Read the image first, numbnuts
They're your new roommate. How does this make you feel?
Read the image first, numbnuts
Liam Morgan
Easton James
>I thought of this
HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Dylan Green
Doomguy
Sweet
Jonathan Butler
digits
Colton Sanders
>9S
hngh
Liam Ortiz
Aw hell yeah!
Mason Murphy
Cunny breeding time
Elijah Morales
this ought to be interesting...
Juan Foster
The blond in pic related.
Feels like a wholesome marriage waiting to happen man
Austin Garcia
Do I get Mamahaha too?
Jonathan Powell
My roommate Lucina is cute!
CUTE!
Jayden Ward
>Viewtiful Joe
Hell yeah, I'd love to marathon some toku with that guy.
Lucas King
>jack of blades
A-am I dead, bros?
Austin Ward
I don't know, it's cute but I aldready have a pet at home.
And beside, is he/she even sentient?
Nicholas Kelly
Honestly fucking cool.
>Has a job at WarioWare.
>Has literally every single Nintendo product and game.
>Has a equally fun and cute mom.
Can’t think of anything wrong with him.
Justin Gutierrez
>Wario
Oh fuck
Nathaniel Hall
I imagine it'd be pleasant, if awkward.
I'd have to clean up a bit more often and make sure not to be too loose around the lass.
Carson Cruz
>Rance
If we fug and party, okay
Otherwise insufferable
Leo Adams
>Haydee
Aw yeah.
Sebastian Russell
Time to cook more portions
Charles Lee
>Kratos
Never again I'd struggle to open jars and fix furniture.
Andrew Bailey
>Solid Snake
Seems pretty chill.
Ryder Phillips
>Bayonetta
Oh boy
Cooper James
>Nero
At least there will be a plenty of food from Kyrie
At worst Nico gonna smoke her ass cigarettes
Logan Richardson
Hope you enjoy getting blueballed 24/7
Robert Allen
>my WoW main, a level 120 orc warrior
noice
Jonathan Rogers
Use her butt as pillow.
Charles Russell
Gordon Freeman
He never talks to me and can definitely afford the rent
Lincoln Davis
He'd be a fucking awful roommate
William Evans
Hope you're ready to be a the first casualty to a ninja attack on his/your residence.
Nathan Phillips
>Arbiter
Well he seems like he'd be respectful of my boundaries at any rate.
Zachary Gomez
Cool I guess.
Ryder Ross
Lemeza Kosugi
That's cool, I love curry, even about to cook some
Ian Green
>chaotic good half-orc fighter cleric Bhaalspawn
Probably not fun
Isaac Parker
Aaron Rodriguez
>The biker dude from Mega Man X2's intro
I have no roommate then.
Joshua Jackson
>Jinjo
Would he just get stuck somewhere and politely call out for help every day?
Camden Torres
That's alright, he's a nice guy, would fix my PC and phone if I asked him.
Connor Perry
Do I move in with him, or him in with me?
Either way I'm probably fucking dead soon, hopefully he lets me play with his cool funs and tech at least
Carter Young
eh... not sure if he'd be chill or really annoying
Noah Stewart
Chief?
Nicholas Morris
>my Jack from Underrail
I dont know if I should be terrified or happy as fuck, since he could teach me psionics, but he also might just kill me if he even remotely thinks I have an oddity on me to level up. Getting a spare red pill to unlock mind melting powers sounds neat as fuck, so I guess ill take the risk, he is probably just gonna be away 90% of the time.
Alexander Clark
Both, but still absolutely bro-tier.
Landon Sanders
Finally, someone else who understands the utility of piss jars.
Evan Murphy
Theres a good chance I can see her after a shower
Sounds pleasant
Carter Miller
>Sonic the Werehog
I guess he'd be cool albeit a bit weird
Kevin Allen
this would be fun, we could not talk to each other the whole day
Levi Hill
Gosh, room would smell like testosterone and sweat 24/7. Also, I'd have a hard on everytime he walks around shirtless or I see him naked or in his undies.
Do you think he'd let me suck his dick?
Nolan Fisher
Might be alright but I could definitely see an attitude change happening between work/home. She strikes me as the type that holds it all in during the day time only to let loose when when/if she punches out.
Eli Lee
>Bayonetta
>angels constantly destroying the apartment and she teases my cock daily without ever putting out
Isaiah Cooper
I'm pretty happy.
Jackson Perez
At least she win't smell like shit anymore.
Logan Robinson
>my female elf archer created character from some RPG game
noice!
Anthony Walker
Ugh
I hope he likes me
Robert Thompson
>thinking she would let you do that
she'd be more careful than that user
Justin Harris
I want her power armor
John Green
>picked Morrigan
Shit.
Jaxon Young
Jace Carter
cool I guess
Jaxon Ross
>Synth-Curie
Makes me feel happy.
Jonathan Collins
>Leon S Kennedy
He seems like a complete bro. We're just going to chill together, eat some pizza and play vidya.
Carter Bennett
>Earthquake from Samurai Showdown
how would he fit. would he eat all the food. I don't know if I like this
Dominic Clark
Probably a total bro.
Blake Sanchez
>Corrin
Sounds incredibly unintrusive desu.
Lucas Ross
>Been playing Lobotomy Corporation nonstop
>mind wanders to Netzach
Great, now I have the greatest deadbeat who ever lived. At least he's kinda a bro.
Xavier Wilson
>sweet sweet grigori
Yes.
Hunter Mitchell
>raven is my roommate
Pure bliss.
Charles Diaz
Your balls are gonna get sucked out of your urethra.
Hudson Jones
not bad
Liam Gutierrez
Ah ha ha no. I'm that weird, ugly little freak she's forced to live with, barely tolerating my existence and giving her an excuse to be out of the house as much as possible.
Samuel Bennett
>doomguy
he's probably /k/ as fuck and goes on long business trips where he kills demons
also probably that kind of roomate who you never interact with much but he pays the rent on time and cleans up after his own shit
sounds pretty cool
Ayden Harris
On one hand, she's cute, she'll probably bring lots of drugs into the apartment, she likes video games, and she can cook really well.
On the other hand, I might die for science, I'm pretty apex bachelor so she'll be a nag, and whenever she cleans she fucks it all up.
Really depends on where she is.
Xavier Moore
>Dedede
Sounds comfy.
Jordan Green
quiet, doesn't make a mess, ate all my rice without cooking it
Robert Ramirez
>bitchin’ karaoke and disco parties
I’d feel pretty great
Cooper Davis
>Reimu
Fuck, she's going to be a pain in the ass.
Jaxon Morales
Good thing I like pizza and don't mind a messy place.
Not sure how happy I'd be if his family came to visit.
Carson Lee
>Goro Majima
Every day’s a brand new wacky adventure.
Bentley Torres
Nice, even if it's nothing romantic she seems like a chill and unintrusive roommate. She's into tech so maybe we could play games or stuff.
Chase Thompson
Game?
William Sullivan
NOT ENOUGH CASH STRANGER
Carson Smith
Garrett from Thief. Goddamnit.
Liam Garcia
>Mika Returna
I imagine her to be a retarded tomboy so the apartment will probably smell like a gym locker.
William Lopez
At least you have easy access to all manner of questionably legal goods
Logan Lewis
Makes me feel pretty damn good tbqh.
Gimme a (You) if you wanna know.
Christian Wright
Yeah, but it's the scent of a girl's sweat so it's all good.
Samuel Campbell
I'm cool with a robo roomie
Charles Ortiz
>Velvet
At least i won't ever run out of belts now
Dylan Sullivan
I suppose it might be cool if he doesn't kill me in my sleep and teaches me to kill so we massacre a lot of people
Aaron Jackson
How would this play out?
Elijah Gonzalez
Messy.
Owen Morales
Sweet. He is filthy rich and has a big tank
Nathaniel Williams
I’ll eat like a king!
David Reyes
feel like i'd never see him around but neat
Julian Lewis
Parker Sanchez
>Ink all over the place
>You have to clean it up every day
Dear god.
Jonathan Morris
This was a mistake.
Bentley Carter
I live with four women so having this big obnoxious fatass in my house would actually help balance things out.
Jace Young
Let me guess. Your mom, grandma, sister, and aunt?
Joseph Smith
>Flandre
Finally I get to live with her
Nathan Butler
No. I am just out of college and ended up in a large apartment with four women around my age.
Brayden Rivera
The ink canonically cleans itself.
Colton Gray
Are they hot?
Levi Howard
>cute artist gf
I am pleased.
Ayden Morales
My WoW main as a roomie?
I would just let her sleep and relax. She has been through a lot.
Adrian Cruz
No one said anything about dating them.
Wyatt Hughes
Fuck off, tripretard
Levi White
>bayonetta
Endangered
Landon Brown
help me
Jose Jenkins
>Donkey Kong
He be a total bro, but imagine the smell of ape shit mixed with bananas
Andrew Turner
Fucking blind niggers it's in the image
Dylan Evans
Certainly gonna be an interesting time
Jackson Mitchell
In love + also a bit horny
Elijah Hall
Would it be gay if you “accidentally” got your dick sucked by Kirby?
Angel Jackson
General RAAM and I will speak of dark matters.
Noah Long
literally who
Hudson Reyes
Great just what I needed: Some depressed drunkard who will most likely get our house destroyed.
Oliver Williams
>Bros with dagoth ur
Couldn't wish it any better
Grayson Roberts
Just won the fucking lottery. Finally I have someone who will teach me how to play this dumb game.
Nathaniel Sanders
>Sonic
Would be pretty awful, but it could be a lot worse.
Hunter Davis
Yes but I have a loyal loving qt gf
Jordan Jackson
>get fultoned
>get put in the brig
>get tortured and brainwashed to worship BiBo
>you now live with him on an oil rig and have to eat Kaz's chemical burgers
Oof.
David Sanchez
give one of the hot girls to me then I'm sure at least one likes twinks
Jaxson Cox
>f in every skill possible
You're getting tranqed and left behind, sorry to say. Bibo doesn't need neets
Jonathan Williams
>capacity exceeded
>1 soldier dismissed
Double oof.
Leo Lopez
>sound of a shoe crushing an insect
sorry little bud, I'll wait for you to collect your soul again.
Elijah Clark
sweet release of death
Connor Thomas
C-calm down, boner.
Lincoln Bell
that just means she'll be the alpha bitch of the harem
Matthew Harris
Will he let me go time traveling with him?
Robert Hall
>My cast character from pso2
Aw hell yeah, maybe she'll let me try out her jet boots.
Bentley Morales
Very happy
Isaiah Hughes
What would be like to have a tiger as a roommate?
Jordan Brown
>Tracer
I would be the happiest man in the world.
Caleb Howard
>TP Zelda
Holy fuck my hormones I've made a mistake.
Cameron Jenkins
>Dante from DMC
Great I got a bum who can't even afford rent as my roommate.
Thomas Fisher
RIP.
Zachary Russell
>47
I'm gonna let Diana stroke my hair and call me a good boy
Lucas Evans
Mipha!
Good she’ll soon be my wife
Joshua Martinez
Be careful opening doors, user.
Austin Wilson
>my new roommate looks like my tulpa
Neat
Wyatt Myers
horny
Julian Rodriguez
>Gutsman
at least I've got a karaoke buddy.
Christian Fisher
Quite good, actually.
Evan Smith
>Trevor
Oh no no no no
It didn't end well for his last roommates.
Benjamin Morales
The flying fuck is a tulpa, anyhow?
Michael Morris
I hate what they did to solid snake in this game. He doesn't look like himself anymore. Fuck kojima.
Xavier Rogers
>Matt from EBF
could be cool
Carter Murphy
It's better that you don't know
Mason Allen
Ramza Beoulve.
He's that roommate who seems to change jobs every week.
Kevin Martin
Basically self inflicted schizophrenia
Levi Turner
Have Shantae grant me the wish of tapping that fine genie ass and paizuri every day? Feels good, man.
Eli Baker
Max from Streets or Rage 2. Roid rage every night. I’m dead.
Samuel Baker
you'll die within the week from demons looking to get even with the son of sparda
Luke Carter
Bro tier
Ryan Turner
>Solid Snake doesn't look like himself anymore in MGSV
user...
William Flores
Do they ever explain what happens to soldiers you "dismiss"? In PO, PW, and V, it seem like it would be too risky to just let them go. Do they get brainwashed again? Or do they really just pack up their shit and get a fake passport to the nearest country?
Aiden Reyes
At least you have a dudebro with you.
Me on the other hand.
Can't wait to get either raped or backstabbed.
Hudson Roberts
Luke Fon Fabre
Long hair edition
>mfw
Ayden Morales
Not only that but your apt is going to shit real quick since he's the kind of guy that is cool with leaving toilets unflushed for weeks on end.
Liam Rivera
Not terrible.
Nicholas Smith
>Chris Redfield.
Honestly, I gain a gym buddy.
Levi Ramirez
I’d have to constantly hide my boner.
Owen Ortiz
haha
Brayden James
>Soma Cruz
literally just acts like a normal guy until some cult or whatever the fuck decides to fuck with him and he goes off for a few weeks to beat the shit out of them.
Sebastian Bailey
Well, my apartment would probably be very clean. I'd probably start looking at my watch more often just in case, though.
James Martinez
>Duke Nukem
Seems pretty comfy.
Isaiah Peterson
I would barely see him, because he'd sleep all day most likely, even then I would still barely see him. I don't think he'd steal from me, it would be too obvious.
Christopher Sullivan
All my expensive shit is going to suddenly go missing, isn't it?
Owen Garcia
lads...
Noah Rivera
Either lots of sex or I'm drained of blood.
Or both
Brayden Mitchell
im ok with this
Hudson Thomas
Seems alright
Eli Bell
I thought of him first for some reason. He'd be a great roomate
>Clean and respectful of your space due to traditional japanese upbringing.
>Has cool martial arts skills and would teach you stuff if you asked nicely
>Probably wouldn't be there half the time because he's too busy pursuing Lan Di
Liam Mitchell
>There is a chance that every time I get home I a tiger lariats me when I open the door
Zachary Foster
cool i guess
Hunter Mitchell
New roommate seems pretty cool but he keeps talking to himself and asking me if I've seen his "journal" at least once a day. Also his floating skull friend keeps dragging dead women into the living room and fucking them and that really needs to stop because I'm afraid that the neighbors are going to see him doing it one day and call the police.
Jason Long
i feel like i need to clean way more now. Other than that pretty good!
Jayden Cox
You made your bed, user, now you should lie in it.
James Cox
Mythra. Whenever she's out of the house or I'm doing laundry I get to sniff her panties.
Daniel Morris
Cant wait to have her big lips around my cock.
Jack Gutierrez
In V they would send get send to shell pmc companys or be killed
I dont know about the other games
Aaron Richardson
Oh god my dick, holy shit. I would never be able to stop pounding her and cumming inside her every day
She probably wouldn't even let me fuck though ;_;
Juan Stewart
Great, im now stuck with a autist
Christian Ross
>Haruka from Senran Kagura
Marone, my ass
Luis Gonzalez
Aren't you supposed to greentext when you quote somebody?
Nathaniel Gomez
I never said it would be a bad thing user
Xavier Parker
I love it.
Leo Cooper
>Eren Jaeger Pre-timeskip
Oh no
Bentley Long
It goes both ways user
Or are you gonna tell me the meowing cowboy sadist is alright in the head?
Nicholas Hill
I'm pretty sure her clothes are part of her body
Isaiah Rodriguez
>Ayla from Chrono Trigger
oh lawdy i hope i survive because the sex will be incredible... it's just she's going to beat my ass into shape to become a worthy husband
Xavier Gonzalez
>Pit
A dumb cheery bro. Not bad all.
Aaron Thomas
He'll be eternally pent up due to the goddess that never keeps her eyes off of him
Jack Brooks
Lookin good here
Owen Wilson
Don't care
Elijah Wilson
Not alexander
Zachary Foster
>I am the bone of my sword
Samuel Cook
I guess I will help him to finally get together with his autistic best friend. He'd be pretty messy though.
Leo Morris
Hey, he pays the rent.
Easton Evans
Strelog!
Dylan Evans
Frank West.
I guess he's gonna be making a mess of the kitchen making coffee creamer and OJ smoothies all fucking day
Cameron Taylor
G... guys I don't want to eat shit
Parker Bennett
>Carmilla
I love this hag.
Owen Cruz
>Ahri from League Of Legends
At least I can die happy?
Isaac Hernandez
FUCK WHY DIDNT I CHOOSE A GIRL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nathaniel Scott
Who was your choice?
I chose a girl.
Grayson Ward
Patchy, fine by me
Charles Ross
You're not going to, user. You're probably going to have to figure out how a few of your electronic or mechanical devices work after he upgrades them for you, though.
Christian Kelly
>Neku
I got a based roommate.
Tyler Morales
chica from five nights at freddys
heck yea
Caleb Stewart
>pic related
BASED
Nicholas Jackson
Lllllllllllet's eat!
Elijah Johnson
Cant wait to play some college ball.
Jace Young
Help
Gabriel Rogers
slugcat almost certainly is. perfect memory? emoting in the cutscenes? family that cares for its members? probably intelligent enough for sentience.
Austin Hernandez
My character from FF14
A female catgirl which is a mute autist but can do everything from cooking to slaying gods
Joseph Cruz
I enjoy life
Adam Roberts
It'd be short-lived. Guy would almost never be around. Plus side is you won't have to clean up after him much I imagine.
He'd eat all your food to make a point. Also, probably profoundly lazy at times and won't do his half of the chores. Best case scenario he just gets his minions to do that. Have fun stepping on Gordos.
I think it would be lethal.
He'd kick you out of the house whenever he has bitches over. Whether or not said kicking is more literal than figurative depends on his mood.
She's not gonna put out.
She might be a little suffocating wouldn't she?
Well... surprisingly she didn't get future shock after all of that. So she's got a level head. Still might have to teach her how to use the toilet user.
Issun is a great roommate if your household can handle pets.
Something tells me you shouldn't bring up politics.
Well, either you'll wind up eating almost nothing but bananas or have a potassium deficiency from not getting the chance to eat a banana again.
Josiah Lewis
Would sell my soul for her
Evan Brooks
Can you review my choice?
Grayson Perez
as much as I love crash he makes a shit roomate.
>12am
>hear sound of smashing boxes
>"WOah! WOah! WOah!
Gavin Bennett
Would he bring his little sister and her tiger along?
Wyatt Howard
goodbye
Hunter Phillips
>wonder red
nice
John Wood
Does this mean I live in an RV?
Jaxon Rodriguez
>have jevil as roommate
>get visited by police for noise complaints involving circus music and someone screaming "I CAN DO ANYTHING"
James Smith
It means you're a kangaroo wife, user.
Joseph Martinez
Dominic Morgan
B-bros...
Nicholas Barnes
I'm not a mutie, so I'm safe.
William Hernandez
>Olimar from Pikmin
>how does this make you feel?
Happy, because he'd be interesting to talk to. Sad, because if he's rooming with me there's probably a problem with him and his wife.
Josiah Jones
Fuck
Justin Wilson
Thank God I'm not gay
Christian White
>pic related
oh no no no
Nolan Morales
>Dante
How does he get the money for all these pizzas if he can't afford his half of the fucking rent?
Adrian Baker
>Candace from CotN
Sounds kinda boring, actually.
I actually can't think of any interests she might have, and I've completed the story mode.
Anthony Roberts
Shanoa would be perfect. She just keeps to herself, never loses her temper over trivial bullshit like throwing out the expired food, and you can send her on fetch quests for literally anything.
Need some doritos?
>Shanoa!
Want a case of beer and that new game you can't afford?
>Shanoa!
You want a pet dog?
>SHANOA!
You ever want to move out and have her take over the rent?
>Stupid disciple!
Jordan Wood
i'd really have a partner digimon, sweet.
Kevin Kelly
t. crow
Andrew Hughes
>Santa Lily Lancer Jeanne d'Arc Alter
Cute! I get to pretend I'm a father!
Zachary Diaz
It's the best thing that could happen to both of us.
Sebastian Cruz
>think of my wife
I lucked out!
Landon Flores
pizza time
Jason Hill
He can't afford his rent because of all the pizza he buys.
Aiden Wilson
>he's gonna do all sorts of reality warping shit if I give him blocks with words on them.
Sounds like fun.
Luis Miller
I'm not sure
Easton White
>I LIVE AGAIN
Does he have to say that every time he wakes up?
Leo Morgan
Yes.
Ryder Bailey
Honestly wouldn't be that bad of a roommate. She's pretty chill, and I can live with that.
Justin Gomez
>Beowulf
Fuck yes
Luis Reed
I don't know
Gabriel Gonzalez
Never mind, I think it's awsome
Aiden Cook
>Yoshi
This sounds pretty great. Yoshi is bro-tier.
Probably gonna have to protect him from furry autists, though.
Nathan Collins
he either mutates and kills me or kills me for thinking i have a lead on where buddy is
Owen Thomas
>Meta Knight
Haha, yes. Someone I can properly fuck and fuck with.
Jonathan Edwards
toilet'll always work
Dylan Adams
my brothers of refined taste. now I'm actually depressed that I won't have a friendly roomie Dante to do wild shit with and make life worth living in general.
nvm the depression was always there.
Josiah Jackson
That ain't gonna end up well... do I get the butler too?
Jace Wood
No Simon, for the last time we're not deciding who does the dishes based on a coin toss, it's your fucking turn.
Liam Cruz
For some reason the first one I thought of was Jimmy Neutron and that would be pretty cool
Zachary Watson
There are many ways to go about this.
>He's just a collectible I now own and sits on my shelf.
>Sentient but limited to the original toy's maneuverability.
>The evil AVGN R.O.B.
>Or a life sized robot with the same design from Smash giving him much more freedom.
I'm happy with any of these outcomes.
Angel Sanders
At least it'll be quiet
Parker Bennett
>Papa Nier
We're going to have to discuss the guest policy. His two friends keep camping out near him despite owning a mansion and a shack.
Caleb King
Hell yeah.
Elijah Torres
Are you a profligate or are you loyal to Caesar?
Parker Perez
real bad because I thought of SHODAN
but on the bright side technology sucks dick in 2019 so its probably k
Hunter Harris
>Jak, specifically from the first game
Sounds perfect to me unless Daxter has to be included with him
Landon Jackson
Fun!
Luke Martin
>Turn on computer to play vidya
>SHODAN is on there like Bonzi Buddy just being a menace
>Treat her like Alexa/Siri/Cortana as she tries fails to kill you with extremely limited modern day technology
This is so sad, SHODAN play despacito
Cameron Sanders
>this qt
d-do you think i have a chance with them, Yea Forums?
Brayden Morris
sad
i really don't know how I would deal with having a traumatized schizo child as my roommate would go but i imagine not very well
Juan White
>Cagliostro from GBF
Sounds fun
Luke Brooks
mmm
Caleb Jones
I hope she likes vidya
Jordan Cox
Give him some jammies and and a snack and you'll probably be fine, until the demons and other assorted horrors manifest, then kill them all because you are a full sized adult and not a literal baby
Isaac Bennett
Range dates with the rich virgin nerd!
>Something tells me you shouldn't bring up politics.
You're literally a legume loving ladyboy if you don't share his values.
Oliver Hernandez
Luis Rivera
I'm down. She'd be like a big sister who threatens my bullies
Aiden Martin
GODDAMNIT
Blake Collins
>Phoenix Wright
Pretty good, try to get him to introduce me to Ema Skye and pound her ass.
Gabriel James
Well fuck
Chase Wilson
I, for one, welcome my new occult animal whisperer bro.
Ryder Morales
>Inkling
I'm gonna say it
Aiden Rodriguez
i think hed be chill
Wyatt Lewis
Very good, I'm sure we'll get along.
Caleb Rogers
Either
>I am going to die
>I'm gonna learn some magic
>gonna meet some elvish girls
Lucas Wilson
natsuki.
very happy.
Jace Cox
Mantis actually likes people that don't care about sex, so just don't fuck. Or fap to anime girls.
Charles Reed
most likely all of the above
Adrian Moore
Got it, thanks for the advice
Blake Taylor
>Fillia from Skullgirls
I'd try my best to be a good room mate.
Of course....I want to be more than friends.
I want to be her husband!
John Scott
Young Kain would probably tell you to fuck off and mind your own business. Old Kain would most likely try and fit you in into his game of saving Nosgoth or just be a wise old vamp dispensing valuable advice when you look like you need some. I'm replying to this because I thought of the same character.
Christian Hall
now the trick is, will I die by Serpent or magic?
Lincoln Sanders
most likely the serpent to beat the shit out of you and magic to finish you off, if you get lucky and live that long.
Jeremiah Johnson
Not a bad choice - seems like there'd be lots of fun times to be had...if only he'd stop 'collecting' anything shiny that I happen to own...