infested dungeon and find/kill something for me" quest
How did we go from oblivion to this?

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Oblivion was just go to the same two dungeons copy and pasted and kill undead or goblins. Bethesda is the eternal shitty dev.

get this furfaggotry out of here

>Oblivion: go to this cave/ayleid ruin and do thing
>Skyrim: go to this draugr dungeon/dwemer ruin and do thing

Yes, dragons are technically "immortal" in that regard.

>>Oblivion: go to this cave/ayleid ruin and do thing
This is only true of the guild and main story quests. Side quests in Oblivion very rarely involved dungeon diving. Pretty much every quest but delivery and speechcraft quests in Skyrim involve going into a dungeon.

This accounts for well over 50% of my playtime also.

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You can kill Paarthurnax but not Delphine the thot giving you the quest.

I HATE SNOW

Only Aela the Huntress is worthy of muh dick

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>not taking a big tiddy bara nord husbando
Poor taste

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Of course I didn't kill him.

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Kill Miraak and be my new bitch

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Are Skyrim porn mods really as good as their made out to be?

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I had to cos I was trying to finish my entire quest log and my game bugged so fucking bad and I got locked into siding with the Blades or not finishing the quest.

I felt pretty bad after, but Nords are like vikings and they would have 100% dabbed on a dragon and all fucking celebrated.

Beaten?

It becomes the definitive open world fantasy porn RPG

Why is he so cool?
youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2Ld4a-Qfc

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Join the thieves guild.

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In one playthrough I sure as shit did and I stole his unique clothing set, too

>join thieves guild
>barely steal anything