WWII veteran granddad walks in

You're so lame

>Yup hes winning

ugh...
what could have been...

t. Kraut

ooga booga

>ahh good grandson I'm glad you're enlightened to the jewish scheming we fell for back in the day

I'm an American, fuck n*zis and fuck c*mmies, stay the out of my wallet government shits REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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the slavic ones are funnier imo
the stockholm syndrome is enormous

What's wrong with nuzies and cummies?

yeah you can play as retard countries that barely exist like the Dominican Republic if you really want to

Ja Opa, das Reich wird immer größer!

My grandfather died in ww2

Falling of a guard tower, I take it?

based

>german
>can play ebin grossgermanium without looking like a total sperg

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>-on. Oh, I see you are doing fine. I'm proud of you.

Grossgermanium should end at the AA line. Going any further east is reddit.

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>every new game paradox gives more control to the player so spergs can create their own worlds instead of making it harder to steer so it feels like a real country...and the only thing people complain is the mana system

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authoritarian scum with daddy gov

Yeah. My first ever HOI campaign back in Hearts of Iron 3 was playing Portugal. I did absolutely fuck all for the entirety of the game, but I had fun.

>sit down granddad, let me tell you about the Jews

Paradox games are more historical role-playing games than strategy games at this point

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BEAT RUSSIA IN VICTORIA 2, TAKING LAND FROM THEM IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY SHIT 1K STACKS WHEN YOU TRY TO INVADE

attack them while they're at war with the Japanese and have not only sent all their troops to Siberia but are getting raped by attrition

and then he drops a tear because he fought on the Axis side

lmao they are a-historical romps lauded by retarded armchair historian spergs who think they are playing some complex and deep games when really they are hyper simplistic just on a large scale, then you have the brainlets and normies who elevate these games onto the same scale because they cant be bothered or be able to figure out the extremely basic gameplay.

the closest thing to a decent GSG game by paradox is Victoria 2 which is still hyper unfinished and relatively simple. the whole GSG series by paradox are extremely weak games made for people to paint the map and tick through pre-ordained event boxes that clearly lay out the results so all you do is pick the best one and wait until the next. The whole series is wasted potential.

>have a grandfather on both sides

Get rekt nigger

That's because we care more about White pride than national pride.

That's what I'm saying. The strategy elements are either tedious or undeveloped, so most of the enjoyment comes from LARPing as your favorite country

The problem is, I'm playing as America and I'm ATTACKING Siberia.

>that barely did anything during the war?
>Estonia
didnt Estonia got annexed by the Soviet Union? would explain why they did jack shit.
>Italy
now thats just mean. they really tried. they just suck

>we

>wuz

>full nipponese control of corea and part of ch*na
fucking based

The Nazis were leftists who supported big-government socialism and gun control. The right is firmly opposed to Nazism.

>>Also larp and glorify the nazis that your previous family members foot tooth and nail against

So?

National socialism isn't an ideology bound to Germans, you dolt. You're just so used to seeing a capitalistic democracy as the standard way of life that any ideology that opposes it is abnormal.

You do know that race is a meme created by the Iberians to justify the Atlantic Slave trade with Catholicism, right?

You can play as literally any country that existed at the time (and quite a few that didn’t) no matter how obscure.

It’s even something of a meme to do runs as Tannu Tuva, a place you probably haven’t heard of until just now.

Meiou&Taxes turns EUIV into a decent GSG, if you can stomach the hourly crashes

2 different shades of retardation, race is real but white pride faggotry is ridiculous and only Amerimutts without a real cultural heritage would think it's not

Oh wow, people are having fun roleplaying in rolelaying games, this is a travesty.

yes and thanks to how easy the game is you can do silly things with them
like conquering germany as belgium

This, but for the side that actually won WW2.

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Christ you sound like the biggest fedora-tipping retard I've seen in a while. Fuck off with your nazi aspergers.

>race is just a meme that everyone innately recognizes from birth

>National socialism isn't an ideology bound to Germans
Nazism is literal German supremacism, not even white nationalism or any mutt delusions like that

>white pride faggotry is ridiculous and only Amerimutts without a real cultural heritage would think it's not
Why? I get that "white" isn't, itself, a culture (except in the case of Americans, who are a mix of different white groups creating a new identity and culture), but at least in the modern age, if for no other reason but self defense, white people stick together and see themselves as a group just as blacks, hispanics, and asians do

>white people stick together and see themselves as a group
nothing wrong with that, but calling it pride is idiocy. Having a respect for your culture is perfectly fine, but take it to absurd degrees leads to drone-bugmen people like the Turks and Chinese.

>Paint a map in a video game.
>Some faggot gets teary eyed and screamy.
The last time I played HOI4 I made a military Junta in Mexico and used my political influence to put the Confederates in power in the USA.
The fact that people actually get legit mad that someone plays as the Germans in a WW2 game now is hilarious.

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/gsg/ reached critical mass when Discord came out, nothing that could be done.

>get legit mad that someone plays as the Germans
I don't see why honestly, I always figured people like playing as the Germans since they typically have a very active military focused game in a region with a lot of interesting happening.

Right, although "white pride" and "respect for one's own culture and the accomplishments of the people who came before them" are usually the same thing. It's hardly ever "I'm white, therefore I'm better than everyone" but that's what the mainstream narrative is. Most of the time it's also in retaliation to being treated like the scum of the earth due to slavery in America

>reeee everything is political
The allied men didn't fight against Germany because of its badwrong political ideology and anti-progessive views, they fought Germany because it was a military aggressor threatening their own sovereignty. That's the only reason. It wouldn't have mattered whether they were fascists, communists, or god damn fucking enviro-anarchist hippies.

One thing that is certain is that those men who died fighting nazi germany would much more closely identify ideologically with an average 1930s Nazi than today's liberal status quo lunatics allowing wholesale invasions into the west with barely a shot fired, all while hacking away at their own citizens' personal freedoms while rabid feminism completely destroys gender relations across the developed world.

>Tannu Tuva, a place you probably haven’t heard of until just now.
sure I did. it was in HOI3. also HOI3>>>>>HOI4

Honestly the issue, at least from what I've felt and experienced, is that everyone does it and comes along showing it off like they actually did something legitimately amazing and difficult when GroBGermania is usually one of, if not the easiest, blobs.

Same for the Romaboos, really.
>CSA
I'll admit I've yet to get around to 4, but how many what-if nations are in there?

t. spineless liberTARDian who's afraid to offend anyone

Not entirely sure, one for fascist and one for not fascist, from what I can tell.

>One thing that is certain is that those men who died fighting nazi germany would much more closely identify ideologically with an average 1930s Nazi than today's liberal status quo lunatics

What, all of them?

hoi4.paradoxwikis.com/Formable_nations

There’s more if you count releasable nations, civil wars, and the fact that literally every country gets a democratic/communist/fascist/non-aligned variant with a unique name and, if possible, real leader. But these are the extra-crazy ones.

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>Also larp and glorify the nazis that your previous family members foot tooth and nail against
They wouldn't have fought them if they knew what America would turn into.

>dat tranny
Xe looks just like my friend's wife. I think I need to talk to him.

>A place where you're free to choose a vast majority of occupations, a large amount of poor people with the slightest self-control can get a shelter, and we're the cultural peak
Break your computer and move to East Oregon then.

orange man bad

If I recall Ed Wood Jr. made Glen or Glenda film based on this news.
And also a way to deal with his travestism fetish

everything liberals!

my great grandfather was in the SS and I'm a mulatto AMA

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>that glorious feel when descendant of Confederate soldiers and SJW as fuck

Get dabbed on, ancestors.

How is your sense of identity?

Dilate.

My ancestors on my maternal side were German and the paternal side were Italian. I don't think they thought in the war but I did some digging and I think my great grandfather was in the mafia.

Imagine being this delusional.

it's fun dabbing on internationalist kike governments as the nazis though

>German
You look a sperg by default, lad.

Man, I wish I could discuss with WW2 veterans. Especially here in France. I just want to ask them if they think they did the right thing. I feel like the world would have been a better place if Hitler had won the war.

>British Raj still exists
Its shit

Personally, I like to play as the Nazis because it absolutely triggers people including morons such as yourself on Yea Forums

This would have been based if you weren’t a pussy and didn’t censored yourself.
Fuck nazis.
Fuck commies.
Fuck globalists.

This. Plus their equipment and uniforms are just more aesthetically pleasing. They look cooler.

It would not be. 56 y.o. newfag here, and I spoke about this with my dad at length, who fought in the European theater for most of the war, and one thing he always stressed to me was how little fucking sense the Germans' economy made. He'd see prices in bakeries and butcher shops written up as they rolled through and it floored him how absurd they were. You simply couldn't live with the prices of food and just the materials you'd need to keep your home from falling apart. What Hitler ran was a war economy through and through with no intention or route of stabilizing. He intended to wring out every drop of meat and oil he could out of his captured territories to secure all of Europe, and then from there prayed society wouldn't collapse from all the shortages that would result.

>posts anime macros
and you're still worse

You're on the wrong website baka

Just say no granddad the germans just were too strong in this game. Then start a new one or load a save where you're winning as any western power.

They were mislead though. There were also a lot nazis in every country.

Kiss my kawaii butt

>hoi is a deep game
>exploit the AI in goofy ways and watch an entire warmachine come to a halt because the AI doesn't know what to do.

Amazing.

Why is it comical?

>not using historical map pack

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>They were mislead though
They legitimately weren't.
>Japan attacks US
>US declares war
>Germany says fuck you, that's our ally
>US decides Filthy Frank over here must want some too, now war on two fronts
>US public still spitting piss and vinegar over being attacked so has no qualms with picking a fight with a friend of the guys who did it.

>Bomb Germany to shit
>Its economy goes to shit
>Man those stupid Germans

He's got every corporation and the government helping him cope.

This is not a valid defense in regards to warmongering state that attacked literally everyone in sight of its borders, including allied and nations it had signed peace agreements with.

Germany declared war on the U.S., not the other way around. It was actually done the same day as the Pearl Harbor bombings.
Hitler overestimated the military strength of Japan.

How does your original statement speak to its economic planning though?

non sequitur, boomer

To be somewhat fair at the time Japan's advance in Asia was fast and up to Pearl Harbor neither their Navy or Army had lost yet. Though again it's 20/0 now, and Hitler hoped Japan would declare war on the Soviets if he declared in the US

Don't forget
>US is fucking loaded from all the guns they sold to everyone and already have weapons factories running at full steam

>boomer
I know you're one of those stupid reddit sons of whores that doesn't even know what a baby boomer is, so even if it applies to me you still deserve your ass kicked. Fuck off.

Because it was like that everywhere. My old man was lucky enough, in a sense to see France, Germany and Italy during the war, and the difference between Italy and Germany-occupied territory was stark in terms of prices. Italy had to tighten its belts fighting its losing war, but as he told it to me if your town flew a German flag then you simply couldn't afford the necessities, things were just worse.

I just wish America stayed isolationist and was never attacked. imagine how much better the US would be as a country if it only cared about affairs within its borders. NATO wouldn't exist and all the shit happening around the world would be of no concern to the states.

Then you have a problem with the tremendous stupidity of Adolf Hitler and the Japanese leadership, not with America.

before my grandad died he told me that they fought for the wrong side seeing how it all turned out

*blocks your path*

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what game is this bruh

your grand dad sounds like someone who would've been cool to have a couple of conversations over some beers or whatever the hell he drinks. its really not often that you hear people who fought in the wars take opposing positions.

>paradox games
I've graduated to bote autism

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kinda looks like civilization maybe

>post any strategy game where you can play as a European country or the USA
>immediately flooded with leftist screeching

Making fun of Germanyblobs was because Prussia in Vicky and Germany in HOI are piss easy, but years of /gsg/ being full of memelord faggotry has led to shit like being politicised and now all of a sudden if you play as a major faction in a WWII game you're a fedora meme from 2008.

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please answer my question so i can sleep.

hearts of iron 4

I just switch to whichever side can get me the most (You)s.

I don't even care about WW2 but I can't get Erika out of my head

not my fault they were stupid enough to take orders from jews

because it's HOI4. Once you've played a single game and understand how the AI and scripts work, it's painfully easy to go full-on wold domination super early.

For example, there's never a reason not to go to war ASAP with netherlands, take their factories, and most importantly puppet the east indies so you have a huge supply of rubber and oil.

Of course the downside to this is that the AI is still retarded and you'll have situations like AI japan still declaring war on the east indies event though it's owned by its ally later on.But by that point you'll have quickly wiped out france and britbong before the US even enters the war, and then do barbarossa against the russians.

my great grandfather was tortured by the japanese in the pacific theatre and i'm half japanese
he's real proud

HOI4 looks fun af, but I'm terrible at micromanaging/games with hours of tutorials

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>have a billion hours in CK2 and EU
>have no idea what the fuck is going on in HOI (specifically how the fuck do i min/max divisions)
i guess its back to the incest simulator

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Hoi4 has potential but it will be forever stale to me due to the lack of diplomatic options and really bland end-game. The only semi-interesting parts are the set-up leading to WW2. After WW2 breaks out, it's basically the exact same thing you're doing every time, and even if you play as a minor you can never expect the majors in your faction to do their part either. And then the endgame is unsatifying because 90% of the time you'll end up in some bullshit stalemate where you've taken all the clay you want and your enemies have no possible way of ever reaching you, but you still can't ever end the war.

Perfect example being anything involving the fucking USA. Oh, so you took over all of continental europe, conquered the entirety of north africa, pushed the russians past the urals, and even completed operation sealion? Well LOL U DIDN'T TRAVEL ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND NAVALLY INVADE HEARTLAND AMERICA AND PUSH ALL THE WAY FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA SO YOU DIDN'T WIN YET LOLOLOL

Name?

>race is a meme
That's a meme created by Communists.
No I'm not joking.

I don't know why, but I never played a hearts of iron game past 2. Are 3 and 4 worth checking out?

>>boomer
You are literally a Boomer, kys already so we don't have to take care of your aging ass faggot

Blessed Pat Post

>white
>race
Shoo shoo, amerimutt

He has a problem with the US embargoing Japan and getting bribed to join the Allies.

europeans seem to agree its a race and gatekeep it as well as identify with it.

forced meme cock sucker

You stated you were a literal boomer and got all ass blasted because a fucking meme applies to your senile ass
kys

It is a race, white's just don't cluster around it as their central identity, they much rather base it around their culture or national identity, even class rather than race.
It's one of the great ironies that the race least prone to clustering around their racial identity is the most "racist".

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fuck them, they betrayed the white race

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Communism being bad is less of an indoctrination thing and more of a "Shit smells" thing.

It's not, everything you learned about race science is basically lies and misunderstandings from people that don't know any better (journalists) or who have an axe to grind with biology (sociologists). Principle component analysis of genes basically breaks down into the classic races, which corresponds with people's self-identified race. Furthermore, the medical usage of "race" has only increased.

>muh 6000000000000 gorrillion starvations
>im not indoctrinated though i swear

Good luck with your retarded, broken ideology.

Remove any trace of HoI4 from here and you get a /pol/

They didn't. None of the allies really gave a shit about the racial aspects of WW2 while it was going on, aside from animosity toward the Japanese (while politically and materially supporting other Asians).

This idea that it was a triumph of racial egalitarianism over racism is post hoc retardation. If you go by polling data, the US, Canada, and pretty much every European country were what would now be called white nationalists. It was the unquestioned default view, and basically irrelevant to what the war was fought over.

ok thanks but i dont need luck because dialectically it's only a matter of time

*blocks your path*

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then hoi will be perfect for you, because hoi4 doesn't have a fucking tutorial

>I'm not a nazi, you're just crying wolf. The word nazi has no impact now, thanks to you.
>everybody left of center is a stalinist/maoist though

Reminder that Germany had zero chance of winning the war.

And Hitler did more to discredit white nationalism than pretty much anyone else ever

SEETHING

And he also killed more whites than anyone else.

he even killed hitler

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And that's a good thing

Day of the chirp soon commiecuck

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I'm a nazi because I love humanity. Those who are truly inferior genetic material are bound to existence only to suffer and cope. Nazis just want to ease the world's suffering by doing what nature would've done anyway. Kick and scream and act mature all you want just know that I love you.

I'm not seething because the Nazis fucking hanged like they deserved

>just know that I love you.
what if I'm a gay retarded jewish gypsy

>edgy 16-year-olds lusting for lynchings on their Discord servers

Keep going, this is entertaining.

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Can you play hearts of iron with amd ryzen integrated graphics?

Based and dare i say, breadpilled my fellow trannies

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Estonia got their own SS division

Rule the Waves
Im not the poster of the image btw

>gommie so illiterate he doesn't know about the Four Pests Campaign
We won't even have to lift a finger, you'll do it to yourselves.

>gommie so illiterate he doesn't know about the Four Pests Campaign
We won't even have to lift a finger, you'll do it to yourselves.

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was there any reason you made the exact same post twice?

>everyone is a burger, bong, frog, or ivan
keke

>commiecucks out themselves as newfags because they've never seen a doublepost before

Sometimes it's a server thing, sometimes it's a captcha thing.

I bet you've never seen a thumbnail swap either you fucking newfags.

no need to get aggressive, i'm not a commie, i was just lurking and it seemed odd
i've seen thumbnail swaps a lot of times before, happened to me personally a few times too