Unmute mic

based and crunchpilled

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so did you stop? doesn't that prove you can stop? why dont you try to find other more internal coping mechanics

>Unmute mic
>Suck cock

>unmute mic
>'Cause I'm losing my sight. Losing my mind. Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

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i left the game actually

>tfw you have the same tic
That sound terrible, user

>push to talk
>hear a bong rip and coughing for 10 seconds

NOTHING'S AAAALL
.
.
.
.
.
RIGHT

>unmute mic
>explain the fight mechanics to the team then ask if anyone has any questions

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>unmute mic
>cum on it

>unmute mic
>start screaming nigger

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>unmute mic
based

>been mumbling to myself and making weird noises for the last 5 minutes
>push to talk wasn't enabled

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>unmute mic
>say something
>nobody replies
>one person leaves chat room
t-thanks..

i do the same thing and i'm extremely paranoid about using any kind of voice chat or recording device for that reason. do you also have autism?

>that fucking filename
fucking embarrassing

>unmute mic
>kiss head of dildo

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>open mic
>pause
>close mic

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Not him but I also sometimes curse or just mumble random gibberish whenever Im alone for no real reason.

>unmute mic
>dogs start barking

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seems pretty based to me

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aww

>unmute mic
>*ting ting ting*

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>never have mic muted
>laugh like a normal human being
>every other person in the chat unmutes their mic before they start to laugh

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good 1

>Unmute mic
>SHOUTOUT SEAN RANKLIN IS THAT DSP LOL BRANDY AND PANDA LEE GOT BLACKED

>extrabig
For you.

Is that fucking lillie

>Unmute mic
>fart
wtf was that?

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FROG POSTERS DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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>faggot joins the raid
*bong noises*
>"brb going to smoke a blunt"

Alternatively
>"yoo I'm so high rn lmao like haha yeah I smoke weed dude"

>Mute mic
>Never unmute it
I'm extremely terrified of people hearing my voice and making fun of me, or simply muting me because they hate it

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>stick mic in mouth
>OOOooOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOHHUUUUUUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAUAUUAUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYAAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOUUUUUOUOOOOOOU NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER HEIL HITLER 666 69 NIGGER CUM BIG DICK NIGGER CUM HEIL HITLER COVERED IN NIGGER CUM BIG DICK NIGGERS BIG DICK NIGGERS BIG DICK NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>[background domestic violence in spanish]
>um, um dey are going to beeee, to bee, they're going to beee

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You have to be 20 to post here.

>mic on voice sensitivity
>edge to porn in between games
>pant heavily into mic

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I wish.

gay, but based

>there are girls in the channel
>have open mic
>eat my food and burp in voice chat anyway

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>unmute mic
>hi boys

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based

shoulda started humming louder

I kek'd

I literally talk to myself and laugh about my own jokes all the time when I'm alone at home
And I think it's totally fine
But if someone catches me, I'm embarrassed as fuck

>sigh
>cough

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fucking B A S E D
also
>push to talk
>shush anyone talking until they stop

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I'm the same except I don't talk to myself that often, but I do laugh out of nowhere sometimes thinking back to shit I've seen online. It can be hard to explain it to others. Then again, I haven't had enough time alone to figure out if I'm the kind of guy to ramble to myself.

I have a friend who is like that. You just have to find someone who genuinely enjoys playing with you, and then offer to do a co-op game with them once you feel comfortable. He still doesn't talk in public games though because he has a very strong speech impediment but I'm the only one who can understand him 90% of the time.

>do you have a mic?
>n-no
>well then im sorry but with a mic we would play bet-
>no its alright, good luck guys
and now im sitting here posting frogs at 3 am, god i fuckin wish someone taught me confidence

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>open mic
>roommate enters my room (open door)
>shouts "nigger" and walks out

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BASED

get plastered, that's what I do

>unmute mic
>leave it next to desk fan

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>unmute mic
> HELLO NIGGGGGGEERRRSSS
>*leaves*

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english?

>have no microphone intact
>use phone as microphone
>forget that it's a microphone and go shitting with it

Drink alcohol and get drunk

>unmute mic
>*Sniff* *Sniff*

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i do this and i apologize profusely it's just it's so fucking hot out fuck summer this post made by winter comfyposting gang

>unmute 2 mics.
>Have dog bark into one which plays into the other which plays into the original.
>endless bark loop.

Can't stop laughing.

I'm just imagining some grizzly blue collar low-level manager getting back from a shit day at the warehouse, trying to raise his kids on a shoestring budget, found out his favorite employee was next up on the chopping block, feels really low.

He gets back, tells his wife he needs to just wind down, starts up a game and just does this shit, turning the console off right after mid-game.

"good to get that off my chest".

I was on about this post

how often do griefers join discord voice to fuck with people? ive never had that happen to me yet, but had it happen several times during the ventrilo days
i kinda miss them

youtube.com/watch?v=emVXc8BxI7o

cringe

>use PTT
>criticize people for using voice activation like the scrubs they are
>open mic for bodily noises anyway

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i might be the guy who yelled at you

>he hasn't read it yet

Someone do a Vocaroo of this please.

>unmute mic
>play youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s and
>youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk
pic related sort of.

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this please

>unmute mic
>sneeze
>leave the game

Whats the one on the left senpai

At least the house next door to you didn't get sold.

i like to laugh with people

>napalm_sticks_to_kids.mp3
>squad_broken.mp3
>bob_saget_raped_and_killed_a_girl_in_1990.mp3
>help_me_dr_dick.mp3
>i_carried_an_m16_endurance_earrape_edition
>alabama_nigger.mp3
>a.i.d.s.mp3
>nigzbop.mp3
>staple_tapeworms_on_my_penis.mp3
>scotland_forever.mp3
>the_most_annoying_sound_in_the_world_endurance_edition.mp3
>cruel_angels_thesis_bike_horn.mp3
>what_is_love_10_hours.mp3

Another night on the party van

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>hit push to talk
>ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS MASTURBATING... WOODY... GOT WOOD...

>unmute mic
>furiously start masturbating while moaning loudly until I ejaculate then say sorry and mute mic

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What is this whole “push to talk” thing I hear about so much on here? Anytime my friend and I play a game on Xbox with our Turtle Beach headsets, we just hear each other the whole time. Is there an option to change it to “push to talk” and would that fix the horrible lag when we speak? It takes like 3 seconds for something we say to get to the other person.

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>unmute mic
>star dropping redpills to educate my fellow gamers on the holocaust, the racial bell curve and crime statistics

>votekick started

>unmute mic
>fire alarm low battery beep

>unmute mic
>realize the only way I can get attention is by acting like an asshat clown

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>unmute mic
>wheeze and sound like a drill
ebnic moment

>not embracing it and starting arguements with everyone else on the server
never gonna make it brah

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based

Well, now you need to post a vocaroo of your voice.
Word of advice, EVERYONE hates their own voice.

>mic always open
>have my entire family talk in the background
>extremely loud music blasting at full volume from my speakers
>freshly installed 120 decibel fans on my pc

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I'd rather have people genuinely interested in me that having to dance around like a monkey for their entertainment tbhwy

I don't hate mine

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Confidence is something you're born with, frog poster.

nice bait

>constantly hot mic
>turn up gain on purpose when I go piss
>lugged laptop into the bathroom once so chat could hear me take a shit
10/10, stay devilish bros.

Ok Morgan Freeman. But the point I'm trying to make is that, where most people hear their voice and notice all the quirks and problems with it, everyone else just hears "a voice" and don't care/pick up on those quirks. I hate my voice but I've learned to understand that no one is going to be annoyed by it at all, and so I have no qualms about joining voice chats.

Not baiting, please help. Is push to talk only a pc thing or something?

>Join voice chat
>Another player is needlessly aggressive and angry for no reason

Alternatively
>Join voice chat
>Other player on team spouts Yea Forums memes and racist remarks and stutters starting every joke

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>help me with my Turtle Beach™ headset guys!!

but no it probably wouldnt. most ppl here play on pc

My turtle beaches have a mute button but I only do that when I gotta leave the room or take a shit or something. But yeah, I'm like you guy, basically open mic all the time.

>Unmute mic
>Sigh

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vocaroo.com/i/s1sTcFJaKdaz

I am weirded out by hearing my voice because of how unemotional and robotic it sounds.

do you perhaps live in south america

>be me 14
>play cs 1.6 all day long
>end up in mixes and make plenty of friends
>autism makes me the best player in the group
>people always pick me first
feelsgoodman.jpeg
>always use push to talk to make call outs
>angsty preteen so lose temper often
>when mad comment on how the people on my team suck ass
>once forget to set the push to talk
>after a while start to wonder why noone talks but me
>alt tab out to teamspeak
>realize what have I done
>disconnect from game
>leave ts
>remove all my friends
Even after a decade it hurts.

>enter voice chat
>start talking about what you are doing in your game as if you were streaming it and never stop

>unmute mic
>take a bong rip

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>go into game chat
>fucking faggots stay in party chat and don’t switch over
Get the FUCK game chat you limp dick retards

>unmute mic
>drop mic

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>having a conversation
>some fag rips a juul for five hours
>force disconnect him every time
feels good to abuse powers bros.

>unmute mic
>start playing jungle music really loudly from my phone

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No way fag

Kek

>used to micspam on Secret Laboratory
>fun all around
>game gets kicked to /vg/ by a janitor or mod
>fun fades
>autists remain as game loses interest
>autists deny game is dying, anyone that says the game is dying is called a single person
>it's always the same autists
>game added muting, player list, being able to visit people's steam profiles from the player list, micspamming becomes worthless
>last general thread was in April
Things suck
Weed rotted Jullikas' brain

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Based.

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>unmute mic
>start singing out loud ignoring every request to stop

It's all because some janny didn't get his oc on the SCP wiki

kek

based as fuck
also add the sex offender shuffle into there

how to spot a spic 101

It was just some guy who got mad at SCP threads being posted too often, I was there when it happened, the "he didn't get his OC" thing is just something some user came up with

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someone deliver, we promise upvotes

The yarn is a lot funnier than the actual truth, either way jannies are fucking kikes.

one moment

>mfw

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vocaroo.com/i/s0Lj6gNC3p2j

>unmute mike
>starts shouting at me for abusing admin
>mute mike

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Dare i say BASED

saved

YESS user

Why would you post that? That was the dumbest shit I’ve seen maybe ever.

So you can see what you sound like.

[ x ] based
[ x ] redpilled

youtu.be/dhTLDV9qPZ4

I used to play on a gmod server that apparently had this happen so much that they had to make a rule.

ADMIN ABUUUUSE
ADMIN ABUUUUUSE
ADMIN ABUUUUUUUUSSSSEEEE
ADMIN ABBBUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>unmute mic
>don't speak

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>unmute mic
>youtu.be/dO38lSmXJ1o

Nothing is fine

This brings me great joy.

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>unmute mic
>McDonald's is a place to Rock
>it is a restaurant where they buy food to eat

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user I have literally done this, I love you my brother

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okay THIS is based

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>face reveal
>fat chick

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>hail hitler

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>someone will spam this on a party Yea Forumsan

I WHOOPED SPIDERMAN'S ASS

Looks like gup.

Thanks for recording that, you made my day.

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>unmute mic
>start bullying muted teammate into unmuting
>keep bullying anyway
>he starts to stutter
>user left the game
>mute mic

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ROCK
N
ROLL
MCDONALDS
ROCK
N
ROLL
MCDONALDS

>Tell them their voice sounds feminine
>Listen to them have a meltdown on the mic before inevitably muting themselves

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>Unmute mic
>mid conversation just talk over everyone
>become center of attention through sheer force of interruption
>my conversation now
>"is pegging gay bros?"
>mute

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I got that reference
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph593334a278639

>unmute mic
>start yelling at and talking over everyone
>call people niggers and say other gross stuff
>"you're a bad troll dood you won't even let us talk back and joke with you!"

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Everyone would've forgotten about it the next day
You overreacted

>in party
>unmute
>verbally assault dps to remind them how they're all a dime a dozen and will get booted if they fuck up
>fastest clear yet

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>unmute mic
>try to start fights with people and troll them
>instead of getting mad at me they just call me cute

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>dime a dozen

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*unmutes mic*
youtube.com/watch?v=uoyD7_XBk30

It's an idiom, idiot

are you an MJ12 soldier?

>unmute
>"Only faggots and trannies play MMORPGs."
>disconnect

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newfags go back

Stop pretending to be some faggot, we both know you need to kill yourself

Nothing gets me higher that being abhorrently mean to people in mmos and ban evading

>pretend to not have a mic
>end of the game say "GG" in the mic

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i bet you're actually a nice and sensitive person in real life and you go too far and feel bad sometimes

>unmute dick

old men are the future

>Unmutes cocklust

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I'm pretty shy in real life desu

oh man, they've gotten much worse in the year since their general started bleeding players
they had a gay meetup and jullikas got caught shilling the game on Yea Forums as soon as he woke up

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talk to mike.
disappears for another year.

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>"my mic broke"

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>"anyone got a mic?"
>"no"

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cute

I bet you do shit DPS though bro, kys

>unmute mic
>start making swish noises when your character swings his weapon

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That sucks, I remember the last thing the developers made was re-releasing the computer SCP months ago, and before that more radio silence
The game spawned so much fun and so many memes though

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i don't play MMORPGs because i'm not a faggot or a tranny

I remember back in the vanilla wow era we would hang out in teamspeak all day long while playing the game. One day I recorded our session for some reason. When I listened to it, I found out that apparently my threshold for voice activation had been set way too low. For the entire time I could be heard obnoxiously breathing, it was almost unbearable. Yet nobody had ever said anything to me.

>tfw do this but I actually start singing full stop

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based

>unmute mic
>money stolen
THE SJWS FUCKING WIN AGAIN

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>unmute mic
youtu.be/RM88KhLw0oA

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>unmute mic
>nothing but the hum of my fan

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>"Hello can anyone hear me"
>"No"

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user, this situation isn't really that embarrassing. It's all good.

based

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>softly whisper "sneed" every 15 minutes

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>unmute mic
youtube.com/watch?v=gXQkGSO9kH0
>mute

>insulting and bullying user
>starts stuttering and acts flustered
>hear a gentle moan

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>unmute mic
>"ALEXA, GOOGLE CHILD PORN"
>mute mic

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I do this because I've had a cough for almost six months now, I'm probably going to die.

>unmute mic
>open console
>voice_loopback 1
>+ voicerecord
>open virtualaudiocable
>ducktalesnigger.mp3
Time for some TF2 gaming

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>unmute mic
>youtu.be/Lv_oZaL5nSI

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>unmute mic
>hentai blasting at full volume

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>*Unmute mic*
>*POP*
>tzzzzt
>*POP*
>"HEL-----CAN YO---H--R------ME"
>*POP*
>Bzzzzzzz-*cough*-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-*cruch crunch*-zzzzzzzzzzz-*burp*-zzzzzzzzzzzzz-*Play video full volume on phone*-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-*crunch*-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-*cough*-zzzzzzzzzzzz-*heavily exhale*-zzzzzzzzzzz-*snort*-zzzzz-*hacking cough*-zzzzz-*talks to self under breath*-zzzzzzzzzzzzt

>unmute mic
>checkout Yea Forums's Yea Forums, it's a place where we discuss video games. New friends are welcome. Don't be afraid to post, stupid opinions and unfunny memes don't exist.

>unmute mic
>plays rap music over top of crackwhore gf taking care of unwanted baby while faint police sirens go off in the background

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Dear God why

>shy
>have mic but don't want to talk
>sorry guys my mic is broke
>work up the courage to start talking
>mic actually breaks

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>unmute mic
>DID YOU KNOW THAT JEWS HAVE GOTTEN KICKED OUT OF EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY THEY'VE BEEN IN? HOW COME DURING THE HOLOCAUST, OR THE HOLOHOAX AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, DID THE GAS CHAMBERS HAVE WINDOWS AND USE A WOODEN DOOR? EVEN IF THEY GASSED JEWS CONSTANTLY AT MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY, THEY WOULDN'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR 6 MILLION. WHERE ARE THE BONE FRAGMENTS? JUST SOME QUESTIONS I WOULD LIKE ANSWERED

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>money stolen

>push to talk
>I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
>TO HELL WITH THE NAACP
>I DON'T DRINK I DON'T CUSS
>I WANNA RIDE ON THE FRONT OF THE BUS

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>push to talk
>mic is now too far away for anyone to hear me

based
youtube.com/watch?v=x3-4ue8Kv-w

incriminatingly based

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Based Pol poster.

Nigger is such a funny word, isn't it? Are you enjoying your first day here, champ?

More games need to use proximity chat

nigger

>unmute mic
>die
>mute mic

Nigger only gets funnier the older you get.

>beat my wife
>Forgot to turn off open mic

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>Last kill of the game
>Unmute mic
>youtube.com/watch?v=id0mddG_wL4

reminds me of the time that fortnite streamer beat the shit out of his wife
Such a good video

now that's a heated gamer moment

vocaroo.com/i/s0G2tlOQgWAF

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>unmute mic
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based

>Yo can somebody shut that dawg up nigga?
*Plays GRRRRRRRR noise *

>unmute mic
Hey is my mic working?
>"yes"
>dont say a thing the entire rest of the session

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>unmutes mic
>OH WA HA HA HA

beyond based

I use push to talk on my mic because I don't want space fans and shit going into the vc but I can't get words out when playing because my hands are always on the controller. The only things I can say are quips during short gameplay breaks or talk while doing something and end up driving into a wall or something.

This thread reeks of underaged.

>femboy
super hot in 2D, fucking gross in 3D

>use toggle mute button built into headset
>playing online game with some friends
>live alone in a studio apartment
>pizza guy comes to the door
>forget to mute
>pizza guy: YOU HAVING A PARTY WITH ALL THIS FOOD OR WHAT?
>uh... heh....
>get back to computer with multiple pizza boxes
>friends: YOU GONNA SHARE OR WHAT, PAL?

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>Person is saying something over vc
>Unmute mic
>Take a MONSTROUS sip from my drink with mic as close as possible
>Sip lasts as long as they keep talking
>Take another one once they start up again

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ok this is pretty based

Should've just posted an ugly wojak and saved everyone time.

>sipping with out aaahhhing

Attention starved faggot. What’s wrong daddy didn’t give you enough attention?

>I know how to make the underage stop calling me a nigger, I'll get really upset and post a pissy reply!
Why did leftists ever think this was a good strategy?

>kid starts talking
>half the server interrupts him and says shut up kid

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Fuck you pika! I know its you

Look at where you are, faggot. Nobody is offended at you saying nigger. Saying "HITLER NIGGER CUM NIGGER LOLOLOLOL" just isn't funny. There's no joke, and it's very obvious that the guy is new and heard that Yea Forums is the cool big boy site where you can say nigger and not get banned

who are you quoting

>someone unmutes their mic
>*inhale* AA-
>voice_enable 0
I became a master at opening console and typing that shit in.

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Nobody believes you when you go on and on about how not offended you are and then post put downs like "cool big boy site"
The person I replied to newkid

based

Why would I continue to come here if I got offended every time someone said nigger.
It is exactly the same as going "BACON BACON OVER 9000 CHEESEBURGER" when you post it on Yea Forums. It's a regular word here, there's nothing inherently funny about saying it on a website where everyone says it in every other post. Just admit that you're new and your post isn't funny.

Some people enjoy feeling mad. Never met one before though.

>The person I replied to newkid
but the person you replied to didn't say "I know how to make the underage stop calling me a nigger, I'll get really upset and post a pissy reply!"

Yes they did.

I'm not fucking mad kid okay? How dare you call me mad, I'm so not mad newfag. Because I'm not. Just so you know.

Suck on my 6 nigger boy.

>go into menu in online game where you cant see who's talking
>open mic
>start making cawking noises

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Most based post in weeks

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Implying implications.

>unmute mic
>scream in agony

>"hey anyone got a mic?"
>unmute mic
>say "no"
>mute mic for the rest of the game

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>mic always on
>spanish mom yelling at player's sister or something in the background
>dog barking (always a yappy dog)
>annoying latino trap music garbled in the background
>eating food with lip smacking
>you practically can smell the hair gel
EVERY FUCKING TIME

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>unmute mic
>sneeze

Made me laugh

Fuck I'm retarded

This

Well of course i aaaaaahhhhh. As soon as they stop for a moment.

FUCK NIGGERS

Still beats having some fat fucking slob heavy breathing with open Mic

>enter a vidya chat with Yea Forums
>they unironically say based, cringe, seethe, cope, zoomer and boomer
>turn on mic
>vocaroo.com/i/s12ReWzBLmkF
stare at pic related at 0:52

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My wife likes to unmute her mic in Siege purely to burp into it. I'm forever amazed by the ungodly noises she can produce from her throat and It kills me that I can't get off to it because I'm certain she's a burp fetishist's dream.

>unmute mic
>speak through voice changer

then either do something interesting or shut up and sulk in the faggoty headspace you've crafted for yourself, don't reply to me

>enter a ____ with Yea Forums
that's where you went wrong

wow didnt expect based to be in this thread.

>Teammate unmutes his mic
>you can hear on the background that his mom is telling him to not forget to take his suppositories for the hemorroids.
He even disconnected after that

>use voice changer
>pretend to be a girl
>someone calls me a tranny
>turn off voice changer
>"shut the fuck up, faggot"
>turn voice changer back on

uhhhh, yeah.
f*cking based

>chug half liter of a delectable liquid refreshment; a carbonated drink of cull
>loading screen initiates
>unmute mic and commence lugging it across the keyboard
>stomp both feet and smash the available free hand on the open desk space
>inhale to let out a lengthy and potent wail as the extortionate gas builds up
>deepthroat my microphone in preparation afore unshackling the now well-prepared grisly belch to my fellow gamer's disorient
>haddest no choice but to endure my uncredited and anonymous hullabaloo

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based, did you go batman deep?

based