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You have to build your willpower back up, it'll only get harder the longer you let this go on

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thanks user I will do that

If it goes on long enough, you can warp the bone on your spine. Those are the most extreme occasions though.

I had this done. My back is fused T3 to L4. It still hurts like a fuck about the same as before the surgery but it's not crushing my lungs and heart so I can breathe better and my circulation is normal so it was a net positive I'd say.

How the fuck do you even get your back that fucked up? Car accident?

I never asked for this

yeah I hope so, but they can fix shit like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=YpNcnM0FkTM

Surgeons are basically human mechanics

Despite being a repairing process this webm makes me super uncomfortable

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Thanks doc

Mine was genetic. Its scoliosis.

>Literal golem
>Years of posture practice, standing up straight, chiro
>Oh wait shit you just have a crippling genetic condition that literally anyone could have diagnosed if we didn't keep just going "OMG user STAND UP STRAIGHT"

And now I must get me gone.

Some people its genetic, shit grew all fucked up to begin with.
is a good example of this.

Others is quite literally bad posture over decades, with very weak back+core mussels to hold the spine up properly. I'm not joking in that dead lifts, squats, and sitting up right can be a HUGE benefit to your long term health.

>have 6 to 8 non-medically-induced lacerations on my back along my spine
How fucked am I?

Might be the satisfaction of seeing something get fixed

damn, imagine all the failures it took to get the technique for all that shit perfected.

shit looks like a lot of work.

what happened to you, man?

Get huge and go full Quasimodo-mode.

A good chiropractor is a fucking miracle worker that also feel like you're paying a fortune to be bullied.

>when they start drilling the spine
Why is this so satisfying to watch?

I'm tall but because of aforementioned condition I literally am barred from the kingdom of gains due to muscle wastage.

Gives me champagne bottle calves like this.

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I do all of these except for once a month masturbation. That's way too little.

yeah, but people also forget about prevention. Work out, stretch, eat healthy foods and take some time off from your computer.

Chiropractic is quackery.

Because it makes you realize that even if something inside of you gets fucked up to a level that would have been beyond repair even a few decades ago, medical science keeps reaching newer and newer heights.

I cracked my neck yesterday and it gave me a major headache, blurry vision and a stiff neck for 48 hours

rip me

TIme traveller pls go

surgeon are the coolest doctors because they're mechanics that occasionally work with meat and bone

too bad that they tend to be arrogant as fuck when they get too good at their job

>just an oil change doc

>coolest
Pretty much the opposite is true, surgeons need a certain mindset to be able to cut people for a living. They need the ego to be able to live with their mistakes too.

Ey man, shut the fuck up, I have to come here to check the differences between timelines. It's so hard to recognize the differences otherwise.

>too bad that they tend to be arrogant as fuck
They should be, they've achieved mastery over shaping the human body into working order.

>look what just rolled into the shop

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>this will be 70k plus tax

>sit badly but comfortably
>when back gets fucked get it fixed

Well kinda, I worked trauma for a while as an RN and got to work with a lot of plastic surgeons and trauma surgeons etc. Most fairly cool and genuinely excited about their work, also respond directly in between surgeries if you question something about whatever they performed on.

However the other day I had a thoracic surgeon really pushing to get a patient out of the unit , thought he was genuinely invested in letting an otherwise healthy patient go home but then he spilled the beans that he was concerned about the pt being classified as re-admit and reflecting poorly upon his surgical record.

>70k
hilarious mate, try tripling that

Chiro is bs snake oil.

dad got a heart attack and was rushed to the er. had to be scheduled for a tripple bypass and a week in the itensive care. bill was half a million. insurance paid sbout everything. at most he had to pay 2k

Can somebody translate this post into leaf for me?

EU here, can't.

Do you have Ankylondis Spondylosis? My stepfather has it but he didn't find out till it was too late for treatment.

But why is the back still slightly bent at the end??

in the us you pay 70k for just tests
that kind of surgery would cost like 10 million

Everytime I accidentally hit myself in the nuts I'm afraid this times gonna be the time they pop

Isn't it weird how modern medicine is considered a marvel, and yet this video amounts to "put a metal rod in and bend that sucker back into place"? Even complex procedures have really basic ideas.

>the part where they forcefully align the spinal bones
this looks excruciating

Eets aboot 200 litres worth of leaf syrup

I mean you have a point but clearly this is done in such a way that no individual piece of bone is fucked up. Seems to me that each section is moved all together to avoid damage. Reminds me of braces but for your spine.

If they're claiming to cure cancer, sure. I went to a chiropractor after I got t-boned by a drunk driver and he fixed me right up. Meanwhile my quack (former) doctor tried to sell me a case of Oxy and "just deal with it lol." Fucking jews.

>Tfw realizing time travelers could have been shitposting via future internet time travel

Imagine particle entanglement theory but workable and only with electrons. You could shitpost to the past, people would just think you were crazy.

this is more uncomfortable than that one gif with an anime girl in a swimsuit, because you actually know that people undergo these operations. granted, they are sedated, but still, it's pretty fucking chilling when you think about a guy getting a shit ton of metal screwed into his spine

Listen to OP

I didn't and i suffer from infernal headaches and fucked up nerves

Because it shows you a sanitized version of what would happen if everything went perfectly, to the point where it barely resembles the reality of the procedure at all. In reality there would be a lot of blood, lots of things that could potentially go wrong, a bunch of doctors working for a long period of time and there would be a lot of potential for more complications afterwards.

Going to a proper chiropractor has been a huge help for my dad as his spine is a total fucking mess. He doesn't need it anymore after getting two of his vertebrae replaced by some rather fancy and hi tech titanium implants, but there was a noticeable difference in his health before and after those sessions at the chiropractor before.

can someone post the surgery webm where they just take a hammer to the guy's leg

halfway through the video i just randomly imagined what'd be like to have this operation made on you while you were still conscious and i could imagine the dude just spazing out a shit ton, screaming and yelling, then probably passing out and god knows what

Easy solutions lead to easier recovery.

Don't know about this one, but i have something even better

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I pray to god you're shit-posting.

Incase you're genuinely unaware of what that orange goop is:
It's an anti-infectant and anti-inflammatory jelly which doubles as a topical anesthetic.

Unironically you would end up being paralyzed due to thrashing fucking up your spinal cord.

do americans really do this?

AAAAA

I didn't know they made braces for spines.

yeah that's exactly it, procedure like this needs precision and the patient to not move at all since one screw up and you could remain paralyzed for the rest of your life

LMAO how can that become this?

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Was about to request this webm but based user did deliver

OH YEAH
Time to become the last true Dragonborn.

Should've posted the actual procedure instead of the 3d one.

>all of that shit just to put in a single bolt into one of the bones in your spines
>okay repeat 12 times
>now do the same on the other side lol

Funny enough. Brain operations are often done while the "victim" is awake because certain spots shut down while sleeping and they need to see active brain flow. It is only able to be done because you dont have pain receptors inside your skull, they could literally grab a chunk of your consciousness out and you wouldn't feel pain from it.

I had an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach and had to close after the shaft slipped out of the foreskin.

I guess this makes a good reminder not to ever undergo surgery unless you really, really need to. Even routine operations can go wrong.

Post the manlet one.

But i can just go to a chiropractor, OP!
Who needs your gay ass surgery?

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>Seems to me that each section is moved all together to avoid damage

^ This.

Remember; you have a lot of vitally important nerves running through the spine and if one of the vertebrae ends up shifting and popping out of place, you risk unrecoverable nerve damage and permanent paralysis.

That's not exactly a routine procedure.

>mfw reading this

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Ew

>somebody invented this procedure

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>Reading comprehension

Get ye gone, golem

This looks both extremely dangerous and extremely expensive.

I actually have one of those inside of me. Had it done in my early teens and it's been almost 10 years since then.
Don't really know about the cost since where I live it is common practice for big companies to fully fund such expensive operations.

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Huh so there's braces for the spine now.

And if that doesn't weird you out enough yet: eye surgery is almost exclusively done with the patient awake as well. Not just 'lasering' but also complicated procedures such as replacing the eye lens with an artificial one.

That procedure starts out by using ultrasonics to pulverize the original lens, btw.
Now imagine actually 'seeing' your own eye lens being smoked. Yeah...

Can you bend over to pick shit up at all?

and extremely painful

thanks mr skeltal

Because its like watching someone repair a living thing.
You know whoever is under the knife will; have a better life after they wake up.

But ironically sex reassignment surgery just makes-me depressed.

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What the FUCK
Take care of your eyes anons

do i get to sleep and not feel during this procedure? then i get drugs afterwards? sign me the fuck up.

fuck why did I click on that webm and why did I watch it till the end

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So, how does he bend his spine with those metal rods in place?
Is he just stuck being a plank for the rest of his life?

sex reassignment surgery is unironically incredible

I like to imagine that the retards who try to dye their eyes in another color just end up seeing that dye pour all into their retina and pupils, literally flooding it, making it look like twirly water splashes and shit, then they just go blind forever in that eye.
It's a comforting thought, reminds me not to be a retard like others.

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Yeah, in fact before the surgery I was freaking out that I'd lose a lot of mobility and have that awful feeling of wanting to bend but not being able to but those were completely false.
Shit feels really natural and while I'm obviously not a ballerina I function exactly like your average neet.

((((somebody))))

Nah, it's primitive as fuck.

ebin racism :DDD

You have to go back

ONCE TOLD ME

Never been anywhere else but nice try, I'd like to leave this shithole but I can't

NIGGERS GROW IN TRESS

It's been my fetish every since I was a child.
youtube.com/watch?v=Lb9ziKB5ffM

May I add that Vitamin D supplements can help immensely too, 30 min walks are not enough to get your Vitamin D intake. I like to sit in my backyard and play portable games while getting my sun, or fixing my garden

>misspelling words

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it's satisfying to see something broken get fixed

fucking newfags get out

why is it even legal to let these mentally ill retards to get this type of surgery in the first place, its literally mutilation creating a permanent wound.

honestly the only gross and literally "cringe" part was the DRILL INTO THE SPINE BONES part to make the "threading"

but medical cringe where you learn stuff is fun

When I had it done they gave me a pain pump that I could press at any time to get my dose. Apparently it had a limiter so I could exceed a certain amount but I never hit it. Every press was like an orgasm and a pass out it was fantastic. I was in the hospital for a week but I don't remember shit besides mashing that button.

time to filter that unholy md5

What does an anesthetic have to do with islands?

incredibly fucked, you mean. It's purely cosmetic, provides no actual functional organs, creates life-long issues and results in a wound that is basically trying to continually heal itself but is not allowed to. It's mutilation plain and simple and it baffles me how it was ever allowed in the first place.

You can bend at the hips. You get used to it when you simply just can't do it anymore.

Supposedly they give you a ukelele and tell you to keep strumming it. If you suddenly stop, they hit a no-no zone.

>Every press was like an orgasm
w-was it really

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>You get used to it
I'd rather kill myself to be honest.

Literally had that surgery because I was born with scoliosis. Completely changed my life

>why is it even legal to let these mentally ill retards to get this type of surgery in the first place
They are the new market and (((they))) are making sure no one messes with their new money making scheme

>Topical anesthetic
Mate, you're telling me that they're gonna be drilling holes in my fucking spine and all I get is a little anti-boo-boo gel?
I'd rather have my spine bent, so that when I die my heirs can make a bow from it.

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he doesn't know what he's talking about, don't worry
t. formerly a scoliosis patient

no it's not
it's literally an open wound that you have to constantly dilate or it will close up

I never got this meme
I had surgery on my leg and they gave me oxycodone to take for a while and all it ever did was make me feel drowsy and impossible to cum when I tried to fap

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What's funny is when you get cremated the metal rods remain.

There's something poetic here.

wouldn't that shit off a metal detector

Which Hellraiser is this from?

>Masturbate once a month
How is this possible?

STILL, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO SIT UP STRAIGHT, BRANDON??!?

>Increase Zinc intake.
wait is this a robot scam?

This is scoliosis?

mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/scoliosis/symptoms-causes/syc-20350716

>Stop masturbating daily, do it once per month
You can't browse this place and not fap daily.

Of course it is, you cant develop such scoliosis by prolonged sitting. I have 30* scoliosis but I was born with it, I only made it a little bit worse by sitting

>masturbate once per month

I would like to see the literature explaining the health benefits of this

Yep, and performed it on a child who later killed himself in his late teens, and forced him to engage in "acts" with his own brother, who also kurt cobain'd himself.

>grab a chunk of your consciousness
>an entire portion of your personality is now gone and you have no awareness of it
this is terrifying
i wonder how those people that got lobotomized in the 20th century felt

>Stop masturbating daily, do it once per month.
You brainlets are so fucking obsessed, end this nofap meme you dumb shits

the doctor that originally did this was literally jewish
you stupid fuck

>how dare you not be serious 100% on a video games board

>why is it even legal to let these mentally ill retards to get this type of surgery in the first place
It's murrica, you make money out of retards, who cares if they irreversibly fuck up their life forever?

clearly it's all a jewish conspiracy to mutilate our dicks

don't be addicted to porn?

i guess so, i mean if you're actually stupid enough to go through with something like this maybe you really deserve to suffer for such terrible life choices.

>dude conspiracy lmao
have sex

>Increase Zinc intake.
How?

I don't even masturbate to porn sometimes.

Enjoy the skin cancer user

She said it's only red because he's pale

>Stop masturbating daily, do it once per month.
I'm 26 and still get lucid dreams if I spend more than 2 weeks without fapping.

>Stop masturbating daily, do it once per month.
Lol so if you had sex everyday that would be fine though right retard? Just admit you have a low libido you don't need to shame others for your inadequacies.

she's right
im very pale and just rubbing my skin a little too hard will make it brighten up red like that

I don't endorse it, medicine should help people that's why the oath exist, instead it causes more ill than good.
You can get through "gender dysphoria" through therapy and learn to accept yourself/your condition, not by artificially creating a temporary illusion of what you wish to be.
But that's what a capitalistic hellhole does, with little to no shame

This is just doctors giving morphine addicts their dose and making money out of them instead of actually helping them get through their illness.

I mean, he did it to himself, but I still pity him. That sounds like a shitty existence.

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Joke on you i can't afford that kind of surgery

No that's just a side effect of the gel they'll knock you out for over 10 hours. My surgery took like almost 9 to complete fuse my spine from hip to neck

Wheel alignment adjust is needed

>i wonder how those people that got lobotomized in the 20th century felt
Nothing.
They become soulless hunks with enough brain power to keep vitals organs going and do simple task like standing upright.

Just about to post

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When I got this surgery as a teen my parents only had to pay 2k, the insurance covered the rest of the costs.

Scoliosis is genetic and has nothing to do with your posture

What was the recovery like? Could you feel the metal bits poking out of your spine? Do you set off any metal detectors?

Its resultant pus-holes are certainly not credible as sex organs.

The best back crack in history

>Only way to fix my fucked spine is to insert metal bars into it.
God why did you leave me malformed.

She also said it's congestion that needs to come out so him getting all red is a good thing

It's your mom's fault not mine.

The recovery period sucks ass, you can barely move without pain, you lose most of your appetite, and for me all of the pain meds didn't work at all. It gets better a month after the surgery as I could get out of bed myself, and could shower properly.

I don't feel any protrusions from my spine and my spine doesn't set off metal detectors luckily enough.

Shits sucks man.

its called hrt and the guy who wrote that clearly has only general knowledge of it

im considering going to a chiropractic jus tto get my bones broke

>tfw had my scrotum cut open for a surgery
>tfw it wasn't to transition
Testicular torsion is a scary thing

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This is no fucking joke. Kids don't understand their terrible lifestyles with bite them in the ass when they reach 30+.

Do you want to see Your Houston Chiropractor, Dr Gregory Johnson. Here at Advanced Chiropractic Relief LLC?

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holy shit this is heavy. not sure if its the god damn 100 degrees heat or the pic, but I almost passed out while reading this

Reminder that you don't get to decide what is a waste of time. Your future self does. Ask yourself. Are you really going to be happy with the time you spent?

too far from me. but i'll consider it

that would feel so fucking good god damn fuck my fucking shit ass scoliosis retard spine

I cant manage to sleep more than 6 hours, I wake up having to use the bathroom really bad, and dont feel tired after.

While I dont get off daily, I do think thats a bit fuckin much.
Some people are just horny shits, and I really dont see health benefits from doing that.
Hell I tried lowering myself a lot on it before and felt no different besides hornier.

Probably not that many with the advent of 3d cad like in the OP.

>Stop masturbating daily, do it once per month.
don't do this
once a week is the minimum recommended level for most men. Prostate cancer chances go up by like 10% if you don't beat off weekly.

>no fap
no thanks, I'm not a /pol/cel

This is why I spend $1000 on an office chair

Im not fucking with any meme "gamer" chairs that just fuck your back up

Ergo Human or Herman Miller for life

salty nickels and milk

Imagine willingly doing this to your body. Just fucking imagine how absolutely fucked in your head you have to be.

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>my best friend of 10+ years declared himself trans
>he's doing Olympic level mental gymnastics to justify it
>I have to sit by and watch him destroy his fucking life because he gets irrationally mad when I try to help him and get him away from this self-destructive path
>he is one of a very short list of close friends so if I cut him out it's cutting out a big part of my life
I wish all trannyposters and tranny enablists would just die.

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I almost fucking passed out

>"No"
t. Isildur

we feel you bro

The people who enable the surgery are the problem, looking feminine is fine as long as you're not destroying your body doing it.

Well there's not much left if he won't accept your help and you still want him as your friend. It's not like his tranny nature would harm your vidya hobby, right? Right? We all have our fucked moments.

Bring a skirt and pound this nonsense out of his brain

>he thinks jerking off 4 times a day isn't detrimental to his mental state
protip: it is.

Go to a surgeon with a good reputation and do it. Your life will improve dramatically after the initial recovery period. I was really close to killing myself because of the pain which also made me drop out of school. Now I have a job and almost no pain and can do basic workouts.

>Mate, you're telling me that they're gonna be drilling holes in my fucking spine and all I get is a little anti-boo-boo gel?

Ofcourse not. You'd get proper full anesthetic for surgery like this back operation.

But the same jelly is applied for surgery where you only get some local anesthetic applied via a needle. The topical anesthetic numbs you enough that you don't freak out over the needle sinking half an inch into your flesh to deliver the *real* anesthetic for such policlinical work.

>TRANSFORMERS

Iirc modern clinical alloys don't set off metal detectors that easy any more.

>the health benefits

There aren't.
Puritan fairy tales.

The high of sexual stimulation and repeated tension and relaxation of major muscle groups can actually be *very good* for the body. Full on sex may even be just as beneficial as a full-blown workout.

its basically a fancier and more sterile way of taking a knife and cutting ur dick and balls off, so no

Pretty much that, yes.
The aim of such a lobotomy was to completely destroy the central connecting region in the brain that houses higher decision making.

Ever wondered what a real-life zombie looks like? Well; like that.

A chiropractor wont help against scoliosis, nor will you get it from sitting crooked.

>getting my dick chopped off was a bad idea

who knew???????

you go to your leaf doctor and he says "your leaf insurance covers it, no problem".

>YOU EITHER JACK IT 9 TIMES A DAY OR ONCE A YEAR
Have sex

SHUT UP BEFORE THEY REALIZE NOFAP IS A SCHEME TO KILL MY COMPETITION

Thanks for the reminder user

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>Have barely any money to begin with
>"wtf now I'm in dept from getting my dick chopped off and have a ton of problems, who knew???"

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its moreso for testosterone level regulation and how your daily attitude is affected and from what i've read the ideal rate is once a week. as far as general health goes, shit man do it daily to prevent prostate cancer

No wonder surgery is expensive, imagine how long it takes just to drill one fucking hole.

Truth is most often simple.

I might agree if it weren't for the current inundation of propaganda dedicated to confusing gullible depressed men into believing they can actually become girls and live life on easy mode. There's a certain level of stupidity where you just can't protect people from themselves, but no one deserves to be permanently mutilated just because they were gullible and sad and evil rich people sniffed out an opportunity there.

i feel like 90% of spine shit is genetic
cause i sit like a fucking golem and im overweight and im 27 and my spine is fine

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Only if they were lucky.

That's a scoliosis correction dumbass.

I work on a neurology and spine surgery floor and the surgery you would get for having poor posture is called a laminectomy and fusion, typically of the L5-S1 levels.

I dont think you know what lucid dreams are.

fascinating but I would rather do gay exercises than being operated, I don't like the idea of getting tobleroned

born like that. gotta get some money to get my back full chromed.

You hugely over complicated it. It's because he (we) have autism.

Im amazed how "no-fap" devolved in like 5-8 years. People dont even remember why it exists anymore.

Its no magic health benefit. The reason people originally did no-fap was to get thirsty and force themselves to go out and ask girls out.
Having sex, getting a gf and changing "masturbation daily" to "sex daily" was considered "winning" the no-fap. Ejaculating 1-2 times a day has absolutely no health risk

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>Stop masturbating daily, do it once per month.
I've heard that once a week is the optimal schedule

The ribcage bone grew to be warped so it won't be 100% straight I believe. I guess they'd need more surgery to fix that.