This is your new wife, say something nice to her
This is your new wife, say something nice to her
Oliver Hill
Wyatt Barnes
Her eyes are only a little bit creepy
Jaxon Lopez
...
Liam Brooks
hey boo boo, what's in the pica-nic basket?
Caleb Myers
Penis enlargement pills and a copy of Bloodborne
Thomas Martin
What do I need those for?
Julian Gonzalez
Sorry, but I'm taken
Jace Thompson
But Bloodborne already gives you big penis
Liam Nguyen
Slut.
Brody Jones
she's like three feet tall but can hop high enough to reach the top shelf
Elijah Foster
How cute.
Colton Cruz
>new
Luke Bell
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cameron Wright
no u
Brayden Perez
>mega form has ripped pantyhose
Jace Murphy
Too flat, not interested.
Alexander Bennett
How about now?
David Johnson
I want to TG TF into her
Nathaniel Wright
Much worse.
Wyatt Adams
Much better if still female
Ian Collins
>that doujin where gardevoir's trainer gets raped and she's forced to watch
>when they're finished and let go she murders the whole gang
Joshua Fisher
But then how will you be her loving husband?
Jason Roberts
I will now buy your game
Noah Peterson
Hey that's a nice picture of my wife dude!
Leo Moore
Why did you marry a slut?
Nathan James
Name
Jason Hill
pokemon knows what they are doing
except when it comes to coding the games
Robert Cook
You might be confused, this is my wife
Sebastian Johnson
But that's wrong, I didn't marry Lopunny!
Gabriel Davis
this is my wife
Zachary Morris
I have a Buneary as my companion in Pokemon Go.
Aiden Roberts
>those thighs
Your wife is obese!
Angel Gutierrez
How the fuck did GameFreak get away with this?
Dylan Howard
This is the 9th one, quit giving me wives, they were already pissed at the 2nd and 3rd and now it's just getting ridiculous.
Justin Young
Correct, you married Gardevoir, the slut.
Nolan Young
You're talking mad shit for someone within range of a black hole!
Julian Watson
M'nigga