Why do I want to fuck him so badly?
Why do I want to fuck him so badly?
Noah Gutierrez
Leo Reed
What the fuck user? That's just a sphere. Why do you want to fuck it?
Here, let's try a test. Would you rather fuck the girl in my picture or the blob in yours?
Nolan Fisher
Meta 100%
Owen Moore
Why are you posting here, Susie?
Angel Adams
Cuase he is hot, and a basic bitch. True chads go for Kirby.
Jayden Morales
He isn't hot, his mirror counter part is. Meta knight is just plain cute and perfect for degrading
Jeremiah Garcia
>Mirror Counter Part
>Implying I'd touch his Linkin Park looking ass
Okay, now I know you're dicking around, I stated it before, true CHADS want to fuck Kirby. Only normies go for Meta.
Brayden Gray
titfucking tifa wouldn't be much different than squeezing metaknight and kirby against your cock
David Sanders
The two of them would be squishier and more pleasureable too since they could also act on you as you squeezed your cock between them
Jordan Richardson
People who want to be sexually degraded and abused want Dark Meta Knight
Dylan Bailey
>10 posts in and nobody posted the chart yet
hm
Kayden James
He's 8-inches man, I could easily grab slam him.
I don't have it.
Lincoln Richardson
>MK and Kirby holding eachother's hands as they squish their bodies together, trapping your cock inbetween them
>They both slide their bodies up and down as they lick your cock together
...fuck
Oliver Perez
He might be small but I'm willing to bet he could easily overpower a human and get his way with one
Ethan Davis
Is ti really just a 'evil" kirby under the mask?
Elijah Jones
you mind if I draw that idea later on user? That seems pretty good...
Grayson Davis
Yeah
Camden Stewart
Please stop I’m actually getting a boner I literally fapped minutes ago I really don’t want this fetish fuck fuck fuck
Asher Thompson
Haha, we got another one boys, welcome to the club
Luke Price
i thank god everyday that i'm not turned on by kirby characters. i may have been cursed with other fetishes, but at least it's not that.
Christian Taylor
What exactly is wrong with it? I mean, they're just tiny soft and squishy beings, not to mention how cute they are. It would feel amazing to fuck one.
Ethan Garcia
Again user, he's 8 inches. He is the size of small kickball.
What said, they are litterally soft marshmallow ona-holes you'd be a fool not to stick your dong in one.
Josiah Morris
You would surely end up dead if you tried to kick him
Parker White
Jackson Evans
>Speed walk behind him
>Slam smash the fucker with my elbow
>Pin him down with my knee
>Swipe sword out of hands while incapacitated
>Have my way with him as Nova intended
What could go wrong?
Robert Walker
This sounds fantastic until you realize he'd notice your presence before you get to step 2
Kayden Jackson
He would definitely be a biter if you got that far and would never cooperate
Joshua Gray
Okay how about this,
>Run towards him
>Jump over him
>Turn around, as I'm turning pull out a Beretta 92FS
>Go from ther
DMK may be fast, but not as fast as a loaded bullet
>implying that isn't what I want
Teeth is my fetish
Joseph Lee
Yes, my headcanon is that he is a kirby that really loves the sword ability so that is why he is always with it
Nolan Flores
I can only imagine that you're getting off to how "wrong" it is to be sexually attracted to something devoid of sexuality.
Which is why you made this thread, as material to show off just how much of a deviant you are.
I see what you're doing. You ain't slick.
Dominic Watson
Kirby is not for lewding