What would you do in this situation?

All of the water section episodes are boring as fuck, I wish he would just skip this level.

You mean manlet? This trash can is gigantic compared to this beta cuck.

I reversed image searched it and it seems to be Half Life 2, but im not completely sure. Maybe another nice user can tell you :)

What a weak attempt to make the bad guys look bad
>huhuhuhuhh he pushed the can to the ground and now he forces you to pick it up now you hate him right?

Valve is so retarded im glad they are not making games anymore

Yup, it's Half-Life 2, a classic retro game from 2004.

Fun fact: It was developed by Valve! Yes, same guys who run Steam nowadays.

youtube.com/watch?v=dbdo8VCAaV4&feature=youtu.be&t=409

pick that shit up for him. i'm not looking to get my ass beat.

you think you can beat me 123?

Pick up the can.
I am no hero.

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Pick it up, then throw it at his dumb stupid face, run in circles from him until he's out of breath, then laugh.

pick up the can like a good citizen i am

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noclip into the skybox and become god

It's not a game you dumb fuck, it's from a movie.

wait for gordon to pick it up for me.

Dude is guarding a dead end of a room. Of course he is going to test anyone who just pop into existence in that garden with stairs. He is most likely another agent like barney because he must know the only peope goes through him should come from the prisoner cell

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Bioshock Infinite

I always thought those guys were the aliens when I first played this game

have sex

have sex

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It's me Gordon!
Barney, from black mesa

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>that look
Even Gordan is nervous.

fuck off valve drones you defended casual shit games like cs.

I never liked him.
He has a weird frat boy face.

It's me, Gordon, from General Electric!

personally, he is my favourite character from all of hl2 and up. All others are some higher up important person, but this dude is just a smuck trying to do what he can.

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman, rise and.... shine. Not that I wish to imply youhave been sleeping on thejob. No one is more deserving of a resst and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well lets just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the dif-erence intheworld.
So wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... have sex.

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Pick up that can, it's literally in the image name you retarded fuck

have sex

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Fag

probably grab the cnan nd fuck him in horesehead horsehead ass in an brind g him tod my home

is that from the youtube video with the hl1 sciencist screaming for like 10 minute? got a source on that?

Here Gordon take your iconic crowbar from the previous installment of video game

>no money
>no gun
>no map

youtube.com/watch?v=zPiAK_RP8dU
STAHP

nigga speak english

sorry I don't speak potato so I don't know what you just said there

I know this is bait but that's a loyalty test. You can hear the metro cop talk about it after you comply or resist.

I'm the least heroic person in the world. I would be the first in line. So I'd pick up the can honestly.

>BLACK MESSA

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bitch lasagna

>save game
>pick it up and put in the garbage
>load game
>throw it at him
DUAL ACHIEVEMENT, THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW

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its the clever thing to do too. Why draw attention to yourself for something so trivial.

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put the can in the trash, I was absolutely gobsmacked by the physics and the idea that the can could go INSIDE the trashcan blew my fucking mind.

thanks champ :)

yeah that's why he's a cop

probably this

he is actually a good guy

He drops the can and tells you to put it in the trash can so he can give you compliance point and get you some extra rations

Full-Life

>that was his plan all along; to fabricate 'work' so he could get more supplies down to the citizenry in a way so inconspicuous that it could never be detected
F

Fuck

throw it at him so it rebounds and lands in the can

how did this even happen

now I feel bad for all the times I threw the can at him

I would tell him you do NOT get to tell me what to do, call him racist, and then tweet that I got targeted for being black. #resist

what the fuck, why does he explode?

probably dismemberment mod in Gmod.

Doom 3

smod

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I always threw it at his had and then ran away giggling like a retard

>bullet time
>Kar98
>shitty screen effects
>no ferns
shit mod

It surprises me that there are still new versions being made to this day, SMod is really fucking old, archaic Source modding.

BASED stroke user

my weanus peanus

Friendly reminder that if you listen to his chatter after you pick up the can that he reports you as doing manual labour, meaning you might get extra rations or other benefits.

This guy is a total bro.

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Thank God!
I almost confused you with Barney from the Flintstones.

can't really remember but wasn't this from that thread when epistle 3 got released on the internet?

They were teaching you to pick up things.

Does he even apear in ep2?

I'd pick it up and be amazed by the IRL physics

>Awful HUD
>Shitty bullet-time effect
>Pointless added weapons
Is this supposed to look good?

>writes what's mostly already known
>actually writes about himself and Valve in general
>retards: "OH MAI GAWD THE REAL EPISODE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Batman Arkham City

Take can and run away

>he just stands there all day knocking over cans for people to pick up and throw away so he can get them extra rations

humanity finds a way

Pick up the can, then, throw it in the trash can.

hopefully die

I suck his dick.

No homo.

youtube.com/watch?v=ueG1bYroNqk

Your video is shit.
youtu.be/u6e0abCt1ww