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Touhou is too hard
Colton Hernandez
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Julian Williams
>Touhou is too gay
>Touhou is too weeb
>Touhou is too overrated but still good
>Touhou is too much wasted potential
Sebastian Martinez
>Touhou is too gay
>Touhou is too weeb
can't see how these things can be bad
>Touhou is too much wasted potential
wrong
Jacob Reyes
Touhou is too fun!
Kayden King
>get EoSD
>max out total number of bombs in options
>play Marisa B on Normal
Congrats, you have officially 1cc'd a Touhou game
Justin Russell
All the interesting and underdeveloped plot points are wasted on
>comment about the weather
>interruption
>"we just met"
>joke
>reply to the joke
>final joke before next stage
Tyler Peterson
It took me several months of grinding on and off to beat Flandre for the first time, but at that point I was decently good at the game and could beat most extras with a little bit (sometimes a lot) of effort.
I still can't beat this fucker though fuck this planet hat bitch.
Colton Powell
How do japs play touhou when they dont own pcs?
Anthony Reyes
The ambiguity is what makes the setting interesting.
Don't want a Wolverine scenario where the entire mystique is sucked out by over explaining every little detail about the characters.
Grayson Thomas
They do own PCs, but it's Windows XP unironically.
Bentley Cook
dumb flan poster
Jack Gutierrez
You can do it, user. It is not easy, but practice will let you steadily improve.
Jose Turner
Learning patterns is one thing but if you dont have reasonably high reaction speed its going to increase the failure rate making progress too slow.
Eli Cooper
Story behind this image? Why is she keeps getting posted every day for a decade now?
Liam Reyes
Bentley Ramirez
hi op are you there ?
Brayden Harris
do you mean this image ?
Charles Diaz
That is my daughterwife Flandre Scarlet. She is super cute.
Hunter Garcia
Yes.
Tyler Ortiz
yeah
based
Jason Bailey
touhou is the dark souls of video games
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Please tell me how I'm supposed to beat EOSD Flandre, it's been over 2 fucking months now and I just can't fucking do it...
Furthest I got was to her final spell.
Bentley Ward
considering the games are still in 1280x960 i'd wager they still have crts too
John Bell
Avoid the shiny things.
Brandon Scott
I'M FUCKING TRYING AAAAAAAAAA
John Cooper
My reaction speed is notably slower than average (about 0.32 seconds, compared to 0.25 seconds average), but it is still enough to clear your average Touhou game on normal. If you know what to look for, most patterns don't require insane reaction speeds.
Nolan Sullivan
Is that so?
Camden Lopez
Did you clear Jevil in deltarune?
Nicholas Price
Daijoubu? Is only gaem. Do not mad. This not mad area here.
Xavier Gray
I really wish I could fuck that planet hat girl.
Jose Bell
God I wish I still had XP
>tfw Windows 7 support is getting dropped soon.
I don't want a botnet, but Linux kind of sucks for gaming.
Chase Bailey
Any parts specifically giving you trouble?
Levi Rogers
wanna have sex
Josiah Ross
How the fuck do you not beat something after 2 months, she's also on the easier side of extra bosses
Cameron Wood
I want to fuck a clown?
Carter Anderson
Touhou is reclining
Daniel Powell
At least it's not Suwako or Mokou.
Jayden Perez
>Story behind this image?
youtube.com
Original
>Let's attack the SD Mansion residents via verbal abuse
>Shitposts
Gavin Kelly
sounds like you can't beat the dick
Eli Ward
Not him but
>Raymoo A keeps targetting the stars instead of Flanpoop
Isaiah Cook
You're supposed to make your own plots retard
Asher Adams
>having sex
>not masturbating to pictures of sakuya instead
cringe
Hudson Rodriguez
>he needs homing shots
lmao git gud faggot
Andrew Walker
I hate Flan so fucking much.
So fucking much.
And all of you as well.
Cameron Myers
Never played, and I hadn't even realized Undertale/Deltarune had bullet-hell mechanics. Maybe I should give Undertale a try.
Kevin Gray
IIRC that's only a problem on Cranberry Trap, bomb that shit
But yeah Reimu A is by far the worst one for Flan
Juan Barnes
The average difficulty of combat is easy except for jevil and sans which take hundreds of tries. The combat is mostly there so you can listen to the boss themes.
Ian Harris
>1cc
>not arcade settngs
Hmmm, no.
Cheeky brat.
Adam Watson
>struggle trying to 1cc PCB for ages
>one thread an user says ZUN uses a controller when playing
>say fuck it and use a controller for a run
>get to yuyuko's final spellcard on my first run
>finally 1cc it on my second run with a controller
All this time I thought a controller would make it harder to dodge.
Benjamin Russell
Big flan belly slap-a slap slap
Matthew Clark
I have never played Touhou but I shitpost about it anyway
Brayden Price
That's fine, I'm sure I'll enjoy it anyway.
Landon Murphy
>never played
>shitposter
SECONDARIES BEGONE
Jace Jones
Woah. Is it the diagonal movement?
Daniel Wilson
You need to control only 1 finger.
Carter Reed
Connor Rogers
Anthony Sanchez
what's the original comic this is edited from?
Ethan Thompson
I find it faster to move in general with a d-pad. The arrow keys felt awkward to use, so I switched to numpad which I found much better to use, but now a controller makes even more of a difference for me. Makes me wonder if I should buy an arcade stick, might play even better then.
Juan Walker
REEEEE 4 and a half hours too early!
Robert Ramirez
Logan Johnson
I don't play Touhou, but I really like WARNING X WARNING X WARNING
Carson Wright
Noah Long
Jonathan Bennett
I only play non-shmup fangames, read the mangas and watch cookie memevideos.
Gabriel Morgan
same
Easton Edwards
Gavin Gonzalez
what are the most dank Danmafuku games besides Concealed the Conclusion?
Caleb Taylor
You're in a computer game, Flan.
Alexander Barnes
that's not what i meant :(
James Young
Juuni Jumon, it has interesting spell cards, two Extra stages and unlockable Last Words (and spell practice) but the stages are way too long and the game is really fucking hard. I have yet to see anyone 1cc it on Lunatic.
David Miller
No, you are
John Myers
Dominic Fisher
>over a decade old
>still not English translation
Have to rely on second-hand information about the story of this game. Feels as if you'd buy a second-hand dakimakura.
Ryder Fisher
haha it’s flan!
Nathaniel Martinez
Liam Harris
>2019
>he doesn't know japanese
Samuel Anderson
James Phillips
Ryder Scott
I've been thinking about getting a stick myself, but I highly doubt it'd be better, especially for games like Touhou which are not made for analog sticks. It's just a nice feeling to hold a stick.
Jayden Richardson
CtC has an english translation.
Chase Garcia
I want to jump dekinai-chan from behind and rape her to death.
Landon Gray
test
James Davis
She'll smash you like your grammar lessons do.