HMMMMM....WIND'S HOWLING
HMMMMM....WIND'S HOWLING
Noah Jenkins
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Jaxson Rivera
*Loud commoner fart*
James Gutierrez
> 1 sword
> shitty flat witcher medallion inferior to the vidya medallion
What the fuck was Netflix thinking?
Robert Howard
*sniffs*
Noah Fisher
The showrunner has specifically said the other sword is being saved for a later moment in the season.
Julian Carter
post the pasta
you know the one
Josiah Allen
>flat medallion
This is like saying wet water. Do you even know what a medallion is?
Levi Garcia
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
Carter Sullivan
I always thought this was signaling some serious shit about to go down.
Turns out hes just a weather broadcaster.
Justin Flores
Why'd you even open this thread if you have no idea what you're talking about?
Christopher Myers
Hahaha holy fuck user don't give CDPR ideas they will make a youtube video about it just like they did a shitty horse AI video mocking their own horse mechanics
Grayson Peterson
Get out
Julian Parker
a piece of jewelry in the shape of a medal, worn as a pendant.
an oval or circular painting, panel, or design used to decorate a building or textile.
Joseph Powell
I just realized that looks like I was sniffing a fart instead of pointing out the NPC's sniffing
Ayden Gomez
i love the series and this will never stop being funny
Eli Ward
Are you retarded? Medallions are flat by definition.
Charles Gutierrez
missed oportunity
the first thing when you spot a witcher is you ask yourself why he have TWO swords on his back - later you find out
now its just a guy on a horse
Blake Baker
must be drowners
Thomas Clark
>being this much of a tw3 fag
geralt only carries 1 sword in the books
even in tw1 he doesnt get a silver sword untill the 3rd chapter or some shit
Oliver Green
What video? Their horse riding was awful. Roach always slowed down to a crawl for absolutely no reason. Try crossing a bridge at full-gallop without your retard horse automatically stopping in the middle of it
Sebastian Baker
I really dig that armor design. Where did they get the idea for it?
Tyler Reyes
Sebastian Moore
>1 sword
In the novels he only keeps the steel sword on his back. Also the silver sword is visible in that picture.
>shitty flat witcher medallion inferior to the vidya medallion
It looks like how it was described in the novels. You can take the vidya version and shove it up your ass.
Ryan Hernandez
Doesn't look bad. Those Nilfgaardian soldiers look like shit though
Tyler Rivera
Exactly. You'd have to be a retard to want a piece of metal WITH JAGGED EDGES around your face while doing spins and pirouettes.
Grayson Evans
>implying