Post your game theories

Post your game theories.

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i think i cummed to the thought of matpat wife cucking him and having a porn webm

OP is a fag? That's a good theory.

Jet Set Radio Future is a commentary on radio influence in a urban environment

my theory is that matpat is a fucking hack and I hope he gets ass cancer and dies

G-Man is a future version of Gordon

ITT: matpat tries to steal user's game theories
fuck off hack

Your show died a long time ago. It became super boring and irrelevant.

40% stupid jokes
40% reddit theories
20% talking about how cool GT is.

I have a theory that his best videos are when he's crying on camera about his house almost burning down, acting like it was such a big deal when his house was untouched but thousands of people surrounding him lost their house and their belongings, but he was crying about it /almost/ happening

fake human

Forgot the

>15% shilling merchandise

Luigi is actually Mario's brother.

I have DEFY money.

Snk Vs Capcom Chaos is set in a post apocalyptic setting
it's no surprise we only get to see one character in one background who happens to look angelical.
And then there's the heaven & hell levels.

what if mario was real was used mushrooms to get high haha

Bullshit. There's absolutely no evidence for this, retard.

i have never enjoyed his videos. they have always been way too cringeworthy for me to actually bother sit through them. especially when he starts fucking tweening a jpeg of himself. why can't he just actually film himself? it's weird.

Post Matpat getting btfo
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Sans is Ness??!?

dude what if super mushroms were a drug and lal the mario games were just mario tripping on mushroom drugs lmao doesnt it really make sense when you think about it for a minute

What if OP was NOT a faggot?

>AHH NO I"M GETTING BULLIED

Spider-Man PS4 and the Square Enix Avengers game will take place in the same continuity

someone post the vocaroo

Nintendo games are becoming more boring as the year go by because the Japanese government is forcing NEETS/hikis too quit gaming and go get a job/get married and stimulate the economy

MatPat deserves bullying 100%

Dude what if mario was pycho because he stomps on...
Ah nevermind he already did this one

The supercrown works on every. However Toadette, wont let anyone else wear it in canon.

>Reminder his editor killed himself and no one found his body until two days after he did the deed when Matpat was asking him to review something

The reason Rex & Pyra aren't playable in Smash is because Monolith already got Nintendo to add KOS-MOS as DLC

And T-elos

TFW you realize it's the other way around: Mario is Luigi's brother

It's actually toad's delusional state due to having extremely deep seated body dysmorphia but the Mushroom Kingdom adopted a liberal mental health program and only enables him instead of treating it so "toadette" imagined a crown that made him a perfect female as the extra dosage of sleeping pills takes effect

Can someone post the vocaaro of the user making an impression of Matpat using his friend suicide to sell more merch

That’s not a theory that’s a fact

honestly, you should be embarrassed if you're a grown man who finds his videos entertaining

Ulysses was buttmad that he had a small dick and took his rage out on the Courier

>solid snake is a real person
>the movie is actually happening in real life
>it's about how Hitler dindu muffin
>info war is happening right now
>snake rides off into the sunset with trillions in bitcoin
My dad works at nintendo

The new pokemon game is being made to look intentionally shit because it will mostly be bought by retard kids on the switch lite. If it was too graphically intensive it would kill the battery too quickly.

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Rayman is a cosmic horror story
>The world and its inhabitants are dreamed up by a god.
>Because of this, the landscape and personalities of the characters are constantly changing

In 3, the battlefield of the final boss looks pretty eldritch. The thing is Reflux summoned the Leptys, the god his people worship, in order to beat Rayman. While a statue depicts the Leptys as a giant bird, perhaps the "battlefield" is actually the deity itself. Why else are there giant eyeballs on stalks all around the area?

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Allfather Lloyd is Nito

The reason King K Rool hates Donkey is because Donkey gave him pink eye with his smelly finger and loled in his stupid face. That's why K Rools eye looks like that.

DS3, specifically The Ringed City, is a prequel to Bloodborne.
>the painted world becomes the world of man and Yharnam
>power of souls condensed into the blood, making it a holy medium
>the outer world falls into Aldrich's age of deep, filled with eldrich abominations (great ones)
>man's innate curiosity pushes him to explore the cosmos (beyond the painting) to an ancient world he is utterly ill equip to comprehend
>also Patches

My Life As a Teenage Robot takes place in the Fallout universe pre-war

the world would be better without youtube gaming channels

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the kids are all dead, the Cul-de-sac is purgatory. The fact that this is still debated is mind blowing. The speech Rolf gives you after finishing all 50 Urban Ranger badges pretty much confirms it.

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Matpat is a pedophile

modern game companies view corporate overlords as a lovecraftian evil and are genuinely terrified of the conditions capitalism imposes on their work, and out of fear they hire libcore feminazis but it's just trading one hell for another

G-men is a combine disguised in a human body, like MIB

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What does he say?