Would you pay someone to play video games with your or to farm stuff for you in a video game?

Would you pay someone to play video games with your or to farm stuff for you in a video game?

i offer myself

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kill yourself

This episode freaked me out when I was a kid.

>tfw need someone competent enough to play keep away in Hyrule warriors with my shit characters
Having their level 4 weapon would make leveling a lot faster.

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your wish can be true...
...for a price

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>parents tell you to get a fucking job
>go make this thread
fucking hopeless

I can't find a job, im 25, i don't have social skills, contacts, work experience or degrees

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you only need like two of those. pick the easiest and get the fuck at it instead of trying to make a job out of shitposting.

Patricians shitpost from work, not home.

>Wage slave shilling

Your are worse than OP

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No. If only on the grounds that if that thought even crosses my mind, the game probably isn't for me.

>$10,000 tier

Yikes

How do you live

he doesn't 'live'. he's a parasite.

I have a wonderful NEET life, but i need extra cash

those two statements are in strong conflict, user.
sad!

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NEET and brainlet.

Depending on the circumstances yes but in reality probably not.

same desu

You think autist on here are possible of achieving even one of those things? The best they could do is work at a warehouse but they probably couldn’t even handle the physicality of that

I was a socially inept autist until I got my shit straightened out when i was about 22.
don't be afraid of having someone read you the real shit, user. It hurts but it will fix you.

>just be yourself

no, absolutely DO NOT be yourself. Find someone who thinks you're a stupid, weak idiot and beg them to help you

>having someone read you the real shit

What did you mean by this?

Was he a nigger?

kys faggot

I was the same, except a year older, when I got my postal delivery job 6 months ago. I was pleasantly surprised by how corporate and impersonal the process of applying and integrating was. Don't overthink it, faggot.

I want activision to give me an option to pay for ctr nitro fueled cosmetics, vehicle parts and playable characters like they are dlc.

I live in Spain, the only avalible job is literally waiter at some stinky restaurant.

He was the love child between Angelica's mother and her assistant.

Oh boo hoo, I live in Murmansk, where the temperature hasn't moved above 10 C for the last 2 weeks, and a third of commie blocks I'm delivering to have stairwells open to the elements.