Why did she do it?

>have a daughter
>one day some guy is gonna ravage her vagina and fill your baby girl with cum
I really hope I have a son.

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>turns out gay

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^^ fuckhead create sfm pron with this model

I agree, we should all stop having girls at all, fuck the human race.

Me too.

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*hits pipe*

If you have a boy, some mulato slut's gonna put a bend in his dick and make him eat her ass out. What do you want? Everyone's gonna grow up and fuck.

wow projecting much?

why did they make sayama disappear
it literally makes no sense story wise
like literally Z E R O.

user, your daughter IS the result of you having already ravaged another man's daughter's vagina.
Your daughter is simply a byproduct, so who cares if someone else fucks her. All you can do is try to choose who gets to.

she went to get BLACKED in Detroit

Abort daughters

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to feel the pleasure of being cummed inside
all women are inherently whores

they didn't know what to do with her, also I think 3 had different writers

Only acceptable use of a daughter

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Can you fug this cunny?

CAUSE SHE'S A WHORE

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you're one step ahead, by being a permavirgin

it was the same writer.
they just had some novelist look over the plots for 1 and 2, but i think the only thing he was properly involved with in the story was making sure that they never fucked up the yakuza hierarchy.

>implying her dad isn't a huge fan of the Chicago Bulls
That was enough. He didn't give a fuck if the kid was scrawny, he just always wanted a son he could watch the game with, so a son-in-law is the next best thing.

nah they're both yokoyama except he had someone looking over his work in 2
yokoyama fucking sucks
judgment is so good because he's not involved

Why did he go through with it?

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I don't see the problem here. She came out of my dick, I can do whatever I want with her.

just fucking keep her away doing her own shit but don't completely write her off. like it ruins the whole ending of 2 once you immediately play 3. stupidest thing i've ever seen done.

What lesson does this game teach?

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you think his daughter is a hot fuck....

List ONE (1) single thing that she did in Yakuza 5 and 6 that made any sense whatsoever and wasn't just the most retarded thing ever.
Wtf did the RGG Team fuck her up so much???

>have a son
>he turns into a "girl" later on

the JUST goes both ways

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Because he has a strong presence the entire game. He's set up to be Kiryu's rival from his very first appearance, so the final battle feels significant. Instead the final boss being the tax accountant or whatever bullshit they pull in the later games.

yokoyama just puts everyone on a plane for the US
he's so fucking shit and I don't know how he's still around

>Put a bend in his dick

please explain

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Her vajoo has chompers

they keep him around since he makes good characters like akiyama and shinada.

A good voice does a lot for a villain. Yakuza 6’s final boss has the voice of an ntr protagonist rather than a guy that could be a threat.

>Because he has a strong presence the entire game

except he doesn't whatsoever
he's barely in the game at all

the rivalry is also beyond autistic to boot

shinada is terrible and akiyama is already overused

>he doesn't like the dragon autism
get outta here

>daughters

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wat

Men and boys are fucking disgusting, have you seen Yea Forums.org

I'd rather just have daughters and trans daughters

>have a daughter
>she kills her mother for you
Without the rest of the story please

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i've never seen shit taste of this magnitude before

actually nagoshi comes up with most of the main characters

incest is illegal?

2 is only so well regarded because it's better than the first and 3

Is this the INcel thread?

>>he's barely in the game
He's around more than Mine, that police chief, Aizawa, Shibusawa, and Iwata.

shinada is a fucking ugly loser with a shitty playstyle, and akiyama is just your generic lazy sarcastic protagonist

Girls are pretty fun as kids, looking after them takes less energy than boys. They look cuter, and produce less property damage as well.

*hits pipe*

source for this?
i always thought it was yokoyama who created all the characters and story related stuff

Get pregnant

he's only around at the beginning and end
that's literally it

>that police chief, Aizawa, Shibusawa

absolutely wrong

why do nostalgiafags love 2 so much

>best villian in the franchise

judgment came along and took that title

And yet he has more lines and motivation than any of the other villains.

Shibusawa sat around and did nothing until the game decided he was the final boss. Aizawa was just kind of there until the game decided to make him the final boss. The police chief wasn't introduced until what, Tanimura's bit?

>WAAAAAAH MY DAUGHTER CAN’T ENJOY SEX
For faggots like you every women now is a dyke that complain about white men all day. Kys

I can't so why should she

I guess that speaks a lot of the series' low quality writing. I hope the guy who helped Nagoshi write Judgment takes Yokoyama's position.

*hits pipe*

IS THERE ANYTHING

It really does. Nishiki and Ryuji were solid since they were introduced at the start as your main villains. They were obvious threats, and it really felt like something when you finally fought them at the end. Then 3 came around and decided to make "the mastermind of everything is the final boss" the recurring theme for every final boss in the series.

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I'm surprised he wrote Judgment. Guy's still got it.

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damn she's pretty hot for a happa

lol

based

So what you are saying is that daddy gotta get first dibs?

Wow he even got a medal for it.

>he is at that cabaret place
>he is at the Omi meeting where he beats Daigo and fights Kiryu
>he is in that place to kill the fat fuck and gives back Haruka back(a mistake)
>phone calls giving orders and doing raids in Kamurocho
>final part

I think he is at another part in the story, but hell, he is there the most compared to others end-game bosses, like Mine.

>mistake
?

Ryuji should have thrown Haruka from the window and spared us from all those plot problems in future games

>he is at that cabaret place
>he is at the Omi meeting where he beats Daigo and fights Kiryu
both very early on in the game

>he is in that place to kill the fat fuck and gives back Haruka back(a mistake)
>phone calls giving orders and doing raids in Kamurocho.
both near the end of the game

but then we wouldn't have gotten the delicious 3 and 4 Haruka models

kaito-san..

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Why does she trigger incels so much? I really don't get it. She's a grown woman and she fell in love with Yuta. Yuta is a good kid with a kind heart. Obviously they should've used protection, but shit happens and they messed up. But as a result, they made a beautiful baby boy they'll raise together.

What's wrong with incels? I'm a 22 year old virgin but even I can understand this. She did nothing wrong.

Shibusawa spends most of 0 doing background stuff, with the only direct action being that he shoots the driver in the highway shootout. Aizawa has some screen time at the start of 5 to about the 15/20% area, and then doesn’t come back until one cutscene at the 90% mark, and then he’s the final boss.

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she's a woman, she has no sense of loyalty

Then cum inside your daughter daily

>Aizawa

so disappointing
I fucking love 5 but he sucks. Same with Shinada fighting Baba. Akiyama's fight was sick though.

>daughters
>women in general

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What's wrong with you? Did you expect Kiryu to fuck Haruka or something? You should stop jerking off to porn so often.

>she did nothing wrong

I think it's mainly the fact she fucked the first Yakuza goober she met that triggered people. Ruined her character for people even more after her retardation in 5.

That's a realistic portrayal of women.

>akiyama’s final boss in 5 had more build up than the rest of the bosses despite him only getting half of a chapter while everyone else got full chapters
Baba technically was built up but it was more like a side villain that would become a good guy rather than being shinada’s final boss just because there’s no one else to fight.

b-but Haruka is puuuuuure

>have a son
>he gets cucked
or
>he becomes a basedboy

She triggered me way before 6
>always getting kidnapped and making stupid decisions
>says she doesnt want to be an idol in Y2, but in 5 she wants to
>her mother warns not to be like her, but Haruka becomes like her and does the same mistakes because she doesnt tell the truth to Kiryu and then shit happens
>that dog in K1 she annoys Kiryu so much with errands and then she LETS THE DOG LEAVE to get it back later

Her love for orphanage was fine in 3, but shit gets retarded in 4 and 5. All of the time wasted on this character through the series is what annoys me the most, and shit like Haruka's trust. And yet I am not talking about 6 because I only played the demo, read what happened with her and laugh about it

In the end I cared more about the other kids in the orphanage than her. Like that kid that wanted to be a pro wrestler, or the other that wanted to play baseball

Even if you dont care for her fucking and getting pregnant on the first try, she did a lot of dumb shit.

Makoto?
Makimura Makoto?

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She's 20 years old and she had been in Hiroshima for 3 years. She didn't just Fuck him on a whim.

Shame we never got a bro op segment as majima like kiryu and nishiki did.

>majima saves makoto
>she cucks him

>kiryu saves haruka and yumi
>they both cuck him

what is the message here

I really hope J some to PC before 6.

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Wasn't this the big bad in kamen rider Fourze

>knew he was just some Yakuza goon for 3 years and still rode him

doesn't make it any fucking better
should've fucked Seajima instead

Judgement is better than every Yakuza game that has been released so far.

I agree. They shouldn't bother making more Yakuza games. It's run its course by now.

*hits pipe*

samepassfag

>sees potential in Majima-chan to be an amazing business man
>tries to convince him to leave Yakuza life since that life sucks and full of betrayals and a mistake means death, when he can make a lot of cash in the cabaret
>Majima goes "no"
>gives Majima lectures and gives advices how shit is and what he should do
>Majima goes "uuuh"
>asks Majima if he killed the girl
>Majima lies
>asks again and again and reminds Majima not to screw up again or top dogs will not forgive him again
>Majima lies
>almost dies and still forgives Majima after a beating instead of killing him off
>gives more lectures until the end of game
>people think Sagawa is a son of a bitch

Of all of the Yakuza bastards he wasnt only the smuggest, but that one guy that forgave him the most while trying to do his job. He also paid for what Shimano did and Majima shit and he knew what it was going for him without a single fuck giving

She did a lot things wrongs

him dying for shimano was infuriating

>TFW almost cried at the end when he got shot
I'm still pissed and sad that Majima didn't get to keep his bro.

Sagawa had a terrible Kyodai. A master troll one

Majima never keeps his bros, they either die or go to jail.

or they disappear like kiryu
he does have saejima at the end of 6 tho

>i heard you like shitty tailing sequences so we put one in for every little thing
>yo bro, we made the chase sequences even less interactive than before, and we even added slow motion qte's in it
>hope you enjoy looking for evidence with a camera that's as slow as molasses
>hahaha, there's that text notifying you that the keihin gang appeared for the 40th time
>you like styles that are pretty slow with obnoxiously long ending animations, right?

>there's apparently going to be two female lead characters in ichibans game
oh no

Only legitimate problems you listed were tailing missions, and the constant gang bullshit. The chases are a million times better than they ever were. Steering during chases used to be a fucking nightmare. Also, they always had QTEs, so I don't know what your point was there.

>she cucks him
He cucked himself.

Yumi is just a mentally challenged retard, and if you expect Kiryu and Haruka to get together, you should neck yourself.

Imagine bathing a little girl and going in for a little extra swipes around her girl thing haha...

what if i raise my daughter to be a lesbian?

so really shes going to take someone else's daugther and someone else's possible wife away from them

so isnt that better?

>Also, they always had QTEs, so I don't know what your point was there.
not to the extent of this game, where the game slows down every time you get remotely close to an obstacle just to give you a qte.
they had the chases down pat in 4, and 5 and they controlled fine there so i don't know what you're on about.
also forgot to list the stupid fucking pick a key thing every time you wanted to unlock a door.

only problem here is the overuse of the crappy tailing mechanic
the chases are a straight up improvement

>they had the chases down pat in 4, and 5 and they controlled fine

Bullshit, steering a character during chases was fucking terrible.

>they had the chases down pat in 4, and 5 and they controlled fine there

You're wrong.

terrible how?
too fast, or too slow?

they keyring thing was pretty weird
I guess it's just a little memory game

Nothing to do with speed, steering a character was just awful.

>they had the chases down pat in 4, and 5

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awful how?

>chase on rooftops
>keep running into corners when trying to cross a narrow walkway because of how slow turns were

I remember this shit all too well..

It just controlled terribly. In Judgment you can still avoid shit like cones etc, but the controls are much more responsive and fluid. I don't know how anyone could possibly prefer the clunky old system.

>not to the extent of this game

That's bullshit. I recently replayed 4, and there are plenty of QTEs during chases.

this is the worst example of old good new bad contrarianism I've ever seen

so the kid is going to grow up without parents now? Good job legal system.

>anyone who doesn't agree with my opinion is a contrarian

anyone defending the old chase mechanic has to be contrarian

Yes

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Underrated post.

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my sides

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Because he knew Majima wanted to prove to Saejima that he wasn't a pussy, remember he knew Saejima back when he decided to beat up punks in Soutenboori for surgery money even though that was unlikely as hell he will make enough in time. Even before he went and killed 18 people (I know rubber bullets, but even Majima didn't want to go through with the hit)

Then look at Saejima's oath brother Majima who tries to walk the straight and narrow path after being tortured, it was almost pathetic in a way to see the guy be the oath brother of someone who despite the fact that fate will fuck him over at every turn continued to walk that path. The fact that Majima would just be an obedient dog that when one day Saejima comes back, all he sees is a grovelling dog for Shimano or the Tojo upper dogs.

How do you think would Saejima react seeing Majima in a sorry state?

>hope you enjoy looking for evidence with a camera that's as slow as molasses

It's only slow if you hold focus though. This is just nitpicking.

Can you waifu Mafuyu in Judgment?

>This is just nitpicking.
not really.
they make you do it constantly for the main story, and there's normally only one thing you need to find.
feels like they're only there for the cat trophy.

They say this is the wrong way to approach having a daughter, and clearly it is, but I'm having a hard time seeing it any other way. The internet has warped my mind.

>not really

yeah it is. the camera isn't slow at all.

Same here. A waste of character space

>they make you do it constantly for the main story

did you complain about the same thing existing and being used constantly for la noire?

oh no how dare a detective game make use of this mechanic for its story

Mine was in Yakuza 3 though

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so fucking what
it's a detective game
complain about tailing all you want but the evidence scenarios actually feel like they belong
the camera isn't even slow

dumb antagonist

>bro look how young and strong this guy is
>he should be a challenge for an older kiryu
>not even a challenge for unbeatable kiryu

Doesn't change the fact that he fucking suplexes a guy off a skyscraper for his husbando

so fucking what

well for starters it's a really selfish perspective. the fact of the matter is your hypothetical daughter has her own free will, desires, needs, just like every other human being that's come and gone. why should she sacrifice them just because you're a hypothetical salty fuck past his prime

>Kuroiwa
>handsome

yikes Japan yikes

I feel so bad for Colin Mochrie

the point is that there's an overabundance of them, and they just shit on the pace of the game.
i'm fine with the ones that have something to do with the crime scene, but then you have the extremely pointless ones that have you look at the drone in the sky at the start of the game, look at a specific part of a map that the character could've seen for himself, and that stupid fucking "find the gold card" one at the end of the game that only exists for the fucking cat trophy.
i'm right, you're all wrong, get owned.

>no Sayama gf

It’s not fucking fair bros ;_;

>you like styles that are pretty slow with obnoxiously long ending animations, right?

This one's the biggest problem I have with Judgement, although it's not too bad. I prefer the responsiveness and snappiness of Kiryu and co's attacks. Everything else is pretty good though

>yakuza gets 7 games that culminate in Keiryu geting cuckolded
>FOTN: Lost Paradise comes out, shits all over the Yakuza games for the boring trash they are, and everyone glosses over it.
this is the darkest fucking timeline. I want a sequel to Lost Paradise, not whatever the fuck judgment is supposed to be.

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Get help before you offend user seriously.

>the point is that there's an overabundance of them, and they just shit on the pace of the game
I completely disagree. The gold card one was fine too. The cats just made them more enjoyable too, if you cared enough.

>i'm right, you're all wrong, get owned.
Why would you want to come off as a 13 year old?

everyone glossed over it because it was boring shit.
only decent part was the combat.

>FOTN: Lost Paradise

absolute bore outside of bossfights

how is there an overabundance when it's a fucking detective game you imbecile

>pretty hot for a happa
they are all hot, but they are all prone to being depraved sluts

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give me your honest opinions, how would you react had Kyriu banged Haruka, it doesnt matter that 6 never saw release on the west if that happened in this hypothetical scenario, how would you react to the fact?

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Might be because I was still working on 100%ing RDR2 when Judgement came out, but I didn't mind the tailing missions. RDR2 is pretty slow pace with a lot of parts, so I guess I was used to it.

It was pretty broken but in a funny way. Like running right past them without going full red. Always gave me a sensible chuckle.

me just want to punch people

I'd think Kiryu is fucked up.

fair enough, i just hope they don't bring this stuff back for shin.
if they do, i hope they use them more sparingly/improve them.
did you not read my post?
i said the ones that covered crime scenes and stuff were fine, but there was too many pointless ones, and i gave a few examples of those.

I like how you just described the Yakuza games.

>have a daughter
>becomes lesbian
ehh...
>has the same taste in woman as you
OK I'm kinda proud

fuck that little bitch I skip every cutscene with her

it's literally a spin-off of said series so I don't get your point

I mean in theory that fixes the problem

How the fuck did Sagawa end up with a Kyodai like Shimano? Sagawa shines with wisdom and wits, why Shimano?

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I WANT TO FUCK DS HARUKA

shimano and his big brain/4D chess made it happen somehow.
also
>that fucking n on the card
what did they mean by this?

I know he was in Shin Godzilla

He got cucked by her too though.

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Judgment is written really fucking well. Love it.

>he just wanted Majima to have a normal life after being raped and tortured in the hole for a year straight
Dude just wanted a business associate and/or drinking buddy.

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Yeah, I'd put it above 0. Got a great feeling after finishing it, unlike 6.

At least he's white.

That was based as fuck, Mine did nothing wrong.
Except behead based Kanda.

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>kanda and nagumo share the same voice actor
>yuya and rikiya also share the same voice actor
this is fucking weird

Rikiya was a lad.

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top lad
i miss him

why'd he have to go? ;_;

Jeff Goldblum?

B A S T E

May as well be Jap Goldblum

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Is Majima a nihilist?

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wish we saw him in that suit more often.

guess the game

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Same.

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haha check this out losers

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Amane is better.

>older
>better

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JESUS FUCK

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I'd rather fuck her brother.

kino
no wonder they made his eyes so big

don't click this if you haven't played judgment btw

Anyone have link to the video? Cant find it anymore

If Yokoyama is the writer for ShinYakuza, then I'm not importing it, nor buying it on PS4 when it's localized.

I'll wait to pirate it on PC. The story will be guaranteed trash if he's credited anywhere.

>have a son
>he grows up to be a incel and his chances of having kids and your bloodline continuing is gone
At least with a daughter she will make sure your legacy lives on its a blessing to have many daughters

0's story was good though.

Not really. It just has the least retarded twists. Just obvious ones. The story itself is pretty damn boring as a whole.
Kiryu isn't fleshed out at all, and Majima going full retard makes absolutely no sense at the end despite his "muh freedom" spiel.

IIRC they had that novelist from 1 and 2 look over it. Which is why it isn't as bad as his usual flops, and why 6 goes back to being shit.

>go around sotenbori with her in kiwami 2
>she wants me to beat the golf bingo game
>mfw took 2 hours and a shitload of money to do
I really really hope she doesn't ask me to win a mahjong game

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they didn't, he was only there for 1 and 2.
also 6 isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. far better than 3, 4, and 5's stories.

after having played judgment
0 comes off as extremely mediocre
it just has good characters going for it

She asks literally everything. I gave up on that shit.

Judgment is fuckin really good. Caught me off guard.

>they didn't, he was only there for 1 and 2.

[citation needed]

also as a send-off for kiryu it was a horrible story

>Caught me off guard

same here kyodai
blew my expectations out the water

only good in the sense of the rest of the stories in the series being absolute garbage

just from the stools I can tell they have terrible diets.

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>[citation needed]

prove he had help first
everyone said 0 was a fluke

it's not better than them in any way shape or form
it's basically on par with the stupid tweests and shit endings

>people shitting on 0 now

I remember when everyone was convinced Kiryu was gonna Usagi Drop her because she was the only consistent female in his life. Honestly that would have been a better outcome.

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Why does her skin not look yellow?

>now

I've always found it to be just okay. It's 0fags that praise it to hell and back. The fights are way too fucking easy like 4, and it has the worst gauntlets. The story is really overrated, the blind girl is an idiot, and Kiryu is pretty much the same character he always it is in every game.

It just has good characters and sub stories.

>Usagi Drop
Fuck that series.

oh no the poor 0fag is upset

i'm not a 0fag though

not shitting on it, just saying the story isn't as phenomenal as people make it out to be

Why? It was great. Also the anime doesn't even get to the part where Rin gets older and their relationship becomes romantic.

Don't be a faggot. That's the point of it and similar series.

I think the reason 0 has a decent story is because Yokoyama had an entire story to build upon already. Would've been easy. That's why 6 goes back to bring garbage.

>bring garbage
being* garbage

judgments story is pretty good, but fuck me there's too much shit keeping me from wanting to do a legend playthrough.

She couldn't have known him for more than a year. Her character was built up from the age of fucking 10 as being responsible and smart. Not only that but they may not have even been dating when they fucked. Yuta thought that tatsu being the father was resonable but why the fuck would you think it reasonable for the girl you're dating to the point of fucking going and fucking your friend. It's completely out of character for her and the person is a shitty human for being okay with his friend fucking his supposed girlfriend and not immediately saying confidently that it isn't possible. The game's plot had very little to do with kiryu aside from people desperately trying to get the head of the dragon as a trophy and the huge amount of parent child relationships throughout.