Sneak to the bottom of page 10 eh? Sounds easy enough

This makes anal B Hind D.

Better check it out...

Huh!?
...

Hey, stop fooling around and wake up!

Whose footprints are these?

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me ha parecido oir algo

HQ, HQ!

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A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!?

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This way, Snake

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Are you Dead Cell?

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I busted so many fucking nuts to that

no

FUCK YOU, SNAKE! YOU'LL NEVER REACH PAGE 10!

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Fission mailed

Aurora borealis?

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NO! HURT ME MORE!

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>tfw this wouldn't be allowed if the game released in 2019
It sure was a different time

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SNAKE IT'S THE PAYNE!

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Sneaking suits is for pussies!

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>"Snake, you have to careful around the incels. if they notice you, they'll post anime titties non-stop till your reach 500+ replies saying real woman could never compare and debating on why they can never get a laid."

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>Her ass wasn't even that impressive in MGS4

Was that the biggest let down of that game?

So how did we go from him being a blind cripple in mgs5 to him being a kung fu master who taught solid snake?

And liquid killing him on the side

the beginning of my armpit fetish

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the only ass a metal gear fan is concerned with is Snake's.

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mgsv is a retconning piece of shit

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Any /k/ lurkers know how much a custom 1911A1 like this would cost?

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Nigga we got Quiet

That one is close, but still wrong. The slide has straight GI-style serrations, and the slide markings and dual-tone finish depend on which version of the game you had. You could get an 80% build kit and send it to a smith to finish to your specs for probably about a grand or so.

> totally not building my own or anything

>the last metal geare waifu is the worst one

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Quiet wasn't released in 2019. Even four years ago in 2015 was already insanely different than shit is now. No fucking way Quiet would remain as she is if the game were released later. There were some articles and complaints about her back then, but it didn't amount to anything. It would now.

So fucking keen to replay MGSV

Just like the last metal gear (solid) game itself

>impying she wouldn't get Sony'd if it were released today

why

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Para-Medic is the best waifu.

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I like it. Was the game that got me interested enough to take a look and invest time.

>no young Eva in HD

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There's always the Pachinko game.

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You weren't even around in 2015 if you think this.
Fucking hyperbolic retards.

There were people complaining about her design way back in 2013 when the first trailer for TPP came out.

it's a 500x375 fully transparent image. well played

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.

Snake... Do you like VR training missions?

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Huh, who's shitposting is this?

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>cat is holding the socom
>weapon selected is the m9

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Time for a taste test.

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How can it be an intelligence project if no intelligence went into it?

>Snake, I've got new intel on the enemy's defenses. They're using something called a "catalog!" We're still figuring out the details, but in the meantime you won't be able to reach the tenth page. You'll have to find some other way to escape.

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....Infiltrate...
...the enemy fortress...
...Outer Heaven...

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>having someone else complete it
>a grand for those parts and the 80%

Not happening

Is Olga still literally the only curvy female with hairy pits in any vidya?

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I will not let you escape snake!!!

One time dave hayter gave me a handy jay on the amtrak from dc to stamford

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>"Samus took her clothes off!"

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>not the video

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>she will never try crazy nanomachine experiments on your dick while talking about old movies

>sorry snake but i ve mass replied everysingle poat with have sex so i have 20 guaranted replies

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I had no idea there was a video, thank you.

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Remakes of the older games when?

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Did she get work done to her face?

>vocaroo.com/i/s04jaDQZFqYP
WTF KEK

You knew?

instead of MGSV and Peace Walker, Kojima should've remade MG1/2.

someone please help. i want to get into the Metal Gear Solid series. do i get the Legacy Collection or HD Collection?

>tfw metal gear used to be my most favorite thing in the world
>then mgs5 happened
I still have a Phantom Pain

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Never! Just emulate them or play the Subsistence versions. Metal Gear 2 is legitimately awesome anyway and is fine without a remake

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Hopefully never. Imagine Kojima including MGSV and MGS4 plot points into them

man i don't give a fuck about big boss bullshit, I just wanna see Solid Snake and Gray Fox fighting inside of a mindfield in HD.

Any potential remake of Metal Gear 1 & 2 won't be made under Kojima anyway.

anyone?

mgs5 was super fun though. I still remember the "nigger mission" where you punch dozens of black kids in the head as hard as you cant. Hahaha what a game. Wow that was a game and a half. The writing was shit but god damn what a game.

Legacy Collection, since it also has MGS4 (and 1 if it still has a valid voucher code). HD Collection only has MGS2-3 and Peace Walker.

get HD collection, and buy MGS1 digital. Don't play anything after 3.

What was that noise?

The HD Collection doesn't have the MGS Digital Graphic Novel either.

>Don't play anything after 3
but MGS4 is the sole reason i want to play the series

just watch it on youtube then its an 8 hour movie. enjoy.

I don't get the MGS4 is bad meme either. It's not the best in the series, but it's still fun. MGS has always been schlocky.

>implying we wouldn't want to blow up that pussy

imo it has the best gameplay in MGS, but the campaign just has too many cutscenes, and i hate the story.

Kojima makes Quiet sexy, every man even the ones that enjoyed all the sexual jokes, shit on him for that

I don't think anything can top this segment for me

Yeah dude get the legacy collection if you have a ps3 it has everything.

In retrospect, MGS4 plays more like a Metal Gear Solid than either Peace Walker, or V, so it's got that going for it.

Yeah don't listen to that guy, 4 is awesome and you need to play it. Just get the legacy collection.

This, at least MGS4 feels like an MGS, PW was kinda half-way there but V feels like a soulless frankenstein copy of MGS.

mgo 2 is fun when it isn't lagging like shit. would love a 60 fps remaster.

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So you're the infamous Snake that I have heard about. Well, I brought you back to page one on orders of that closeted fag Ocelot. But I see now that he has good taste.

Let me introduce myself: Slutania Nasa.

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V feels like a generic TPS, especially Phantom Pain, at least GZ felt very MGS like in the setting.

>And liquid killing him on the side

I thought it was implied in 5 that Ocelot was the one who offed him.

okay gonna go with the Legacy collection. is there anything i need to know before playing them? any games i can skip? differences between "Metal Gear" and "Metal Gear Solid"?

You can play MGS without MG but especially MGS1 has a lot of connections to MG so if you don't mind the gameplay being a bit, well old, the MG games are genuinely great.

yes
kotaku, tumblr, you name it
someone post that tacticool Quiet

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That said, MGS has a summary of both MG games which you can read before starting the game.

MG2 at least deserves a play

It does have connection to MG but it isn't that big of a deal. Read about it online if you must. MGS1 you can just start on.

SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE

This. Metal Gear games don't take too long to beat, play them in bed or something. They aren't needed for MGS but it supplies alot of back story for references.

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Whose footprints are these?

What are the chances of an MGS collection coming to PS4? Maybe or Never Ever?

it would play like ass thanks to the ps4 controller not having input sensitivity, but theres probably like a 20% chance of it happening. Konami doesn't really give a shit about games anymore, but they recently made a collection for Castlevania.

Don't know but MGS4 won't be ported anywhere

kinda hope they don't get ported anymore so the fanbase doesn't deteriorate even more

YOU ENJOY ALL THE SHITPOSTING, THAT'S WHY

the fanbase turned into a decomposing corpse when TPP came out, not like it matters anymore.

why won't MGS4 be ported?

The power of the Cell.

literally the easiest mission. itll happen, no matter what. that is, unless a mod prunes the read, of course

>okay gonna go with the Legacy collection. is there anything i need to know before playing them?
MGS2-3 and PW are on one disc, while MGS4 is given its own stand-alone disc. MGS1 is not on either disc. Metal Gear 1 & 2 are accessible from Metal Gear Solid 3's main menu since they're basically bonus content ported from previous versions.
>any games i can skip?
I think they're all worth-playing and I recommend playing them in release order. I personally would recommend starting with Metal Gear 1 or 2.
>differences between "Metal Gear" and "Metal Gear Solid"?
Metal Gear is the original 2D game from the 1987, while Metal Gear Solid is the 3D series that started in 1998.

who drew that

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Isn't she the monster who created the Cyborg Ninja

Masateru on Yahoo Japan Blogs
blogs.yahoo.co.jp/masateru_ik/50528279.html

Precisely why she's best waifu.

Making Sigint the Darpa Chief and Paramedic Dr Clark made no sense and it's when I realized Kojima was a hack

MGSV isn't canon. Its supposed to be an alternate retelling where your own OC can become Big Boss and get smoked by Solid Snake a couple of years later.
Because how can Miller train Solid Snake if he's blind and a cripple by then.

>Making Sigint the Darpa Chief
This was a common theory before MGS4 came out.

Yet, it was always hinted in MGS3 with the password Zero gave to Snake to use on Eva.
>Who are the Patriots?
>La-li-lu-le-lo

jesus christ >not the edit

kojima took every possible chance to ruin the mystery of the patriots. the mgs fanbase was a mistake.

Dr Clark was assumed to be a man so that's obviously a retcon. There's even conversations about it in MGS1.
Nobody doubted Sigint would make it big in the government.

Also, Zero was already hinted to had ties to the Patriots in MGS3. Instead of Dr. Clark, Para-Medic should've been the real Dr. Naomi Hunter who existed before her identity was stolen by Frank Yeager's sister.

MG 1/2 are found in mgs 3 when you put that disk in. MG 1 is a neat little novelty mg2 is actually good. plus if you actually play mg2 before MGS you notice mgs stole a lot from mg2
MGS is good but its more fun when you don't treat it as a stealth game since there are like 5 whole areas where stealth is required. The rest of the game is set pieces that will remind you of the best 90's action movies.
MGS 2 is one of my personal favorites. Going straight from mgs to mgs 2 is a treat. 2 is jam packes with so much little neat "attention-to-detail" shit. Improved controls. The story is the most devisive amongst the fandom, you'll either find it too pretentious or you'll claim it's a post modern masterpiece. For what it does it works.
MGS 3 is the fan favorite, it's James Bond is also Rambo vs the Xmen in the jungle. simpler story that was meant to end the series originally since kojima really didn't want to make anymore after 2. prepare to go in and out of a menu alot since you have the new camo system. Survival can be tedious in this one, but after a couple hours it feels natural since you'll be immersed in the game.
4 is ridiculous fan wank but some of the best fan wank. The controls is everything that 2 and 3 have been building towards and I think they're the best of the entire series allowing for the most freedom of mechanics. Story is long, cutscenes are feature length movies so pack in tight, but when you get to actually play it's a fucking blast.
Play peace walker with a friend if you can. the game was designed to be played portablly and in short bursts. It's along game so either commit or just rush through the story segments.Me personally, I think PW has the weakest story of the bunch. Best theme song in the series. And seriously play with a friend.

Also if you get to MGS V you might not be disappointed with it like other people. Keep in mind that fans of the series hyped this game up to kingdom come.
It's a natural sequel to peace walker and the last of the prequel games as well as the last of the canon mgs games. It has decent open world mission design until it all becomes recylced and you start overpowering yourself. honestly at some points it doesn't even ffeel like metal gear game in retrospect when you compare it to the rest of series. more of a far cry game. Still can put hours of fun into it even if it does make for a really unsatisfactory conclusion.

So true! Too bad Kojima doesn't remember all the plot points.
I guess the thought of a male Dr. Clark having a Japanese assistant as a mom for Solid Snake gave him images of them going at it and so decided to make Dr. Clark as Paramedic, a woman. I mean Dr. Clark would have had to make his assistant willing to do it for him. Haha.

Encourage teenage boys to join the military!

Because it's tacti-cool!

can I get an unbiased take on Twin Snakes? matrix cutscenes aside, is it fun?

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>7 hours later

You're slipping Snake

Do you not remember "you will be ashamed of your words and deeds"? Or the interview where someone asked Joost about how she felt of a 3d model of herself being out in the world? Getting the developer of the game and the actor behind the character to address your articles and complains IS amounting to something. We're just lucky it was Konami rather than Sony footing the bill. I never thought I'd say that but there it is.